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|- id="Acupuncture and Pizza"
| [[Image:Acupuncture and pizza.PNG|150px|Open late, free delivery]]
| [[Image:Acupuncture and pizza.PNG|150px|Open late, free delivery]]
| '''Acupuncture and Pizza''' is a [[pizza]] place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery.
| '''Acupuncture and Pizza''' is a [[pizza]] place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery.
| [[your funeral]]
| [[your funeral]]
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|- id="Discount Flashback Warehouse"
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| [[Image:boardelectrix.PNG|150px|Boardelectrix logo]]
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| '''Boardelectrix.''' ''See main article: [[Boardelectrix]].''
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| [[Family Resemblence]], [[geddup noise]], [[redesign]]
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| [[Image:Bookazon_screenshot.png|150px|Few things are better than 3rd Base]]
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| '''Bookazon.com.''' ''See main article: [[Bookazon.com]].''
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| [[Image:Compy_2.png|150px|Registered Trademark]]
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| '''Compy, Inc''' is the name of the company that manufactured the [[Compy 386]] and the [[Lappy 486]]. The name probably has multiple real-world references. The loading screen for the game [[Population: Tire|Population: Tire]] indicates a parody of [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore International]]. The name "Compy" and the overall look of the computer itself is somewhat evocative of [[Wikipedia:Compaq|Compaq Computer Corporation]]. The logo is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:IBM|IBM]] logo.
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| [[Strong Bad Email|various emails]]
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| [[Image:sbemail26.PNG|150px|CGNU: The future is you... probably.]]
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| '''Crazy Go Nuts University.''' ''See main article: [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].''
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| [[Homestar Quiz]], [[CGNU]], [[theme party]], [[mascot]], [[different town]], [[radio]]
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| [[Image:Discount_Ware.PNG|150px|"How can I make these prices any lower?"]]
| [[Image:Discount_Ware.PNG|150px|"How can I make these prices any lower?"]]
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| '''Discount Flashback Warehouse''', run by [[Strong Bad]], deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff (he) just made up!". At some point in '04, there was a special sale in the [[Store|Homestar Runner Store]], "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains." On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," obviously a reference to the DFW.
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| '''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]''', run by [[Strong Bad]], deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff [he] just made up". At some point in 2004, there was a special sale in the [[Store|Homestar Runner Store]], "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains". On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," obviously a reference to the DFW.
| [[flashback]], [[Store]]
| [[flashback]], [[Store]]
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|- id="Diskettes ETC."
| [[Image:folk art stitch.png|150px|Diskettes ETC.]]
| [[Image:folk art stitch.png|150px|Diskettes ETC.]]
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| Not much is known about '''Diskettes ETC.''', except that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] received one.
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| '''Diskettes ETC.''' is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. [[Homestar Runner]] received one.
| [[other days]]
| [[other days]]
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|- id="Faceless Megacorp"
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| [[Image:s shoe box.png|150px|Nice kicks!]]
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| [[Image:FacelessMegacorp.png|150px|"Look at those hills."]]
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| '''Freshley's''' is a [[Free Country, USA]] shoe company. The box for Freshley's shoes is white with the words "Freshley's" written in orange. According to [[Strong Bad]], the name is appropriate, because they are "about the freshest shoes you can imagine." It is unknown if they are related to [http://www.mrsfreshleys.com/ Mrs. Freshley's] pastries. The logo resembles that of the <!--Wikipedia article not created yet at [[Wikipedia:Shaw's|Shaw's]], we'll use shaws.com in the meantime-->[http://www.shaws.com Shaw's] grocery chain, as well as the logo for [http://www.freshdirect.com FreshDirect], an online grocery purveyor.
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| '''Faceless Megacorp''' is a very large unknown company which sponsors [[Characters from Yonder Website]]. It has a couple of hills on the logo.
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| [[anything]], [[time capsule]]
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| [[Characters from Yonder Website]]
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|- id="joshCO!"
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| [[Image:Klown kare.PNG|150px|We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man.]]
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| [[Image:TheStabYourself!.png|150px|jochCo logo found in nightlife]]
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| '''Kertified Klown Kare''' is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email [[long pants]], Strong Bad suggests that Homestar, driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants, receive a "serious" amount of said care. Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] are not accepted. According to their business card, they provide services for pie injuries, giant foot problems, wacky malaria, and grease paint poisoning.
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| '''joshCO!''' is a company that has made the game "The Stab Yourself!" seen in [[nightlife]].
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| [[nightlife]]
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|- id="Kickcheater"
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| [[Image:TwitterKickCheater.png|150px|"Pledge it out!"]]
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| '''Kickcheater''' is a company that is likely similar to {{wp|Kickstarter}}. It is a [[portmanteau]] of Kickstarter and [[kicking The Cheat]]. The name and logo are often used in conjunction with [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]].
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| [[sbemail 206]], [[@StrongBadActual]], [[PAX East - 8 Apr 2018]], [[The Deleteheads Download]], [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
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|- id="Kertified Klown Kare"
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| [[Image:Klown kare.PNG|150px|"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."]]
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| '''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]''' is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email [[long pants]], Strong Bad suggests that Homestar, driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants, receive a "serious" amount of said care. Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] are not accepted. According to their business card, they provide services for pie injuries, giant foot problems, wacky malaria, and grease paint poisoning.
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| [[long pants]]
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|- id="Lump of Dump Pictures"
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| [[Image:Kidelectrix Logo.png|150px|Kidelectrix made it]]
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| [[Image:WhinedAndDined.PNG|150px|"May the best man whine."]]
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| '''Kidelectrix.''' ''See main article: [[Kidelectrix]]
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| [[Image:WhinedAndDined.PNG|150px|May the best man whine.]]
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| '''Lump of Dump Pictures''' is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not.
| '''Lump of Dump Pictures''' is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not.
| [[narrator]]
| [[narrator]]
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|- id="Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn"
| [[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|Vera low prices guaranteed]]
| [[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|Vera low prices guaranteed]]
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| '''[[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-pawn''' is a pawn shop owned by [[The Ugly One|The Ugly One's]] father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken [[Wikipedia:VCR|VCR]] and a smashed [[Wikipedia:VHS|VHS tape]] in his Easter egg "commercial" for Lectro-pawn. His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches, is "or something like that."
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| '''[[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-pawn''' is a pawn shop owned by [[The Ugly One|The Ugly One's]] father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken [[Wikipedia:VCR|VCR]] and a smashed [[Wikipedia:VHS|VHS tape]] in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to [[D n' D Greg]] for "two seventy-five". His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
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|- id="Metalmation"
| [[Image:metalmation logo.png|150px|"Classy" logo, "classy" shows]]
| [[Image:metalmation logo.png|150px|"Classy" logo, "classy" shows]]
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| '''Metalmation''' is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]]. The name is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]] animation studio which produced various animated television series (e.g. Cosby Kids, Star Trek, Archie and most notably He-man) from 1968 to 1987.
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| '''[[Metalmation]]''' is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]]. The name is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]] animation studio which produced various animated television series (e.g. Cosby Kids, Star Trek, Archie and most notably He-man) from 1968 to 1987.
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| [[best thing]]
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|- id="Micro Palace"
| [[Image:MicroPalace.PNG|150px|Micro Palace]]
| [[Image:MicroPalace.PNG|150px|Micro Palace]]
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| '''Micro Palace''' is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad has one.  
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| '''Micro Palace''' is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one.  
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| [[other days]]
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|- id="Ol' Fatty's"
| [[Image:ol_fattys.PNG|150px|Ol' Fatty's 'Lectric Boots]]
| [[Image:ol_fattys.PNG|150px|Ol' Fatty's 'Lectric Boots]]
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| '''Ol' Fatty's.''' ''See main article: [[Ol' Fatty's]].''
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| '''Ol' Fatty's''' is the company that manufactures the "whisper quiet" [['Lectric Boots]]. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair.
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| [[extra plug]]
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|- id="Portly Washboy"
| [[Image:Portly_Washboy.gif|150px|Don't eat it like the cartoon man]]
| [[Image:Portly_Washboy.gif|150px|Don't eat it like the cartoon man]]
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| '''Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste''' is a sponsor of the [[Old-Timey]] "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], as seen in the Strong Bad Email "[[radio]]." Its slogan is "Don't eat it like the cartoon man."
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| '''[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]''' is a sponsor of the [[Old-Timey]] "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]. Its slogan is "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man."
| [[radio]]
| [[radio]]
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|- id="Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry"
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| [[Image:senormortgage.PNG|150px|"No probalo!"]]
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|'''Senor Cardgage Mortgage.''' ''See main article: [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]].''
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|[[Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|150px|"...and sell it some type of online auction"]]
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|'''Some Type of Online Auction.''' ''See main article: [[Some Type of Online Auction]]''
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|[[english paper#Easter Eggs|english paper]] (Easter egg)
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| [[Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|150px|Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come!]]
| [[Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|150px|Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come!]]
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| '''Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry''' is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "Barbzerdry" for short. The aformentioned business was first mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[haircut]]", in which [[Strong Bad]] laments the lack of potential customers in [[Free Country, USA]]. The school advertises that they specialize in elixirs, faeries, and high top fades. Absolutely NO cuts, butts, or coconuts.
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| '''[[Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry]]''' is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "[[Portmanteaus|Barbzerdry]]". It was first mentioned in [[haircut]], in which Strong Bad laments the lack of potential customers in [[Free Country, USA]]. The school advertises that they specialize in elixirs, faeries, and high top fades. Absolutely NO cuts, butts, or coconuts.
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| [[haircut]]
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|- id="Sbemailiarized Entertainment"
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| [[Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|150px|Styles Upon Styles' logo and slogan]]
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| [[Image:Sbemailiarized!.png|150px|We're totally not recycling an old gag!]]
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| '''Styles Upon Styles''' is a high-class clothing manufacturer that furnishes [[Strong Bad]]'s wardrobe. Strong Bad bought clothes from Styles Upon Styles for a photo session with [[Pom Pom]] in the email [[modeling]]. According to the [[Homestar Lure]], their slogan is, "Steep prices and trees!"
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|'''[[Sbemailiarized Entertainment]]&trade; &copy; &reg; LLC,,. ''' is a new venture responsible for taking old non-[[Strong Bad Emails|SBEmails]] and make them into new SBEmails.
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| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
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|-id="Melonade Company"
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| [[Image:lemcardhalf.PNG|150px|This is the front and back of the card that is found on the download page]]
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| [[File:Melonade Logo.png|150px|"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!"]]
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| '''Superfied Credit Union.''' ''See main article: [[Superfied Credit Union]].''
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| '''The Ethical Advancement of Melonade''' makes different varieties of [[Melonade]] numbering in the hundreds, at least according to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] in [[Hremail 7]].
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| [[credit card]], [[Downloads]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
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| [[Hremail 7]]
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| [[Image:That Floating Horror.png|150px|Th-th-these jerks STOLE IT!]]
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| '''That Floating Horror''' appears to be [[Marshie]]'s own personal branding, separate from [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]].
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| [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]
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|- id="Totalsoft Electronicals"
| [[Image:totalsoft.JPG|150px|This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo]]
| [[Image:totalsoft.JPG|150px|This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo]]
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| '''[[Total]]soft Electronicals LLC,,.''' is the company behind the game ''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]'' only accessible via the email [[lures & jigs]].
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| '''[[Total]]soft Electronicals [[LLC,,.]]''' is the company behind the game ''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]'' It can only be accessed from [[lures & jigs]].
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| <center>[[Image: 1veryoldinc.png|Very Old Inc.]]</center>
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| [[Image: 1veryoldinc.png|150px|Very Old Inc.]]
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| '''Very Old Inc.''' is the company that made the King of Town's [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]] in [[retirement]].
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| '''Very Old Inc.''' is the company that made "[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]".
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| [[Image:TheStabYourself!.png|150px|jochCo logo found in nightlife]]
 
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| '''joshCO!''' is a fictional company that has made the game "The Stab Yourself!" seen in [[nightlife]].
 
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[[Category: Companies]] [[Category: Lists]]
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== See Also ==
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* [[Boardelectrix]]
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* [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]
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* [[Freshley's]]
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* [[Kidelectrix]]
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* [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]
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* [[Styles Upon Styles]]
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[[Category:Companies]]
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[[Category:Lists]]

Revision as of 04:04, 4 February 2021

Image Description Appearances
Open late, free delivery Acupuncture and Pizza is a pizza place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery. your funeral
"How can I make these prices any lower?" Discount Flashback Warehouse, run by Strong Bad, deals in flashbacks at low prices. You can get flashbacks from "this season, last season, even stuff [he] just made up". At some point in 2004, there was a special sale in the Homestar Runner Store, "Strong Bad's Weekend Bargains". On the page explaining the sale, it said, "I'm like Discount Bargains Warehouse over here," obviously a reference to the DFW. flashback, Store
Diskettes ETC. Diskettes ETC. is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. Homestar Runner received one. other days
"Look at those hills." Faceless Megacorp is a very large unknown company which sponsors Characters from Yonder Website. It has a couple of hills on the logo. Characters from Yonder Website
jochCo logo found in nightlife joshCO! is a company that has made the game "The Stab Yourself!" seen in nightlife. nightlife
"Pledge it out!" Kickcheater is a company that is likely similar to Kickstarter. It is a portmanteau of Kickstarter and kicking The Cheat. The name and logo are often used in conjunction with Trogdor!! The Board Game. sbemail 206, @StrongBadActual, PAX East - 8 Apr 2018, The Deleteheads Download, Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)
"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man." Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email long pants, Strong Bad suggests that Homestar, driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants, receive a "serious" amount of said care. Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs are not accepted. According to their business card, they provide services for pie injuries, giant foot problems, wacky malaria, and grease paint poisoning. long pants
"May the best man whine." Lump of Dump Pictures is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not. narrator
Vera low prices guaranteed Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn is a pawn shop owned by The Ugly One's father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken VCR and a smashed VHS tape in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to D n' D Greg for "two seventy-five". His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that." Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
"Classy" logo, "classy" shows Metalmation is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of Limozeen: "but they're in space!". The name is a parody of the Filmation animation studio which produced various animated television series (e.g. Cosby Kids, Star Trek, Archie and most notably He-man) from 1968 to 1987. best thing
Micro Palace Micro Palace is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one. other days
Ol' Fatty's 'Lectric Boots Ol' Fatty's is the company that manufactures the "whisper quiet" 'Lectric Boots. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair. extra plug
Don't eat it like the cartoon man Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste is a sponsor of the Old-Timey "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by Old-Timey Strong Bad. Its slogan is "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man." radio
Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come! Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "Barbzerdry". It was first mentioned in haircut, in which Strong Bad laments the lack of potential customers in Free Country, USA. The school advertises that they specialize in elixirs, faeries, and high top fades. Absolutely NO cuts, butts, or coconuts. haircut
We're totally not recycling an old gag! Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. is a new venture responsible for taking old non-SBEmails and make them into new SBEmails. Sbemailiarized!, April Fool 09
"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!" The Ethical Advancement of Melonade makes different varieties of Melonade numbering in the hundreds, at least according to Homestar in Hremail 7. Hremail 7
Th-th-these jerks STOLE IT! That Floating Horror appears to be Marshie's own personal branding, separate from Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. is the company behind the game Fishing Challenge '91 It can only be accessed from lures & jigs. lures & jigs
Very Old Inc. Very Old Inc. is the company that made "Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets". retirement

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