Editing Minor Drinks

In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], many '''minor drinks''' periodically appear. 

==General Minor Beverages==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width:150px;" | Image !! Description !! style="width:135px;" | Appearances

|-id="mocha_chip_meltshake"
| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chain Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake.PNG|Mocha Chip|150px]]
| Among the items offered by [[Blubb-O's]] is an '''Attempt-At-Competing-With-A-National-Coffee-Chain Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake''', a drink that sports an [[Overdescriptive Nouns|overly descriptive name]].
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|-id="blue_drink"
| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Blue Drink.PNG|150px|"I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!"]]
| In an attempt to create his own [[imaginary friend]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]] drinks a few gallons of '''[[Color flavored|Blue]] Drink'''.
| Email [[imaginary]]

|-id="bull_honkey"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bullhonkey.png|75px|Thinnest can around!]]
| '''Bull Honkey''' is an energy drink, and a clear spoof of [[Wikipedia:Red Bull|Red Bull]]. The can, advertised as the "Thinnest can around!", sports a head of a crazed red bull and the words "Caffeinergy sauce" &mdash; a [[portmanteau]] of "caffeine" and "energy". [[The Cheat]] procures eighty-something cases (or [[road trip#Fun Facts|204]] cans) of it in the email [[road trip]]. The name derives from [[record book]], where one of the records is "Longest Bull Honkey".
| Email [[road trip]], [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

|-id="coach_z_ale"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Coach z ale.png|150px|Differently Lame!]]
| '''Coach Z Ale''' is a brand of (presumably [[alcohol]]ic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]]. This "Differently Lame!" beverage may be a competitor of the [[Cold One]]. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z with a top hat (normally, he wears a backwards baseball cap) proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]].
| Email [[time capsule]]

|-id="coffee_powder"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Coffee Powder.png|150px|"I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!"]]
| '''[[Coffee]] powder''', while not used to make coffee, is put in Strong Sad's orange juice to make him [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]]. Strong Bad describes it as [[wikipedia:Sanka|Sanka]], despite Sanka being a decaf coffee brand.
| Email [[caffeine]]

|- id="cup_joe"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CupAJoe.png|150px|"Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar."]]
| Homestar drinks a '''warm coffee beverage''' in his [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|sleepwear]] in [[The Field]].
| Email [[caper]]

|-id="college_drinks"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:College Drinks.png|150px|"I miss my mom."]]
| A cooler labeled '''college drinks''' sits next to the two "[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]]" at the beach in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|-id="da_juice"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Da Juice!.png|150px|"This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!"]]
| A carton of '''Da [[Wikipedia:Juice|Juice!]]''' is what [[Homestar]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in [[The Jolly Dumple]] costume made out of [[Polymascotfoamalate]]. This results in a sizable explosion.
| Email [[4 branches]]

|-id="diet_brown"
| style="text-align:center" | [[File:dietbrown.png|"All the fizzy with none of the flabby!"|150px]]
| Upon entering Tompkins's two pantries, [[What's Her Face]] claims to have drunk "negative one sip" of '''Diet [[Color flavored|Brown]]'''. [[Renaldo]] would later been seen taking it into the [[Smoky Office]] in Dangeresque 3.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

|-id="grapefruit_juice"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Grapefruit Juice.PNG|150px|"And there'd be a hole where you could pour like, motor oil, or grapefruit juice, or whatever kinda junk you wanna put in there."]]
| Strong Bad noted that his action figure's head can be removed, and motor oil or '''grapefruit juice''' can be poured in.
| Email [[action figure]]

|-id="greg_fuel"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Greg Fuel.png|136px|"...but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking."]]
| [[Sci-Fi Greg]] drinks an energy drink called '''Greg Fuel'''. He apparently drinks them a lot.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]

|- id="highball"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Highball glass.png|150px|"Highball!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Highball|Highball]]''' is an [[alcohol]]ic beverage that [[Homestar]] threw at the [[Clock Radio]] for no apparent reason.
| Email [[radio]]

|- id="hot_choco" 
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Hot Choco.png|150px|"Hope it's not too late!"]]
| Strong Bad served '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kosher Tea.png|100px|Kosherific!]]
| One of the many strange drink products in the world of [[Free Country, USA]] is '''L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea'''. [[Marzipan]] is the only character known to drink it. Since it is [[Wikipedia:Kosher|Kosher]], it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion. "[http://web.archive.org/web/20091028172339/http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861678031/l%E2%80%99chaim.html L'Chaim]" is a Hebrew toast meaning "cheers", or more literally, "[[Wikipedia:L'chaim|to life]]". This is a play on words, however, since L'chaim contains the word "[[Wikipedia:Chai|chai]]", which is a popular kind of tea.
| Email [[looking old]]

|-id="malinko_drinko"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Malinko_drinko.png|150px|Malinko Drinko]]
| This is Homestar's replacement of SB<sub>2</sub>O, after he was "sued" by Strong Bad and the Cheat with water balloons. '''Malinko Drinko''' is said to taste like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "Crystal clear like domestic beer".
| Email [[rough copy]]

|-id="meltshake"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Meltshake.png|83px|Melt Shake]]
| Homestar says he left a jumbo/LARGE '''[[Melt Shake]]''' in the [[Gremlin]] "a week or month ago". By the time Strong Bad discovers it under the passenger seat, it has almost eaten through the cup. In a [[Quote of the Week]], the Melt Shake was used as the "[[Quote of the Week Character Heads|face]]" of the singers who sing "Jammin' Tunes".
| Email [[road trip]], Email [[hygiene]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] (mentioned)

|- id="mmmilk"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mmmilk.png|150px|"What am I gonna have to eat today?"]]
| '''mmmilk''' is brand of milk seen in the Strong Bad pop-up book, when he opened the refrigerator.
| Email [[pop-up]]

|-id="oj"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OJ.png|150px|"An MS Paint drawing of a Brontosaurus having breakfast."]]
| A glass of '''OJ''' is seen in the [[MS Paint]] drawing by [[Strong Mad]].
| Email [[lunch special]]

|-id="piemonade"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:p-nade.png|150px|"Or as we call it around the office, P-Nade."]]
| '''[[Piemonade]]''' is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of [[Wikipedia:lemonade|lemonade]] with lots of ice cubes in it. Around [[The Office]], it is known as ''p-nade''. It may be related to [[Melonade]].
| Email [[other days]]

|- id="pop"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pop!.png|130px|Just a soda. A soda pop.]]
| '''Pop!''' is brand of soda seen in the Strong Bad pop-up book, when he opened the refrigerator.
| Email [[pop-up]]

|- id="Puke Drops"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PukeDrops.png|130px|Puke Drops.]]
| '''[[Puking|Puke]] Drops''' are a type of poison that [[The Cheat]] added to Madame Bodewell's water cup.
| Email [[pet show]]

|-id="reesy_cup"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Reesy Cup.png|150px|"...and a Reesy Cup Milkshake."]]
| '''Reesy Cup''' is a brand of milkshake, topped with [[Wikipedia:Reese's Peanut Butter Cups|Reese's Peanut Butter Cups]] as well as having a Reese's on the cover.
| Email [[dangeresque 3]]

|--id="santamans_chimney"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SantamansChimney.png|150px|It's the new Punkin Spice!]]
| '''Santaman's Chimney''' is supposedly a cocktail of [[Hot Jones]], a shot of a Hard One of your choosing and a dash of liquid smoke. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones Tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.
| [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]

|-id="sb20"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SB20.png|150px|Step right up to get your SB20!]]
| '''SB<sub>2</sub>O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. According to Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]]. He claims it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]". The name is a play on [[Wikipedia:Water (molecule)|H<sub>2</sub>O]]. SB<sub>2</sub>O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen.  Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him. Homestar sponsored another drink called "Malinko Drinko" at the end of the email, which he claims is "crystal clear like domestic [[Alcohol|beer]]".
| Email [[rough copy]]

|-id="serum"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Serum.png|150px|"I won't watch you die, Dangeresque!"]]
| At the end of [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], [[Cutesy Buttons]] comes in with a cup of '''serum'''. The cup appears to actually be a cup of iced tea with mint and ice cubes floating at the surface. Alternately it may be a [[Wikipedia:Mint julep|mint julep]].
| Email [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="armpit_latte"
|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Halloween Latte.png|150px|"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one."]]
| The '''Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte''' appears to be a coffee drink, in a disposable cup that is dripping with coffee. It is made by the same people as Hot Jones and Hot Pooey.
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]

|- id="sucks_beach"
|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sucksonthebeach.png|150px|The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach"]]
| '''Sucks on the Beach''' is a scalding hot cup of black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. It is apparently Strong Sad's favorite tropical beverage.
| [[Somber Vacation]]

|-id="super_mud"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Super mud.png|150px|Three "fines" of ground muddy goodness]]
| '''[[Super Mud]]''' is a product mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[date]]. It is apparently a type of liquified dirt &mdash; packaged in a coffee can &mdash; that has a high degree of quality, or at least possesses some exceptional trait. While on a date with [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]] unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which [[Strong Bad]] had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto his girlfriend's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor|New Secret Security Camera Monitor]], he was heartily amused: "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine."
| Email [[date]]

|-id="suudsu"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Suudsu.PNG|150px|Oh my, Suudsu!]]
| '''[[Suudsu]]''' (pronounced SUD-zoo) is [[The Cheat]]'s favorite bedtime snack. He needs it to fall asleep at night, along with "[[The Denzel]]" and other rigamarole. [[Strong Bad]] has also taken to it, describing it as "Pure Genius!" and "G-E-W-D, gewd". Some mornings, The Cheat, if he is still alive after being subjected to [[Roach Killa!|bug bombs]], will fix Strong Bad and Strong Mad a big pitcher of this delicious [[concoction]]. Simply pour skim milk into a glass and add gummy bears. Pure genius!
| Email [[bedtime story]]

|-id="root_beer"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tall glass of frosty root beer.PNG|150px|A tall glass of frosty root beer!]]
| When Strong Bad went to the [[Storybook World|Storybook universe]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to [[Wikipedia: China|China]] with his ears, while our present-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''tall glass of frosty root beer'''. [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "[[Wikipedia: Sarsaparilla|Sarsparilla]] swimming hole", jumped into it.
| Email [[alternate universe]]

|- id="four_cool_drinks"
|style="text-align:center" | [[File:Four Drinks for Four Cool Guys.PNG|For four cool guys|150px]]
| Homestar delivers Strong Bad some drinks: '''two reds, a blue, and an orange'''; sold by Bubs. These drinks are then enjoyed by Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, and The Cheat (respectively by color) at The Stick.
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|-id="wine_coola"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Wine Coola.png|50px|"Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband."]]
| '''Wine Coola''' is an [[alchoholic beverage]] that a [[Blue Laser Minion]] asked [[Fightgar]] to put down his [[headband]].
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

|}

==Unseen Beverages==

{| class="wikitable"
! Description !! Mentioned

|-id="fresh_juice"
| '''Fresh Juice''' is seen on the "Death Metal Worksheet".
| Email [[death metal]]

|-id="frozen_margaracheatas"
| '''Frozen Margaracheatas''' are a drink, referenced by Strong Bad, that The Cheat's [[Hot Mom]] supposedly likes.
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]

|-id="juice box"
| A '''Juice Box''' was requested by [[So and So]] to avoid dying of starvation while falling in a bottomless pit.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="soy_latte"
| The '''Medium Soy Latte With Carob Sprinkles''' is a drink that the members of [[Limozeen]] once drank while practicing.
| [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]]
|}

==See Also==
*[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked]]
*[[Items#Food/Drinks|Foods]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Decemberween Food]]
*[[Minor Foods]]
*[[Hot Jones]]

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