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| '''[[Coffee]] powder''', while not used to make coffee, is put in Strong Sad's orange juice to make him [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]]. Strong Bad describes it as [[wikipedia:Sanka|Sanka]], despite Sanka being a decaf coffee brand.
| '''[[Coffee]] powder''', while not used to make coffee, is put in Strong Sad's orange juice to make him [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]]. Strong Bad describes it as [[wikipedia:Sanka|Sanka]], despite Sanka being a decaf coffee brand.
| Email [[caffeine]]
| Email [[caffeine]]
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CupAJoe.png|150px|"Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar."]]
 
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| Homestar drinks a '''warm coffee beverage''' in his [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|sleepwear]] in [[The Field]].
 
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| Email [[caper]]
 
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|-id="college_drinks"
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| A carton of '''Da [[Wikipedia:Juice|Juice!]]''' is what [[Homestar]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in [[The Jolly Dumple]] costume made out of [[Polymascotfoamalate]]. This results in a sizable explosion.
| A carton of '''Da [[Wikipedia:Juice|Juice!]]''' is what [[Homestar]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in [[The Jolly Dumple]] costume made out of [[Polymascotfoamalate]]. This results in a sizable explosion.
| Email [[4 branches]]
| Email [[4 branches]]
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CupAJoe.png|150px|"Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar."]]
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| Homestar drinks a '''warm coffee beverage''' in his [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|sleepwear]] in [[The Field]].
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| Email [[caper]]
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| Strong Bad served '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
| Strong Bad served '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kosher Tea.png|100px|Kosherific!]]
 
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| One of the many strange drink products in the world of [[Free Country, USA]] is '''L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea'''. [[Marzipan]] is the only character known to drink it. Since it is [[Wikipedia:Kosher|Kosher]], it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion. "[http://web.archive.org/web/20091028172339/http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861678031/l%E2%80%99chaim.html L'Chaim]" is a Hebrew toast meaning "cheers", or more literally, "[[Wikipedia:L'chaim|to life]]". This is a play on words, however, since L'chaim contains the word "[[Wikipedia:Chai|chai]]", which is a popular kind of tea.
 
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| '''Santaman's Chimney''' is supposedly a cocktail of [[Hot Jones]], a shot of a Hard One of your choosing and a dash of liquid smoke. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones Tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.
| '''Santaman's Chimney''' is supposedly a cocktail of [[Hot Jones]], a shot of a Hard One of your choosing and a dash of liquid smoke. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones Tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.
| [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]
| [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SB20.png|150px|Step right up to get your SB20!]]
 
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| '''SB<sub>2</sub>O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. According to Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]]. He claims it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]". The name is a play on [[Wikipedia:Water (molecule)|H<sub>2</sub>O]]. SB<sub>2</sub>O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen.  Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him. Homestar sponsored another drink called "Malinko Drinko" at the end of the email, which he claims is "crystal clear like domestic [[Alcohol|beer]]".
 
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| Email [[rough copy]]
 
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| At the end of [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], [[Cutesy Buttons]] comes in with a cup of '''serum'''. The cup appears to actually be a cup of iced tea with mint and ice cubes floating at the surface. Alternately it may be a [[Wikipedia:Mint julep|mint julep]].
| At the end of [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], [[Cutesy Buttons]] comes in with a cup of '''serum'''. The cup appears to actually be a cup of iced tea with mint and ice cubes floating at the surface. Alternately it may be a [[Wikipedia:Mint julep|mint julep]].
| Email [[dangeresque 3]]
| Email [[dangeresque 3]]
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|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Halloween Latte.png|150px|"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one."]]
 
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| The '''Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte''' appears to be a coffee drink, in a disposable cup that is dripping with coffee. It is made by the same people as Hot Jones and Hot Pooey.
 
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| [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
 
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|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sucksonthebeach.png|150px|The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach"]]
 
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| '''Sucks on the Beach''' is a scalding hot cup of black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. It is apparently Strong Sad's favorite tropical beverage.
 
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| [[Somber Vacation]]
 
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| When Strong Bad went to the [[Storybook World|Storybook universe]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to [[Wikipedia: China|China]] with his ears, while our present-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''tall glass of frosty root beer'''. [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "[[Wikipedia: Sarsaparilla|Sarsparilla]] swimming hole", jumped into it.
| When Strong Bad went to the [[Storybook World|Storybook universe]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to [[Wikipedia: China|China]] with his ears, while our present-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''tall glass of frosty root beer'''. [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "[[Wikipedia: Sarsaparilla|Sarsparilla]] swimming hole", jumped into it.
| Email [[alternate universe]]
| Email [[alternate universe]]
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|-id="sb20"
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SB20.png|150px|Step right up to get your SB20!]]
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| '''SB<sub>2</sub>O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. According to Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]]. He claims it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]". The name is a play on [[Wikipedia:Water (molecule)|H<sub>2</sub>O]]. SB<sub>2</sub>O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen.  Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him. Homestar sponsored another drink called "Malinko Drinko" at the end of the email, which he claims is "crystal clear like domestic [[Alcohol|beer]]".
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| Email [[rough copy]]
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|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"
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| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kosher Tea.png|100px|Kosherific!]]
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| One of the many strange drink products in the world of [[Free Country, USA]] is '''L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea'''. [[Marzipan]] is the only character known to drink it. Since it is [[Wikipedia:Kosher|Kosher]], it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion. "[http://web.archive.org/web/20091028172339/http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861678031/l%E2%80%99chaim.html L'Chaim]" is a Hebrew toast meaning "cheers", or more literally, "[[Wikipedia:L'chaim|to life]]". This is a play on words, however, since L'chaim contains the word "[[Wikipedia:Chai|chai]]", which is a popular kind of tea.
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| Email [[looking old]]
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|- id="armpit_latte"
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|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Halloween Latte.png|150px|"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one."]]
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| The '''Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte''' appears to be a coffee drink, in a disposable cup that is dripping with coffee. It is made by the same people as Hot Jones and Hot Pooey.
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| [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
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|- id="sucks_beach"
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|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sucksonthebeach.png|150px|The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach"]]
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| '''Sucks on the Beach''' is a scalding hot cup of black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. It is apparently Strong Sad's favorite tropical beverage.
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| [[Somber Vacation]]
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|- id="four_cool_drinks"
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| '''Fresh Juice''' is seen on the "Death Metal Worksheet".
| '''Fresh Juice''' is seen on the "Death Metal Worksheet".
| Email [[death metal]]
| Email [[death metal]]
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| '''Margaracheatas''' are a drink, referenced by Strong Bad, that The Cheat's [[Hot Mom]] supposedly likes.
 
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| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
 
|-id="soy_latte"
|-id="soy_latte"
| The '''Medium soy latte with carob sprinkles''' is a drink that the members of [[Limozeen]] once drank while practicing.
| The '''Medium soy latte with carob sprinkles''' is a drink that the members of [[Limozeen]] once drank while practicing.
| [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]]
| [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]]
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| '''Margaracheatas''' are a drink, referenced by Strong Bad, that The Cheat's [[Hot Mom]] supposedly likes.
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| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
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