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| [[Image:Cassssss.PNG|150px|"We can't go wrong!"]]
| [[Image:Cassssss.PNG|150px|"We can't go wrong!"]]
| '''Cassssss''' is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge".
| '''Cassssss''' is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge".
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| Email [[your edge]]
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| [[your edge]]
|-id="chicken_in_a_pan"
|-id="chicken_in_a_pan"
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| [[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
| [[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In [[specially marked]], it is one of the [[wikipedia:Iowa|Iowa]]-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys.  
| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In [[specially marked]], it is one of the [[wikipedia:Iowa|Iowa]]-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys.  
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| Email [[death metal]], Email [[specially marked]]
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| [[death metal]], [[specially marked]]
|-id="Crisps A-Soy!"
|-id="Crisps A-Soy!"
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|[[Image:Crispyrice.png|150px|Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal]]
|[[Image:Crispyrice.png|150px|Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal]]
| '''Crispy puffed rice''' is a type of [[cereal]] that has appeared a few times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in [[Free Country, USA]]. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box.
| '''Crispy puffed rice''' is a type of [[cereal]] that has appeared a few times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in [[Free Country, USA]]. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box.
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| Email [[candy product]], Email [[hygiene]]
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| [[candy product]], [[hygiene]]
|-id="Crustly Guarded Bread"
|-id="Crustly Guarded Bread"
|[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|150px|A loaf... for a peasant!]]
|[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|150px|A loaf... for a peasant!]]
| '''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the [[Coches Mountains]]. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age.
| '''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the [[Coches Mountains]]. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age.
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| Email [[looking old]]
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| [[looking old]]
|-id="Cut Me Some Flax!"
|-id="Cut Me Some Flax!"
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| [[Image:Hoisin Sauce.PNG|150px|"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."]]
| [[Image:Hoisin Sauce.PNG|150px|"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin sauce]]''' is a Chinese dipping sauce. In [[keep cool]], Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonful of Hoisin Sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature.
| '''[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin sauce]]''' is a Chinese dipping sauce. In [[keep cool]], Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonful of Hoisin Sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature.
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| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) (mentioned), Email [[keep cool]]
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| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) (mentioned), [[keep cool]]
|- id="Jelly Donut"
|- id="Jelly Donut"
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| [[Image:Mungo's Caviar.png|150px|With finest cigars!]]
| [[Image:Mungo's Caviar.png|150px|With finest cigars!]]
| '''Mungo's [[Wikipedia:Caviar|Caviar]]''' is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars.
| '''Mungo's [[Wikipedia:Caviar|Caviar]]''' is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars.
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| Email [[lady...ing]]
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| [[lady...ing]]
|- id="Not-So-Thin Mints"
|- id="Not-So-Thin Mints"
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| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
| '''Suge Brown''' is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
| '''Suge Brown''' is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
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| Email [[best thing]], [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]
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| [[best thing]], [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]
|-id="Swedish Fish"
|-id="Swedish Fish"
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| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
|One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
|One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
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| Email [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]
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| [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]
|- id="Temporarios"
|- id="Temporarios"
| [[Image:Temporarios fixed.png|150px|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!"]]
| [[Image:Temporarios fixed.png|150px|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!"]]
| '''Temporarios''' are a [[breakfast cereal]] endorsed by [[Strong Badathlon]] athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]]. To support this, the cereal's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to [[Wikipedia:Froot Loops|Froot Loops]], although its name suggests a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]].
| '''Temporarios''' are a [[breakfast cereal]] endorsed by [[Strong Badathlon]] athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]]. To support this, the cereal's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to [[Wikipedia:Froot Loops|Froot Loops]], although its name suggests a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]].
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| Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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| [[strong badathlon]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|- id="TendaRONi"
|- id="TendaRONi"
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| [[Image:Blue laser blasts.PNG|150px|Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!]]
| [[Image:Blue laser blasts.PNG|150px|Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!]]
| '''Blue Laser Blasts!''' is a cereal based on the [[Cheat Commandos]] TV show.
| '''Blue Laser Blasts!''' is a cereal based on the [[Cheat Commandos]] TV show.
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| Email [[specially marked]]
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|[[specially marked]]
|-id="Bubs' Doughnuts"
|-id="Bubs' Doughnuts"
| [[Image:Homemáde Donuts.png|150px|From Homemáde!]]
| [[Image:Homemáde Donuts.png|150px|From Homemáde!]]
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| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is [[pizza]] that Bubs sells, presumably from his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is [[pizza]] that Bubs sells, presumably from his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
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| Email [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Email [[bike thief]]
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| [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[bike thief]]
|-id="Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special"
|-id="Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special"
| [[Image:Bubs lunch special.PNG|150px|"I'ma head over to Bubs'"]]
| [[Image:Bubs lunch special.PNG|150px|"I'ma head over to Bubs'"]]
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|[[Image:cheets.PNG|150px|Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?]]
|[[Image:cheets.PNG|150px|Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?]]
| '''CHEETS''' are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of [[Wikipedia:Peeps|PEEPS]]. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email [[licensed]].
| '''CHEETS''' are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of [[Wikipedia:Peeps|PEEPS]]. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email [[licensed]].
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| [[licensed]]
|-id="Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop"
|-id="Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop"
| [[Image:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|150px|Featuring a human nose]]
| [[Image:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|150px|Featuring a human nose]]
| The '''Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop''' is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose.
| The '''Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop''' is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose.
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| [[licensed]]
|-id="Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
|-id="Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
| [[Image:Strong Bad gum.PNG|150px|"It's light green!!!"]]
| [[Image:Strong Bad gum.PNG|150px|"It's light green!!!"]]
| '''Strong Bad's [[Double Deuce]]-blemint Gum''' is a brand of chewing gum similar to [[Wikipedia:Doublemint|Doublemint]] gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."  
| '''Strong Bad's [[Double Deuce]]-blemint Gum''' is a brand of chewing gum similar to [[Wikipedia:Doublemint|Doublemint]] gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."  
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|[[2 emails]]
|-id="Strong Bad's EGGS"
|-id="Strong Bad's EGGS"
| [[Image:SB eggs brand type cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
| [[Image:SB eggs brand type cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
| Little is known about '''Strong Bad's [[EGGS]]''' "brand [[type]] [[cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs".
| Little is known about '''Strong Bad's [[EGGS]]''' "brand [[type]] [[cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs".
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| [[morning routine]]
|-id="The Cheatcakes"
|-id="The Cheatcakes"
| [[Image:TheCheatCakes.png|150px|With Real The Cheat Spots!]]
| [[Image:TheCheatCakes.png|150px|With Real The Cheat Spots!]]
| '''[[The Cheatcakes]]''' are a specialty food [[The Cheat]] made for Strong Bad as a substitute for [[Grumblecakes]]. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat."
| '''[[The Cheatcakes]]''' are a specialty food [[The Cheat]] made for Strong Bad as a substitute for [[Grumblecakes]]. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat."
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| Email [[stupid stuff]], Email [[do over]], [[Grumblecakes (video)]]
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| [[stupid stuff]], [[do over]], [[Grumblecakes (video)]]
|-id="The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!"
|-id="The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!"
| [[File:Last Three Items in the Pantry Special.png|It wouldn't be the first time|150px]]
| [[File:Last Three Items in the Pantry Special.png|It wouldn't be the first time|150px]]
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| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|Whisk away the worries!]]
| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|Whisk away the worries!]]
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is a brand of "chewing powders".  This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''".  It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in [[Wikipedia:St. Louis|St. Louis]], [[Wikipedia:Missouri|Missouri]]. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it.  
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is a brand of "chewing powders".  This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''".  It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in [[Wikipedia:St. Louis|St. Louis]], [[Wikipedia:Missouri|Missouri]]. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it.  
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