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| - | | Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of [[Wikipedia:Kikkoman|soy sauce]] (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand. | + | | Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of [[Wikipedia:Kikkoman|soy sauce]] (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. |
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Revision as of 19:08, 4 December 2005
| Image | Description | Appearances |
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| Piemonade is composed of a slice of pie stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it. Around The Office it is best known as p-nade. | other days |
| Schenectady Crispies is a breakfast cereal that contains "mad chunks of real dough." It's slogan is ""Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus!" They debuted as an Easter egg in the email "labor day," but they later appeared in the email "the bet," where it is shown that The King of Town likes them. They were named after the sender of the email "labor day," who went by the name "Chrispy" and hailed from Schenectady, NY. Schenectady has the ZIP code 12345, which is notable given The Brothers Chaps propensity for unique Zip Codes. The phrase, "I hope I don't get caught!" is likely referring to cereal commercials that had inane plots which made no sense. Several of these involved a character trying to steal cereal, such as Trix and Fruity Pebbles. | labor day, the bet |
| Staple Sauce is a sauce eaten by What's Her Face, in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, as part of a musical montage. She eats a heaping bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to made up of paste and staples. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 |
| Suge Brown is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. | best thing |
| Super Mud is a product mentioned in the Strong Bad Email "date." It is apparently a type of liquified dirt — packaged in a coffee can — that has a high degree of quality, or at least possesses some exceptional trait. While on a date with Marzipan, Homestar Runner unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which Strong Bad had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto his girlfriend's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his New Secret Security Camera Monitor, he was heartily amused: "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine." | date |
| Suudsu (pronounced SUD-zoo) is The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack. He needs it to fall asleep at night, along with "The Denzel" and other rigamarole. Strong Bad has also taken to it, describing it as "Pure Genius!" and "G-E-W-D, gewd". Some mornings The Cheat, if he is still alive after being subjected to bug bombs, will fix Strong Bad and Strong Mad a big pitcher of this delicious concoction. Simply pour milk into a glass and add gummi bears. Pure genius! | bedtime story |
| One of Homestar's favorite habits is "spittin' Teddy Grahams" accompanied by loogie, causing them to stick to various surfaces. | couch patch, strongbad_email.exe Disc Two |
| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand. | personal favorites |
Food named after characters
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| Bubs' Old Pizza is another fine product that Bubs sells, presumably from his concession stand. Homestar Runner is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him in the email "privileges." Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old," the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality. | privileges |
| Coach Z ale is the coach's type of Cold Ones. It's slogan is "Differently Lame!" | time capsule |
| Little is known about Strong Bad's EGGS "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email morning routine. This breakfast cereal claims to be "A nutritious part of your morning routine" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. | morning routine |
| Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos... O's Sugar Cereal is a breakfast cereal made by Cheap as Free foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a commercial in which several members of the Cheat Commandos were saved from exhaustion in a secret desert by a welcomed delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a Cap'n Crunch type cereal. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, nor is it a delicious breakfast, but rather, a "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular," and with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. | Cheat Commandos...O's |
