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Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. These '''food items''' are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.
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== General Minor Foods ==
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| [[Image:p-nade.png|150px|P-Nade]]
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|-id="Ambrosia Salad"
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| '''[[Piemonade]]''' is composed of a slice of [[Pie|pie]] stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it. Around [[The Office]] it is known as ''p-nade''. It may be related to [[Melonade]].
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| [[Image:AmbrosiaSalad.png|150px|He brought some ambrosia salad.]]
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| [[other days]]
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| '''[[Wikipedia:Ambrosia (fruit salad)|Ambrosia salad]]''' is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. [[Ripberger]] takes some to [[Blue Laser]]'s Thanksgiving Party in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl.
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| [[Let us give TANKS!]]
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| [[Image:SchenectadyCrispies.PNG|150px|"I hope I don't get caught!"]]
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| '''[[Schenectady Crispies]]''' is a [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereal]] that contains "mad chunks of real dough." According to the commericals, "''"Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus!"'' They debuted as an Easter egg in the email "[[labor day]]," but they later appeared in the email "[[the bet]]," where it is shown that [[The King of Town]] likes them. They were named after the sender of the email "[[labor day]]," who went by the name "Chrispy" and hailed from [[Wikipedia:Schenectady, New York|Schenectady, NY]]. Schenectady has the ZIP code 12345, which is notable given [[The Brothers Chaps]] propensity for unique [[Zip Codes]]. The slogan used in the commercial Easter Egg in "[[labor day]]", "I hope I don't get caught!" is likely a reference to cereal commercials where a character trying to steal the cereal being advertised, such as [[Wikipedia:Trix (cereal)|Trix]] and [[Wikipedia:Fruity Pebbles|Fruity Pebbles]].
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|-id="Andy Capp's Hot Fries"
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| [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
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| [[Image:Hot Fries.png|150px|"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"]]
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| '''{{wp|Andy Capp's}} Hot Fries''' are given to [[Coach Z]] by [[Strong Bad]] with the seeming intention of harming him. This graphic was later reused for the [[#Cheat-Toes|Cheat-Toes]] in [[Kick-A-Ball]].
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| [[Image:staplesauce.png|150px|Staple Sauce]]
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| Email [[your friends]]
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| '''Staple Sauce''' is a sauce eaten by [[What's Her Face]], in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], as part of a musical montage. She eats a heaping bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to made up of paste and staples.
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]  
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|-id="Basmati Rice"
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| [[Image:Basmati Rice.png|150px|"I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!"]]
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| [[Strong Sad]] transcribes ''{{wp|Paradise Lost}}'' onto a piece of '''[[wikipedia:Basmati|basmati rice]]''' into four languages.
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| Email [[record book]]
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|-id="Baklava"
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| [[Image:Baklavas.png|150px|Baklavas, anyone?]]
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| '''{{wp|Baklava}}''' is a food that [[Marzipan]] brings out at the end of [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
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| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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|-id="Bakinged Soda"
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| [[File:Spoonful of Bakinged Soda.png|150px|Could be mistaken for sugar!]]
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| A spoonful of '''Bakinged Soda''' one could mistake for [[sugar]] is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] for [[Halloween]], based on a fan's [[Halloween costume]].
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| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
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|-id="Bean Sprouts"
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| [[Image:Bean_Sprouts.png|150px|"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life."]]
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| Marzipan brings [[Senor Cardgage]] some '''[[Wikipedia:Mung bean#Bean sprouts|bean sprouts]]''' for [[Decemberween]] to "brighten his dismal life", claiming that they are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover. Strong Bad later tries to jump on the dish.
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| [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
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|-id="Bequeathed Molasses"
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| [[File:Bequeathed Molasses.png|150px|Obtained from a goat!]]
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| A jug of Dead Goat "Premulum" '''Bequeathed Molasses''', apparently obtained from a [[goat]] upon its untimely [[Death|demise]], is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume.
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| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
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|-id="Brown Mayo"
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| [[Image:Brown Mayo.png|150px|"And a solid F- on smelling any good."]]
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| '''Brown Mayo''' is a brand of [[mayonnaise]] that [[The Poopsmith]] brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of [[whatsit]].
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| Email [[labor day]]
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|-id="Brunswick Stew"
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| [[Image:Brunswick Stew.png|150px|"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!"]]
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| '''Brunswick [[Stew]]''' is a stew that Strong Bad gave [[The Cheat]] after he made [[New Boots]], although he mentioned that if The Cheat had done better, he could have gotten a trophy full of Steak-umms. [[The King of Town]] took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's L'est Stand]].
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| [[New Boots]], Email [[love poems]], [[Play Date]]
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|- id="Cadbury Creme Egg omelet"
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| [[Image:Cadbury Creme Egg omelette.png|150px|"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!"]]
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| '''{{wp|Cadbury Creme Egg}} omelet''' is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in his dream email.
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| Email [[dreamail]]
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|- id="Can D"
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| [[Image:CAN D.png|150px|"Would you care for a funtime treat?"]]
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| '''CAN D''' is a small white container of candy that [[Homestar Runner]] tried to give to [[Marshie]], only to be pelted by marshmallows.
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| [[Malloween Commercial]]
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|- id="Canopy's"
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| [[Image:Canopy's.png|150px|"I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."]]
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| '''Canopy's''' is a brand of [[peas]] that Senor Cardgage bought at a garage sale.
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| Email [[garage sale]]
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|- id="Cassssss"
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| [[Image:Cassssss.PNG|150px|"We can't go wrong!"]]
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| '''Cassssss''' is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge".
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| Email [[your edge]]
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|-id="chicken_in_a_pan"
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| [[File:Chicken in a Pan.png|150px|Chicken... in a pan...]]
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| Some '''chicken in a pan''', accompanied by '''salad''' and '''a glass of milk''', is described by Strong Bad as a bad sign for any slumber party you should happen to visit. He further states that one served such things should start running, as it implies the host family has serious health problems.
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| Email [[slumber party]]
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|-id="Chockle"
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| [[Image:Chockle.png|150px|Chockle]]
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| '''Chockle''' is box of chocolates that [[Sickly Sam]] brought to his date.
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| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|-id="Choco-Lumps"
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| [[Image:Choco-Lumps.png|150px|Choco-Lumps]]
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| '''Choco-Lumps''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that [[Mr. Shmallow]] used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
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| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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|-id="Corn_Krunch"
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| [[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
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| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In [[specially marked]], it is one of the {{wp|Iowa}}-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys.
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| Email [[death metal]], Email [[specially marked]]
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|-id="Crisps A-Soy!"
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|[[Image:crisps-a-soy.png|150px|"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"]]
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| '''[[Crisps, A-Soy!]]''' is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.
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The name is a reference to [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/cookieguys/ Chips Ahoy!] brand cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). There is also a product named "Soy Crisps".
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| Email [[do over]]
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|-id="Crispy Puffed Rice"
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|[[Image:Crispyrice.png|150px|Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal]]
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| '''Crispy puffed rice''' is a type of [[cereal]] that has appeared a few times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in [[Free Country, USA]]. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box.
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| Email [[candy product]], Email [[hygiene]]
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|-id="Crustly Guarded Bread"
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|[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|150px|A loaf... for a peasant!]]
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| '''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the [[Coches Mountains]]. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age.
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| Email [[looking old]]
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|-id="Cut Me Some Flax!"
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|[[Image:Flaxseed.PNG|150px|"Gotta get those omega-3s!"]]
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| '''Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil)''' is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of {{wp|flax}}. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add [[Wikipedia:Omega-3 fatty acids|omega-3s]].
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| [[Quality Time]]
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|-id="Dandied Sugar"
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| [[Image:Dandied Sugar.png|150px|Dandy indeed.]]
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| '''Dandied Sugar''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
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| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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|-id="Delicious "Bag""
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| [[Image:Delicious Bag.png|150px|This bag of delicious bag]]
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| '''Delicious "Bag"''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and [[Bubs]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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|-id="Dry Meal"
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|[[Image:Would You Care For Some Dry Meal.PNG|150px|"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?"]]
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| '''Dry Meal''' is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to [[Stinkoman]] by [[The Homestar Runner]]. It presumably contains some sort of ground {{wp|flour}}, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a [[Sound Effects|gasping noise]].
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| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
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|-id="Favorite Food"
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| [[Image:THANXty Favorite Food.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
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| [[1-Up]]'s '''favorite food''' comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese {{wp|kanji}} and {{wp|hiragana}}. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for.
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| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]
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|-id="File Folder Shaped Vitamins"
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| [[Image:FileFolderShapedVitamins.png|150px|"Great for the break room or maybe a desk drawer!"]]
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| Bubs gives Strong Bad the inspiration for '''[[Smarty Juice]] File Folder Shaped Vitamins'''. There are also File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives. The vitamins come in red, yellow, and purple colors, in a jar of 150 gummies.
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| [[The Next April Fools Thing]]
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|-id="Fishsticks"
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| [[Image:Fishsticks.png|150px|"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!"]]
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| A lifetime supply of '''fishsticks''' came out of The Cheat's giant egg, and were supposedly eaten by [[The Prince of Town]], causing him to gain weight.
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| Email [[flashback]]
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|-id="Fried Fish"
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| [[Image:Fried Fish.png|150px|Fried Fish with a lemon]]
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| '''Fried Fish''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side.
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| [[Homestarloween Party]]
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|-id="Frozen Bake"
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| [[Image:frozen bake.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
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| '''Frozen Bake''' is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for [[Stinkoman]] to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun.
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| [[Twenty THANXty Six]], [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
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|-id="Globs of Meringue"
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| [[Image:Globs of Meringue.png|150px|Globs of Meringue]]
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| '''Globs of Meringue''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue.
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| [[Homestarloween Party]]
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|-id="Grilled Cheese"
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| [[Image:Grilled Cheese.png|150px|Grilled cheese!]]
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| In the [[SBASAF]] slideshow, a '''grilled [[cheese]] sandwich''' is also seen.
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| Email [[space program]]
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|-id="Grape-Nuts"
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| [[Image:gn robot.png|"Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."|150px]]
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| '''{{wp|Grape-Nuts}}''' is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof of [[wikipedia:Post Foods|Post]] with a similar logo.
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| Email [[personal favorites]]
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|-id="Gum"
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| [[Image:Gum.png|150px|"I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."]]
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| A "slice" of '''[[Gum]]''' is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool.
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| Email [[kind of cool]]
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|-id="Heavenly Ham"
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| [[Image:Ham.png|150px|"And heavenly ham"]]
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| '''Heavenly Ham''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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| [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], Email [[the bet]], See [[Ham]] for all appearances
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|-id="Hoisin Sauce"
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| [[Image:Hoisin Sauce.PNG|150px|"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."]]
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| '''{{wp|Hoisin sauce}}''' is a Chinese dipping sauce. In [[keep cool]], Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature.
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| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) (mentioned), Email [[keep cool]]
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|- id="Jelly Donut"
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| [[Image:Jelly Donut.png|150px|A jelly donut]]
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| In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a '''Jelly Donut''' is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it.
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| [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
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|-id="Klondike Pudding"
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| [[Image:Klondike Pudding.png|150px|Klondike Pudding]]
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| '''Klondike [[Pudding]]''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned.
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| [[Homestarloween Party]]
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|- id="Last Minit Peanut Brittle"
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| [[Image:Last Minit Peanut Brittle.png|150px|"We really just made it!"]]
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| Buying '''Last Minit Peanut [[Wikipedia:Brittle (food)|Brittle]]''' is evidently the ''real'' reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than [[The Spirit of St. Louis]].
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| Email [[business trip]]
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|- id="Loose Tooth Removers"
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| [[Image:LooseToothRemovers.png|150px|"No Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies."]]
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| [[Color flavored|Orange-and-Black-Flavored]] '''Loose Tooth Remover''' Candies are what Homestar used to lure Halloween night into a cardboard box. After The Cheat eats them in [[Haunted Photo Booth]], his [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]] falls out and gets caught on everyone else's Halloween costumes, causing a ghost-like glare in their [[Photo Boooth]] photos. Strong Sad describes them as "nasty", but they are enjoyed by The Cheat and The King of Town.
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| [[Happy Hallow-Day]], [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
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|-id="Meatball Subs"
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| [[Image:Meatball Sub.png|150px|"I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!"]]
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| In [[Peasant's Quest]], a '''meatball sub''' is an optional item which may be used to appease the first [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor|Keeper of Trogdor]]. In [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[Rather Dashing]] is seen eating the meatball sub by a tree. In [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] somersaulted to Mars and brought everyone back meatball subs.
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| [[Peasant's Quest]], [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
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|-id="Meatloaf"
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|[[File:Family Meatloaf.PNG|"Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?"|150px]]
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| '''Meatloaf''' is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones.
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| Email [[videography]]
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|-id="The Mrs. Syrup"
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| <center>[[Image:Syrup.png|100px|"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"]]</center>
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| '''The Mrs. Syrup''' is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, {{wp|Mrs. Butterworth's}}.
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| Email [[monster truck]]
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|-id="Mungo's Caviar"
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| [[Image:Mungo's Caviar.png|150px|With finest cigars!]]
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| '''Mungo's {{wp|Caviar}}''' is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars.
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| Email [[lady...ing]]
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|- id="Not-So-Thin Mints"
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| [[Image:Not-so-thin_mints.PNG|150px|They aren't very thin at all.]]
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| '''Not-So-Thin Mints''' are apparently a type of {{wp|Girl Scout cookie}} sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these.
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| Email [[rough copy]]
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|- id="Nutmeg"
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| <center>[[File:Nutmeg.png|150px|Firebert's choice]]</center>
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| '''Nutmeg''' appears as [[Firebert]]'s secret escape plan, as he'll be able to eat anything it's sprinkled on, allowing him to eat his Christmas light restaints. A real whole nutmeg and grater come packaged with Limited Edition Holiday Firebert action figures.
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| [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]
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|-id="Oatmeal"
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| [[Image:Oatmeal.png|150px|"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..."]]
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| Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with '''[[oatmeal]]''' and pour on things.
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| Email [[new hands]]
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|-id="Pasta Salad"
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| [[Image:Pasta.png|150px|"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"]]
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| '''[[Pasta salad]]''' was put into Strong Mad's [[underwear]] drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". Strong Mad doesn't seem to mind, saying it tastes so good.
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| Email [[old comics]] (Easter egg)
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|-id="Paunch Berry Iced Cream"
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| [[Image:Paunch Berry Ice Cream.png|150px|"Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!"]]
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| '''[[Paunch]] Berry Icéd Cream''' is a "new" brand of ice cream. Strong Bad mentions it, saying someone thought it sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. However, Strong Bad seems to enjoy it. It appears later in a [[Powered by The Cheat]] animation in which individual buckets were made into a tower, and it even has its own dance and "Paunch Berry Ice Cream Dancing Team" (consisting of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat).
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| [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
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|-id="Pea Soup"
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| [[Image:Pea Soup.png|150px|"This guy smells like pea soup."]]
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| Homestar says Senor Cardgage smells like '''Pea Soup'''. At [[TrogdorCon '97]], The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with it and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town).
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| [[TrogdorCon '97]]
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|-id="Pop Tarts"
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| [[Image:Poptart.PNG|150px|A Pop Tart with a bite taken out of it]]
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| Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating '''{{wp|Pop Tarts}}'''. The [[Balding Man]] wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad.
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| Email [[privileges]], [[Senor Mortgage]], Email [[hremail 3184]]
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|-id="Prize-O's"
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| [[Image:Prize-O's.PNG|150px|"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top."]]
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| In [[Pistols for Pandas]], [[Crack Stuntman]] uses the money donated to [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] to buy '''Prize-O's'''. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school.
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| [[Pistols for Pandas]]
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|-id="Rogan Josh Pot Pie"
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| [[Image:Rogan Josh Pot Pie.png|150px|"Meet Strong Sad."]]
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| '''{{wp|Rogan josh}} pot [[pie]]''' is pot pie that Strong Sad eats in [[narrator]]. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food".
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| Email [[narrator]]
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|-id="Salisbury Steak"
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| [[File:CZ Salisbury Steak.png|150px|NOT gravied yams or stuffinged hams]]
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| Coach Z has a plate he identifies as '''{{wp|Salisbury steak}}''', before he then answers the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone]] and lies to his parents about it being [[Decemberween Food|gravied yams and stuffinged hams]]. Unidentified servings of green and yellow substances, presumably vegetables, are also present on the tray.
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| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
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|-id="Salisbury Sundae"
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| <center>[[Image:Salisbury Sundae.png|100px|Salisbury Sundae]]</center>
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| '''Salisbury Sundae''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top.
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| [[Homestarloween Party]]
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|-id="Sauce"
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| [[Image:Sauce.png|150px|Sauce]]
 +
| A bottle labeled '''Sauce''' is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce.
 +
| Email [[your friends]], Email [[new hands]], Email [[fingers]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Sog dog"
 +
| [[Image:SogDog.png|150px|"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!"]]
 +
| '''Sog Dogs''' are [[hot dogs]] that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!"
 +
| Email [[environment]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Sour apple blow-pops"
 +
| <center> [[Image:Sour Apple Blow Pop.png|75px|"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."]]</center>
 +
| Two '''sour apple blow-pops''' were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro.
 +
| Email [[monument]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Soy sauce"
 +
| [[Image:SoySauce.png|150px|"...to the MOOOOOOON!"]]
 +
| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of '''{{wp|soy sauce}}''' (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to [[the moon]], and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be {{wp|Kikkoman}} brand, as noted in the email's DVD commentary.
 +
| Email [[personal favorites]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Spiced Bun"
 +
| [[Image:Spiced Bun.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
 +
| '''Spiced Bun''' is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for.
 +
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="Spring Roll"
 +
| [[Image:Spring Roll.png|150px|"MSG'd!"]]
 +
| The [[Teen Girl Squad]] went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 '''spring rolls''', which were thrown at [[The Ugly One]] by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Staple Sauce"
 +
| [[Image:staplesauce.png|150px|"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..."]]
 +
| '''Staple Sauce''' is a sauce eaten by [[What's Her Face]] as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it.
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Strawberry Frosted Donuts"
 +
| [[Image:Donut.png|150px|A Strawberry Frosted Donut]]
 +
| '''Strawberry Frosted Donuts''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
 +
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Stuffed Grape Leaf"
 +
| [[Image:Stuffed grape leaves.png|150px|"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!"]]
 +
| '''Stuffed grape leaves''' are hors d'œuvres that [[The Cheatbot]] served to Strong Bad as an example of a [[robot]] serving hors d'œuvres.
 +
| Email [[technology]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Suge Brown"
| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
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| '''[[Suge Brown]]''' is a brand of brown sugar for which [[Strong Sad]] apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
+
| '''Suge Brown''' is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
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| [[best thing]]
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| Email [[best thing]], [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Super mud.png|150px|Three "fines" of ground muddy goodness]]
+
|-id="Swedish Fish"
-
| '''[[Super Mud]]''' is a product mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[date]]." It is apparently a type of liquified dirt &mdash; packaged in a coffee can &mdash; that has a high degree of quality, or at least possesses some exceptional trait. While on a date with [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]] unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which [[Strong Bad]] had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto his girlfriend's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his New Secret Security Camera Monitor, he was heartily amused: "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine."
+
| [[Image:Swedish Fish.png|150px|"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!"]]
-
| [[date]]
+
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish Fish''' as well as Swedish meatballs.
-
|-id="suudsu"
+
| Email [[little questions]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
-
| [[Image:Suudsu.PNG|150px|Oh my, Suudsu!]]
+
 
-
| '''[[Suudsu]]''' (pronounced SUD-zoo) is [[The Cheat]]'s favorite bedtime snack. He needs it to fall asleep at night, along with "[[The Denzel]]" and other rigamarole. [[Strong Bad]] has also taken to it, describing it as "Pure Genius!" and "G-E-W-D, gewd". Some mornings The Cheat, if he is still alive after being subjected to [[Roach Killa!|bug bombs]], will fix Strong Bad and Strong Mad a big pitcher of this delicious [[Concoctions|concoction]]. Simply pour skim milk into a glass and add gummi bears. Pure genius!
+
|-id="Swedish meatballs"
-
| [[bedtime story]]
+
| [[Image:Swedish Meatballs.png|150px|"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance"]]
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|-
+
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish meatballs''' as well as Swedish fish.
 +
| Email [[little questions]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Sweet Brand Meats"
 +
| [[Image:Sweet Brand Meats.png|150px|Sweet Brand Meats]]
 +
| '''Sweet Brand Meats''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
 +
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="Teddy Grahams"
| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
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| One of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Wikipedia:Teddy Grahams|Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
+
|One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
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| [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]
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| Email [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]
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|-
+
 
-
| [[Image:Soy_Sauce.jpg|150px|Soy Sauce]]
+
|- id="Temporarios"
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| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of '''[[Wikipedia:Soy sauce|soy sauce]]''' (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to the moon, and The Cheat tried to eat it).
+
| [[Image:Temporarios fixed.png|150px|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!"]]
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| [[personal favorites]]
+
| '''Temporarios''' are a [[breakfast cereal]] endorsed by [[Strong Badathlon]] athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]]. To support this, the cereal's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to {{wp|Froot Loops}}, although its name suggests a reference to {{wp|Cheerios}}.
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|-id="Corn_Krunch"
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| Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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|[[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
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| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It comes with a free full-size alto saxophone.
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|- id="TendaRONi"
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| [[death metal]]
+
| [[Image:TendaRONi.png|150px|"Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail."]]
 +
| '''TendaRONi''' is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a [[macaroni]] picture.
 +
| Email [[portrait]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Tomatocycle"
 +
| [[Image:Tomatocycle.png|150px|"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!"]]
 +
| In [[Where U Goin' 2?]], Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "'''Tomatocycle'''", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this.
 +
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]], [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="Turduckens"
 +
| [[Image:Bobbin' for Turduckens.png|150px|Bobbin' for Turduckens!]]
 +
| In [[Halloween Fairstival]], the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for '''{{wp|turducken}}s'''" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups.
 +
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="Twinkies"
 +
| [[Image:Twinkie.png|150px|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]
 +
| '''{{wp|Twinkies}}''' are a food only seen in [[Where the Crap Are We?]]. Homestar [[Hammerspace|pulls the food out of nowhere]], suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in [[heaven]].
 +
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]], [[Homestar Ruiner]] (mentioned)
 +
 
 +
|- id="Yogurt"
 +
| <center>[[Image:Yogurt.png|100px|"Let's get yogurt!"]]</center>
 +
| In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]], the girls go to get '''[[yogurt]]''' at [[TCYBCBY]]. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well.
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="You're Not Potatoes"
 +
| <center>[[Image:tgs you're not potatoes.png|100px|"Teehee." "We're cool"]]</center>
 +
| A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of '''YOU'RE NOT [[Potatoes]]''' were dropped on [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]], respectively, for claiming that they were cool.
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|}
|}
 +
{{sectionstub}}
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==Food named after characters==
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==Unnamed Foods==
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
 +
! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="150"|Appearances
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- id="Mayo Hamburger"
 +
| [[Image:Burger.png|150px|"Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo."]]
 +
| Homestar hands The Poopsmith a '''hamburger''' in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "{{wp|McRib}}".
 +
| Email [[secret identity]]
 +
 
 +
|- id "Prescription Popsicle"
 +
| <center>[[File:Prescrip_Pop.png|86px|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]</center>
 +
| Homestar grabs a '''popsicle''' out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription.
 +
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
==Food Named After Characters==
 +
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Image !! Description !! Appearances  
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! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="150"|Appearances
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|-
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 +
|-id="Blue Laser Blasts!"
 +
| [[Image:Blue laser blasts.PNG|150px|Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!]]
 +
| '''Blue Laser Blasts!''' is a cereal based on the [[Cheat Commandos]] TV show.
 +
| Email [[specially marked]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Bubs' Doughnuts"
 +
| [[Image:Homemáde Donuts.png|150px|From Homemáde!]]
 +
| '''Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde!''' are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package.
 +
| [[Donut Unto Others]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Bubs' Old Pizza"
| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
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| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is another fine product that [[Bubs]] sells, presumably from his concession stand. [[Homestar Runner]] is his delivery boy, bringing [[The Cheat]]'s order to him in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] "[[privileges]]." Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old," the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
+
| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is [[pizza]] that Bubs sells, presumably from his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
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| [[privileges]]
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| Email [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Email [[bike thief]]
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|-id="Coach_Z_Ale"
+
 
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| [[Image:Coach z ale.png|150px|Old-Timey ale!]]
+
|-id="Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special"
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|Coach Z Ale is a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z.  This "Differently Lame!" beverage may be a competitor of the [[Cold One|Cold One]].  The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z with a top hat (normally, he wears a baseball cap) proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]].
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| [[Image:Bubs lunch special.PNG|150px|"I'ma head over to Bubs'"]]
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| [[time capsule]]
+
| '''Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special''' is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm.  
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|-
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| Email [[no loafing]]
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| [[Image:SB_eggs_brand_type_cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
+
 
-
| Little is known about '''[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]''' "brand type [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of [[Strong Bad]]. It is interesting to note that all the types of [[Eggs|eggs]] featured on the box were originally found in the couch by [[Strong Sad]] during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients on the side of the box say "Eggs, eggs, eggs, and two more eggs."
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|-id="Cheat Commandos... O's"
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| [[morning routine]]
+
-
|-
+
| [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]]
| [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]]
-
| '''Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal''' is a [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereal]] made by [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a [[Cheat Commandos...O's|commercial]] in which several members of the [[Cheat Commandos]] were saved from exhaustion in [[The Desert|the desert]] by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n-Crunch]]-type cereal. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, nor is it a delicious breakfast, but rather, a "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular," and with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. It also comes with a gallon of ice cream.  
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| '''Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal''' is a [[breakfast cereal]] made by [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a [[Cheat Commandos...O's|commercial]] in which several members of the [[Cheat Commandos]] were saved from exhaustion in [[the desert]] by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a {{wp|Cap'n Crunch}}-type cereal, which is remarked by [[Fightgar]] on the box. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. The commercial shows it being eaten alongside a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, a slice of chocolate fudge cake on a plate, and a gallon of [[ice cream]] (not pictured). The spokesperson suggests taking vitamins too. The box features several activities on the back, such as a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, a maze and a word search.
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| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
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| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[specially marked]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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|-
+
 
-
| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|whisk away the worries!]]
+
|-id="Cheat-Toes"
-
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is presumably a chewing gum.  This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''"  It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in [[Wikipedia:St. Louis|St. Louis]], [[Wikipedia:Missouri|Missouri]].
+
| [[Image:CheatToes.png|150px|Always check your Cheaters' Almanac.]]
-
|[[2 emails]]
+
| '''Cheat-Toes''' is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to {{wp|Cheetos}}. The bag uses the same graphic as [[#Andy Capp's Hot Fries|Andy Capp's Hot Fries]] from [[your friends]].
 +
| [[Kick-A-Ball]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="CHEETS"
 +
|[[Image:cheets.PNG|150px|Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?]]
 +
| '''CHEETS''' are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of {{wp|Peeps}}. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email [[licensed]].
 +
| Email [[licensed]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop"
 +
| [[Image:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|150px|Featuring a human nose]]
 +
| The '''Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop''' is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose.
 +
| Email [[licensed]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum"
 +
| [[Image:Strong Bad gum.PNG|150px|"It's light green!!!"]]
 +
| '''Strong Bad's [[Double Deuce]]-blemint Gum''' is a brand of chewing gum similar to {{wp|Doublemint}} gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."
 +
| Email [[2 emails]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Strong Bad's EGGS"
 +
| [[Image:SB eggs brand type cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
 +
| Little is known about '''Strong Bad's [[EGGS]]''' "brand [[type]] [[cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an [[Easter egg]] at the end of the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs".
 +
| Email [[morning routine]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="The Cheatcakes"
 +
| [[Image:TheCheatCakes.png|150px|With Real The Cheat Spots!]]
 +
| '''[[The Cheatcakes]]''' are a specialty food [[The Cheat]] made for Strong Bad as a substitute for [[Grumblecakes]]. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat."
 +
| Email [[stupid stuff]], Email [[do over]], [[Grumblecakes (video)]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!"
 +
| [[File:Last Three Items in the Pantry Special.png|It wouldn't be the first time|150px]]
 +
| '''The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!''' is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood.
 +
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders"
 +
| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|Whisk away the worries!]]
 +
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is a brand of "chewing powders".  This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''". It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in {{wp|St. Louis}}, {{wp|Missouri}}. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it.
 +
| Email [[2 emails]]
 +
|}
 +
{{sectionstub}}
 +
 
 +
==Unseen Foods==
 +
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"
 +
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
 +
! width="1600"|Description !! width="150"|Mentions
 +
 
 +
|-id="Breakfast Burrito"
 +
| Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten '''breakfast burrito''' on an [[Some Type of Online Auction|online auction]]. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet.
 +
| Email [[english paper]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Bubs' fundraiser candy bars"
 +
| '''Bubs' fundraiser candy bars''' are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that Marzipan helped to sell these with Bubs at one point.
 +
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Cod Plank Platter"
 +
| Coach Z orders a "'''cod plank platter'''" from Bubs. He becomes very impatient when neither Strong Bad or Bubs gets it for him.
 +
| Email [[lunch special]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Corn Dog"
 +
| Strong Bad goes to Bubs' Consession Stand for a '''corn dog''' along with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs.
 +
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Danish"
 +
| [[Strong Badman]] asks for a '''danish''' from [[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Li'l Stiny]]. The word was used as part of Strong Bad's rock opera.
 +
| Email [[superhero name]], Email [[rock opera]], Email [[Comic Book Movie]], [[Fan Costumes 2016]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="The Dijon Chicken"
 +
| '''The Dijon Chicken''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to [[Strong Badia]], in its [[History According to Strong Bad|claimed]] origins.
 +
| Email [[colonization]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Dinner Mints"
 +
| '''Dinner mints''' were mentioned in an ad in [[Under Construction]]. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in [[do over]], Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr.
 +
| [[Under Construction]], Email [[do over]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Double Hot Wings"
 +
| Coach Z also orders a basket of "'''double hot wings''', pants down" from Bubs.
 +
| Email [[lunch special]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Duck A L'Orange"
 +
| The Cheat writes "'''Duck A L'Orange'''" on a sign, in the hope of being able to get some. Strong Bad refuses.
 +
| Email [[lunch special]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Egg Rolls"
 +
| '''Egg rolls''' are another food that Coach Z orders from Bubs.
 +
| Email [[lunch special]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Fritos"
 +
| While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single '''{{wp|Frito}}'''.
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
 +
 +
|-id="Gumbo"
 +
| Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for '''gumbo''', which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's [[The Couch|couch]].
 +
| Email [[couch patch]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="The Ham n' Swiss"
 +
| '''The Ham n' Swiss''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
 +
| Email [[colonization]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Hotcakes"
 +
| Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like '''[[hotcakes]]''', and especially if it smelled like them.
 +
| Email [[action figure]]
 +
 
 +
|-id="Lunchables"
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| Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some '''[[mustard]]-crackers''' after he slapped the Cheatcakes out of his hand. Strong Bad suggests Homestar eats these.
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Current revision as of 09:51, 29 December 2021

Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the Homestar Runner universe. These food items are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.

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[edit] General Minor Foods

Image Description Appearances
He brought some ambrosia salad. Ambrosia salad is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. Ripberger takes some to Blue Laser's Thanksgiving Party in Let us give TANKS!, and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl. Let us give TANKS!
"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!" Andy Capp's Hot Fries are given to Coach Z by Strong Bad with the seeming intention of harming him. This graphic was later reused for the Cheat-Toes in Kick-A-Ball. Email your friends
"I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!" Strong Sad transcribes Paradise Lost onto a piece of basmati rice into four languages. Email record book
Baklavas, anyone? Baklava is a food that Marzipan brings out at the end of Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
Could be mistaken for sugar! A spoonful of Bakinged Soda one could mistake for sugar is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume. Fan Costumes 2017
"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life." Marzipan brings Senor Cardgage some bean sprouts for Decemberween to "brighten his dismal life", claiming that they are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover. Strong Bad later tries to jump on the dish. A Decemberween Mackerel
Obtained from a goat! A jug of Dead Goat "Premulum" Bequeathed Molasses, apparently obtained from a goat upon its untimely demise, is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume. Fan Costumes 2017
"And a solid F- on smelling any good." Brown Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise that The Poopsmith brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of whatsit. Email labor day
"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!" Brunswick Stew is a stew that Strong Bad gave The Cheat after he made New Boots, although he mentioned that if The Cheat had done better, he could have gotten a trophy full of Steak-umms. The King of Town took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at Marshmallow's L'est Stand. New Boots, Email love poems, Play Date
"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!" Cadbury Creme Egg omelet is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in his dream email. Email dreamail
"Would you care for a funtime treat?" CAN D is a small white container of candy that Homestar Runner tried to give to Marshie, only to be pelted by marshmallows. Malloween Commercial
"I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to." Canopy's is a brand of peas that Senor Cardgage bought at a garage sale. Email garage sale
"We can't go wrong!" Cassssss is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge". Email your edge
Chicken... in a pan... Some chicken in a pan, accompanied by salad and a glass of milk, is described by Strong Bad as a bad sign for any slumber party you should happen to visit. He further states that one served such things should start running, as it implies the host family has serious health problems. Email slumber party
Chockle Chockle is box of chocolates that Sickly Sam brought to his date. Sickly Sam's Big Outing
Choco-Lumps Choco-Lumps is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Mr. Shmallow
Corn Krunch Corn Krunch is a corn flake cereal. Homestar Runner hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in death metal. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In specially marked, it is one of the Iowa-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. Email death metal, Email specially marked
"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?" Crisps, A-Soy! is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.

The name is a reference to Chips Ahoy! brand cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). There is also a product named "Soy Crisps".

Email do over
Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal Crispy puffed rice is a type of cereal that has appeared a few times in the Homestar Runner universe. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in Free Country, USA. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box. Email candy product, Email hygiene
A loaf... for a peasant! Crustly Guarded Bread is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age. Email looking old
"Gotta get those omega-3s!" Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil) is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of flax. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add omega-3s. Quality Time
Dandy indeed. Dandied Sugar is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Mr. Shmallow
This bag of delicious bag Delicious "Bag" is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and Bubs in 3 Times Halloween Funjob. Mr. Shmallow, 3 Times Halloween Funjob
"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?" Dry Meal is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to Stinkoman by The Homestar Runner. It presumably contains some sort of ground flour, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a gasping noise. 20X6 vs. 1936
"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that." 1-Up's favorite food comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese kanji and hiragana. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for. Twenty THANXty Six
"Great for the break room or maybe a desk drawer!" Bubs gives Strong Bad the inspiration for Smarty Juice File Folder Shaped Vitamins. There are also File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives. The vitamins come in red, yellow, and purple colors, in a jar of 150 gummies. The Next April Fools Thing
"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!" A lifetime supply of fishsticks came out of The Cheat's giant egg, and were supposedly eaten by The Prince of Town, causing him to gain weight. Email flashback
Fried Fish with a lemon Fried Fish is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side. Homestarloween Party
"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that." Frozen Bake is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun. Twenty THANXty Six, Where My Hat Is At? (toon)
Globs of Meringue Globs of Meringue is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue. Homestarloween Party
Grilled cheese! In the SBASAF slideshow, a grilled cheese sandwich is also seen. Email space program
"Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister." Grape-Nuts is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof of Post with a similar logo. Email personal favorites
"I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in." A "slice" of Gum is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool. Email kind of cool
"And heavenly ham" Heavenly Ham is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Homestarloween Party, The House That Gave Sucky Treats, Email the bet, See Ham for all appearances
"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip." Hoisin sauce is a Chinese dipping sauce. In keep cool, Strong Bad and Strong Mad put a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature. Halloween Potion-ma-jig (Easter egg) (mentioned), Email keep cool
A jelly donut In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a Jelly Donut is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it. Sbemail 150?!?
Klondike Pudding Klondike Pudding is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned. Homestarloween Party
"We really just made it!" Buying Last Minit Peanut Brittle is evidently the real reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than The Spirit of St. Louis. Email business trip
"No Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies." Orange-and-Black-Flavored Loose Tooth Remover Candies are what Homestar used to lure Halloween night into a cardboard box. After The Cheat eats them in Haunted Photo Booth, his gold tooth falls out and gets caught on everyone else's Halloween costumes, causing a ghost-like glare in their Photo Boooth photos. Strong Sad describes them as "nasty", but they are enjoyed by The Cheat and The King of Town. Happy Hallow-Day, Haunted Photo Booth
"I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!" In Peasant's Quest, a meatball sub is an optional item which may be used to appease the first Keeper of Trogdor. In Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, Rather Dashing is seen eating the meatball sub by a tree. In The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw, The Homestar Runner somersaulted to Mars and brought everyone back meatball subs. Peasant's Quest, Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
"Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?" Meatloaf is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones. Email videography
"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"
The Mrs. Syrup is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, Mrs. Butterworth's. Email monster truck
With finest cigars! Mungo's Caviar is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars. Email lady...ing
They aren't very thin at all. Not-So-Thin Mints are apparently a type of Girl Scout cookie sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these. Email rough copy
Firebert's choice
Nutmeg appears as Firebert's secret escape plan, as he'll be able to eat anything it's sprinkled on, allowing him to eat his Christmas light restaints. A real whole nutmeg and grater come packaged with Limited Edition Holiday Firebert action figures. Decemberween Dangeresque
"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..." Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with oatmeal and pour on things. Email new hands
"IT TASTES SO GOOD!" Pasta salad was put into Strong Mad's underwear drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". Strong Mad doesn't seem to mind, saying it tastes so good. Email old comics (Easter egg)
"Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!" Paunch Berry Icéd Cream is a "new" brand of ice cream. Strong Bad mentions it, saying someone thought it sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. However, Strong Bad seems to enjoy it. It appears later in a Powered by The Cheat animation in which individual buckets were made into a tower, and it even has its own dance and "Paunch Berry Ice Cream Dancing Team" (consisting of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat). Where U Goin' 2?
"This guy smells like pea soup." Homestar says Senor Cardgage smells like Pea Soup. At TrogdorCon '97, The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with it and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town). TrogdorCon '97
A Pop Tart with a bite taken out of it Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating Pop Tarts. The Balding Man wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad. Email privileges, Senor Mortgage, Email hremail 3184
"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top." In Pistols for Pandas, Crack Stuntman uses the money donated to Pistols for Pandas to buy Prize-O's. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school. Pistols for Pandas
"Meet Strong Sad." Rogan josh pot pie is pot pie that Strong Sad eats in narrator. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food". Email narrator
NOT gravied yams or stuffinged hams Coach Z has a plate he identifies as Salisbury steak, before he then answers the phone and lies to his parents about it being gravied yams and stuffinged hams. Unidentified servings of green and yellow substances, presumably vegetables, are also present on the tray. Homestar Presents: Presents
Salisbury Sundae
Salisbury Sundae is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top. Homestarloween Party
Sauce A bottle labeled Sauce is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce. Email your friends, Email new hands, Email fingers
"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!" Sog Dogs are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!" Email environment
"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."
Two sour apple blow-pops were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro. Email monument
"...to the MOOOOOOON!" Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to the moon, and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be Kikkoman brand, as noted in the email's DVD commentary. Email personal favorites
"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that." Spiced Bun is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. Twenty THANXty Six
"MSG'd!" The Teen Girl Squad went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 spring rolls, which were thrown at The Ugly One by the Arrow'd Guy. Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..." Staple Sauce is a sauce eaten by What's Her Face as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it. Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
A Strawberry Frosted Donut Strawberry Frosted Donuts is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Homestarloween Party
"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!" Stuffed grape leaves are hors d'œuvres that The Cheatbot served to Strong Bad as an example of a robot serving hors d'œuvres. Email technology
Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor! Suge Brown is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. Email best thing, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!" Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish Fish as well as Swedish meatballs. Email little questions, 3 Times Halloween Funjob
"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance" Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish meatballs as well as Swedish fish. Email little questions
Sweet Brand Meats Sweet Brand Meats is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Mr. Shmallow
Ptooie! One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' Teddy Grahams", causing them to stick to various surfaces. Email couch patch, strongbad_email.exe Disc Two
"Cuz I'm don't get paid!" Temporarios are a breakfast cereal endorsed by Strong Badathlon athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to Olympic amateurism regulations. To support this, the cereal's slogan is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to Froot Loops, although its name suggests a reference to Cheerios. Email strong badathlon, Homestar Ruiner
"Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail." TendaRONi is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a macaroni picture. Email portrait
"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!" In Where U Goin' 2?, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "Tomatocycle", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this. Where U Goin' 2?, A Decemberween Mackerel
Bobbin' for Turduckens! In Halloween Fairstival, the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for turduckens" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups. Halloween Fairstival
"Here's a Twinkie!" Twinkies are a food only seen in Where the Crap Are We?. Homestar pulls the food out of nowhere, suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in heaven. Where the Crap Are We?, Homestar Ruiner (mentioned)
"Let's get yogurt!"
In Teen Girl Squad Issue 2, the girls go to get yogurt at TCYBCBY. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well. Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
"Teehee." "We're cool"
A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of YOU'RE NOT Potatoes were dropped on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, for claiming that they were cool. Teen Girl Squad Issue 4

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[edit] Unnamed Foods

Image Description Appearances
"Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo." Homestar hands The Poopsmith a hamburger in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "McRib". Email secret identity
"It deliciously didn't work!"
Homestar grabs a popsicle out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription. Bug in Mouth Disease

[edit] Food Named After Characters

Image Description Appearances
Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's! Blue Laser Blasts! is a cereal based on the Cheat Commandos TV show. Email specially marked
From Homemáde! Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde! are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package. Donut Unto Others
It sure is old! Bubs' Old Pizza is pizza that Bubs sells, presumably from his concession stand. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality. Email privileges, Homestar Presents: Presents, Email bike thief
"I'ma head over to Bubs'" Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm. Email no loafing
Not O's in the least Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal is a breakfast cereal made by Cheap as Free foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a commercial in which several members of the Cheat Commandos were saved from exhaustion in the desert by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a Cap'n Crunch-type cereal, which is remarked by Fightgar on the box. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. The commercial shows it being eaten alongside a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, a slice of chocolate fudge cake on a plate, and a gallon of ice cream (not pictured). The spokesperson suggests taking vitamins too. The box features several activities on the back, such as a Crack Stuntman mask, a maze and a word search. Cheat Commandos...O's, specially marked, Homestar Ruiner
Always check your Cheaters' Almanac. Cheat-Toes is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to Cheetos. The bag uses the same graphic as Andy Capp's Hot Fries from your friends. Kick-A-Ball
Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats? CHEETS are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of Peeps. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email licensed. Email licensed
Featuring a human nose The Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose. Email licensed
"It's light green!!!" Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is a brand of chewing gum similar to Doublemint gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." Email 2 emails
A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine! Little is known about Strong Bad's EGGS "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of the Strong Bad Email morning routine. This breakfast cereal claims to be "A nutritious part of your morning routine" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs". Email morning routine
With Real The Cheat Spots! The Cheatcakes are a specialty food The Cheat made for Strong Bad as a substitute for Grumblecakes. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat." Email stupid stuff, Email do over, Grumblecakes (video)
It wouldn't be the first time The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special! is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood. Decemberween Short Shorts
Whisk away the worries! Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders is a brand of "chewing powders". This was introduced in an Easter egg in 2 emails. It is endorsed by Old-Timey Strong Bad, and its slogan is "Whisk Away The Worries!". It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in St. Louis, Missouri. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it. Email 2 emails

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[edit] Unseen Foods

Description Mentions
Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten breakfast burrito on an online auction. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet. Email english paper
Bubs' fundraiser candy bars are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that Marzipan helped to sell these with Bubs at one point. Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
Coach Z orders a "cod plank platter" from Bubs. He becomes very impatient when neither Strong Bad or Bubs gets it for him. Email lunch special
Strong Bad goes to Bubs' Consession Stand for a corn dog along with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
Strong Badman asks for a danish from Li'l Stiny. The word was used as part of Strong Bad's rock opera. Email superhero name, Email rock opera, Email Comic Book Movie, Fan Costumes 2016
The Dijon Chicken is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. Email colonization
Dinner mints were mentioned in an ad in Under Construction. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in do over, Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr. Under Construction, Email do over
Coach Z also orders a basket of "double hot wings, pants down" from Bubs. Email lunch special
The Cheat writes "Duck A L'Orange" on a sign, in the hope of being able to get some. Strong Bad refuses. Email lunch special
Egg rolls are another food that Coach Z orders from Bubs. Email lunch special
While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single Frito. Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for gumbo, which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's couch. Email couch patch
The Ham n' Swiss is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. Email colonization
Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like hotcakes, and especially if it smelled like them. Email action figure
Lunchables were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food. Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some mustard-crackers after he slapped the Cheatcakes out of his hand. Strong Bad suggests Homestar eats these. Email stupid stuff
Oreo Cheesecake is a food that Gunhaver said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain. Commandos in the Classroom
In Strong Bad's dreamail, he told Chester Eleganté to tell Adelaide that the poached eggs were tremendous. Email dreamail
In the rich newspaper in portrait, the paper explained that pork bellies would be served around 8-ish. Email portrait
So and So asks for a Rib-A-Q while falling down the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit. Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
Steak-umms are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could have had if he had made a little extra effort. New Boots
Sun Chips are a food that Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat, as Strong Sad and the Deleteheads packed them special. Sbemail 200 Fakeout
Sugar Daddys are a candy that Open Source Greg, brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe". 4 Gregs
Veggie Delux is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. Email colonization

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