Minor Foods
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In the Homestar Runner universe, many minor foods periodically appear.
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General Minor Foods
| Image | Description | Appearances |
|---|---|---|
| Ambrosia Salad is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. Ripberger takes some to Blue Laser's Thanksgiving Party in Let us Give TANKS!, and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl. | Let us Give TANKS |
| Baklava is a food that Marzipan brings out at the end of Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| Brunswick Stew is a stew that Strong Bad gave The Cheat after he made New Boots. But he however mentioned that if he did better he could have had a trophy full of Steak-umms. The King of Town took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at Marshmallow L'est Stand. | New Boots, email love poems, Play Date |
| Cassssss is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge". | your edge |
| Choco-Lumps is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
| Corn Krunch is a corn flake cereal. Homestar Runner hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in death metal. It comes with a free full-size alto saxophone. In specially marked, it is one of the Iowa-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. | death metal, specially marked |
| Crustly Guarded Bread is the brand of bread baked by The Three Keepers of Trogdor. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age. | looking old |
| Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil) is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of flax. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add omega-3s. | Quality Time |
| Dandied Sugar is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Dandies Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
| File:Delicious Bag.png | Delicious "Bag" is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
| Dry Meal is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to Stinkoman by The Homestar Runner. It presumably contains some sort of ground flour, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a gasping noise. | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| 1-Up refers to this item as "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. The front cover features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese kanji and hirigana. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | Twenty THANXty Six |
| Fried Fish is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side. | Homestarloween Party | |
| Frozen Bake is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. This is followed by Spiced Bun. | Twenty THANXty Six |
| Globs of Meringue is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue. | Homestarloween Party | |
| Grape-Nuts is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof off of Post with a similar logo. | personal favorites |
| Heavenly Ham is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. | Homestarloween Party | |
| Hoisin sauce is a Chinese dipping sauce. In keep cool, Strong Bad and Strong Mad put a spoonful of Hoisin Sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature. | Halloween Potion-ma-jig (Easter egg) (mentioned), keep cool |
| In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a Jelly Donut is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it. | Sbemail 150?!? |
| Klondike Pudding is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned. | Homestarloween Party | |
 | Buying Last Minit Peanut Brittle is evidently the real reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than The Spirit of St. Louis. | business trip |
| In The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw, Homestar spun off to the moon and brought back meatball subs. Also in Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, Rather Dashing is seen eating a meatball sub by a tree. | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw |
| Mungo's Caviar is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars. | lady...ing |
| Not-So-Thin Mints are apparently a type of Girl Scout cookie sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these. | rough copy |
| At TrogdorCon '97, The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with Pea Soup and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town). | TrogdorCon '97 |
| Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating Pop Tarts. The Balding Man wanted to guy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad. | privileges, Senor Mortgage |
| Salisbury Sundae is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top. | Homestarloween Party | |
| Sog Dogs are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!" | environment |
| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to the moon, and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be Kikkoman brand. | personal favorites |
| Spiced Bun is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | Twenty THANXty Six |
| The Teen Girl Squad went to get Pan-Asian Cusine and ordered 3 spring rolls, which were thrown at them by the Arrow'd Guy. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 | |
| Staple Sauce is a sauce eaten by What's Her Face, in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be made up of paste and staples. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 |
| Strawberry Frosted Donuts is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. | Homestarloween Party | |
| Sugar Daddys is a candy that Open Source Greg, brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe". | 4 Gregs | |
| Suge Brown is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. | best thing |
| Sweet Brand Meats is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
 | One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' Teddy Grahams", causing them to stick to various surfaces. | couch patch, strongbad_email.exe Disc Two |
 | Temporarios are a breakfast cereal endorsed by Strong Badathlon athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to Olympic amateurism regulations. To support this, the cereal's slogan is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to Froot Loops, although its name suggests a reference to Cheerios. | strong badathlon, Homestar Ruiner |
| Twinkies are a food only seen in Where the Crap Are We?. Homestar pulls the food out of nowhere, convincing Strong Bad that they are in heaven. | Where the Crap Are We? |
| In Teen Girl Squad Issue 2, the girls go to get yogurt at TCYBCBY. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 | |
| YOU'RE NOT Potatoes was dropped on What's Her Face for saying "We're cool" along with The Ugly One who got "NO pounds" dropped on her. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
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Food named after characters
| Image | Description | Appearances |
|---|---|---|
| Blue Laser Blasts! is a cereal in Free Country, USA based on The Cheat Commandos TV show. | specially marked |
| Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde! are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs' only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package. | Donut Unto Others |
| Bubs' Old Pizza is another fine product that Bubs sells, presumably from his concession stand. Homestar Runner is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him in the email "privileges." Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old," the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality. | privileges, Homestar Presents: Presents, bike thief |
| Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal is a breakfast cereal made by Cheap as Free foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a commercial in which several members of the Cheat Commandos were saved from exhaustion in the desert by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a Cap'n-Crunch-type cereal. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular," and with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. It also comes with a gallon of ice cream. The box features several activities on the back, such as a Crack Stuntman mask, a maze and a word search. | Cheat Commandos...O's, specially marked |
| Cheat-toes is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to Cheetos. | Kick-A-Ball |
| CHEETS are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of PEEPS. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email licensed. The box of CHEETS consist of four The Cheats. | licensed |
| The Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie". | licensed |
| Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is a brand of chewing gum similar to Doublemint gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." | 2 emails |
| Little is known about Strong Bad's EGGS "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email morning routine. This breakfast cereal claims to be "A nutritious part of your morning routine" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients on the side of the box say "Eggs, eggs, eggs, and two more eggs." | morning routine |
| The Cheatcakes are a specialty food The Cheat made for Strong Bad as a substitute for Grumblecakes. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat." | stupid stuff, do over, Grumblecakes (video) |
| Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders is a brand of "chewing powders". This was introduced in an Easter egg in 2 emails. It is endorsed by Old-Timey Strong Bad, and its slogan is "Whisk Away The Worries!" It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in St. Louis, Missouri. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it. | 2 emails |
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Unseen foods
| Description | Mentions |
|---|---|
| Bubs' fundraiser candy bars are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attemped to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones. | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| Lunchables were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| Steak-umms are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could of had if he had little extra effort. | New Boots |
| Oreo Cheesecake is a food that Gunhaver said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain. | Commandos in the Classroom |
| Sun Chips is a food that in Page Load Error, Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat. Strong Sad and the Deleteheads packed them special. | Page Load Error |
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