Moving Very Slowly (video)

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This article is about the DVD music video. For the song, see Moving Very Slowly.

Dave Bjornborg of Taranchula sings in a music video of Moving Very Slowly. Skeletons play wicked electric guitar solos.

Cast (in order of appearance): Dave Bjornborg, Skeleton guitarist

Running Time: 1:38

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Transcript

{The music video's title, composer and director appear in the lower-left-hand corner of the screen:

Moving Very Slowly
Taranchula
Dir: Teeg Dougland

As the intro to the song plays, Dave Bjornborg headbangs and someone dressed in a skeleton costume plays the guitar in front of a desolate gothic landscape and the Taranchula logo.}

{As Dave Bjornborg sings, the camera quickly zooms in and out of his face.}

Dave Bjornborg: Movin' very slowly!
Very slowly!
Movin' very slowly!
Very slowly!
Darkness, the fate of the world
Master, give up your soul

{Dave headbangs}

Dave Bjornborg: Movin' very slowly!
Very slowly!
Movin' very slowly!
Very slowly!

{The zooming of the camera in and out of Dave's face dramatically accelerates}

Dave Bjornborg: Slower and slower and slower and
Slower and slower and slower and
SLOWER AND SLOWER AND SLOWER AND
SLOWER!

{Lightning strikes and the man in the skeleton costume plays a guitar solo.}

Dave Bjornborg: Braindead, the state of your mind...

{The video and audio fade out}

Fun Facts

• The guitar that appears in this video is a Danelectro.
• From time to time in the video, a skull flashes in front of Dave Bjornborg's face.
• The original song is more than twice as long as this video is.