Mr. Pitters
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Mr. Pitters is an old man that hangs around the Teen Girl Squad in Issue 9. Cheerleader is overjoyed to see him go when she finds a replacement, and only The Ugly One seems upset by his leaving. He is preoccupied with ointment. After Cheerleader dies in Issue 9, he attempts to join the new squad dressed as her. However, two vultures eat him up, claiming that he "ain't no teen girl" and that he tastes "quite good, quite good."
