Non-Sequitur Champion
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[[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|thumb|"Grape...soda...banked?"]] | [[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|thumb|"Grape...soda...banked?"]] | ||
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''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}'' | ''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}'' | ||
- | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank | + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian. |
''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}'' | ''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}'' | ||
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''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}'' | ''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}'' | ||
- | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked? | + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Uhh... ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked? |
''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ||
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner! | '''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner! | ||
- | ''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM | + | ''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}'' |
'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked! | '''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! | ||
- | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh. | + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh. |
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always... |
''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}'' | ''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}'' | ||
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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
=== Explanations === | === Explanations === | ||
- | *This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]. | + | *This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote. |
*[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]]. | *[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]]. | ||
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+ | ===Trivia=== | ||
+ | *The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[secret page]]. | ||
=== Remarks === | === Remarks === | ||
- | * | + | *Even when this toon was found in the [[Yahoo Store|Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons menu]]. |
*The Flash file for this toon is hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]]. | *The Flash file for this toon is hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]]. | ||
*Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting. | *Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting. | ||
*When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored. | *When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored. | ||
+ | *Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]] would qualify as coherent. | ||
=== Inside References === | === Inside References === | ||
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*[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company. | *[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company. | ||
* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe. | * [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe. | ||
+ | * The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]]. | ||
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+ | === Fast Forward === | ||
+ | *"Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the [[Punkin Show]]. | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
- | + | *[[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|view the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champion"]] | |
- | *[[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf| | + | *[[forum:13670|forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champion"]] |
- | *[[forum:13670|forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur | + | [[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]] |
+ | [[Category:Secret Pages]] |
Revision as of 00:16, 22 May 2015
Toon Category: Uncategorized
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
Contents |
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank yo, Presbyterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.
{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Uhh... {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}
STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {ashamed} Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
Produced by Cherry Greg
Lighting
Lifty Fernandez
Quizmaster
Juan Aikman
Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles
Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon ended a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise, which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in fan club; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
- Presbyterianism is a family of Christian denominations and a form of Calvinism.
Trivia
- The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a secret page.
Remarks
- Even when this toon was found in the Store, it was not included in the TV Time Toons menu.
- The Flash file for this toon is hosted on videlectrix.com.
- Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
- When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
- Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day would qualify as coherent.
Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
- Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.
- Sportsinterviews/Chimendez is listed as the production company.
- Styles Upon Styles is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
- The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in Experimental Film.
Fast Forward
- "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the Punkin Show.