Non-Sequitur Champion
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur champion debate to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back to The Show. Up next, we got some rip-roarin' treats. Here to complete a coherent thought, here's the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Senor Cardgage walks on}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, Presbyterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Alright, let it rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Pantice...Squad...Gutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh...Litty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears Cut to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} One more tryyyy.
{Cut to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape...soda...banked?
{Cuts to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge"}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong sad stands up}
STRONG SAD: Grape Soda Banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Howay!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
{Credits scroll up. Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
Produced by Cherry Greg
Lighting
Lifty Fernandez
Quizmaster
Juan Aikman
Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles
Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon followed a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise.
Remarks
- This toon can be found in the Store, but not in the TV Time Toons menu.
- The Flash file for this toon is hosted on videlectrix.com.
Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
- Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.
- Homestar Runner's wardorbe was provided by Style Upon Styles.
Real-World References
- In the game-show The Weakest Link, players may choose to 'bank' their winnings before answering a question, in order to safely store winnings in the pool.
