Occupations

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The occupations of many Free Country USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character	Full-time jobs	Part-time jobs
Homestar	Office worker (tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri, isp, 4 branches) Kindergarten student (coloring) Former high-school student (highschool)	News anchor (Main Page 11) Host of The Show (Main Page 19, 4 branches) Athlete (may be amateur) (montage, A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Marshmallow's Last Stand) Teacher (The King of Town DVD, A Jorb Well Done)
Pom Pom		Athlete (may be amateur) (A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World)
Strong Bad	Office worker (Biz Cas Fri, 4 branches) Prinicpal [sic] of Crazy Go Nuts University and a high school (CGNU, Homestar Quiz, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)	Thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) News anchor (local news) News meteorologist (Main Page 11) Investigative reporter (interview) Former Tragic Clown Dog mascot (part-time job) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
The Cheat	Former toner salesman (montage) Office worker (internal tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri 3) Domestic servant (lackey)	Flash animator (may be amateur) (Powered By The Cheat) Assistant thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) Drummer (Cool Things)
Marzipan	Kindergarten Montesodium teacher (coloring)	Guitarist/singer (Weclome Back, Cool Things)
Strong Mad	Kindergarten student (coloring)	Bassist (Cool Things)
Strong Sad		Experimental film director (Experimental Film)
Coach Z	Coach (autobiography, A Jorb Well Done) Referee (montage)	Rapper (may be amateur) (rampage, Hip Hop Dance)
Bubs	Shopkeeper (part-time job, Cool Things) ISP operator (isp)
The King of Town		Food marketer Host of a quite popular cartoon show (senior prom)
Homsar	Kindergarten student (coloring)
Marshie	Mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (retirement, Fluffy Puff Commercial, Meet Marshie)
Old-Timey Strong Bad	Vaudevillian (alternate universe)	Ghost hunter (That a Ghost)
Vector Strong Bad		Training simulator for Stinkoman (alternate universe)
The Poopsmith, The Bishop, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, The Little Chef Guy	Servants to The King of Town	Musicians in a marching band or a general business band

Characters without clear occupations

• Most Old-Timey characters
• All 20X6 characters