Peasant's Quest Animatic

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And the low quality graphics come in the night...

The Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, done in game graphics (mostly).

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Blue Knight, Videlectrix Mascot, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady & Her Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

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Transcript Movie Trailer Animatic
NARRATOR: It began— The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in Gothic text. The words "It Began..." appear on the screen in the font Commodore 64.
—as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Uh—Not really— The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before. The words "Not Really," appear on the screen in the same font as before.
—but still. The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before. The words "But Still." appear, again in the same font as before.
A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest...INTO THEATERS!! Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera zooms in on Rather Dashing. Cut to the same shot of the Peasant's Quest video game. The camera stays where it is.
RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? The video game Rather Dashing fades into a live action version of himself. He looks around. Rather Dashing turns to the right, and to the left.
RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!! Fade through black to Rather Dashing standing in front of his burninated cottage. Fade through black to Rather Dashing standing in front of his burninated cottage.
A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to the throne room. A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. The Videlectrix Mascot is leaning on the logo and smoking, as in Peasant's Quest Preview. Cut to a throne room from King's Quest I. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.
KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. Quick clips of a map of Peasantry and peasants being terrorized by a CGI Trogdor pass by. Quick clips of the in game map of Peasantry and the game TROGDOR! pass by.
KING OF PEASANTRY: I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset your balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY: Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!
Cut back to the throne room. Cut back to the throne room.
NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson... Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary. Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary.
RATHER DASHING: Easy now, Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK. Rather Dashing puts on the mask and scares Poor Gary away. Rather Dashing puts on the mask and Poor Gary runs through the fence.
BABY LADY: Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing. Shows close up of the Baby Lady, then shows Rather Dashing gulping. Rather Dashing standing in the Baby Lady's house.
RATHER DASHING: THROW BABY. Rather Dashing looks at baby, then throws it in lake. Rather Dashing pulls the baby out of his pocket, then throws it in lake.
MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV: Haldo! They say "Haldo!", then raise their arms up as a gesture of some sort. Mendelev and Dongolev sitting at the Archery Mini-Game Stand.
MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev!

DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev!
Mendelev jumps from behind a tree, says his line, then Dongolev does the same, only jumping to the other side. Same scene as before.
Naked Ned pokes out his head from behind a tree. Naked Ned pokes out his head from behind a tree.
BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like, rather homely. After saying "Rather Dashing", the knight lifts the visor on his helmet up. The knight talks to Rather Dashing.
Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Rather Dashing sitting under a tree. An image of a meatball sub, along with the in-game description, is visible.
NARRATOR: A Trog-venture for the whole family! Rather Dashing is shooting arrows, with Dongolev mentoring him. Dongolev is shooting arrows at a tree as Rather Dashing watches.
Rather Dashing runs out of the inn with a pot stuck over his head. He runs into the inn and collapses. Rather Dashing flails around in front of the inn, with a pot stuck over his head.
The Jhonka jumps around in front of his cave. The Jhonka jumps around in front of his cave.
RATHER DASHING: I'm just so mad at Trogdor. Rather Dashing is seated between Mendelev and Dongolev, talking to them. Rather Dashing is talking to Mendelev and Dongolev at the Archery Stand.
BLUE KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants! Blue Knight is talking to Rather Dashing, who adopts an exaggerated crestfallen look. Blue Knight is talking to Rather Dashing.
RATHER DASHING: He just goes around burning things and doesn't even care! Cut back to Rather Dashing between Mendelev and Dongolev. Cut back to Rather Dashing at the Archery Stand.
BLUE KNIGHT: You don't smell like a peasant... Cut back to the Blue Knight talking to Rather Dashing. Cut back to the Blue Knight talking to Rather Dashing.
The Kerrek's face fills the screen as he walks towards Rather Dashing, who looks up nervously. He bonks Rather Dashing over the head. Abrupt cut to Rather Dashing standing in the rain, holding up the Kerrek's belt and screaming. The Kerrek walks towards Rather Dashing, then pounds him into the ground. Abrupt cut to Rather Dashing standing over the arrow'd Kerrek, holding up his belt.
BLUE KNIGHT: You don't dress like a peasant... Cut back to the Blue Knight talking to Rather Dashing. Cut back to the Blue Knight talking to Rather Dashing.
Rather Dashing is locked in combat with the Jhonka. The Jhonka repeatedly bashes Rather Dashing with its club.
Rather Dashing raises the hood of the stolen peasant's robe. Rather Dashing, standing in front of Naked Ned's house, puts on Ned's robe.
BLUE KNIGHT: And you're certainly not on fire like a peasant! Cut back to the Blue Knight talking to Rather Dashing. His visor flips down as he says "peasant." Cut back to the Blue Knight talking to Rather Dashing.
NARRATOR: A quest for adventure! Rather Dashing is climbing up the cliff leading to Trogdor's Cave. Rather Dashing is climbing up the cliff leading to Trogdor's Cave.
NARRATOR: A quest for revenge! Rather Dashing makes his way to the top of the cliff and approaches Trogdor's Cave. Rather Dashing is standing outside Trogdor's Cave.
Trogdor is shown breathing fire. The Keepers of Trogdor raise their arms and scream. Trogdor is shown breathing fire. The Keepers of Trogdor raise their arms and scream.
NARRATOR: A quest for a peasant! Peasant's Quest! Rather Dashing walks up the cliff and raises the Trogsword, which gleams. The scene freezes as "Peasant's Quest" appears. The scene resumes after Peasant's Quest disappears, and Rather Dashing eventually loses his balance and lets the sword fall. Rather Dashing stands in front of Trogdor's cave, holding the Trogsword. He raises it into the air, and it gleams. The scene freezes as "Peasant's Quest" appears. When it disappears, Rather Dashing eventually lowers the sword.
The Credits scene for the Peasant's Quest movie is shown. A similar scene is shown, but it simply says "Peasant's Quest. Programmed by Jonathan Howe. Videlectrix 1987
KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes... in the night. The King is shown speaking. Cut back to the King's Throne Room.
RATHER DASHING: Not tonight he doesn't! ...Come... in the night... Trogdor. Rather Dashing stands in front of a fiery background wielding the Trogsword. Rather Dashing stands between two pillars of flame, holding the Trogsword.
Trogdor is shown breathing fire at the camera. Trogdor is shown breathing fire.
The screen cuts to black, with only "Peasant's Quest" showing. The screen cuts to black, with only "Peasant's Quest" showing.

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