Peasant's Quest Outtakes

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''{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting in his throne in front of a green screen}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{speaking softly, while getting louder}'' And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGHHHHHH!! ''{the King points}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{speaking softly, while getting louder}'' And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! ''{the King points}''
''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Did you mean to do that?
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No that really happened.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No rea— No that really happened.
''{Cut to Baby Lady and her Baby}''
''{Cut to Baby Lady and her Baby}''

Revision as of 17:47, 26 December 2005

Outtakes

Peasant's Quest Outtakes, exclusively found on Everything Else, Volume 1, is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing played by Matt Chapman, Mike Chapman, The Blue Knight, King of Peasantry, Jhonka, Baby Lady & Her Baby played by Jackie Chapman, Ryan Sterritt

Running Time: 3:13

Transcript

{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? {Camera shakes slightly while speaking.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Ryan kicked the tripod.

MATT CHAPMAN: {acts angry} Oh, great! {camera shakes again} This is just turning into a great day on the set!

{Cut to the Blue Knight.}

THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather would be somewhere else, like fishing... off the pier... with my grandma.

{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on a throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: {angrily} I won't have you sassing around {offscreen laughter; king cracks up} with this council...

{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe in front of a green screen. Matt sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe with a drawn sword. He is standing in front of a wall of sediment and roots.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Here come the cops. {lowers his sword}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Really?

MATT CHAPMAN: Yeah. {freezes, waits a few seconds, then raises his sword. Speaks as Rather Dashing.} Not tonigh—

{Cut to Jhonka standing in front of a pond, wiping dirt over his body}

JHONKA: You shoulda' told me this was all uneven. I just look like some, punk, kid.

{laughter offscreen}

MATT CHAPMAN: {offscreen} You look, you look gorgeous.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice dragged out and slow, while standing in front of a green screen}

MATT CHAPMAN: Hello. I'm ta— taking lessons off of, seas.

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Taking lessons over seas?

MATT CHAPMAN: Yes.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake}

{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting in his throne in front of a green screen}

KING OF PEASANTRY: {speaking softly, while getting louder} And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! {the King points}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}

{Cut to the Blue Knight}

THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, {starts laughing} and I could be at home in bed.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage}

MIKE CHAPMAN: That's a nice cottage you've got there Rather Dashing.

RATHER DASHING: Thank you. It's broke, my cottage is broke.

{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Did you mean to do that?

MATT CHAPMAN: No rea— No that really happened.

{Cut to Baby Lady and her Baby}

BABY LADY: Show me— {laughs}

BABY LADY: Prove to me you're a real man Razer Dashing. {makes sour face} I'm sorry.

BABY LADY: Prove to me you're a man Rather Dashing. {laughs} Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

BABY LADY: Show me yoma— {laughs}

BABY LADY: Show me you're a real man {rolls eyes and breaks character} Rather Dashing. {laughs}

{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling}

{Cut to a montage of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant robe posing with a sword.}

MATT CHAPMAN: {makes a funny face} Like an owie shot. {continues to make face}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} I think we're done.

MATT CHAPMAN: I'm done?

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage}

RATHER DASHING: {indicates cottage} I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, {looks at camera} one of those egg shaped chairs, {makes egg shape with hands} o'er here, you know, hi-fi in the back, {turns to the back} well I guess back there, {indicates behind the cottage} outside I got to put it, you got to sleep somewhere right?

{Matt makes a funny face, then cuts to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe}

{Cuts to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby}

{Matt catches the baby}

RYAN STERRITT: Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.

{Matt struggles}

MATT CHAPMAN: We got 'im! We got 'im.

{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting in his throne in front of a green screen}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes in the night. {as he speaks a booger comes out his nose}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, he holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off}

{laughter offscreen}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake}

{Cut to a peasant running in front of a green screen and laughing}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub}

RATHER DASHING: Oh, quite good, quite good.

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasants robe on in front of a green screen}

MATT CHAPMAN: Jobs done, ok.

Related Links

Everything Else, Volume 1



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