Peasant's Quest Outtakes

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'''Peasant's Quest Outtakes''', exclusively found on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]], is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
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'''Peasant's Quest Outtakes''' is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Rather Dashing}} played by [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]], [[King of Peasantry]], [[Jhonka]], [[Baby Lady & Her Baby]] played by [[Jackie Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Rather Dashing}} played by {{Film|Matt Chapman}}, {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]], [[King of Peasantry]], [[Jhonka]], [[Baby Lady & Her Baby]] played by [[Jackie Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]
'''Running Time:''' 3:13
'''Running Time:''' 3:13
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== Transcript ==
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==Transcript==
''{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}''
''{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}''
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'''JHONKA:''' You shoulda' told me this was all uneven.  I just look like some, punk, kid.
'''JHONKA:''' You shoulda' told me this was all uneven.  I just look like some, punk, kid.
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''{laughter offscreen}''
''{laughter offscreen}''
'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You look, you look gorgeous.
'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You look, you look gorgeous.
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice dragged out and slow, while standing in front of a green screen}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice low and dragged out, while standing in front of a green screen.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Hello.  I'm ta— taking lessons off of, seas.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Hello.  I'm toh— taking lessons over...seas.
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Taking lessons over seas?
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You're taking lessons over seas?
'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yes.
'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yes.
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}''
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''{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting in his throne in front of a green screen}''
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''{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{speaking softly, while getting louder}'' And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGHHHHHH!! ''{the King points}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{speaking softly, while getting louder}'' And the Trogdor comes...in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! ''{the King points}''
''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}''
''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}''
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''{Cut to the Blue Knight}''
''{Cut to the Blue Knight}''
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'''THE BLUE KNIGHT:''' More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, ''{starts laughing}'' and I could be at home in bed.
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'''THE BLUE KNIGHT:''' More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, and... ''{starts laughing}'' I could be at home...in bed!
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' That's a nice cottage you've got there Rather Dashing.
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's a nice cottage you've got there, Rather Dashing.
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' Thank you. It's broke, my cottage is broke.
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' Thank you. 'S broke, my cottage is broke.
''{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}''
''{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Did you mean to do that?
'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Did you mean to do that?
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No that really happened.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No rea— No that really happened.
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''{Cut to Baby Lady and her Baby}''
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''{Cut to Baby Lady and her baby}''
'''BABY LADY:''' Show me— ''{laughs}''
'''BABY LADY:''' Show me— ''{laughs}''
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'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me your a real man Razer Dashing.  ''{makes sour face}'' I'm sorry.
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'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me you're a real man, Razzer Dashing.  ''{makes sour face}'' I'm sorry.
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'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me your a man Rather Dashing.  ''{laughs}'' Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me you're a man, Rather Dashing.  ''{laughs}'' Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
'''BABY LADY:''' Show me yoma— ''{laughs}''
'''BABY LADY:''' Show me yoma— ''{laughs}''
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'''BABY LADY:''' Show me your a real man ''{rolls eyes}'' Rather Dashing. ''{laughs}''
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'''BABY LADY:''' Show me you're a real man, ''{rolls eyes and breaks character}'' Rather Dashing. ''{laughs}''
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''{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling}''
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''{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling.}''
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''{Cut to a montage of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant robe posing with a sword.}''
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''{Several cuts shown of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant's robe posing with a sword in front of a green screen.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{makes a funny face}'' Like an owie shot. ''{continues to make face}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{Puts his finger on the sword. He makes a funny face}'' Like an owie shot. ''{Poses with the funny face.}''
'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' I think we're done.
'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' I think we're done.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' I'm done?
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{hesitates}'' I'm done?
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}''
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{indicates cottage}''  I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, ''{looks at camera}'' one of those egg shaped chairs, ''{makes egg shape with hands}'' o'er here, you know, hi-fi in the back, ''{turns to the back}'' well I guess back there, ''{indicates behind the cottage}'' outside I got to put it, you got to sleep somewhere right?
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{indicates cottage}''  I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, ''{looks at camera}'' one of those egg-shaped chairs, ''{makes egg shape with hands}'' o'er 'ere, you know, hi-fi in the back, ''{turns to the back}'' well I guess back there, ''{indicates behind the cottage}'' outside I'll have to put it. Gotta sleep somewhere, right? ''{makes a distraught face}''
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''{Matt makes a funny face, then cuts to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe}''
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe.}''
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''{Cuts to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby}''
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby.}''
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''{Matt catches the baby}''
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''{Matt catches the baby.}''
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'''RYAN STERRITT:''' Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.
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'''RYAN STERRITT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.
''{Matt struggles}''
''{Matt struggles}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' We got 'im! We got 'im.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Got 'im! We got 'im!
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''{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting in his throne in front of a green screen}''
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''{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' And the Trogdor comes in the night. ''{as he speaks a booger comes out his nose}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' And the Trogdor comes in the night. ''{as he speaks a booger comes out his nose and rests on his fake mustache.}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, he holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing. He holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off.}''
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''{laughter offscreen}''
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''{Laughter offscreen}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}''
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''{Cut to a peasant running in front of a green screen and laughing}''
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''{Three cuts of a peasant running in front of a green screen for the Trogdor attack on Peasantry scene. Cast and crew laughs on the third cut.}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub while Atari noises play.}''
'''RATHER DASHING:''' Oh, quite good, quite good.
'''RATHER DASHING:''' Oh, quite good, quite good.
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasants robe on in front of a green screen}''
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasant's robe on in front of a green screen. His voice is low and drawn out.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Jobs done, ok.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Job's done... okay.
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== Related Links ==
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==Fun Facts==
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[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
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===Inside References===
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*The montage music heard is from [[Strong Bad]]'s various model poses in [[modeling]].
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===Real-World References===
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*Matt sounds very similar to [[Monty Python]] member [[wikipedia:Michael Palin|Michael Palin]]'s character Mr. Gumby when he has his wig forward.
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*The ending lines are references to the [[wikipedia:Warcraft|Warcraft]] games, in which the Peasant unit makes those same pronouncements in a nearly identical voice.
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*The phrase "quite good, quite good" is later used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] by [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Vultures|the vultures]].
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Current revision as of 23:50, 13 January 2014

And the booger comes out... in the outtakes.

Peasant's Quest Outtakes is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into the Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing played by Matt Chapman, Mike Chapman, The Blue Knight, King of Peasantry, Jhonka, Baby Lady & Her Baby played by Jackie Chapman, Ryan Sterritt

Running Time: 3:13

DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 1

Contents

[edit] Transcript

{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? {Camera shakes slightly while speaking.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Ryan kicked the tripod.

MATT CHAPMAN: {acts angry} Oh, great! {camera shakes again} This is just turning into a great day on the set!

{Cut to the Blue Knight.}

THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather would be somewhere else, like fishing... off the pier... with my grandma.

{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on a throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: {angrily} I won't have you sassing around {offscreen laughter; king cracks up} with this council...

{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe in front of a green screen. Matt sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe with a drawn sword. He is standing in front of a wall of sediment and roots.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Here come the cops. {lowers his sword}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Really?

MATT CHAPMAN: Yeah. {freezes, waits a few seconds, then raises his sword. Speaks as Rather Dashing.} Not tonigh—

{Cut to Jhonka standing in front of a pond, wiping dirt over his body}

JHONKA: You shoulda' told me this was all uneven. I just look like some, punk, kid.

{laughter offscreen}

MATT CHAPMAN: {offscreen} You look, you look gorgeous.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice low and dragged out, while standing in front of a green screen.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Hello. I'm toh— taking lessons over...seas.

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} You're taking lessons over seas?

MATT CHAPMAN: Yes.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}

{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: {speaking softly, while getting louder} And the Trogdor comes...in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! {the King points}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}

{Cut to the Blue Knight}

THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, and... {starts laughing} I could be at home...in bed!

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} That's a nice cottage you've got there, Rather Dashing.

RATHER DASHING: Thank you. 'S broke, my cottage is broke.

{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Did you mean to do that?

MATT CHAPMAN: No rea— No that really happened.

{Cut to Baby Lady and her baby}

BABY LADY: Show me— {laughs}

BABY LADY: Prove to me you're a real man, Razzer Dashing. {makes sour face} I'm sorry.

BABY LADY: Prove to me you're a man, Rather Dashing. {laughs} Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

BABY LADY: Show me yoma— {laughs}

BABY LADY: Show me you're a real man, {rolls eyes and breaks character} Rather Dashing. {laughs}

{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling.}

{Several cuts shown of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant's robe posing with a sword in front of a green screen.}

MATT CHAPMAN: {Puts his finger on the sword. He makes a funny face} Like an owie shot. {Poses with the funny face.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} I think we're done.

MATT CHAPMAN: {hesitates} I'm done?

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}

RATHER DASHING: {indicates cottage} I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, {looks at camera} one of those egg-shaped chairs, {makes egg shape with hands} o'er 'ere, you know, hi-fi in the back, {turns to the back} well I guess back there, {indicates behind the cottage} outside I'll have to put it. Gotta sleep somewhere, right? {makes a distraught face}

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe.}

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby.}

{Matt catches the baby.}

RYAN STERRITT: {offscreen} Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.

{Matt struggles}

MATT CHAPMAN: Got 'im! We got 'im!

{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes in the night. {as he speaks a booger comes out his nose and rests on his fake mustache.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing. He holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off.}

{Laughter offscreen}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}

{Three cuts of a peasant running in front of a green screen for the Trogdor attack on Peasantry scene. Cast and crew laughs on the third cut.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub while Atari noises play.}

RATHER DASHING: Oh, quite good, quite good.

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasant's robe on in front of a green screen. His voice is low and drawn out.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Job's done... okay.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

  • Matt sounds very similar to Monty Python member Michael Palin's character Mr. Gumby when he has his wig forward.
  • The ending lines are references to the Warcraft games, in which the Peasant unit makes those same pronouncements in a nearly identical voice.

[edit] Fast Forward



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