Peasant's Quest Outtakes

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And the booger comes out... in the outtakes.

Peasant's Quest Outtakes is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into the Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing played by Matt Chapman, Mike Chapman, The Blue Knight, King of Peasantry, Jhonka, Baby Lady & Her Baby played by Jackie Chapman, Ryan Sterritt

Running Time: 3:13

DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage? {Camera shakes slightly while speaking.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Ryan kicked the tripod.

MATT CHAPMAN: {acts angry} Oh, great! {camera shakes again} This is just turning into a great day on the set!

{Cut to the Blue Knight.}

THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather would be somewhere else, like fishing... off the pier... with my grandma.

{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on a throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: {angrily} I won't have you sassing around {offscreen laughter; king cracks up} with this council...

{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe in front of a green screen. Matt sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe with a drawn sword. He is standing in front of a wall of sediment and roots.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Here come the cops. {lowers his sword}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Really?

MATT CHAPMAN: Yeah. {freezes, waits a few seconds, then raises his sword. Speaks as Rather Dashing.} Not tonigh—

{Cut to Jhonka standing in front of a pond, wiping dirt over his body}

JHONKA: You shoulda' told me this was all uneven. I just look like some, punk, kid.

{laughter offscreen}

MATT CHAPMAN: {offscreen} You look, you look gorgeous.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice low and dragged out, while standing in front of a green screen.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Hello. I'm toh— taking lessons over...seas.

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} You're taking lessons over seas?

MATT CHAPMAN: Yes.

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}

{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: {speaking softly, while getting louder} And the Trogdor comes...in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! {the King points}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}

{Cut to the Blue Knight}

THE BLUE KNIGHT: More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, and... {starts laughing} I could be at home...in bed!

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} That's a nice cottage you've got there, Rather Dashing.

RATHER DASHING: Thank you. 'S broke, my cottage is broke.

{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} Did you mean to do that?

MATT CHAPMAN: No rea— No that really happened.

{Cut to Baby Lady and her baby}

BABY LADY: Show me— {laughs}

BABY LADY: Prove to me you're a real man, Razzer Dashing. {makes sour face} I'm sorry.

BABY LADY: Prove to me you're a man, Rather Dashing. {laughs} Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

BABY LADY: Show me yoma— {laughs}

BABY LADY: Show me you're a real man, {rolls eyes and breaks character} Rather Dashing. {laughs}

{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling.}

{Several cuts shown of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant's robe posing with a sword in front of a green screen.}

MATT CHAPMAN: {Puts his finger on the sword. He makes a funny face} Like an owie shot. {Poses with the funny face.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {offscreen} I think we're done.

MATT CHAPMAN: {hesitates} I'm done?

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}

RATHER DASHING: {indicates cottage} I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, {looks at camera} one of those egg-shaped chairs, {makes egg shape with hands} o'er 'ere, you know, hi-fi in the back, {turns to the back} well I guess back there, {indicates behind the cottage} outside I'll have to put it. Gotta sleep somewhere, right? {makes a distraught face}

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe.}

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby.}

{Matt catches the baby.}

RYAN STERRITT: {offscreen} Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.

{Matt struggles}

MATT CHAPMAN: Got 'im! We got 'im!

{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes in the night. {as he speaks a booger comes out his nose and rests on his fake mustache.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing. He holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off.}

{Laughter offscreen}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}

{Three cuts of a peasant running in front of a green screen for the Trogdor attack on Peasantry scene. Cast and crew laughs on the third cut.}

{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub while Atari noises play.}

RATHER DASHING: Oh, quite good, quite good.

{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasant's robe on in front of a green screen. His voice is low and drawn out.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Job's done... okay.

Fun Facts

Inside References

• The montage music heard is from Strong Bad's various model poses in modeling.

Real-World References

• Matt sounds very similar to Monty Python member Michael Palin's character Mr. Gumby when he has his wig forward.
• The ending lines are references to the Warcraft games, in which the Peasant unit makes those same pronouncements in a nearly identical voice.

Fast Forward

• The phrase "quite good, quite good" is later used in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 by the vultures.