Peasant's Quest Outtakes

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[[Image:PQO.PNG|200px|thumb|And the outtakes come in the night.]]
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'''Peasant's Quest Outtakes''' is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Rather Dashing}} played by {{Film|Matt Chapman}}, {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]], [[King of Peasantry]], [[Jhonka]], [[Baby Lady & Her Baby]] played by [[Jackie Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]
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'''Running Time:''' 3:13
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{{dvd|exclusive=TRUE|Everything Else, Volume 1}}
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==Transcript==
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''{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}''
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' Where's my cottage? ''{Camera shakes slightly while speaking.}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ryan kicked the tripod.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{acts angry}'' Oh, great! ''{camera shakes again}'' This is just turning into a great day on the set!
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''{Cut to the Blue Knight.}''
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'''THE BLUE KNIGHT:''' More like, rather would be somewhere else, like fishing... off the pier... with my grandma.
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''{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on a throne in front of a green screen.}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{angrily}'' I won't have you sassing around ''{offscreen laughter; king cracks up}'' with this council...
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe in front of a green screen. Matt sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry.}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe with a drawn sword. He is standing in front of a wall of sediment and roots.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Here come the cops. ''{lowers his sword}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Really?
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yeah. ''{freezes, waits a few seconds, then raises his sword. Speaks as Rather Dashing.}'' Not tonigh—
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''{Cut to Jhonka standing in front of a pond, wiping dirt over his body}''
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'''JHONKA:''' You shoulda' told me this was all uneven.  I just look like some, punk, kid.
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''{laughter offscreen}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You look, you look gorgeous.
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice low and dragged out, while standing in front of a green screen.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Hello.  I'm toh— taking lessons over...seas.
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You're taking lessons over seas?
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yes.
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}''
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''{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{speaking softly, while getting louder}'' And the Trogdor comes...in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! ''{the King points}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}''
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''{Cut to the Blue Knight}''
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'''THE BLUE KNIGHT:''' More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, ''{starts laughing}'' and I could be at home...in bed!
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's a nice cottage you've got there, Rather Dashing.
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' Thank you. 'S broke, my cottage is broke.
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Did you mean to do that?
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No rea— No that really happened.
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''{Cut to Baby Lady and her baby}''
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'''BABY LADY:''' Show me— ''{laughs}''
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'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me you're a real man, Razzer Dashing.  ''{makes sour face}'' I'm sorry.
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'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me you're a man, Rather Dashing.  ''{laughs}'' Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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'''BABY LADY:''' Show me yoma— ''{laughs}''
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'''BABY LADY:''' Show me you're a real man, ''{rolls eyes and breaks character}'' Rather Dashing. ''{laughs}''
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''{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling.}''
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''{Several cuts shown of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant's robe posing with a sword in front of a green screen.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{Puts his finger on the sword. He makes a funny face}'' Like an owie shot. ''{Poses with the funny face.}''
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'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' I think we're done.
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{hesitates}'' I'm done?
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}''
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{indicates cottage}''  I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, ''{looks at camera}'' one of those egg-shaped chairs, ''{makes egg shape with hands}'' o'er 'ere, you know, hi-fi in the back, ''{turns to the back}'' well I guess back there, ''{indicates behind the cottage}'' outside I'll have to put it. Gotta sleep somewhere, right? ''{makes a distraught face}''
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe.}''
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby.}''
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''{Matt catches the baby.}''
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'''RYAN STERRITT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.
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''{Matt struggles}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Got 'im! We got 'im!
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''{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}''
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'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' And the Trogdor comes in the night. ''{as he speaks a booger comes out his nose and rests on his fake mustache.}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing. He holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off.}''
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''{Laughter offscreen}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}''
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''{Three cuts of a peasant running in front of a green screen for the Trogdor attack on Peasantry scene. Cast and crew laughs on the third cut.}''
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''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub while Atari noises play.}''
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'''RATHER DASHING:''' Oh, quite good, quite good.
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''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasant's robe on in front of a green screen. His voice is low and drawn out.}''
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'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Job's done... okay.
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==Fun Facts==
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===Real World References===
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*Matt sounds very similar to [[wikipedia:Michael Palin|Michael Palin]] from Monty Python when he has his wig forward.
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*The ending lines are references to the Warcraft games, in which the Peasant unit makes those same pronouncements in a nearly identical voice.
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{{Peasant's Quest}}
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[[Category:Everything Else DVD]]
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[[Category: Peasant's Quest]]
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Revision as of 01:28, 17 March 2007

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