Peasant's Quest Responses

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There are many responses that the game gives you in the game Peasant's Quest. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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A

• "ask about _____" - Going up to a person and asking about something often elicits funny responses. Possible topics include "fire", "robe", "smell", "naked ned", and "trogdor".
• "attack sign" - Try at the Mountain Pass for a funny message.

B

• "boo" (anywhere) - "Scared me."
• "break stump" - Try at Poor Gary's screen.
• "buy kerrek a cold one" (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek (sic) is a teetotaler and is offended by your request. You've really cheesed him off now." Warning: This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email for kids.

C

• "cheat" (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
• "climb cliff" - Try at the top of the cliff.
• "climb fence" - Try before and after Gary makes a hole in it.
• "climb in well" - Gives a funny message when typed at the well.
• "climb opening" - Try in Trogdor's outer sanctum for a funny message about high school.
• "climb tree" - Gives a funny message when typed at any tree.
• "climb tree" (at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
• "close door" - Try after getting a room in the inn.
• "close drawer" - Try without or after stealing the robe.
• "close/open drawer" - Try when the drawer is already closed or open.
• "cross river" - Try at any river.
• "cut off arms, legs, and head" - Try when you've moved the rock at Naked Ned's cottage.

D

• "dan" (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
• "dance" (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
• "dance on kerrek's grave" - A funny message will appear.
• "die" - A message pops up saying that the choice you made wasn't very smart, resulting in your death.
• "drink" (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you. Which is nice."
• "drop baby" - Once you have the baby, type this for a humorous message.

E

F

G

• "get a room" - Try in the inn when you're on fire.
• "get in bucket" - Try at the well for a message.
• "get on rock" - Try at the rock in the stream for a message.
• "get/take arrow" - Try at Mendelev's archery area for a funny response. Also, try after killing the Kerrek.
• "get/take baby" (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
• "get/take bed/pillow/rug" - Try in the old man's inn for funny responses.
• "get/take berries" - Gives funny responses when you search the same bush twice and after you find the trinket. A different response is given at the lone berry bush by the lake.
• "get/take bone/skull" - Try at Cliffland Heights. Either "bone" or "skull" will work.
• "get/take broom" - Try in Naked Ned's cottage for a response.
• "get/take bucket" - Try at the well for a response.
• "get/take chair" - Try while in the cottage for a funny response.
• "get/take drawer" - Try in Naked Ned's cottage for a funny response.
• "get/take flies" - Try while near Poor Gary for a response.
• "get/take gold" (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
• "get/take kerrek" (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
• "get/take mud" (when it's wet) - Try both before and after getting covered in the mud.
• "get/take map" - Try to get the map a second time for a funny message.
• "get/take note" - Try at the cottage and the inn.
• "get/take old man rub" - Try in the inn before getting the pot.
• "get/take pebbles" - Try to get the pebbles a second time for a funny message.
• "get/take plague" - Try at the lantern for a funny message, Misspeller Jones.
• "get/take plaque" - Try at the lantern for a response.
• "get/take picture" - Try in the old man's inn to learn something interesting.
• "get/take target" - Try at the archery targets.
• "give baby" - Try when you no longer have the baby for a response.
• "give trinket" (when you don't have it) - Try at the archers for a response.
• "go west"(or any other direction; anywhere) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.

H

• "haldo" - (anywhere but in the secret glade after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
• "haldo" - Typing this to Dongolev in the secret glade BEFORE being asked to say it to him will result in a funny message.
• "hide in haystack" (before getting muddy) - Gives a funny response.
• "hug tree" - Try at the haystack screen. Warning: Save before, because you will get stuck to the tree.

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J

K

• "kick/kill/punch poor gary" - You die, and the game makes fun of you.
• "kill kerrek" - Try both before getting the bow and arrow and after the Kerrek is dead.
• "kill trogdor" - Try while Trogdor is still asleep.

L

• "light lantern" - Try at the screen with the burninated tree both before and after it is lit.
• "load" (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
• "look baby" (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception.
• "look berries" - Try at the berry bush by the lake.
• "look bucket" - Try at the well.
• "look bush" - Try at the berry bush by the lake.
• "look bushes" (outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
• "look boat" - Try this at the lake with the fisherman.
• "look cave" - Try at the top of the cliff.
• "look cottage" (outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
• "look curtain" - Try in Trogdor's outer sanctum.
• "look desk" (at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
• "look door" (outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
• "look feed" (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
• "look footprints" - Try when the Kerrek is not there.
• "look hay" (inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
• "look knight" - Try at the mountain pass for a response.
• "look in hay" - Try at the haystack for a response.
• "look inn" - Try outside the inn.
• "look kerrek" (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
• "look lady/woman" (inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
• "look lantern" (while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
• "look lightning" - Try at the top of the cliff.
• "look ned" (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
• "look openings" - Try in Trogdor's outer sanctum.
• "look paper" - Try in the old man's inn.
• "look rock" - Try on the screen with the mud patch.
• "look sand" - Try at the fisherman's lake for a pointless exercise in mathematics.
• "look shelf" (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
• "look sign" - Try outside the inn.
• "look stump" (at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
• "look target" (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
• "look tree" (at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
• "look tree" (at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
• "look tree" (at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, eh?"
• "look trees" (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
• "look trogdor" - Try in Trogdor's lair.
• "look waterfall" (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
• "look window" - Try both inside and outside the inn.

M

• "make friends with kerrek" - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad (sic) and it's not gonna work for you either."
• "map" (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisgardless, you don't have one."

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O

P

• "party" (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
• "pet horse" or "pet poor gary" - Try in Poor Gary's area for a funny response.
• "play" - Try after beating the archery game for a response.
• "pwd" - Prints on-screen your location in the game's programming.
• "put baby in well" - Gives a funny message that is a reference to the movie Fight Club.

Q

• "quit" - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!))) Warning: The game still quits.

R

• "ride horse"/poor gary - Try when with Poor Gary for a response.

S

• "scare horse" (at Poor Gary) - Try before you have the mask.
• "sit stump" (at Poor Gary) - Gives a funny reponse.
• "skip stones" - Try this at the west side of the lake.
• "sleep" - Try in the cottage with the woman and baby for a funny message. Also, try this in the inn without talking to the man.
• "smell/sniff" - Try anywhere for a response.
• "steal dresser" - Try in the cottage with the robe.
• "swim" - Try at various bodies of water for different responses.

T

• "talk" - Try while behind the archery desk.
• "talk ____" (someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere) - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
• "talk baby" - Try before the woman gives you the baby.
• "talk gary" - Gives a funny response.
• "talk kerrek" - Try when the Kerrek is around for a funny message.
• "talk lady" - Try after the lady leaves her cottage.
• "talk tree" - Try at the tree Naked Ned hides behind for a response.
• "talk trogdor" - Try while Trogdor is still asleep.
• "this sucks" (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
• "throw _____" - Throw anything into the lake and the old man will give a funny response. Also try this when the old man is gone for a different response.
• "throw baby" - Try at the west screen of the lake for a GameFAQs reference. Also, try anywhere other than the west screen.
• "try" - Type outside Naked Ned's cottage. Warning: You die.
• "turn crank" - Try after you get the maskus.

U

• "use pebbles" (when you have the pebbles) - Try at the well for a response.

V

W

• "wake up trogdor" - Try while Trogdor is still asleep.
• "wear mask" - Do this outside the screen in which Poor Gary is in before you scare him; you'll get a funny message. Also try it after scaring Gary.
• "why" (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

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Y

Z

Miscellaneous

• Wait a while in the wavy tree area and Naked Ned should appear behind the other tree.
• Download the flash file and start a game. At any time type "save". In the save menu, click on the flash player's control tab(next to file and view), and select "play". It loads the archery game and you can get the bow before you are supposed to.
• On the "load game" screen you see after you die, you can press enter a couple of times and see the death sequence again.
• If you look at the SuperTime FunBow on the inventory screen, a blue clickable square will appear to the left, but clicking won't do anything. Maybe an unfinished Easter egg?
  • No, probably an "object" they used in Macromedia Flash to do something with the game. Who knows what it is, but it's too difficult to explain it.
• There is a black box in the top left corner of the page. It has no purpose as of yet.
• Try going all the way to the left side of the screen in the place Gary (the horse) breaks open and walk directly up.
• After you've gotten your robe and a room at the inn, try walking in a direction that doesn't lead to the burned lantern tree for a funny message.
• See what happens when you don't answer "yes" or "no" to the Jhonka after being asked about the riches.
• While walking in the haystack, go to scenes other than the original haystack screen and the Jhonka screen.
• When you are in Hidden Glen (the hole in the fence that Gary made), without going off the screen, try going past the fence and up. This should take you to the baby lady's cottage.
• If you don't take the Kerrek's belt right away and get the robe and get on fire first, the guard will recognize that you have the robe, but not that you're on fire.
• Once you are on fire, go west a few scenes to hear a funny message about the weather.
• If you "put baby in bucket" while the baby is already in the well, you will still get more points.
• Type anything other than "talk" for a short message once Trogdor is awake.