Pistols For Pandas (organization)
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Pistols For Pandas (or PFP) is a non-profit organization that aims to give pistols to pandas. Crack Stuntman is the national spokesperson for the group. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling Marzipan to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.
As explained in the toon Pistols for Pandas, for each five dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies", Crack sneaks out with the computer, take it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges them for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.
Appearances
- Debut: Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 (mentioned)
- An Important Rap Song (logo)
- Halloween Stencils
- Pistols for Pandas
