Polymascotfoamalate

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Polymascotfoamalate is a foam-like material used to make mascot uniforms (such as The Jolly Dumple) in the Homestar Runner universe. It is highly flammable, or as Coach Z put it, "flame pro-tardant". In the Strong Bad Email 4 branches, Rumble Red mentions he doesn't have Polymascotfoamalate on his planet. The Homestar Runner replies that this is because the alien is a Communist fool.

The word Polymascotfoamalate is a Portmanteau of the prefix "poly-", and the words "mascot" and "foam". Other than mascot building material, other proposed uses for Polymascotfoamalate include baby food and topping for Soured Cream. The chemical notation of the material is (Ms^{ct −} ) + (Fm^{8 +} )

Appearances

• Debut: Email 4 branches