Punkin Show
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Homestar hosts a pumpkin carving game show.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner
Pumpkins depicted (in order of first appearance): Coach Z's logo from redesign, Homestar Runner, Thy Dungeonman, Strong Bad, Stripèd Green Rabbit, Peacey P, Bubs, Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar Jr.
Places: The Show
Date: Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Running Time: 1:46
Page Title: Climb Aboard the Style Train!
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Transcript
{It's The Show! There's a big pumpkin up on the marquee. Homestar stands in the middle of the set as a crowd cheers with semi-enthusiasm.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back, gentlemadies! Without further Mountain Dew, let's get this style train a-rollin'!
{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: First up, brand-new for 2009—
{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. A image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from redesign carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —it's the 2006 Coach Z logo!
{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's go to the ding board for that one.
{Cut to a board with three flipping panels that together form an image of a large blue ribbon. Across the top panel is the word "Ding!". The middle panel rotates to reveal "3rd Style!" as it dings.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Third Style!
{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to—
{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains!
{Cut back to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin—
{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thy {pronounced like "thigh"} Dungeonman.
{"Aw yeah..." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ding board says—
{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Acapulco?
{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: While this pumpkin—
{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —features fine European yellow smoke, I'm sorry—
{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —no paint daubs.
{The DELETED buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin—
{Cut to the Fadey Screen, and the Stripèd Green Rabbit from New Boots is carved in a pumpkin. As Homestar continues, the ladies get excited.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —a stripèd green rabbit with two butts!
{Cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Our next pumpkin may contain material that is unsuitable for childrens:
{Cut to the slideshow showing a grotesque, poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it. It begins to speak.}
CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR: {in a garbled, nasaly voice} HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {hastily cutting in in front of the pumpkin} I'm sorry, we're out of time. {suddenly chipper} Ding board?
{The ding board dings and displays "DONG!".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Donnnng!
{Cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {irritated} Next time—
{Cut to a pumpkin with Peacey P and his logo painted on it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —please phrase your pumpkin in the form of—
{Cut back to Homestar. He leans in angrily toward the camera.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —NO PAINT DAUBS!
{"NO PAINT DAUBS!" reappears in front of Homestar, with the DELETED buzzer and a "lose" musical cue. Cut to a wide shot of the studio.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And finally, everyone in today's audience—
{Cut to a pumpkin with the Homestarmy "DO YOU HAS?" slogan and Col-o-nel Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —gets to have to give me five bucks!
{"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it. The crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Until next time, as always—
{The words "Chant Words Together!" appear as they're chanted.}
HOMESTAR AND CROWD: CHANT! WORDS! TOGETHER!
{Cut back to the slideshow, which displays a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The following words are on the screen as Homestar speaks.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quickly} Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand—
{Cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The subtitle updates to include the word "scary".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand.
{Cut to a Homestar Jr. (going for 99¢) pumpkin. The subtitle is "Brought to you by the Homestar Jr."}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.—
{Cut to a pumpkin with an artist's painting palette behind a "NO" circle with a line through it, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —and the Council Against Paint Daubs.
{Fade out. Fade back in to show "Today's Big Winners!": Natalie Cunningham (Thy Dungeonman), Jonathan Berner (wingaling Homestar), Andrew Colbert (Homestarmy), Benjamin Visness (Coach Z new logo), and Prentice Osborne (Stripèd Green Rabbit with two butts).}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The RSS description of this toon is:
Homestar says - Welcome back to The Punkin Show, ladies and gentletypes! We've taken our tried and true approach to having no formula and added a whole 12oz can of punkin puree! The result is a mixed bag of mixed metaphors, carved punkins, and FABULOUS PRIZES!! This episode of The Show features real fan-carved punkins from real carved-fans. Did yours make the cut? Or did you just paint some stuff on a pumpkin and take a tiny .25 megapixel photo of it with your phone? This is the last of the Halloween related updates! I promise!
- The person who carved the first pumpkin themed as Bubs' Concession Stand is wiki user Timohtep.
- The person who carved the pumpkin themed as Scary Bubs' Concession Stand is wiki user Unmutual.
Remarks
- The FeedBurner Page shows a pumpkin of Strong Bad eating what appears to be a small Strong Sad pumpkin, not seen in the toon.
Inside References
- The page title contains style. Also, the Coach Z logo pumpkin gets "3rd Style".
- Homestar hosts another variant of The Show.
- The ribbons were first seen in Pumpkin Carve-nival, also a pumpkin contest toon.
- The Coach Z logo is from redesign.
- Homestar mentions Mountain Dew.
- "Chant Words Together" was also mentioned in Non-Sequitur Champion.
- "Gentlemadies" is another Portmanteau.
- The stripèd green rabbit with two butts is from New Boots.
- The show is sponsored by Homestar Jr.
- Homestar tells people they have to give him five bucks, as he always does when recruiting people to the Homestarmy.
- The title has pumpkin spelt "punkin" as seen in the short toon "That a Ghost".
Real-World References
- Homestar says "ding-board says", which is similar to "survey says", a famous line from Family Feud.
- "Please phrase your pumpkin in the form of" is a reference to Jeopardy!, where contestants must phrase their response in the form of a question.
- Homestar calling the Stripèd Green Rabbit as the next bachelor is a reference to The Dating Game.
- Acapulco is a real city in Mexico which was previously referenced in privileges, and trips to Acapulco are often given away as prizes on real-life game shows.
- "Everyone in today's audience gets to have to give me five bucks!" refers to Oprah Winfrey's giveaways to her studio audience.
- "Chant Words Together" is a reference to Wheel of Fortune, the opening of which features the studio audience chanting the show's title in unison.
- The revealing of text on the blue ribbon is accomplished by means of a trilon, a gameboard element found on older game shows such as The $25,000 Pyramid.
- The "fadey screen" is a reference to several game shows that used small screens with slide projectors to display game elements. The one here appears to be styled after those seen on Press Your Luck.
- "Homestar Runner's Wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand" refers to a practice on some game shows of placing the manufacturer of the host's (and sometimes models') wardrobe at the end of the credits.
