Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar

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"You're so smart Marzipan"

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Cardboard Homestar, Strong Sad, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan (Easter egg)

Places: Marzipan's House, Marshmallow's Last Stand, The Field (with fence), Bubs' Concession Stand

Date: Tuesday, 7th August, 2007

Page title: Cut her some FLAX!

Running time: 1:48

Transcript

{Marzipan is sitting on her sofa holding a book called "Algonquin Stew".}

MARZIPAN: You know, Homestar, I disagree with what you said about the underlying theme of Chapter 8 in this book. It's really not about man's struggle with double-sided tape. It's a metaphor for the Mesopotamian social hierarchy during the bronze age.

{Shift view to see a cardboard cutout of Homestar wearing glasses. Marzipan supplies the cutout's voice, imitating Homestar's.}

CARDBOARD HOMESTAR: Seriously, Marzipan, how do you get so smart? Don't you see you are a smart?

MARZIPAN: Well thanks, Homestar. I guess I am kind of smart.

{Title screen: "Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar"} {Cut to a scene in Marshmallow's Last Stand}

MARZIPAN: Thank you, Homestar. This is so romantic.

CARDBOARD HOMESTAR: You are so smart, Marzipan.

{scene of Marzipan adding flaxseed oil to something in her kitchen.}

MARZIPAN: And I always like to add a drop of flaxseed oil. Gotta get those Omega-3s in!

CARDBOARD HOMESTAR: Marzipan, you're so smart.

{scene of Marzipan playing guitar and singing in the Field}

MARZIPAN: Marshmallows are fluffy; CARDBOARD HOMESTAR: You are so smart Marzipan.

{Marzipan is at Bubs' Concession Stand}

BUBS: There you go, Marzipan! My last batch of Organic Batter-Ees.

MARZIPAN: Thanks, Bubs!

CARDBOARD HOMESTAR: You shop so smart, Marzipan.

BUBS: Yeah. When is old Homestar gettin' back from vacation?


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