Quote of the Week

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The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner universe. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002. Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29th-November 11th quotes, the download option was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22nd quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produce some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.



Date Download Quote From
10/27/2005 download Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Quote of the Week exclusive
10/21/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad (singers): "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
10/20/2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease
10/06/2005 download (mirror) Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
09/29/2005 download (mirror) The Geddup Noise: The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
09/22/2005 download (mirror) Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty
09/15/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
09/08/2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
09/01/2005 download (mirror) 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
08/25/2005 download (mirror) Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." Malloween Commercial outtake
08/18/2005 download (mirror) Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
08/11/2005 download (mirror) Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
08/04/2005 download (mirror) Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
07/21/2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
07/07/2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
06/30/2005 download (mirror) Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
06/23/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
06/16/2005 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease
06/10/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We?
06/02/2005 download (mirror) Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins
05/12/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
04/28/2005 download (mirror) Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
04/21/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
04/14/2005 download (mirror) Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
03/31/2005 download (mirror) The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
03/25/2005 download (mirror) Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant
03/17/2005 download (mirror) The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
03/10/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
02/27/2005 download (mirror) Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
02/17/2005 download (mirror) Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins
02/10/2005 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
01/27/2005 download (mirror) Powered By The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
01/20/2005 download (mirror) Cheerleader: "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
01/14/2005 download (mirror) Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
12/30/2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
12/16/2004 download (mirror) Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
12/09/2004 download (mirror) Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake
12/02/2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
11/22/2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus
11/11/2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} montage
11/08/2004 download (mirror) Bubs: "Women can't drive!" Halloween Fairstival
10/18/2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
10/07/2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" the facts
09/30/2004 download (mirror) Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!" Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not." Homestar vs. Little Girl
09/23/2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." Outtake from haircut
09/19/2004 download (mirror) Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" Cheat Commandos
09/08/2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song Labor Dabor
09/02/2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" dangeresque 3
08/26/2004 download (mirror) Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
08/19/2004 download (mirror) Stinkoman: "Hey, Stickly Man, whaaaaat are you doing?" Under Construction
08/12/2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} theme park
08/05/2004 download (mirror) Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) Peasant's Quest
07/29/2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" crying
07/19/2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Worm: "Is a miracle." Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
06/29/2004 PC Mac (mirror) Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) Cheat Commandos
05/18/2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Cheat Commandos
05/03/2004 PC Mac (mirror) Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." lunch special
03/22/2004 download (mirror) Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" flashback easter egg
03/08/2004 download (mirror) Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
02/09/2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Here comes the Thnikkaman!" monument easter egg
02/02/2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" Malloween Commercial
01/12/2004 download (mirror) Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. video games
12/10/2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" caffeine
11/03/2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." 3 Times Halloween Funjob
09/29/2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" 2 years
09/08/2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" kids' book easter egg (DVD version)
09/01/2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." labor day blooper
08/28/2003 download (mirror) Bubs: "Shake it once, shake it twice, and gimme a little bit of shuga n' spice!" Bubs' character tape
08/25/2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." A play on Homestar's quote in impression
06/??/2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" privileges
03/17/2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." monster truck
01/28/2002 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." Where My Hat Is At?
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
Unknown download (mirror) The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" Where's The Cheat?
Unknown download (mirror) Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." The House that Gave Sucky Treats
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" The House that Gave Sucky Treats
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" Quote of the Week exclusive
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} Quote of the Week exclusive
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." Similiar to First Time Here?
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" Quote of the Week exclusive
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" vacation
Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" halloweener
Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." A Jumping Jack Contest
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." vacation outtake
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." Homestar Quiz
Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." Line from the original book
Unknown None The Wicked Guitar Solo personal favorites
Unknown None Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" Spin 'n' Say
Unknown None Strong Bad: "Matt Equals MATT!!" 50 emails

Fun Facts

  • If there is a problem finding the sound file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
Oh Haldo! This is my
funniest word style
ever times that I've
said! Hope all is on
to it even more
lately! And I wish the
chicken & msg place
was open on
Oh Hello! This is my
funniest word style
ever that I said! Hope
you're into it!
  • Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. However, although the sound bite was identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm"; the second it was "AAAaaaAAh'm".)
    • Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences also, (lower-case letters instead of caps) although this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
  • Bubs' quote "Check it out" was said 16 times.
  • When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened with the Geddup Noise's and Horrible Painting's quotes.

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