Rap Song

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This article is about the Powered by The Cheat toon. For the the short, see An Important Rap Song.
"I said accidentally featuring Peacey P!"

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The Cheat is working on a music video starring Coach Z and accidentally featuring Peacey P.

Cast (in order of appearance): Coach Z, Peacey P, Tenerence Love, The Cheat

Places: The Cheat's Computer Room

Date: Monday, November 12, 2007

Running Time: 2:40

Page Title: Crample-O Stow Records Present!



{Open to a close-up of a washing machine with clothes tumbling inside. The washing machine has the word "Warsh" on it, parodying Coach Z's accent. Zoom out to a view of Coach Z in a laundromat, standing next to the washing machines and a basket of clothes.}

COACH Z: Can I borrow some detergent from you, please?

{Peacey P comes over with a basket of clothes, mumbling incoherently.}

COACH Z: Hey, wait! Look, it's the rapping man, come to do his landry! I was supposed to ask, can you record {said as RECK-erd} on my new ablum?

PEACEY P: {mumbling}

COACH Z: I can understand well that's the yes! It is one-two go rap song!

{Cut to a close-up of a boombox, with a tape in it labeled "Mick's Tape". Hip-hop music starts playing. The credits appear:}

Coach Z and Peacey P featuring Peacey P/
featuring Tenerence Love/ feauring Peacey P
"Rap Song"
The Lyricbolical Coach Z
Crample-O Stow Records

COACH Z: Coach Z, R-A-P,
Accidentally featuring Peacey P.

PEACEY P: You biscuithead, you ain't featuring me!

COACH Z: I said accidentally featuring Peacey P!

I'm the lyricbolical Coach Z,
I like my ointments topical mostly,
And if you got the itchy toes than come see me,
I got a rap song featuring Peacey P!

PEACEY P: My name is P, comma, Peacey
I like to eat my bacon all greasy
I'm the best guest rapper in the music biz,
I ain't even know whose song this is!

COACH Z: It's mine! I thought I made that abundantly clear! Here comes the hook!

Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!

PEACEY P: Much money, mo' money, cash money, drop!

COACH Z: I'm the rhyme janitor wringing out my mop!

PEACEY P: Stop, fool, you're cramping my style!

COACH Z: I'll sprinkle wack MCs with my sawdust pile!

PEACEY P: Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads,
I'd like a piece of dry toast with two scrambled eggs!
Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisp,
A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits!

COACH Z: Oh, dag, that man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!

Yes, y'all, and we don't flake,

COACH Z: Here comes Tenerence Love with an R&B break!

TENERENCE LOVE: My name is Tenerence Love,
Plus my name is Tenerence Love,
Divided by my name is Tenerence Love,
Equals my name is Tenaaay-erence Love!
Remainder three!

Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!

Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,
Coach Z, Peacey P

{The music and cartoon stop. Zoom out to a view of Coach Z and The Cheat in front of The Cheat's computer.}

COACH Z: The Chort, that was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

COACH Z: Oh, your payment. How's about a nice slice of chin strap pizza? {holds up a pizza slice that has a chin strap on it}

{The Cheat sinks out of view, making sick-sounding The Cheat noises.}

Fun Facts


  • "Mick's Tape" is an intentional mispelling of "mixtape", an informally released hiphop album consisting of one or more MCs work, usually for promotional purposes.
  • "Itchy toes" refers to Athlete's foot, a fungal disease Coach Z implied he had in labor day.
  • R&B breaks are typical of hip hop songs.



  • Lyricbolical and Loadry are portmanteaus.
  • At first, the tape in the boombox reads, "Mick's Tape" which is switched to "Larry's" and then back to "Mick's".
  • This is the first Powered by The Cheat toon where Strong Bad does not make an appearance.


  • In the intro credits, "featuring" is misspelled once as "feauring".

Inside References

  • Tenerence Love was first mentioned in a Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 Easter egg as one of the guest stars on Peacey P's album Deliberance.
    • "Coach Z and Peacey P featuring Peacey P/featuring Tenerence Love/feauring Peacey P" is also a reference to Teen Girl Squad Issue 13, in which Peacey P is featured as a "guest star on [his] own album".
  • Coach Z paying The Cheat in chin strap pizza references when Strong Bad offered to buy The Cheat pizza after completing Everybody to the Limit.
  • "Wash" was previously spelled as "warsh" in original.
  • Coach Z's mention of a sawdust pile refers to Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene.

Real-World References

  • The blue backdrop in the "Itchy Tōz" scene is based on the backdrop used in the notorious commercials for HeadOn, a topical headache relief product.
  • BET is a cable station aimed at the African-American demographic, which frequently shows rap videos.
  • On the notepad where Peacey P's order is written, "crisp" is spelled as "crips"; the Crips are a large gang founded in Los Angeles. Several rap and hip-hop artists are affiliated with the Crips.
  • "The Lyricbolical Coach Z" is a reference to Biz Markie, whose best selling album "The Biz Never Sleeps", is sometimes mistakenly called "The Diobolical Biz Markie" due to the album art.
  • Peacey P places an order for food much like in the video "Fast Food Freestyle" on Youtube.
  • The green people dancing in the background may be a refrence to the "Win a iPhone" banner ADs.

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