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"I said accidentally featuring Peacey P!"

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The Cheat is working on a music video starring Coach Z and accidentally featuring Peacey P.

Cast (in order of appearance): Coach Z, Peacey P, Tenerence Love, The Cheat

Places: The Cheat's Computer Room

Date: Monday, November 12, 2007

Running Time: 2:40

Page Title: Crample-O Stow Records Present!



{Open to a close-up of a washing machine with clothes tumbling inside. The washing machine has the word "Warsh" on it. Zoom out to a view of Coach Z in a laundromat, standing next to the washing machines and a basket of clothes.}

COACH Z: {Powered by The Cheat voice} Can I borrow some detergent from you, please?

{Peacey P comes over in spinning 2-dimensional form with a basket of clothes, mumbling incoherently.}

COACH Z: Say, wait! Look, it's the rapping man, come to do his landry! I was supposed to ask, can you record {said as RECK-erd} on my new ablum?

PEACEY P: {mumbling while bouncing, his body bounces away to the right while his head floats where it is, then his body slowly slides back in line with his head.}

COACH Z: I can understand well that's the yes! Hit it one-two go rap song!

{Cut to a close-up of a boombox, with a tape in it labeled "Mick's Tape". Hip-hop music starts playing. The credits appear:}

Coach Z and Peacey P featuring Peacey P/
featuring Tenerence Love/ feauring Peacey P
"Rap Song"
The Lyricbolical Coach Z
Crample-O Stow Records

COACH Z: {rapping in normal voice} Coach Z, R-A-P,
Accidentally featuring Peacey P.

PEACEY P: {rapping in normal voice} You biscuithead, you ain't featurin' me!

COACH Z: I said accidentally featuring Peacey P!

I'm the lyricbolical Coach-Z,
I like my ointments topical most-ly,
And if you got the itchy toes, then come see me,
I got a rap song, featuring Peacey P!

PEACEY P: My name is P, comma, Peace-ay,
I likes to eat my bacon all grease-ay,
I'm the best guest rapper in the music biz,
I ain't even know whose song this is!

COACH Z: {speaking} It's mine! I thought I made that abundantly clear! Here comes the hook!

COACH Z AND PEACEY P: {rapping} R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,
Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!

PEACEY P: Much money, mo' money, cash money, drop!

COACH Z: I'm the rhyme janitor wringin' out my mop!

PEACEY P: Stop, fool, you're crampin' my style!

COACH Z: I'll sprinkle wack MCs with my sawdust pile!

PEACEY P: Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads,
I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit' two scrambled eggs!
Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisps,
A glass o' orange juice an' a bowl o' cheese grits!

COACH Z: {speaking} Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!

Yes, y'all, and we don't flake,

COACH Z: Here comes Tenerence Love with an R&B break!

TENERENCE LOVE: My name is Tenerence Love,
Plus my name is Tenerence Love,
Divided by my name is Tenerence Love,
Equals my name is Tenaaay-erence Love!
Remainder three!

Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,
Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!

TENERENCE LOVE: {singing backup} Tenerence Love is on a rap song...
...And I'll soon have a rap song...

COACH Z AND PEACEY P: {simultaneously, singing like they're dizzy} R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,
Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,
Coach Z, Peacey P.

{The music and cartoon stop. Zoom out to a view of Coach Z and The Cheat in front of The Cheat's computer.}

COACH Z: The Chort, that was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

COACH Z: Oh, your payment. How's about a nice slice of chin strap pizza? {holds up a pizza slice that has a chin strap on it}

{The Cheat sinks out of view turning a little green, making sick-sounding The Cheat noises.}

{Cut to the boombox again. The level readout display is shaped into the word "END"}

Fun Facts


  • "Mick's Tape" is an intentional misspelling of "mixtape", an informally released hiphop album consisting of one or more MCs' work, usually for promotional purposes.
  • "Itchy toes" refers to Athlete's foot, a fungal disease Coach Z implied he had in labor day.
  • R&B breaks, which involve soulfully sung lyrics rather than rap, are featured in many modern hip hop songs.
  • Topical means applied externally on the body. Most ointments have labels reading "for external use only".




  • In the intro credits, "featuring" is misspelled once as "feauring".
  • Peacey P's shirt logo is sometimes similar to a Mercedes-Benz logo, while at other times it resembles a peace sign.

Inside References

  • Tenerence Love was first mentioned in a Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 Easter egg as one of the guest stars on Peacey P's album Deliberance.
    • "Coach Z and Peacey P featuring Peacey P/featuring Tenerence Love/feauring Peacey P" is also a reference to Teen Girl Squad Issue 13, in which Peacey P is featured as a "guest star on [his] own album".
  • Coach Z paying The Cheat in chin strap pizza echoes Strong Bad offering to buy The Cheat a pizza after completing Everybody to the Limit.
  • "Wash" was previously spelled as "warsh" in original, and as "worsh" in 20X6 vs. 1936.
  • Coach Z's mention of a sawdust pile refers to Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene.
  • MiCK'S TAPE is another instance of lowercase i's.
  • Coach Z claims he likes his "ointments topical, mostly".
  • When The Cheat's computer is shown, one of the menu bar items is Style.
  • Eggs and bacon are featured.
  • The page title of this toon, and the name of the restaurant "Waffle-O Stow" refer to Peacey P's record company, Crample-O Stow Records, who released this song.
    • In addition, the appearance of the "Waffle-O Stow" in the toon is similar to a Waffle House.
  • The tattoo needle draws blood.
  • Tenerence Love wears and rides a donut.
  • Peacey P's saying of the word "cash money" may be a reference to the email lackey, where a sign on Bubs' Concession Stand states that Bubs accepts cash, money, and cash money.

Real-World References

  • The blue backdrop in the "Itchy Tōz" scene is based on the backdrop used in the notorious commercials for HeadOn, a topical headache relief product.
  • BET is a cable station aimed at the African-American demographic, which frequently shows rap videos.
  • On the notepad where Peacey P's order is written, "crisp" is spelled as "crips"; the Crips are a large gang founded in Los Angeles. Several rap and hip-hop artists are affiliated with the Crips.
  • The anthropomorphic fried egg which chases the bacon, and also appears (holding a pistol) in silhouette at the end of the video, is wearing a bandit mask, and closely resembles one of the enemy characters from the early '80s arcade game "BurgerTime".
  • The Lyricbolical Coach Z is a reference to Biz Markie, whose best selling album The Biz Never Sleeps is sometimes mistakenly called "The Diabolical Biz Markie" due to the album art.

See Also

  • The visuals that occur during the music video.

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