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Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.
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==Words from their context in the 125 Emails==
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# [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces?
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# [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
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# [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
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# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
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# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
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# [[depressio]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
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# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
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# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
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# [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife.
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# [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
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# [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished?
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# [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists
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# [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right?
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# [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer.
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# [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
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# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
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# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
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# [[stand-up]]: <font color=gray>'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:'''</font> Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
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# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
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# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
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# [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me.
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# [[sb_email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"?
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# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
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# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
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# [[super powers]]: <font color=gray>'''COACH Z:'''</font> Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight '''pants'''.
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# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
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# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
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# [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here!
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# [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!!
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# [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done.
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# [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch.
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# [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia.
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# [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad...
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# [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.'''
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# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
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# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...
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# [[dullard]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...
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# [[helium]]: <font color=gray>'''MARZIPAN:'''</font> I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
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# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONE<sup>itude</sup> is directly proportional to the Cold<sup>itude</sup> of the ONE.
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# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
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# [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do.
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# [[action figure]]: Oh man, Kyle. My '''action''' figure would have it all.
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# [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''.
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# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
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# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
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# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibbles....
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# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!
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# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
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# [[theme party]]: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your '''party'''.
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# [[50 emails]]: More '''like''', you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!
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# [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
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# [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''.
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# [[comic]]: That turned out pretty '''good'''!
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# [[morning routine]]:  Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.'''
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# [[cheat talk]]: Some '''town''' here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.
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# [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me.
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# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
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# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
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# [[marzipan]]: <font color=gray>'''MARZIPAN:'''</font> Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. <font color=gray>''{could be either "yeah"}''</font>
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# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
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# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
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# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
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# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? <font color=gray>''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''</font>
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# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
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# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
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# [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
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# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
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# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
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# [[personal favorites]]: <font color=gray>'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:'''</font> Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
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# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
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# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun. <font color=gray>''{could be either "double"}''</font>
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# [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
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# [[mascot]]: And they won the game. So I'm getting them '''real''' fruit smoothies.
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# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member! 
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# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
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# [[sibbie]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
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# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
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# [[anything]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
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# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
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# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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# [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
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# [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''.
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# [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
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# [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
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# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
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# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
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# [[mile]]: <font color=gray>'''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''</font> He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
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# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
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# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
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# [[colonization]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?
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# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
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# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
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# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
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# [[video games]]: <font color=gray>'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''</font> BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
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# [[the bet]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> '''Yep''', I'm cool.
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# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.
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# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
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# [[stupid stuff]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> No I'm '''always''' doing that.
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# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...
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# [[flashback]]: <font color=gray>'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''</font> '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
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# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
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# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
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# [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''".
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# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
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# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
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# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
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# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
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# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
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# [[crying]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:'''</font> '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
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# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
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# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.
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# [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing."
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# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
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# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
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# [[time capsule]]: <font color=gray>'''STINKOMAN:'''</font> It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
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# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
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# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
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# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
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# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!
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# [[radio]]: <font color=gray>'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</font> Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... <font color=gray>'''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''</font> Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' <font color=gray>'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</font> Wait for it &mdash; wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
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# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
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# [[dreamail]]: <font color=gray>'''FEMALE LAPPY:'''</font> Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
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# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
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# [[secret recipes]]: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like,''' exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
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# [[rock opera]]: <font color=gray>'''ALL:'''</font> '''SBEMAIL!!'''
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== Complete Lyrics ==
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Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:
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<blockquote>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.<br />
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Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.<br />
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Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.<br />
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Ummm... Double pants.<br />
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Awesome, awesome fancy danish.<br />
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Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.<br />
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Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?<br />
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Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.<br />
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Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.<br />
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Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.<br />
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Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!<br />
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Wha-ho! Problematic.<br />
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Solid jumble!<br />
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Crazy beans double the real gold!<br />
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Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh!<br />
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Dynomite afterparty!<br />
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Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.<br />
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Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho!<br />
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Definitely, definitely baby.<br />
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Yep, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.<br />
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Experience dance tonight! Unh!<br />
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Oooh! I'm pleasant.<br />
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Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!<br />
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Tonight equals dancing, yeah!<br />
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Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!</blockquote>
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