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# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."  
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."  
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# [[depressio]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
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# [[depressio]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG SAD:'''</span> Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
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# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
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# [[stand-up]]: <font color=gray>'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:'''</font> Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
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# [[stand-up]]: <span style="color:gray">'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:'''</span> Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
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# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
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# [[super powers]]: <font color=gray>'''COACH Z:'''</font> Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight '''pants'''.
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# [[super powers]]: <span style="color:gray">'''COACH Z:'''</span> Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight '''pants'''.
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
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# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...  
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...  
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# [[dullard]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...  
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# [[dullard]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...  
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# [[helium]]: <font color=gray>'''MARZIPAN:'''</font> I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
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# [[helium]]: <span style="color:gray">'''MARZIPAN:'''</span> I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONE<sup>itude</sup> is directly proportional to the Cold<sup>itude</sup> of the ONE.
# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONE<sup>itude</sup> is directly proportional to the Cold<sup>itude</sup> of the ONE.
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
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# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
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# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibbles....
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# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibblies....
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!  
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!  
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
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# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
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# [[marzipan]]: <font color=gray>'''MARZIPAN:'''</font> Oh yeah, oh '''yeah''', and I really don't like him at all. <font color=gray>''{although the first one might be included}''</font>
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# [[marzipan]]: <span style="color:gray">'''MARZIPAN:'''</span> Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. <span style="color:gray">''{could be either "yeah"}''</span>
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
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# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? <font color=gray>''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''</font>
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# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? <span style="color:gray">''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''</span>
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
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# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
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# [[personal favorites]]: <font color=gray>'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:'''</font> Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
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# [[personal favorites]]: <span style="color:gray">'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:'''</span> Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun.
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun.
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# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member!   
# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member!   
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
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# [[sibbie]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
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# [[sibbie]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG SAD:'''</span> I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
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# [[anything]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
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# [[anything]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
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# [[mile]]: <font color=gray>'''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''</font> He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
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# [[mile]]: <span style="color:gray">'''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''</span> He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
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# [[colonization]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG SAD:'''</font> '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?  
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# [[colonization]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG SAD:'''</span> '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?  
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
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# [[video games]]: <font color=gray>'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''</font> BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
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# [[video games]]: <span style="color:gray">'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''</span> BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
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# [[the bet]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> '''Yup''', I'm cool.  
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# [[the bet]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> '''Yup''', I'm cool.  
# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.
# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
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# [[stupid stuff]]: <font color=gray>'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</font> No I'm '''always''' doing that.  
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# [[stupid stuff]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> No I'm '''always''' doing that.  
# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...
# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...
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# [[flashback]]: <font color=gray>'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''</font> '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
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# [[flashback]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''</span> '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
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# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
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# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
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# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, and feeling all right.
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
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# [[crying]]: <font color=gray>'''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:'''</font> '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
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# [[crying]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:'''</span> '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.  
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.  
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# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
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# [[time capsule]]: <font color=gray>'''STINKOMAN:'''</font> It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
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# [[time capsule]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STINKOMAN:'''</span> It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!  
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!  
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# [[radio]]: <font color=gray>'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</font> Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... <font color=gray>'''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''</font> Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' <font color=gray>'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</font> Wait for it &mdash; wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
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# [[radio]]: <span style="color:gray">'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</span> Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... <span style="color:gray">'''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''</span> Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' <span style="color:gray">'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</span> Wait for it &mdash; wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
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# [[dreamail]]: <font color=gray>'''FEMALE LAPPY:'''</font> Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
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# [[dreamail]]: <span style="color:gray">'''FEMALE LAPPY:'''</span> Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
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# [[secret recipes]]: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like''', exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
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# [[secret recipes]]: Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like''', exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
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# [[rock opera]]: <font color=gray>'''ALL:'''</font> '''SBEMAIL!!'''
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# [[rock opera]]: <span style="color:gray">'''ALL:'''</span> '''SBEMAIL!!'''
== Complete Lyrics ==
== Complete Lyrics ==

Current revision as of 05:36, 30 January 2018

Below is the context of each of the words of Strong Bad's rock opera. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.

Contents

[edit] Words from their context in the 125 Emails

  1. some kinda robot: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces?
  2. homsar: Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
  3. butt IQ: Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
  4. homestar hair: I mean, how come you people never play my game, man?
  5. making out: And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
  6. depressio: STRONG SAD: Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a hundred dollars...
  7. halloweener: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.
  8. brianrietta: Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad.
  9. i love you: Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife.
  10. trevor the vampire: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
  11. i rule: What, you wanna get banished?
  12. credit card: John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
  13. i she be: A guy's gotta have some standards right?
  14. duck pond: But I do have a pretty sweet duck pond simulator for my computer.
  15. the basics: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
  16. band names: You know like... "LAZOR", or "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
  17. studying: I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
  18. stand-up: LITTLE STRONG BAD: Is it cardboard or is it pizza?
  19. tape-leg: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- OH, there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
  20. spring cleaning: Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
  21. cartoon: Umm... so this is another part where it's just me.
  22. sb_email 22: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Nevermind the Bullocks"?
  23. little animal: Um, I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
  24. the bird: Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!
  25. super powers: COACH Z: Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants.
  26. CGNU: Do you want to be more awesome?
  27. 3 Wishes: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked awesome.
  28. 1 step ahead: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here!
  29. superhero name: STINY! GET ME A DANISH!!
  30. 12:00: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a professional to get the job done.
  31. sugarbob: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch.
  32. flag day: I bet you have a totally awesome flag for Strong Badia.
  33. gimmicks: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! Diggity Dear Strong Bad...
  34. weird dream: The United States in tight, white-brand underdrawers.
  35. sisters: Ohh, there's two of them!
  36. guitar: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
  37. dullard: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... Cool...
  38. helium: MARZIPAN: I don't know if that's entirely healthy.
  39. property of ones: I call it "The Property of Ones." It goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE.
  40. vacation: Oh, vacation, eh?
  41. invisibility: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do.
  42. action figure: Oh man, Kyle. My action figure would have it all.
  43. little questions: Every age I have seen out as a baby.
  44. lures & jigs: Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
  45. techno: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that went like...
  46. your friends: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The jibblie jibblies....
  47. new hands: Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
  48. ghosts: Oh! Uh...my old computer!
  49. theme party: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your party.
  50. 50 emails: More like, you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!
  51. website: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
  52. island: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... great.
  53. comic: That turned out pretty good!
  54. morning routine: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.
  55. cheat talk: Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.
  56. current status: Strong Bad with the ladies - Current Status: They all still want me.
  57. japanese cartoon: Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
  58. dragon: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
  59. marzipan: MARZIPAN: Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. {could be either "yeah"}
  60. huttah!: That coulda been... awkward.
  61. monster truck: Aww...that's very sweet.
  62. interview: 'Twas the pride of the peaches, huh?
  63. fingers: Yo Strong Bad. What's crackin? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? {It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}
  64. english paper: We just need to apply a little double-space action...
  65. unused emails: Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
  66. the show: Oh. Problematic. You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
  67. autobiography: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!
  68. caper: No, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!
  69. personal favorites: GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts.
  70. big white face: I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
  71. 2 emails: Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun.
  72. crazy cartoon: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
  73. mascot: And they won the game. So I'm getting them real fruit smoothies.
  74. privileges: You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!
  75. funny: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP!
  76. sibbie: STRONG SAD: I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the Internet.
  77. suntan: They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
  78. anything: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Have you ever made anything out of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
  79. the process: Yeah, that's never happened either.
  80. stunt double: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
  81. date: Dynomite! Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
  82. impression: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty.
  83. labor day: Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
  84. kids' book: Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
  85. 2 years: And we will also have developed a world-class hole.
  86. no loafing: And as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
  87. mile: POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD: He can be the Grand Marshall.
  88. couch patch: Ooh, my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
  89. local news: Oh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
  90. colonization: STRONG SAD: Ewwww! Ketchup on eggs?!?
  91. caffeine: Oh-ho-ho-ho! (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
  92. kind of cool: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is definitely a cool, cool guy.
  93. army: This definitely merits some further reconnaissance.
  94. video games: VECTOR STRONG BAD: BACK OFF BABY!
  95. the bet: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yup, I'm cool.
  96. lackey: Most of the emails I get are ADs.
  97. monument: That totally looks like my right foot.
  98. stupid stuff: HOMESTAR RUNNER: No I'm always doing that.
  99. different town: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball...
  100. flashback: STORYBOOK STRONG BAD: Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!
  101. car: Now you're singing the theme from "Night Court"?
  102. lunch special: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name backwards - minus the first b.
  103. haircut: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".
  104. theme park: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
  105. replacement: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!
  106. dangeresque 3: Today is all right for tonight... Riding in a Corvette, and feeling all right.
  107. cheatday: Now, get upstairs - unh! And fix me some breakfast.
  108. pom pom: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? Ooh! I'll be blindfolded!
  109. crying: STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER: I'm gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
  110. for kids: So, you can see how that might be less than pleasant.
  111. other days: You gots to look inside yourself! Positate the negative.
  112. old comics: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied Without Dancing."
  113. pizzaz: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your pizzaz?
  114. the facts: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
  115. time capsule: STINKOMAN: It tastes like a #1 jam!
  116. extra plug: Whoa! Check out those lights! They're flashing!
  117. montage: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
  118. virus: Computer over? Virus equals very yes?
  119. animal: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and dancing!
  120. radio: MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD: Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... CANNED AUDIENCE: Right! Ha ha! Yeah! MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD: Wait for it — wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
  121. part-time job: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.
  122. dreamail: FEMALE LAPPY: Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.
  123. origins: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
  124. secret recipes: Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
  125. rock opera: ALL: SBEMAIL!!

[edit] Complete Lyrics

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Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.
Ummm... Double pants.
Awesome, awesome fancy danish.
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.
Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!
Wha-ho! Problematic.
Solid jumble!
Crazy beans double the real gold!
Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh!
Dynomite afterparty!
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.
Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Definitely, definitely baby.
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.
Experience dance tonight! Unh!
Oooh! I'm pleasant.
Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!
Tonight equals dancing, yeah!
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!
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