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Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise. | Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise. | ||
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| + | ==Words from their context in the 125 Emails== | ||
| + | # [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces? | ||
| + | # [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. | ||
| + | # [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great. | ||
| + | # [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man? | ||
| + | # [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." | ||
| + | # [[depressio]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG SAD:'''</span> Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars... | ||
| + | # [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.''' | ||
| + | # [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad. | ||
| + | # [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife. | ||
| + | # [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories. | ||
| + | # [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished? | ||
| + | # [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists | ||
| + | # [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right? | ||
| + | # [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer. | ||
| + | # [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck. | ||
| + | # [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN". | ||
| + | # [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base. | ||
| + | # [[stand-up]]: <span style="color:gray">'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:'''</span> Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''? | ||
| + | # [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe! | ||
| + | # [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', what a good question! Let me think about how I should answer that{{--}}DELETED! | ||
| + | # [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me. | ||
| + | # [[sb_email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"? | ||
| + | # [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment! | ||
| + | # [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce! | ||
| + | # [[super powers]]: <span style="color:gray">'''COACH Z:'''</span> Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight '''pants'''. | ||
| + | # [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''? | ||
| + | # [[3 wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''. | ||
| + | # [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here! | ||
| + | # [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!! | ||
| + | # [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done. | ||
| + | # [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch. | ||
| + | # [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia. | ||
| + | # [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad... | ||
| + | # [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.''' | ||
| + | # [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them! | ||
| + | # [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''... | ||
| + | # [[dullard]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''... | ||
| + | # [[helium]]: <span style="color:gray">'''MARZIPAN:'''</span> I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.''' | ||
| + | # [[property of ones]]: But where I come from, it's cuh-hold '''ones'''. | ||
| + | # [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''? | ||
| + | # [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do. | ||
| + | # [[action figure]]: Basically all it has is...smells-like-peanut '''action'''. I'm lookin' for some licensees. | ||
| + | # [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''. | ||
| + | # [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man. | ||
| + | # [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like... | ||
| + | # [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibblies.... | ||
| + | # [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it! | ||
| + | # [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer! | ||
| + | # [[theme party]]: But I do have a pretty good idea for the theme. I think you guys should throw a "frat '''party'''." | ||
| + | # [[50 emails]]: Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, '''like''' the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? | ||
| + | # [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: | ||
| + | # [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''. | ||
| + | # [[comic]]: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You looking so '''good'''. | ||
| + | # [[morning routine]]: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.''' | ||
| + | # [[cheat talk]]: Whoa. The entire '''town''' of Cory, North Dakota, decided to email me. That was nice of them. | ||
| + | # [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me. | ||
| + | # [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler. | ||
| + | # [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows. | ||
| + | # [[marzipan]]: <span style="color:gray">'''MARZIPAN:'''</span> Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. <span style="color:gray">''{could be either "yeah"}''</span> | ||
| + | # [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''. | ||
| + | # [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''. | ||
| + | # [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh? | ||
| + | # [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? <span style="color:gray">''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''</span> | ||
| + | # [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''... | ||
| + | # [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? | ||
| + | # [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash. | ||
| + | # [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email! | ||
| + | # [[caper]]: I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s! | ||
| + | # [[personal favorites]]: <span style="color:gray">'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:'''</span> Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts. | ||
| + | # [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it. | ||
| + | # [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun. | ||
| + | # [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter. | ||
| + | # [[mascot]]: I promised the team I'd get them '''real''' fruit smoothies if they won the game. | ||
| + | # [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member! | ||
| + | # [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP! | ||
| + | # [[sibbie]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG SAD:'''</span> I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''. | ||
| + | # [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me. | ||
| + | # [[anything]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL? | ||
| + | # [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either. | ||
| + | # [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. | ||
| + | # [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in. | ||
| + | # [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''. | ||
| + | # [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email. | ||
| + | # [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested. | ||
| + | # [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole. | ||
| + | # [[no loafing]]: Excellent! That-a way, boys! Chins up! Tifle down! '''And''' so on... | ||
| + | # [[mile]]: <span style="color:gray">'''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:'''</span> He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall. | ||
| + | # [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story. | ||
| + | # [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag. | ||
| + | # [[colonization]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG SAD:'''</span> '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!? | ||
| + | # [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro. | ||
| + | # [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy. | ||
| + | # [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance. | ||
| + | # [[video games]]: <span style="color:gray">'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:'''</span> BACK OFF '''BABY!''' | ||
| + | # [[the bet]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> '''Yup''', I'm cool. | ||
| + | # [[lackey]]: '''I''' suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe. | ||
| + | # [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot. | ||
| + | # [[stupid stuff]]: <span style="color:gray">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''</span> No I'm '''always''' doing that. | ||
| + | # [[different town]]: We got that recessed lighting, y'know. Yup, everything '''look'''s great. | ||
| + | # [[flashback]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:'''</span> '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat! | ||
| + | # [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"? | ||
| + | # [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b. | ||
| + | # [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''". | ||
| + | # [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride. | ||
| + | # [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST! | ||
| + | # [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, and feeling all right. | ||
| + | # [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast. | ||
| + | # [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded! | ||
| + | # [[crying]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:'''</span> '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own! | ||
| + | # [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''. | ||
| + | # [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative. | ||
| + | # [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing." | ||
| + | # [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''? | ||
| + | # [[the facts]]: '''And''' finally, Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!? | ||
| + | # [[time capsule]]: <span style="color:gray">'''STINKOMAN:'''</span> It tastes like a #1 '''jam!''' | ||
| + | # [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing! | ||
| + | # [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo. | ||
| + | # [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes? | ||
| + | # [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''! | ||
| + | # [[radio]]: <span style="color:gray">'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</span> Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... <span style="color:gray">'''CANNED AUDIENCE:'''</span> Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' <span style="color:gray">'''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:'''</span> Wait for it {{--}} wait for it... and it made quite a dish. | ||
| + | # [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker. | ||
| + | # [[dreamail]]: <span style="color:gray">'''FEMALE LAPPY:'''</span> Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons. | ||
| + | # [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing? | ||
| + | # [[secret recipes]]: Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like''', exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions... | ||
| + | # [[rock opera]]: <span style="color:gray">'''ALL:'''</span> '''SBEMAIL!!''' | ||
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Here are the full lyrics without any annotation: | Here are the full lyrics without any annotation: | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.<br /> |
| - | Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza. | + | Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.<br /> |
| - | Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. | + | Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.<br /> |
| - | Ummm... Double pants. | + | Ummm... Double pants.<br /> |
| - | Awesome, awesome fancy danish. | + | Awesome, awesome fancy danish.<br /> |
| - | Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. | + | Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.<br /> |
| - | Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh? | + | Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?<br /> |
| - | Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. | + | Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.<br /> |
| - | + | Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.<br /> | |
| - | Down town ladies get consummate, yeah. | + | Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.<br /> |
| - | Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! | + | Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!<br /> |
| - | Wha-ho! | + | Wha-ho! Problematic.<br /> |
| - | Solid jumble! | + | Solid jumble!<br /> |
| - | Crazy beans double the real gold! | + | Crazy beans double the real gold!<br /> |
| - | Computer internet bulging out. | + | Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh!<br /> |
| - | Dynomite afterparty! | + | Dynomite afterparty!<br /> |
| - | Like, fangoriously world-class and grand. | + | Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.<br /> |
| - | Ooooh! Oh! | + | Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho!<br /> |
| - | Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. | + | Definitely, definitely baby.<br /> |
| - | Experience dance tonight! | + | Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.<br /> |
| - | Oooh! | + | Experience dance tonight! Unh!<br /> |
| - | Positate without pizzaz and jam!! | + | Oooh! I'm pleasant.<br /> |
| - | Tonight equals dancing, yeah! | + | Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!<br /> |
| - | Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!! | + | Tonight equals dancing, yeah!<br /> |
| - | </ | + | Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!</blockquote> |
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| + | == See Also == | ||
| + | *[[Rock Opera Visuals]] | ||
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| + | [[Category: Strong Bad Email]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Songs]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Lists]] | ||
Current revision as of 18:46, 2 October 2023
Below is the context of each of the words of Strong Bad's rock opera. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.
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[edit] Words from their context in the 125 Emails
- some kinda robot: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces?
- homsar: Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
- butt IQ: Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
- homestar hair: I mean, how come you people never play my game, man?
- making out: And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
- depressio: STRONG SAD: Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a hundred dollars...
- halloweener: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.
- brianrietta: Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad.
- i love you: Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife.
- trevor the vampire: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
- i rule: What, you wanna get banished?
- credit card: John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
- i she be: A guy's gotta have some standards right?
- duck pond: But I do have a pretty sweet duck pond simulator for my computer.
- the basics: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
- band names: You know like... "LAZOR", or "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
- studying: I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
- stand-up: LITTLE STRONG BAD: Is it cardboard or is it pizza?
- tape-leg: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- OH, there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
- spring cleaning: Oh, what a good question! Let me think about how I should answer that—DELETED!
- cartoon: Umm... so this is another part where it's just me.
- sb_email 22: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Nevermind the Bullocks"?
- little animal: Um, I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
- the bird: Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!
- super powers: COACH Z: Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants.
- CGNU: Do you want to be more awesome?
- 3 wishes: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked awesome.
- 1 step ahead: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here!
- superhero name: STINY! GET ME A DANISH!!
- 12:00: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a professional to get the job done.
- sugarbob: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch.
- flag day: I bet you have a totally awesome flag for Strong Badia.
- gimmicks: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! Diggity Dear Strong Bad...
- weird dream: The United States in tight, white-brand underdrawers.
- sisters: Ohh, there's two of them!
- guitar: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
- dullard: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... Cool...
- helium: MARZIPAN: I don't know if that's entirely healthy.
- property of ones: But where I come from, it's cuh-hold ones.
- vacation: Oh, vacation, eh?
- invisibility: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do.
- action figure: Basically all it has is...smells-like-peanut action. I'm lookin' for some licensees.
- little questions: Every age I have seen out as a baby.
- lures & jigs: Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
- techno: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that went like...
- your friends: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The jibblie jibblies....
- new hands: Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
- ghosts: Oh! Uh...my old computer!
- theme party: But I do have a pretty good idea for the theme. I think you guys should throw a "frat party."
- 50 emails: Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg?
- website: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
- island: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... great.
- comic: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You looking so good.
- morning routine: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.
- cheat talk: Whoa. The entire town of Cory, North Dakota, decided to email me. That was nice of them.
- current status: Strong Bad with the ladies - Current Status: They all still want me.
- japanese cartoon: Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
- dragon: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
- marzipan: MARZIPAN: Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. {could be either "yeah"}
- huttah!: That coulda been... awkward.
- monster truck: Aww...that's very sweet.
- interview: 'Twas the pride of the peaches, huh?
- fingers: Yo Strong Bad. What's crackin? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? {It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}
- english paper: We just need to apply a little double-space action...
- unused emails: Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
- the show: Oh. Problematic. You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
- autobiography: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!
- caper: I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!
- personal favorites: GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts.
- big white face: I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
- 2 emails: Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun.
- crazy cartoon: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
- mascot: I promised the team I'd get them real fruit smoothies if they won the game.
- privileges: You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!
- funny: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP!
- sibbie: STRONG SAD: I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the Internet.
- suntan: They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
- anything: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Have you ever made anything out of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
- the process: Yeah, that's never happened either.
- stunt double: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
- date: Dynomite! Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
- impression: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty.
- labor day: Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
- kids' book: Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
- 2 years: And we will also have developed a world-class hole.
- no loafing: Excellent! That-a way, boys! Chins up! Tifle down! And so on...
- mile: POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD: He can be the Grand Marshall.
- couch patch: Ooh, my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
- local news: Oh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
- colonization: STRONG SAD: Ewwww! Ketchup on eggs?!?
- caffeine: Oh-ho-ho-ho! (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
- kind of cool: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is definitely a cool, cool guy.
- army: This definitely merits some further reconnaissance.
- video games: VECTOR STRONG BAD: BACK OFF BABY!
- the bet: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yup, I'm cool.
- lackey: I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.
- monument: That totally looks like my right foot.
- stupid stuff: HOMESTAR RUNNER: No I'm always doing that.
- different town: We got that recessed lighting, y'know. Yup, everything looks great.
- flashback: STORYBOOK STRONG BAD: Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!
- car: Now you're singing the theme from "Night Court"?
- lunch special: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name backwards - minus the first b.
- haircut: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".
- theme park: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
- replacement: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!
- dangeresque 3: Today is all right for tonight... Riding in a Corvette, and feeling all right.
- cheatday: Now, get upstairs - unh! And fix me some breakfast.
- pom pom: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? Ooh! I'll be blindfolded!
- crying: STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER: I'm gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
- for kids: So, you can see how that might be less than pleasant.
- other days: You gots to look inside yourself! Positate the negative.
- old comics: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied Without Dancing."
- pizzaz: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your pizzaz?
- the facts: And finally, Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?
- time capsule: STINKOMAN: It tastes like a #1 jam!
- extra plug: Whoa! Check out those lights! They're flashing!
- montage: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
- virus: Computer over? Virus equals very yes?
- animal: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and dancing!
- radio: MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD: Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... CANNED AUDIENCE: Right! Ha ha! Yeah! MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD: Wait for it — wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
- part-time job: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.
- dreamail: FEMALE LAPPY: Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.
- origins: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
- secret recipes: Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
- rock opera: ALL: SBEMAIL!!
[edit] Complete Lyrics
Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:
Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.
Ummm... Double pants.
Awesome, awesome fancy danish.
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.
Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!
Wha-ho! Problematic.
Solid jumble!
Crazy beans double the real gold!
Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh!
Dynomite afterparty!
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.
Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Definitely, definitely baby.
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.
Experience dance tonight! Unh!
Oooh! I'm pleasant.
Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!
Tonight equals dancing, yeah!
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!
