Rock Opera Context

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Below is the context of each of the words of Strong Bad's rock opera. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.

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Words from their context in the 125 E-mails

  • 1. some kinda robot: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces?
  • 2. homsar: Okay, so until next time keep sending me your questions
  • 3. butt IQ: Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
  • 4. homestar hair: I mean, how come you people never play my game, man?
  • 5. making out: And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
  • 6. depressio: STRONG SAD: Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a hundred dollars...
  • 7. halloweener: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.
  • 8. brianrietta: Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad
  • 9. i love you: Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife.
  • 10. trevor the vampire: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor
  • 11. i rule: What, you wanna get banished?
  • 12. credit card: John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
  • 13. i she be: A guy's gotta have some standards right?
  • 14. duck pond: But I do have a pretty sweet duck pond simulator for my computer.
  • 15. the basics: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks"...
  • 16. band names: You know like... "LAZOR", or "BIGG NIFE"
  • 17. studying: I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
  • 18. stand-up: LITTLE STRONG BAD: Is it cardboard or is it pizza?
  • 19. tape-leg: ...what's that on- OH, there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
  • 20. spring cleaning: Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-
  • 21. cartoon: Umm... so this is another part where it's just me
  • 22. sb_email 22: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Nevermind the Bullocks"?
  • 23. little animal: Ummmm... {right before kicking The Cheat}
  • 24. the bird: Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!
  • 25. super powers: COACH Z: Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants.
  • 26. CGNU: Do you want to be more awesome?
  • 27. 3 Wishes:
  • 28. 1 step ahead: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here!
  • 29. superhero name: STINY! GET ME A DANISH!!
  • 30. 12:00: So I called in a professional to get the job done.
  • 31. sugarbob: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch.
  • 32. flag day: I bet you have a totally awesome flag for Strong Badia.
  • 33. gimmicks: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! Diggity Dear Strong Bad...
  • 34. weird dream: The United States in tight, white-brand underdrawers.
  • 35. sisters: Ohh, there's two of them!
  • 36. guitar: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
  • 37. dullard: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... Cool...
  • 38. helium: MARZIPAN: I don't know if that's entirely healthy.
  • 39. property of ones:
  • 40. vacation: Oh, vacation, eh?
  • 41. invisibility: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do.
  • 42. action figure:
  • 43. little questions: Every age I have seen out as a baby.
  • 44. lures & jigs:
  • 45. techno: I heard a techno song one time that went like...
  • 46. your friends: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The jibblie jibbles....
  • 47. new hands: Ooh! Ooh! I got it! {could be either Ooh}
  • 48. ghosts:
  • 49. theme party:
  • 50. 50 emails:
  • 51. website: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant
  • 52. island: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... great.
  • 53. comic: That turned out pretty good!
  • 54. morning routine:
  • 55. cheat talk:
  • 56. current status:
  • 57. japanese cartoon: Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny...
  • 58. dragon: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
  • 59. marzipan: MARZIPAN: Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. {could be either "yeah"}
  • 61. monster truck: Aww...that's very sweet.
  • 62. interview: 'Twas the pride of the peaches, huh?
  • 63. fingers: Yo Strong Bad. What's crackin?
  • 64. english paper:
  • 65. unused emails: Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
  • 66. the show: Oh. Problematic. You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
  • 67. autobiography: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!
  • 68. caper: For screwing up the jumble caper, uh!
  • 69. personal favorites: GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts.
  • 70. big white face:
  • 71. 2 emails: Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun. {could be either "double"}
  • 72. crazy cartoon:
  • 73. mascot:
  • 74. privileges: You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!
  • 75. funny:
  • 76. sibbie: STRONG SAD: Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.
  • 77. suntan: They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
  • 78. anything:
  • 79. the process: Yeah, that's never happened either.
  • 80. stunt double: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
  • 81. date: Dynomite! Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
  • 82. impression: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty.
  • 83. labor day:
  • 84. kids' book: Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
  • 85. 2 years: And we will also have developed a world-class hole.
  • 86. no loafing:
  • 87. mile: POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: He can be the Grand Marshall.
  • 88. couch patch: Ooh, my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
  • 89. local news: Ohhhhhhh If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS"...
  • 90. colonization: STRONG SAD: Ewwww! Ketchup on eggs?!?
  • 91. caffeine: Oh-ho-ho-ho! (devilish laugh!)
  • 92. kind of cool: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is definitely a cool, cool guy.
  • 93. army: This definitely merits some further reconnaissance.
  • 94. video games: VECTOR STRONG BAD: BACK OFF BABY!
  • 95. the bet: HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yep, I'm cool.
  • 96. lackey:
  • 97. monument: That totally looks like my right foot.
  • 98. stupid stuff: HOMESTAR RUNNER: No I'm always doing that.
  • 99. different town: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball...
  • 100. flashback: Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!
  • 101. car: Now you're singing the theme from "Night Court"?
  • 102. lunch special:
  • 103. haircut: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".
  • 104. theme park:
  • 105. replacement:
  • 106. dangeresque 3: Today is all right for tonight... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
  • 107. cheatday: Now, get upstairs - unh! And fix me some breakfast.
  • 108. pom pom: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? Ooh! I'll be blindfolded!
  • 109. crying: I'm gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
  • 110. for kids: So, you can see how that might be less than pleasant.
  • 111. other days: You gots to look inside yourself! Positate the negative.
  • 112. old comics: ...West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied Without Dancing."
  • 113. pizzaz:
  • 114. the facts:
  • 115. time capsule: STINKOMAN: It tastes like a #1 jam!
  • 116. extra plug:
  • 117. montage: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
  • 118. virus: Computer over? Virus equals very yes?
  • 119. animal:
  • 120. radio: STRONG SAD: Oh, yeah! What's the phrase that pays that plays for days?
  • 121. part-time job: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.
  • 122. dreamail: FEMALE LAPPY: Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.
  • 123. origins:
  • 124. secret recipes: It's like, even when we win, he wins.
  • 125. rock opera: ALL: SBEMAIL!!

Unbroken Lyrics

Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture.
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.
Ummm... Double pants.
Awesome, awesome fancy danish.
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh?
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.
Ooooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah.
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!
Wha-ho!  Problematic.
Solid jumble!
Crazy beans double the real gold!
Computer internet bulging out.  Yeah, oh!
Dynomite afterparty!
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.
Ooooh! Oh!  Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho!  Definitely, definitely baby.
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal.
Experience dance tonight!  Unh!
Oooh!  I'm pleasant.
Positate without pizzaz and jam!!  Whoa!
Tonight equals dancing, yeah!
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!
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