SBCG4AP Collector's DVD

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The Strong Bad Collector's DVD was released by Telltale Games on July 2nd, 2009. It includes five PC-compatible episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, the documentary Behind the Bad, footage from PAX 2008, and Easter eggs. Early orders of the DVD include a Strong Bad button.

Intro

{Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People logo is seen on black background, while musical fanfare plays. A white square opens at the top of the screen and Strong Bad drops down.}

STRONG BAD: {close up of Strong Bad} Woo, I've always wanted to be part of a DVD interface.

{Shifts to the main menu, with a silhouette of Strong Bad can be seen.}

STRONG BAD: This is gonna hurt! EEGAHHHH!!! {Strong Bad jumps through the menu and then converts first to Dating Sim version, then Atari Strong Bad, then a white square, that floats to the menu.} plonk.

Menus

• Menus are done in the style of the Atari 2600.
• Random music from the different mini-games will appear on each menu.
• If you wait on any menu, it will sometimes appear to glitch, with random characters on the screen. Other times, a picture of Marshie in ASCII art will flash on the screen, followed by a screen filled with "All work and no play make Marshie a dull boy."

MARSHIE: You can't control me!

• Strong Bad makes a random noise whenever anything is selected.

Trailers

• Yellow background, with a picture of Atari Strong Bad watching a TV screen.

Behind The Bad

• A rear view of Atari Strong Bad on a blue background.

Shorts

• Atari Strong Bad, Atari Homestar Runner, and Atari The Cheat standing on a green background.

DVD Credits

Homestar reveals the secret cheat codes to unlock himself in SBCG4AP. Strong Bad disapproves.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Places: Dark Room

Transcript

{Cut to a dark room. Homestar slowly walks up to the front of the room. Once there, he looks around. Music plays}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: At long last, I, Strong Bad—excuse me—I, Homestar Runner, will reveal the super-secret never-ending cheat code to unlock yours truly as a playable character. Ahem. First, go to the track wearing the old-timey mustache, then challenge Marzipan to a fight, which you lose. Then, pour ketchup on Marzipan's welcome mat while shouting: "All hail the King of Town, whose reign will—" Then, suddenly, before you can finish your sentence, the S is for Sucks dragon comes outta nowhere and eats up New York while dancin' with The Stick! {credits come down} The Stick uses the pudding to eat 1-Up, and that makes someone do a cartwheel for a mile. But that makes someone asplode into a million little pieces, which upsets Oprah, and then she poops on Strong Mad, making him—

{Strong Bad comes in}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, what are you doing? Don't encourage those forum trolls! If we give those losers even the slightest bit of recognition they'll start— {a section of the credits called "Forum Crew" goes by} Hey, what are they doing!?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, that guy, and oh, that girl. A rare treat.

STRONG BAD: Aw, that guy?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I like that guy, he wants me to get my own game. That guy one time asked me to do a dance.

STRONG BAD: Oh, that guy—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dances} Doo doo doo a dooba doo—

STRONG BAD: Troll...trakalankal I call him.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, and you. For the last time, Homsar and I are not related.

STRONG BAD: Oh, I hate that guy's signature.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That guy owes me 5 bucks. That guy's girlfrie—

STRONG BAD: Ugh, never mind. I'm gonna get outta here before they start nitpicking me to death.

{Homestar dances and then slowly fades out. The rest of the credits scroll by as the protest song plays.}

Fun Facts

• The cheats Homestar gives out are actually based on a particular thread on the Telltale Forums.
• Homestar's "cheat code" mentions Old-Timey, ketchup, Marzipan, The King of Town, The S is for Sucks Dragon, The Stick, pudding, 1-Up, doing cartwheels for a mile, A Splode, Oprah, and Strong Mad.

Contents

Disc and interior art

Strong Bad button that came with early orders

SBCG4AP Episodes

• Homestar Ruiner
• Strong Badia the Free
• Baddest of the Bands
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
• 8-Bit is Enough

Bonus

DVD Video

• Trailers
  • SBCG4AP Advertisement
  • SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer
  • Baddest of the Bands Promo Spot
  • Wallace & Gromit Teaser
  • Wallace & Gromit Trailer
• Behind the Bad
  • Behind the Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
  • Behind the Bad Chapter 2: The Heist
  • Behind the Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw
• Shorts
  • Strong Bad Gameways
  • Dangeresque: Puppet Squad
  • Workin' on the Game
  • Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition (Regular and Extended Versions)
  • Dangeresque: THREE in 3D (An 8-minute version of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective in anaglyph 3D)

Goodies

• MP3 Soundtrack Sampler
  • "Handle My Style" by Strong Bad (TBC)
  • "Protest Song" (TBC)
  • "My Face" by Cool Tapes (Cool Tapes)
  • "Doin' the Wigglie" by Cool Tapes w/ Marshie (Cool Tapes)
  • "Food Related Love" by PomStar (TBC and Jared Emerson-Johnson)
  • "Not Very Nice" by Cool Tapes (Cool Tapes)
  • "Death of DADgeresque" (Jared Emerson-Johnson)
  • "Handle My Style (Reprise)" by Strong Bad (TBC)
  • "Handle My Style (Instrumental)" (TBC)

• Desktop Wallpapers
• "Baddest of the Bands" flyer
• Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque
• Demos of other Telltale Games
  • Sam & Max "Ice Station Santa"
  • Wallace & Gromit "Fright of the Bumblebees"

Easter Eggs

Alternate Cover

• When the cover is flipped inside out, it reveals the Videlectrix version of the cover.
• Behind The Bad Prototype Footage: Accessed by pressing up on the Behind The Bad menu from Episode 1.
• Strong Bad Takes A Detour: Accessed by pressing up on the Shorts menu from Make A Scene.
• PAX panel Q&A session: Accessed by pressing right on the Make A Scene submenu from Extended Version.
• DVD credits can be viewed by pushing up from the main menu from Trailers.
• Clicking on the Telltale link on the PC Autorun menu sends you to Telltale's website
• Also, clicking on the Videlectrix link on the PC Autorun menu plays a one of five short pieces of dialogue with the Videlectrix Guys.
  • These snippets can also be heard by going the Autorun directory, selecting one of the "videlectrix" folders and clicking on "start.wav"

{A window appears, done in the style of Windows 3.1, with the header "Launchelectrix" and an icon for "Dangeresque Roomisode 1" and a sticky note that reads "Play More Roomisodes at Videlectrix Dot Com?"}

Dialogue 1

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Ah, now they get to the real game!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: That other one looks pretty good, I though—

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Oh! You traitor! What do I pay you for?

SECOND PROGRAMMER: You've never paid me for anything, really.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Oh! You gonna get into semantics. Some antics.

SECOND PROGRAMMER: {hums a little tune} I can juggle now.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: I like those antics.

SECOND PROGRAMMER: {continues to humming the tune}

FIRST PROGRAMMER: PLAY THE GAME!

Dialogue 2

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Well, go on and make your selection!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: Uh, I think there is only one option to choose.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: You didn't—

SECOND PROGRAMMER: Why didn't they make the button to be this one?

FIRST PROGRAMMER: You graphic this whole thing!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: {hestitantly} I was told... there would be... chips and salsa?

FIRST PROGRAMMER: I never agreed to that!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: A menu with only one choice is like a food menu with only one choice.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Chips and salsa!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: That's two.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: And we're back to square wan!

Dialogue 3

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Now here's a real game with graphics and sound!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: Well, that other game had both graphics and sound, too—

FIRST PROGRAMMER: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAYS?

SECOND PROGRAMMER: Uh... the side where people don't hit me?

Dialogue 4

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Now here's a real game with graphics and sound!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: That other game had graphics and sound, too.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: OH! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAYS?

SECOND PROGRAMMER: Uh, the side where people don't hit me a lot?

FIRST PROGRAMMER: Oh, that hurts! You cut me deep!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: You cut me all the time.

Dialogue 5

FIRST PROGRAMMER: WHAT THE GRAPHICS IS THIS? A MENU WITH ONLY ONE OPTION?

SECOND PROGRAMMER: That's all there was. Only one option.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: IT'S LIKE A RESTAURANT THAT JUST SAYS, "BURGER"!

SECOND PROGRAMMER: I'd like a burger.

FIRST PROGRAMMER: You make me some burger graphics, and we'll talk about it!

Fun Facts

• Marshie's exclamation and repeated message is from breaking Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder in 8-Bit Is Enough.
• The cheat Homestar gives out is actually based on a particular thread on the Telltale Forums. Obviously, the code is not real.
• On the DVD credits screen, Homestar mentions The S is for Sucks Dragon, 1-Up, ketchup, pudding, The Stick, Oprah, and the events of mile.
• This is the second Homestar DVD to have its menus themed to Atari 2600. The first one was Everything Else, Volume 3.

External Links

• DVD promo
• forum thread re: "SBCG4AP Collector's DVD"
• Telltale forum thread re: "SBCG4AP Collector's DVD"