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[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
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The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and a chick-magnet". It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.
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The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]].It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" According to Strong Bad, the name is also an accurate description of how you feel when you eat one. The candy [[concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.
==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
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#A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a wrapper concept thought up by Strong Bad.
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#A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
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#Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor.
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#Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
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#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.
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#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
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#Float several of these in a channel of liquid nougat (the candy equivalent of veal).
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#Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
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#Roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log.
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#Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
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#Cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.
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#Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
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#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Cereal|cereal]].
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#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[cereal]]'''.
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#Smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
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#Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
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#Emboss the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo into the candy bar.
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#Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
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#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.
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#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-[[crap]] shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.
=== Separate Ingredients ===
=== Separate Ingredients ===
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*Crispety cookety log
*Crispety cookety log
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
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*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]
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*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
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==Commercial Jingle==
==Commercial Jingle==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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[[Image:Sblounskched funsized bar.png|thumb|right|150px|SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars]]
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*Email [[candy product]]
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===Product===
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*'''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
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*[[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
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*[[Compy Catalog]]
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===Verb===
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
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*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
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*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")
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==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..."|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
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[[Category:Food and drinks]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]]

Current revision as of 16:07, 2 November 2017

"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"

The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product." It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" According to Strong Bad, the name is also an accurate description of how you feel when you eat one. The candy concoction is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

Contents

[edit] Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar

The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.
  1. A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a wrapper concept thought up by Strong Bad.
  2. Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor.
  3. Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.
  4. Float several of these in a channel of liquid nougat (the candy equivalent of veal).
  5. Roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log.
  6. Cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.
  7. Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal.
  8. Smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
  9. Emboss the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo into the candy bar.
  10. After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.

[edit] Separate Ingredients

  • Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
  • Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
  • Channel of liquid nougat
  • Crispety cookety log
  • Rich, creamy pepperoni
  • Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal (with tiny spoons)
  • Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)

[edit] Commercial Jingle

The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants
You got the munch,
The crisp and the crunch.
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.
When Coach puts you in,
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who's got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!

[edit] Appearances

SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars

[edit] Product

[edit] Verb

[edit] Quotes of the Week

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