SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

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"Ta-dah!!!"

The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.

"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"

Ingredients

"A half-eaten pair of choco-pants"
  • Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
  • Encased in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid
  • Floating in a channel of liquid nougat
  • Rolled up in a solid crispety cookety log
  • Covered with rich, creamy...pepperoni
  • Sprinkled with tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
  • Smothered with BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate

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