SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar
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The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.
Ingredients
- Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
- Encased in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid
- Floating in a channel of liquid nougat
- Rolled up in a solid crispety cookety log
- Covered with rich, creamy...pepperoni
- Sprinkled with tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
- Smothered with BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate
Appearances
- Email candy product