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*This is another mention of [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|typing with boxing gloves on]]. | *This is another mention of [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|typing with boxing gloves on]]. | ||
*The Female Lappy originally appeared in [[dreamail]]. | *The Female Lappy originally appeared in [[dreamail]]. | ||
| + | *[[Doug the Dino]] originally appeared in [[the basics]]. | ||
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Revision as of 06:18, 27 March 2006
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Strong Bad doesn't wan't to check his email.
Cast (in order of appearence): Female Lappy 486, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner
Places: The Computer Room, The Basement, The Desert
Date: March 26, 2006
Running Time:1:46
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Transcript
{{Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is nowhere to be seen. After a few seconds, Female Lappy 486 appears on screen.}
FEMALE LAPPY 486: {The words appear on the screen as she says them.} Oh. Golly-gosh. Strong Bad is understairs. Tell whim I love.
{Cut to the Basement. Strong Bad is lying on the couch; Strong Sad is standing behind it.}
STRONG SAD: You get your shiny, round butt up in there and check that email!
STRONG BAD: No! Now, get out of my couch... area!
STRONG SAD: But it's your sesquicentenn-email!
STRONG BAD: I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! There's too much pressure! Strong Mad ate it!
STRONG SAD: It's okay; I can help! Check out these storyboards I drew up!
{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad's boxing gloves on the Lappy 486's keyboard. Above, it says "Scene 1" and "Int. Lappy-Day"; below, "Close on tip-tapping boxing gloves".
STRONG SAD: We begin with a claustrophobic closeup of typing with boxing gloves on.
{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad sitting at his desk in the middle of the desert. Above, it says "Scene 1a" and "Ext. Desert-Day"; below, "zoom out to reveal wide shot of desk in desert".}
STRONG SAD: A quick zoom out reveals you're really in the middle of a barren desert landscape, symbolizing the vast scope of your achievement.
{Cut to a storyboard showing Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs and with coffee dripping out of his hat and down his face. Above, it says, "Scene 2" and "Int. Creepytown-Night"; below, "dolly in on cz. holds up eyeball-pear"}
STRONG SAD: Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs, while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face.
{Cut to a close up of Strong Sad}
STRONG SAD: This part doesn't represent anything; I just... always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z.
{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad at his desk in the Computer Room and Homestar Runner wearing a gas mask. Above, it says, "Scene 3" and "Int. Computer Room-Day"; below, "2 shot of SB and Desire Man.}
STRONG SAD: Cut to a two-shot of you hashing it out with your innermost desires.
{Cut to a storyboard showing a donut with a bite taken out of it. It is leaking jelly, in which Strong Bad's face appears. Above, it says, "Scene 4" and "Int. Donut Place-Night"; below, "ECU of jellyfish reflector. tear. fade out."
STRONG SAD: And we end on an extreme close-up of your reflection in the gooey filling of a jelly donut as you shed a single tear.
{Cut back to Strong Sad}
STRONG SAD: It's equal parts Lynchian, Fallinian and Steve Busheemian, don't you think?
{Cut back to a view of Strong Bad lying on the couch.}
STRONG BAD: {incomprehensible mumbles} Pilot wings... {more incomprehensible mumbles}
STRONG SAD: Oh, never mind. I'll go see what Strong Mad thinks of my Doug the Dino treatment.
STRONG MAD: {offscreen} DON'T BOTHER!
{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad yelling. Above, it says "Scene 12" and "Int. Day-Up in your grill"; below, "Med. close on SB. "Leemee alone. I do it next week!"}
Fun Facts
Fun Facts
Trivia
Remarks
Inside References
- This is another instance of Strong Bad's Couch Mumbling.
- This is another mention of typing with boxing gloves on.
- The Female Lappy originally appeared in dreamail.
- Doug the Dino originally appeared in the basics.
