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- | [[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|200px|thumb|"I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! It's too much pressure!"]]
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- | Strong Bad doesn't want to check his 150th email. Strong Sad tries to help.
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- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Drawing), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Drawing), {{Film|Strong Mad}} (voice-only)
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- | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]
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- | '''Date:''' March 27, 2006
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- | '''Running Time:''' 1:46
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- | '''Page title:''' Not Just Yet!!
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- | ==Transcript==
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- | ''{The scene opens on the Lappy 486, with Strong Bad nowhere to be seen. The wind howls. After a few seconds, Female Lappy 486 appears on screen with the second note of the Lappy start-up noise.}''
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- | '''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' ''{the words appear on the screen as she says them}'' Oh. Golly-gosh. Strong Bad is understairs. Tell whim I love.
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- | ''{Quick drop to the Basement. Strong Bad is lying on the couch; Strong Sad is standing behind it.}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' You get your shiny, round butt up in there and check that email!
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' No! Now, get out of my couch... -area!
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' But it's your sesquicentenn-email!
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! It's too much pressure! Strong Mad ate it!
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' It's okay, I can help! Check out these storyboards I drew up!
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- | ''{Strong Bad strains his neck to view the storyboard. Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad's boxing gloves on the Lappy 486's keyboard. Slow piano music starts. Above, it says "Scene 1" and "Int. Lappy-Day"; below, "Close on tip-tapping boxing gloves".}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' We begin with a claustrophobic close-up of typing with boxing gloves on.
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- | ''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad sitting at his desk in the middle of the desert. Above, it says "Scene 1a" and "Ext. Desert-Day"; below, "zoom out to reveal wide shot of desk in desert".}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' A quick zoom out reveals you're really in the middle of a barren desert landscape, symbolizing the vast scope of your achievement.
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- | ''{Cut to a storyboard showing Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs and with coffee dripping out of his hat and down his face. Above, it says, "Scene 2" and "Int. Creepytown-Night"; below, "dolly in on cz. holds up eyeball-pear".}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face.
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- | ''{Piano music stops. Cut to a close up of Strong Sad.}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' This part doesn't represent anything. I just... always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z.
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- | ''{Cut to a storyboard showing Strong Bad at his desk in the Computer Room, with the [[No Loafing Sign]] partially obscured. Homestar Runner is wearing a mask, and the star on his shirt is now cloud-shaped. Piano music starts again. Above, it says, "Scene 3" and "Int. Computer Room-Day"; below, "2 shot of SB and Desire Man".}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Cut to a two-shot of you hashing it out with your innermost desires.
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- | ''{Cut to a storyboard showing a donut with a bite taken out of it. It is leaking jelly, in which Strong Bad's face appears. Above, it says, "Scene 4" and "Int. Donut Place-Night"; below, "ECU of jellyfish reflector. tear. fade out."}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' And we end on an extreme close-up of your reflection in the gooey filling of a jelly donut as you shed a single tear.
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- | ''{Cut back to Strong Sad.}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' It's equal parts Lynchian, Fellinian and Steve Buscemian, don't you think?
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- | ''{Cut back to the wide-shot of the couch. Strong Bad is now lying face-down.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incomprehensible mumbles}'' Pilotwings... ''{more incomprehensible mumbles}''
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- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, never mind. I'll go see what Strong Mad thinks of my Doug the Dino treatment. ''{walks offscreen}''
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- | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' DON'T BOTHER!
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- | ''{A storyboard suddenly appears with a louder-than-usual punching sound, showing Strong Bad yelling. Above, it says "Scene 12" and "Int. Day-Up in your grill"; below, "Med. close on SB. 'Leemee alone. I do it next week!'"}''
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- | ==Fun Facts==
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- | {{checkstuffpage}}
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- | ===Explanations===
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- | *"Sesquicentennial" is the term for a 150th anniversary.
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- | *[[Wikipedia:Claustrophobia|Claustrophobia]] is an anxiety disorder which involves a fear of confined spaces.
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- | *The filename, "149pernt5", is a Coach Z pronunciation of "149.5".
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- | ===Remarks===
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- | *The back button redirects you only to [[Main Page 19]].
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- | *At the end, Strong Bad appears to have teeth.
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- | ===Goofs===
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- | *The ripples do not appear when you click on Lappy's screen.
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- | ===Inside References===
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- | *This is another instance of Strong Bad's [[Couch Mumbling]].
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- | *Strong Sad references the oddity of [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Strong Bad typing with boxing gloves on]] in the first storyboard scene.
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- | *[[Doug the Dino]] originally appeared in [[the facts]].
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- | *We see from Strong Sad's storyboards and his references to Fellini and David Lynch that he retains his interest in making [[Experimental Film]]s.
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- | ===Real-World References===
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- | *Homestar's mask is the same style as the masks worn by [[wikipedia:Snifit|Snifits]] in the Super Mario Brothers games.
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- | *[[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]] and [[Wikipedia:Federico Fellini|Federico Fellini]], as referenced by Strong Sad, are filmmakers known for bizarre imagery.
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- | *[[Wikipedia:Steve Buscemi|Steve Buscemi]], also referenced by Strong Sad, is primarily known as a character actor who has appeared in such films as [[IMDB:tt0105236|Reservoir Dogs]], [[The Big Lebowski]], [[IMDB:tt0116282|Fargo]], and [[IMDB:tt0162346|Ghost World]] but has also directed quirky, independent films such as [[IMDB:tt0117958|Trees Lounge]] and [[IMDB:tt0385056|Lonesome Jim]].
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- | *The music playing during Strong Sad's storyboard seems to be taken from the intro to U2's song "So Cruel".
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- | *''[[Wikipedia:Pilotwings|Pilotwings]]'' is a [[Wikipedia:Flight simulator|flight simulation game]] and one of the first [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]] games made.
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- | *''Jellyfish Reflector'' is the name of [[Wikipedia:Guided by Voices|Guided by Voices']] 1996 live album.
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- | ==See Also==
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- | *[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
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- | ==External Links==
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- | * [[HR:149pernt5.html|watch "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
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- | * [[HR:sbemail149pernt5.swf|view the Flash file for "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
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- | * [[Forum:7540|forum thread re: "Sbemail 150?!?"]]
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- | [[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]
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Yo that marzipanng is sexy right? Hey editor! How many times have you masturbated to pictures of Marzipan? I bet you keep yourself wet at night picturing that bell shaped booty! Oooh yeah. I bet you came all over your thighs when she slapped homestar in the face in yello dello! HOT SWEATY MARZI PUSSY SLIME RUNNING OVER YOUR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT!