Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD

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The Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD is a DVD containing 50 fan favorite Strong Bad Emails and five "bonus" emails. This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and is free upon purchase of a 5-dor shirt, or costs $12.00 by itself.

FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Strong Bad pops up}

STRONG BAD: Here's my rousing impression of you people whose favorite SBEmail didn't make it on this DVD: {clears throat} Wah wah wah wah snot sniff wah.

{audience is roused}

STRONG BAD: {bows to the audience} A-thank you! A-thank you! {Strong Bad pops down offscreen}

Introduction

Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

Cast (in order of appearance): Clumsyman, Announcer (not THE Announcer), An Actual Scientist

{Clumsyman is trying to hold on to all of the prevous sbemail DVDs}

ANNOUNCER: Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?

{Clumsyman lets out a frustrated moan. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits comes onto the screen.}

ANNOUNCER: Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!...

{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away}

ANNOUNCER: ...and works wonders on greasy 'huttah'!

{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. "Actual Science Lab" is posted on a sign behind him.}

ANNOUNCER: The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':...

{The e-mails show up in bubbly clouds as they're mentioned.}

ANNOUNCER: ...they all combine in one hot foaming action!...

{They combine as "ONE HOT FOAMING ACTION!" appears on the screen.}

ANNOUNCER: ...that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!

{A section of tile with 'sugarbob' and '12:00' written in barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits is shown.}

ANNOUNCER: Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... holy crap!

{Clumsyman is back onscreen with a bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and gives a thumbs up.}

ANNOUNCER: {speedtalking} Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

ANNOUNCER: All easter eggs disabled during play all mode.

{"*ALL EASTER EGGS DISABLED DURING 'PLAY ALL' MODE." appears on the screen}

ANNOUNCER: If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund.

{"IF UNSATISFIED PLEASE RETURN UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND." is also shown. Main Menu appears. After some time has passed Announcer and Clumsyman are back.}

ANNOUNCER: Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever!

{"INEDIBLE OFFER!" appears as it's said. Clumsyman is fumbling with three uncolored Strong Bad heads. A timer stating "Only 8 seconds left!" appears and counts down to zero.}

Contents

Emails

Bonus

• 50. 50 emails
• 92. kind of cool
• 119. animal
• 175. hygiene
• 194. specially marked

Easter Eggs

• If you press right from the Main button three times, a pixilated palm tree will become highlighted. Clicking on it plays take-a-break.exe

Fun Facts

• The case depicts Strong Bad smiling.

External Links

• Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD at the Homestar Runner Store
• forum thread re: Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD