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A secret page is a page from that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.



These are Toons or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Toons removed from the website
Marshmallow's Last Stand Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. It is included in Everything Else, Volume 2. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
A Jumping Jack Contest Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. Strong Libs are available for play during the loading time. It is included in Everything Else, Volume 2. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
If I Ran the Camera A poem written by Karen Wagner as a father's day present to Don Chapman (Grandpa). It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once The Brothers Chaps realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and Grandpa Chapman. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Super Brave!! A update for February 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On February 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule". View the Flash file (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them.

Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo. It is a bonus feature on Everything Else Volume 3.
View the Flash file (loading screen only)
Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Where the Crap Are We? This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg at Macromedia Central. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the Everything Else, Volume 1 DVD. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Secret toons still on the website
Happy T! A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. View the Flash file
Not the 100th Email!!! This toon was purposefully never linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the 100th Strong Bad Email before it was released. This occurs by typing instead of Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Page Load Error Similar to the above example, trying to access Email 200 by typing in instead of links here. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Lappynapped! This toon was released between cliffhangers and retirement as part of the Lappy-napping saga, but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the "What's New" bubble. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Field Day Intro This toon was released onto the site but was never listed. It is an Easter egg on Everything Else Volume 3. It was only available through the URL "fieldday.html". Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Non-Sequitur Champion This toon was released to the Store on February 29, 2008 to celebrate Senor Cardgage losing the competition for the most non-sequitur character. The toon was removed when the shirts page was redesigned on May 22, 2008. View the Flash file
HREmail49 An "email" referenced by Homestar in email thunder. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
HREmail24 An email mentioned by Homestar in hremail49. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Unfinished toons
Sing Along An unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad. View the Flash file
Needlepoint A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in property of ones. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in The Field. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in From the Vault. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Eggs Once linked through a main page message reading "email soon," this unfinished special features Easter Eggs designed after Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Alternate versions of toons
Marzipan's Answering Machine This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the Games Menu. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary This is a secret version of Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King of Town DVD without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. View the Flash file
Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene This is the scene from the In Search of the Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Old "your friends" This is an alternate version of the email your friends. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at Strong Sad's scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in Marzipan's scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in Homsar's scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently. View the Flash file
Metro.pop Interview An unfinished version of the short The Interview. Among other differences between it and the final, Strong Bad and Homestar talk without moving their mouths in the second half, Homestar doesn't take out his shopping list or his pen and notebook, Strong Sad doesn't say "En guarde?", and Strong Bad's last line is "Thank you for your time" as opposed to "Get out of my face". Watch the toon
View the Flash file


Screenshot Name Description External Links
Old games removed from the games menu.
Lite Brite An older version of the Astro-Lite 2600. It used to be accessible from the Museum, but it was updated when moved to the Handheld Games Menu Play the game
View the Flash file
Taryn getting kicked Taryn Game A Powered-by-The-Cheat-style kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from Strong Bad's Message Bored, who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to. View the Flash file
Kick The Cheat Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can kick The Cheat into the brick wall. Play the game
View the Flash file

Old Navigation

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Old Toons Menus
Oldest Toons Menu A very old toons menu, possibly even older than the Lava Lamp menu. View the menu
Lava Lamp Toons Menu An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button. View the Flash file
Telebision Toons Menu An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "The Reddest Radish" View the menu
View the Flash file
View the Flash file of the earlier version
Chinese Food Toons Menu An old Toons menu. View the menu
View the Flash file
Old Remote TV Time Toons Menu The TV Time Toons Menu before the remote was updated to have Puppet Stuff and Powered by The Cheat, which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad and Marzipan's Answering Machine. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. View the menu (mirror)
Old Games Menus
Third Games Menu One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine. View the Flash file
Old games page An old games page. This text is contained in the page source:
Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs.
Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.
View the menu
Original Handheld Games Menu The original version of the Handheld Games Menu, it was upgraded when the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu was released. View the menu (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Old Strong Bad Email Menus
Broken Tandy Menu An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded. View the menu (mirror)
View the Flash file
Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu An old Strong Bad Email menu that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" This is one of the pages that uses the pop up menu. View the Flash file
Decemberween Email Menu This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. Since it does not include any actual links to the emails made before that point, they most likely turned into Secret Pages while this menu was displayed. Visit the menu
View the Flash file
Old Strong Bad Email Selection The email selection before the email virus. View Flash file
Broken Compy Menu The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. View the official Flash file
View the page with toon included (mirror)
View the Flash file with toon included (mirror)
Old Main Pages
Old Main Page 6 This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads & the museum (H*R Button) actually work. The other buttons won't do anything. View the Flash file
Old Character Pages
Character Cards This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for The Poopsmith and Homsar, who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, Homeschool Winner and The Unguraits, who were later rejected. View the Flash file (mirror)
Yearbook Character Page An old characters page, created circa The Luau. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. View the menu
View the Flash file
Old Store Menu
Flash Store A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current Store around 2005. It includes links to the strongbad_email.exe DVD Promo, which does not appear to be linked to anywhere else either. View the Flash file
Old Intros
Intro Duplicate A duplicate of the current Intro, though it is 2 bytes larger in filesize. The reason for the slight difference in filesize is unknown. View the Flash file
Intro 2 Despite the name, this intro is actually the third intro, made between the second and fourth intros. Watch "Intro 2"
View the Flash file
Ween Intro The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail". View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"
Flag Intro An intro featuring Homestar and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, Main Page 12, the Fourth of July main page, is displayed. View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"
Old Loading Screens
Old H*R Loading Screen An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents". View the Flash file
Old 404 Page
Strong Bad 404 Error Page The error page that was used before 404'd. If the mailbox is looked at closely before the letters appear on the Email page, the stylized Strong Bad face from the old error page can be seen. view the error page

Other Animations

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Other Animations
Mattcake Matt Cake A photo of Matt Chapman holding his niece, that he edited to look like a cake for his sister (and the niece's mother) Karen Wagner's birthday. The link to Matt Cake originally appeared on Strong Bad's Message Bored. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. The cake appears to say "PATZ" on it. View the Flash file for Matt Cake
Tirecake and snake Tire Cake A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the Strong Badia flag. View the Flash file for Tire Cake
I am awesomer than you SB Sign A sign with Atari Strong Bad waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you" View the Flash file for SB Sign
Old No Flash Page An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. No Flash
Alternate Halloween Costumes Costumes for The House That Gave Sucky Treats, except that Coach Z is dressed as a Noid, Pom Pom is the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, and Marzipan is Velma Dinkley. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes
Alternate Halloween Costumes 2 Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes, though Pom Pom is missing the "I love Flint" button. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2
Homestar's Yearbook The logo for the site's old guestbook page. Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it." View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook
Halloween Teasers Each teaser depicts silhouettes of everybody in the costumes they would later wear in the following Halloween special. Note that Strong Bad is always replaced with a science fiction character, and something related to the previous year's special will appear after a few seconds. Watch "Jibblies 2 Teaser"
View the Flash file for "Jibblies 2 Teaser"
Watch "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"
View the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"
Trogdor Index Page For the week of Trogday 2008 this was the index page for the website. View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index Page
Limozeen Live Advertisement An ad for a 2008 Limozeen concert. Also links to Limozeen Live! View the ad
View the Flash file for the ad


Screenshot Name Description External Links
Stencils Printable stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils. View the Flash file
Punkin Stencils These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. View the Punkin Stencils
View the Flash file
View 2004's Stencils (mirror)
View 2005's Stencils
Wallpaper o' the Week Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. View the page
Strong Bad theme SB Theme A desktop theme for Strong Bad. Download the SB Theme
Wireless Bizness A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works. View Wireless Bizness
Homestar Runner Desktop Theme Homestar Runner Desktop Theme A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme
Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme
Additional Theme Windows 98 H*R Theme A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song. View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme
Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme
Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes. Download the Screen Saver
Strong Mad Stickers Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the André the Giant Has a Posse sticker design. According to the Late Nite JengaJam Interview, actual stickers were ordered by Mike from in 2000. He had given these stickers to his friends, including Matt. These are considered an extremely rare find. The interview only mentions them being put in bars or train tunnels. This was the first Homestar Runner "product" ever made. Strong Mad Stickers
Download the ZIP File
Downloads Menu Simply a different name for the downloads menu and the screen is smaller. Downloads Menu
Wallpapers An old wallpaper download page. Wallpapers
MORE TO COME! The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. MORE TO COME!
Papercraft Homestar A printable folding template for a paper Homestar Runner made by Eric, originally found by clicking on papercraft homestar when it was on the site as the Weekly Fanstuff. When the Weekly Fanstuff was changed, this image was no longer linked to. View template
Support the Municipality Wallpaper Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on March 16, 2006. 1024×768
Trogdor Wallpaper Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on January 14, 2008. 1024×768
Poopsmith Wallpaper Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on January 28, 2008. 1024×768


Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Name Description External Links
The Cheat is Not Dead A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on CD on the post-it note from the "Working on my CD" email menu. Listen to the song
View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
Because It's Midnite A sample of "Because It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on SB on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. Listen to the song
View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
MLS Music This is the music from the old cartoon Marshmallow's Last Stand. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's Tropicalia. Listen to the song
Renegade Master A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's Renegade Master that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. Listen to the song
Poop Smoke A mashup including Poot-Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water. Download the song


Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Image:Calibos.gif Calibos An image of Calibos. Possible reference material for Strong Sad in different town. Calibos
Image:Dennises.gif Dennis An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz. Dennis
Dennis Franz An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. According to the Late Nite JengaJam Interview, this was Matt Chapman's avatar on the Message Bored. Dennis Franz
Joker A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival. Joker
Image:Polaris.gif Happily Deranged Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." Happily Derranged
Image:Coolbot.gif Coolbot Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. Coolbot
Cooltitle A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. Cooltitle
Email Updates Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. View the page
More shirts Shirts Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. View the shirts
The Coolest stuff ever Coolest Stuff Ever Banner A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called does exist. View Coolest Stuff Ever
Pom Pom Glossy A black and white picture of Pom Pom. View Pom Pom Glossy
Homestar Runner Glossy A black and white picture of Homestar Runner. View Homestar Runner Glossy
Strong Bad Glossy A black and white picture of Strong Bad. Rarely used for "autographs." View Strong Bad Glossy
Marzipan Shirts Marzipan shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text *MARZIPAN* written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text click to change, clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.
View Marzipan Shirts
Halloween Fanstuff 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. Ween Stuff
Halloween Fanstuff Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. Ween Stuff
Everybody Knows It Production Photos Three behind-the-scenes images of the first Puppet Stuff video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version. View first image
View second image
View third image
Podstar Runner background The background used for the Podstar Runner menu from 2006 to 2007. View the background
Crayon Drawing Homestar Runner colored with crayon. *Large Size Image


Screenshot Name Description External Links
Strong Bad Default A page saying "this is strongbad" View Page

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