Editing Shopify Store Clothing

The following are clothing items currently or previously available for purchase in the [[Store]].

==Current Products==
===Shopify Shirts===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_shirt"
|[[Image:TrogdorShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Shirt || 
Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's" like a shirt with everyone's favorite [[Beefy Arms|beefy-armed]] [[Dragons|dragon]].
|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler"
|[[Image:StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Full Body Shirt ||Strong Bad in his classic "Check me out! No, seriously. Check me out!" pose.
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_boardgame"
|[[File:TrogdorBoardGameShirt.png|150px]] || [[File:TrogdorBoardGameShirtClose.png|150px]] || Trogdor Burninate the Countryside Shirt ||Supplies are scanty for this unique shirt from our Kickstarter -<br>
<br>
Orange Tee designed by Crogan Adventures Illustrator Chris Schweizer for the Trogdor! the Board Game Cover.
|}

===Teespring Shirts===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="tshirt_scalding_lake_TS"
|[[Image:ScaldingLakeShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] || Style it out in a shirt from [[Rather Dashing]]'s favorite vacation resort. Who wouldn't love to dip a toe in that very hot body of water...er...scalding lake.
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
|[[Image:sloshyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_women_shopify"
|[[Image:sloshyWomenShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
|[[Image:sloshyLamp.png|150px]] || [[Image:sloshyLampClose.png|150px]] || Sloshy Lamp || T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need?
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_lamp_women_shopify"
|[[Image:sloshyLampWomenShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:sloshyLampClose.png|150px]] || Sloshy Lamp || T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need?
|-id="tshirt_the_cheat_TS"
|[[Image:TSTheCheatShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSTheCheatShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day!
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_shirt_TS"
|[[Image:TrogdorShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]]! The Burninator || It's the wingaling dragon himself! With all the majesty you could ever want!
|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler_TS"
|[[Image:StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Full Body || Strong Bad in his well-known "I am so great I have to raise my arms" pose!
|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler_kids"
|[[Image:StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Full Body (youth) ||Strong Bad in a classic pose!
|-id="tshirt_tgs_TS"
| [[Image:TeenGirlSquadShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Tgs-close.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || Look SO GOOD in this fashionable Teen Girl Squad shirt.
|-id="tshirt_homestar_TS"
| [[Image:HomestarShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:homestar-close.gif|150px]] || Homestar Runner || Good ol' Homestar Runner just standing around on a light blue star. A classic! 
|-id="tshirt_star_shirt_TS"
| [[Image:StarShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] Star Shirt || An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves!
|-id="tshirt_marzipan_womens_TS"
| [[Image:TSMarzipanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSMarzipanShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] || Marzipan on red! They said it couldn't be done, but here It is!
|-id="tshirt_the_cheat_1983_TS"
| [[Image:TheCheat1983Shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TheCheat1983ShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] - Since [[1983]] || Remember The Cheat's old logo from the 80's? I do too! Why not wear it on a shirt?
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_lite_TS"
| [[Image:TrogdorLiteShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Trogdor Lite || The S's are still more different, and the V's are just as consummate, but Trogdor is on a white t-shirt this time!
|-id="tshirt_lil_brudder_TS"
| [[Image:TSLilBrudderShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSLilBrudderShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Lil' Brudder]] || You can make it on your own with this Lil' Brudder shirt. Get into high finance while your at it!
|-id="tshirt_CGNU_TS"
| [[Image:TSCGNUShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSCGNUShirtClose.png|150px]]  || [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] || Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor?
|-id="tshirt_limozeen_TS"
| [[Image:TSLimozeenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSLimozeenShirtClose.png|150px]]  || [[Limozeen]] || Zeen around town in this sweetest of sweet Limozeen shirts. Wearing it improves both squeedliness and meedliness of guitar solos.
|-id="tshirt_duck_TS"
|[[Image:DuckShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Before the classic star shirt, Homestar Runner used to sport this not-so-classic duck shirt. Now you can too!
|-id="tshirt_blubbos_TS"
| [[Image:BlubbOsShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BlubbOsShirtClose.png|150px]]  || [[Blubb-O's|Blubbo's]] || Everyone loves Blubb-o's and their impossible to understand [[drive-thru whale]]! Available for the first time!
|-id="tshirt_beefy_arm_TS"
| [[Image:BeefyArmShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BeefyArmShirtClose.png|150px]]  || [[Trogdor]] [[Beefy Arm]] || With Trogdor's beefy arm on the back and a few scales on the front, this shirt has more majesty than it knows what to do with! 
|-id="tshirt_bear-shark_TS"
|[[Image:BearSharkShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BearSharkShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] || [[The Cheat]]'s greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth!
|-id="tshirt_bear-shark_women_TS"
|[[Image:BearSharkWomenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BearSharkShirtClose.png|150px]] || Bear Holding a Shark || The Cheat's greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth!
|-id="tshirt_homestar_running_TS"
|[[Image:HomestarRunningShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar Running T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Running || Homestar Runner doing what he does best.
|-id="tshirt_homestar_running_women_TS"
|[[Image:HomestarRunningWomenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar Running T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Homestar Running || Homestar Runner doing what he does best.
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_TS"
|[[File:StinkomanShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StinkomanShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || Stinkoman ||Ask for all the challenges in the world with this Stinkoman shirt in his classic double deuce pose. Select from red or white shirt
|-id="tshirt_Decemberween_TS"
|[[File:Decemberween_Shirt_Front.jpg|150px]][[File:Decemberween_Shirt_Back.jpg|150px]]|| [[File:Decemberween_Shirt_Close.jpg|150px]]|| Decemberween Sweat(er) Shirt ||Ring in this Decemberween in style when you wear this faux-knit sweater sweatshirt! Featuring the iconic silhouettes of your fave dumb animal characters plus Trogdor and mugs of Hot Jones!<br><br>*This is a sweatshirt with printing all o'er it. It is NOT a knit wool sweater type deal. It's just s'posed to look that way.
|-id="tshirt_Beef_Reverser_TS"
| [[File:BeefReverserShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[File:BeefReverserShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || [[Marzipan Beef Reverser|Beef Reverser]] || From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?!
|-id="tshirt_camp_scalding_lake_TS"
| [[File:CampScaldingLakeShirtFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:CampScaldingLakeShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || Camp [[Scalding Lake]] || Let everyone know where your parents shipped you off to this summer with this kick-awesome shirt from Camp Scalding Lake. Available in yellow and tan!
|}

===Teespring Hoodies===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="CGNU_hoodie_TS"
| [[Image:CGNUHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSCGNUShirtClose.png|150px]]  || [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] || Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor?
|-id="the_cheat_hoodie_TS"
| [[Image:TheCheatHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSTheCheatShirtClose.png|150px]]  || [[The Cheat]] || If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day!
|-id="TGS_hoodie_TS"
| [[Image:TeenGirlSquadHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:Baby Trogdor (store).png|150px]]  || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Hoodie || Look so good in the chilly weather this season with the Teen Girl Squad hoodie.
|-id="trogdor_hoodie_TS"
| [[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Hoodie || Just in time for autumnal burnination, the Trogdor Hoodie is back! 
|-id="sloshy_premium_hoodie_TS"
| [[File:sloshyPremiumHoodie.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
|-id="sloshy_hoodie_TS"
| [[File:sloshyHoodie.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
|-id="beef_reverser_hoodie_TS"
| [[File:BeefReverserHoodie.jpg|150px]] || [[File:BeefReverserShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || [[Marzipan Beef Reverser|Beef Reverser]] || From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?!
|}

===Teespring Tank Tops===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="homestar_star_tank_top_TS
| [[File:TankTopStarShirt.jpg|150px]]|| [[File:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] Star Shirt || An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves (cept for the tank top)!
|}

===Teespring Baby Stuff===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="tshirt_poopsmith_onesie_TS"
| [[Image:PoopsmithOnesie.png|150px]] || [[Image:The Poopsmith Onesie Closeup.png|150px]] || [[Poopsmith]] Onesie || Every baby needs a Poopsmith onesie, right?
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_onesie_TS"
| [[Image:TrogdorOnesie.png|150px]] || [[Image:Baby Trogdor (store).png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Onesie || The cutest Burninator ever! Your little bundle o' joy will have the countryside, peasants, and thatched roof cottages shaking in their collective boots!
|-id="tshirt_homestar_babies_onesie_TS"
| [[File:HomestarBabiesOnesie.png|150px]] || [[File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Middle School Character Variations|Babies]] || Do you know a cute baby? Make it 2.5 to 4.3 times cuter with this Baby Strong Bad and Baby Homestar onesie.
|}

===Teespring Socks===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !!|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="socks_the_cheat_TS"
|[[File:TheCheatSocks.jpg|150px]] || The Cheat Socks || The Cheat all over your The Feet! A good rhyme!
|}

===Teespring Face Masks===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Mask !! Folded !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="mask_strong_bad's_fleshtangle_mouth_TS"
| [[File:StrongBadFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StrongBadFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]]'s Fleshtangle Mouth Face Mask || You can finally wear the weird rectangular mouth that coined such timeless phrases as "I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!," "ARROWED!," and who could forget "TAPE LEG!" 

|-id="mask_strong_mad's_hideous_maw_TS"
| [[File:StrongMadFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StrongMadFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Strong Mad]]'s Hideous Maw Face Mask || No one will want to get anywhere NEAR you when you wear brother Graw Mad's toothy snarl on your face.<br><br>If the sight alone doesn't keep people away, go ahead and yell stuff like "GARBELDINA!" "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" and "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?"<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visable

|-id="mask_senor_cardgage_goatee_TS"
| [[File:SenorCardgageFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:SenorCardgageFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Goatee Face Mask || The combolations will come fast and furious when you wrap your talkmouth and breathenose in this facemask tremblazoned with the mouth and faceular hair of Senor Cardage. Need to cover up to keep you and your bremeldas safe? No Probalo!<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visible
|-id="mask_stinkoman_chin_challenge_TS"
| [[File:StinkomanFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StinkomanFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Stinkoman]] Chin Challenge Face Mask || EXCUSE ME I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING BUT ARE YOU ASKING FOR A HEALTH AND SAFETY CHALLEEEENGE?! You don't NEED blue hair to wear this Stinkoman face mask but it would definitely help! Give germs and allergens a double deuce with Stinkoman's ridiculously huge open mouth! 20X6!<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visible

|-id="mask_1-ups_wanna-be-the-guy-too_TS"
| [[File:1-UpFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:1-UpFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[1-UP]]'S WANNA-BE-THE-GUY-TOO FACE MASK || Are you just a kid? Maybe when you're older?! Now YOU can be the guy too when you wear this 1-Up facemask! Favorite food! Spiced Bun! Frozen bake! And allat and allat!<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visible
|}

==Discontinued Products==

===Shopify Shirts===
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="tshirt_hr_logo"
|[[Image:shirt_hrlogo1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrlogo2.png|150px]] || h*r Logo || 
|-id="tshirt_strongbad_mask"
|[[Image:shirt_sbmask1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sbmask2.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Mask ||
|-id="tshirt_hr_funrun"
|[[Image:shirt_hrfunrun1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrfunrun2.png|150px]] || H*R Fun Run || Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
|-id="tshirt_hr_striped"
|[[Image:shirt_hrstripey1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrstripey2.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Stripey Shirt || Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_recordstoreday"
|[[Image:shirt_recordstoreday1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_recordstoreday2.png|150px]] || Sloshy [[Record Store Day]] Shirt || Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
|[[Image:sloshyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] Shirt || 
Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
|-id="tshirt_jibblies"
|[[Image:JibbliesShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:JibbliesShirt2.png|150px]] || [[Jibblies]] Shirt || Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the [[Jibblies Painting|horrible painting]] from [[Strong Mad]]'s closet!

WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!

WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.
|-id="tshirt_sleepyhr"
|[[Image:shirt_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || Sleepy Homestar Shirt || Wake up and have a [[coffee]] with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers. 

Now you too can put [[cinnamon]] on your face to mimic an unshaven style!

Thanks for breaking his [[cow lamp]]!
|-id="tshirt_itsdotcom"
|[[Image:shirt_itsdotcom1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_itsdotcom2.png|150px]] || It's Dot Com Shirt || Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
|-id="tshirt_brainkrieg_shirt"
|[[Image:BrainkreigShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BrainkreigShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Brainkrieg]] Shirt || Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
|-id="tshirt_taranchula"
|[[Image:TaranchulaShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TaranchulaShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Taranchula]] Shirt ||
|-id="tshirt_you_reeka"
|[[Image:YouReekAShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:You Reek-A Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || You Reek-A! Shirt || Designed by [[Strong Bad]] in the email [[hr:sbemail171.html|underlings]], our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
|-id="tshirt_everybody_everybody"
|[[Image:EverybodyEverybodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:EverybodyEverybodyShirtClose.png|150px]] || Everybody Everybody Shirt || ''Stop [[Waffle House|waffling]] and buy this shirt.''
|-id="tshirt_videlectrix"
|[[Image:VidelectrixShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Videlectrix]] Shirt || Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. '''PLUS''' these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor]] or [[Peasant's Quest]] or maybe [[Pigs on Head]]? Go to the '''[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Videlectrix Catalog]]''' to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_new"
|[[Image:TrogdorNewShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorNewShirtClose.png|150px]] || Trogdor New Shirt ||
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_lite"
|[[Image:TrogdorLiteShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Trogdor Lite Shirt || ''Trogdor the Burninator'' in all his majesty.
|-id="tshirt_thnikkaman"
|[[Image:ThnikkamanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:ThnikkaShirtClose.PNG|150px]] || [[Thnikkaman]]!! Shirt || YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included).
|-id="tshirt_tgs"
|[[Image:TeenGirlSquadShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Tgs-close.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Shirt || Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... ''on YOU!''
|-id="tshirt_strong_badman"
| [[Image:NewStrongBadmanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongBadmanShirtClose.png|150px]]|| [[Strong Badman]] Shirt || [[youtube:CzgaFc3JAl8|Little Stiny]], get me a danish!
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_20X6"
|[[Image:20X6StinkomanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:20X6StinkomanShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] Shirt || Inspired by the [[hr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|20X6 Stinko Man game]], this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]]" on the front.
|-id="tshirt_strong_sad"
|[[Image:StrongSadShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] Shirt || Look at that voluptuous belly.
|-id="tshirt_strong_sad_face"
|[[Image:StrongSadFaceShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongSadFaceShirtClose.png|150px]] || Strong Sad Face Shirt || If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more."
|-id="tshirt_scalding_lake"
|[[Image:ScaldingLakeShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] Shirt || Look [[Rather Dashing]] in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt.
|-id="tshirt_sb_zone"
|[[Image:YourHeadASplodeShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Your Head [[A Splode]]! Shirt || Splo your head up with a giant vector [[StrongBadZone]] head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt.
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_double_deuce"
|[[Image:StinkomanDoubleDeuceShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]] [[Double Deuce]] Shirt || If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose.
|-id="tshirt_pom_pom"
|[[Image:PomPomShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Pom-pom-close.png|150px]] || [[Pom Pom]] Shirt || He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!!
|-id="tshirt_pizz"
|[[Image:ThePizzShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:PizzTDetail.png|150px]] || [[The Pizz]] || From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort.
|-id="tshirt_pistols_for_pandas"
|[[Image:PistolsForPandasShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:PistolsForPandasShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] Shirt || Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one. 
|-id="tshirt_nebulon"
|[[Image:NebulonShirt.png|150px]] || |[[Image:NebulonT-shirt_close.png|150px]] || [[Nebulon]] Shirt || Everyone will like a "no one likes your [[style]]s" shirt.
|-id="tshirt_support_municipality"
|[[Image:MunicipalityShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt_Close.PNG|150px]] || Support [[the Municipality]]! Shirt || [[The King of Town]] in his most oppressive form!

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Poopertroopers not included
|-id="tshirt_marzipan_flower"
|[[Image:MarzipanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:MarzipanShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] (Flower) Shirt || Don't be caught at a [[Marzipan's Character Video|chinchilla protest]] without this shirt! No [[coloring|pressed bunson]] was harmed in the making of this shirt!
|-id="tshirt_fluffy_puff"
|[[Image:FluffyPuffShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:FluffyPuffShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Shirt ||
|-id="tshirt_limozeen"
|[[Image:LimozeenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt Close.png|150px]] || [[Limozeen]] Shirt || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!!
|-id="tshirt_lil_brudder"
|[[Image:LilBrudderShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Li'l Brudder]] Raglan Shirt || He'll scrape right along and right into your heart!
|-id="tshirt_eh_steve"
|[[Image:EhSteveShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Eh Steve shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Eh! Steve!]] Shirt ||
|-id="tshirt_duck"
|[[Image:DuckShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own [[Duck]] Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in [[flashback|Strong Bad email 100]]!
|-id="tshirt_cheat_commandos"
|[[Image:CheatCommandosShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandoes]] Shirt || [[Reynold]], [[Fightgar]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Firebert]] and [[Silent Rip]] - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!|Buy all our playsets and toys]] (and shirts!)
|-id="tshirt_coachz"
|[[Image:CoachZShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] Shirt || '''Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!'''
|-id="tshirt_the_cheat_1983"
|[[Image:TheCheat1983Shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TheCheat1983ShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] Since [[1983]] Shirt || ''Since 1983!''
|-id="tshirt_the_cheat"
|[[Image:TheCheatShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TheCheatShirtClose.png|150px]] || The Cheat Shirt || No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
|-id="tshirt_CGNU"
|[[Image:CGNUShirt.png|150px]]|| [[Image:CGNU T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Shirt || Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
|-id="tshirt_senor_cardgage"
|[[Image:SenorCardgageShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Shirt || He's a [[garage sale]] lurker, he's a [[The Movie Theater|movie theater]] ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "[[Senor Mortgage|No Probalo!]]"
|-id="tshirt_bubs"
| [[Image:BubsShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Bubs T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]] Shirt || You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring [[Free Country USA]]'s enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "[[Bubs' Concession Stand|BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND]]." Just calm down.
|-id="tshirt_bear-shark"
|[[Image:BearSharkShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BearSharkShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] Shirt || As seen in [[myths & legends|SBEmail 145]]!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My [[Babies|Baby]] Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
|-id="tshirt_homestar_baseball"
|[[Image:HomestarJersey.png|150px]] || [[Image:HomestarJerseyClose.png|150px]] || Homestar Baseball Jersey || Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
|-id="tshirt_homsar"
|[[Image:HomsarShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:HomsarShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Homsar]] Shirt || You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. '''It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe [[Disney|Walt Disney]]''
|-id="tshirt_coffee"
|[[Image:CoffeeShirt.png|150px]] || [[File:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|150px]] || [[interview|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]] || Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
|-id="tshirt_citycommastate"
|[[Image:CityCommaStateShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:citystate t-shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[City (comma) State]] Shirt || Fresh from the sbemail "[[independent]]," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state." 

''Note: "Film crew" now appears on front.  So nobody misses it.''
|-id="tshirt_windup"
|[[Image:WindUpShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:WindupImage.png|150px]] || Wind-Up Homestar || For a long time there, only [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] ever designed the t-shirts because [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray!
|-id="tshirt_get_ye_flask"
|[[Image:GetYeFlaskShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Get Ye Flask Shirt Close.png|150px]] || Get [[Ye Flask]] || You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] but you can most certainly get this shirt!
|-id="tshirt_star_shirt"
|[[Image:StarShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Star Shirt || Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!
|-id="tshirt_kneepads"
|[[Image:KneepadsShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:KneepadsShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Team Kneepads]] || Join the team! No, not Team Elbowpads, Team Kneepads! Ride the pine next to Reggie Toupee himself. Available in both royal and navy blue.
|-id="tshirt_air_cardgage"
|[[Image:AirCardgageShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:AirCardgageShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Air Cardgage]] || Sky high with Senor Cardgage's iconic combover in this delicious slice of apparel.
|-id="tshirt_witchs_brew"
|[[Image:WitchsBrewShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:WitchsBrewShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Witch's Brew]] || This year's hottest Halloween costume is here! Confuse your kids and neighbors with a shirt that says "Witch's Brew" in a 80's spring break/surf style for some reason.
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''This shirt was not available in the Shirts section, and could only be found from the front page or the [[Store#Collections|Lazy Halloween Costumes! collection]].''
|}

===Shopify Hoodies===

{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="trogdor_hoodie"
|[[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Hoodie || The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a [[peasant]] that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
|-id="trogdor_zip_hoodie"
|[[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Zip Hoodie || Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool [[Peasantry]] nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly [[peasant]] face inside the hood!
|-id="star_zip_hoodie"
|[[Image:StarZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StarZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Star Zip Hoodie || Hey wow! [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
|}

===Shopify Baby Stuff===

{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_run_onesie"
|[[Image:StinkomanOnesie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StinkomanOnesieClose.png|150px]] || [[20X6]] [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]] Run - Onesie || For your little Stinko [[Mans]].
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_run_youth_shirt"
|[[Image:StinkomanYouthShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StinkomanYouthShirtClose.png|150px]] || 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Youth Shirt ||
|-id="tshirt_homestar_babies"
|[[File:HomestarBabiesOnesie.png|150px]] || [[File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG|150px]] || [[Middle School Character Variations|Homestar Babies]] ||
|-id="tshirt_bearshark_onesie"
|[[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie2.png|150px]] || [[Bear Holding A Shark]] Onesie || Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
|-id="tshirt_tgs_onesie"
|[[Image:TeenyTinyGirlSquadOnesie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TeenyTinyGirlSquadOnesieClose.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Teeny Tiny]] [[Teen Girl Squad|Girl Squad]] Onesie || Your little one will never crinkle when they walk in this onesie.
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_onesie"
|[[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Onesie ||
|}

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