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Revision as of 22:39, 18 July 2022
The following are clothing items currently or previously available for purchase in the Store.
Contents |
Current Products
Shopify Shirts
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Trogdor Shirt |
Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's" like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon. |
 |  | Strong Bad Full Body Shirt | Strong Bad in his classic "Check me out! No, seriously. Check me out!" pose. |
Teespring Shirts
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Scalding Lake | Style it out in a shirt from Rather Dashing's favorite vacation resort. Who wouldn't love to dip a toe in that very hot body of water...er...scalding lake. |
 |  | sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. |
 | | sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. |
 |  | Sloshy Lamp | T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need? |
 | | Sloshy Lamp | T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need? |
 |  | The Cheat | If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day! |
| | | Trogdor! The Burninator | It's the wingaling dragon himself! With all the majesty you could ever want! |
| | | Strong Bad Full Body | Strong Bad in his well-known "I am so great I have to raise my arms" pose! |
| | | Strong Bad Full Body (youth) | Strong Bad in a classic pose! |
 |  | Teen Girl Squad | Look SO GOOD in this fashionable Teen Girl Squad shirt. |
 |  | Homestar Runner | Good ol' Homestar Runner just standing around on a light blue star. A classic! |
 |  | Homestar Runner Star Shirt | An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves! |
 |  | Marzipan | Marzipan on red! They said it couldn't be done, but here It is! |
 |  | The Cheat - Since 1983 | Remember The Cheat's old logo from the 80's? I do too! Why not wear it on a shirt? |
 |  | Trogdor Lite | The S's are still more different, and the V's are just as consummate, but Trogdor is on a white t-shirt this time! |
 |  | Lil' Brudder | You can make it on your own with this Lil' Brudder shirt. Get into high finance while your at it! |
 |  | CGNU | Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor? |
 |  | Limozeen | Zeen around town in this sweetest of sweet Limozeen shirts. Wearing it improves both squeedliness and meedliness of guitar solos. |
 |  | Duck Shirt | Before the classic star shirt, Homestar Runner used to sport this not-so-classic duck shirt. Now you can too! |
 |  | Blubbo's | Everyone loves Blubb-o's and their impossible to understand drive-thru whale! Available for the first time! |
 |  | Trogdor Beefy Arm | With Trogdor's beefy arm on the back and a few scales on the front, this shirt has more majesty than it knows what to do with! |
 |  | Bear Holding a Shark | The Cheat's greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth! |
 | | Bear Holding a Shark | The Cheat's greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth! |
 |  | Homestar Running | Homestar Runner doing what he does best. |
 | | Homestar Running | Homestar Runner doing what he does best. |
 |  | Stinkoman | Ask for all the challenges in the world with this Stinkoman shirt in his classic double deuce pose. Select from red or white shirt |
  |  | Decemberween Sweat(er) Shirt | Ring in this Decemberween in style when you wear this faux-knit sweater sweatshirt! Featuring the iconic silhouettes of your fave dumb animal characters plus Trogdor and mugs of Hot Jones! *This is a sweatshirt with printing all o'er it. It is NOT a knit wool sweater type deal. It's just s'posed to look that way. |
 |  | Beef Reverser | From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?! |
 |  | Camp Scalding Lake | Let everyone know where your parents shipped you off to this summer with this kick-awesome shirt from Camp Scalding Lake. Available in yellow and tan! |
Teespring Hoodies
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 | | CGNU | Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor? |
 | | The Cheat | If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day! |
 |  | Teen Girl Squad Hoodie | Look so good in the chilly weather this season with the Teen Girl Squad hoodie. |
 |  | Trogdor Hoodie | Just in time for autumnal burnination, the Trogdor Hoodie is back! |
 | | sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. |
 | | sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. |
 | | Beef Reverser | From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?! |
Teespring Tank Tops
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 | | Homestar Runner Star Shirt | An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves (cept for the tank top)! |
Teespring Baby Stuff
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Poopsmith Onesie | Every baby needs a Poopsmith onesie, right? |
 | .png) | Trogdor Onesie | The cutest Burninator ever! Your little bundle o' joy will have the countryside, peasants, and thatched roof cottages shaking in their collective boots! |
 |  | Strong Bad & Homestar Babies | Do you know a cute baby? Make it 2.5 to 4.3 times cuter with this Baby Strong Bad and Baby Homestar onesie. |
Teespring Socks
| Shirt | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
 | The Cheat Socks | The Cheat all over your The Feet! A good rhyme! |
Teespring Face Masks
| Mask | Folded | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Strong Bad's Fleshtangle Mouth Face Mask | You can finally wear the weird rectangular mouth that coined such timeless phrases as "I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!," "ARROWED!," and who could forget "TAPE LEG!" |
 |  | Strong Mad's Hideous Maw Face Mask | No one will want to get anywhere NEAR you when you wear brother Graw Mad's toothy snarl on your face. If the sight alone doesn't keep people away, go ahead and yell stuff like "GARBELDINA!" "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" and "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?" *when worn, design becomes more visable |
 |  | Senor Cardgage Goatee Face Mask | The combolations will come fast and furious when you wrap your talkmouth and breathenose in this facemask tremblazoned with the mouth and faceular hair of Senor Cardage. Need to cover up to keep you and your bremeldas safe? No Probalo! *when worn, design becomes more visible |
 |  | Stinkoman Chin Challenge Face Mask | EXCUSE ME I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING BUT ARE YOU ASKING FOR A HEALTH AND SAFETY CHALLEEEENGE?! You don't NEED blue hair to wear this Stinkoman face mask but it would definitely help! Give germs and allergens a double deuce with Stinkoman's ridiculously huge open mouth! 20X6! *when worn, design becomes more visible |
 |  | 1-UP'S WANNA-BE-THE-GUY-TOO FACE MASK | Are you just a kid? Maybe when you're older?! Now YOU can be the guy too when you wear this 1-Up facemask! Favorite food! Spiced Bun! Frozen bake! And allat and allat! *when worn, design becomes more visible |
Discontinued Products
Shopify Shirts
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | h*r Logo | |
 |  | Strong Bad Mask | |
 |  | H*R Fun Run | Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included) |
 |  | Homestar Stripey Shirt | Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now! |
 |  | Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt | Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?! |
| | | Sloshy Shirt |
Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?! |
 |  | Jibblies Shirt | Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!
WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?! WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here. |
 |  | Sleepy Homestar Shirt | Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.
Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style! Thanks for breaking his cow lamp! |
 |  | It's Dot Com Shirt | Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com. |
 |  | Brainkrieg Shirt | Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA! |
 |  | Taranchula Shirt | |
 |  | You Reek-A! Shirt | Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back. |
 |  | Everybody Everybody Shirt | Stop waffling and buy this shirt. |
 |  | Videlectrix Shirt | Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. PLUS these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the Videlectrix Catalog to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family. |
 |  | Trogdor New Shirt | |
| | | Trogdor Lite Shirt | Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. |
 |  | Thnikkaman!! Shirt | YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included). |
| | | Teen Girl Squad Shirt | Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... on YOU! |
 |  | Strong Badman Shirt | Little Stiny, get me a danish! |
 |  | 20X6 Stinko Man Shirt | Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front. |
 |  | Strong Sad Shirt | Look at that voluptuous belly. |
 |  | Strong Sad Face Shirt | If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more." |
| | | Scalding Lake Shirt | Look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. |
 |  | Your Head A Splode! Shirt | Splo your head up with a giant vector StrongBadZone head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. |
 |  | Stinko Man Double Deuce Shirt | If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose. |
 |  | Pom Pom Shirt | He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!! |
 |  | The Pizz | From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort. |
 |  | Pistols for Pandas Shirt | Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one. |
 |  | Nebulon Shirt | Everyone will like a "no one likes your styles" shirt. |
 |  | Support the Municipality! Shirt | The King of Town in his most oppressive form!
*Poopertroopers not included |
 |  | Marzipan (Flower) Shirt | Don't be caught at a chinchilla protest without this shirt! No pressed bunson was harmed in the making of this shirt! |
 |  | Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Shirt | |
 |  | Limozeen Shirt | Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!! |
 |  | Li'l Brudder Raglan Shirt | He'll scrape right along and right into your heart! |
 |  | Eh! Steve! Shirt | |
| | | Duck Shirt | Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! |
 |  | Cheat Commandoes Shirt | Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. Buy all our playsets and toys (and shirts!) |
 |  | Coach Z Shirt | Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z! |
| | | The Cheat Since 1983 Shirt | Since 1983! |
 |  | The Cheat Shirt | No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt. |
 |  | Crazy Go Nuts University Shirt | Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt. |
 |  | Senor Cardgage Shirt | He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!" |
 |  | Bubs Shirt | You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND." Just calm down. |
| | | Bear Holding a Shark Shirt | As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt. |
 |  | Homestar Baseball Jersey | Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout? |
 |  | Homsar Shirt | You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. 'It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe Walt Disney |
 |  | Raised by a Cup of Coffee | Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson! |
 |  | City (comma) State Shirt | Fresh from the sbemail "independent," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state."
Note: "Film crew" now appears on front. So nobody misses it. |
 |  | Wind-Up Homestar | For a long time there, only Mike ever designed the t-shirts because Matt is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray! |
 |  | Get Ye Flask | You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like Thy Dungeonman but you can most certainly get this shirt! |
| | | Star Shirt | Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes! |
 |  | Team Kneepads | Join the team! No, not Team Elbowpads, Team Kneepads! Ride the pine next to Reggie Toupee himself. Available in both royal and navy blue. |
 |  | Air Cardgage | Sky high with Senor Cardgage's iconic combover in this delicious slice of apparel. |
 |  | Witch's Brew | This year's hottest Halloween costume is here! Confuse your kids and neighbors with a shirt that says "Witch's Brew" in a 80's spring break/surf style for some reason.
This shirt was not available in the Shirts section, and could only be found from the front page or the Lazy Halloween Costumes! collection. |
 |  | Trogdor Burninate the Countryside Shirt | Supplies are scanty for this unique shirt from our Kickstarter -
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Shopify Hoodies
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| | | Trogdor Hoodie | The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good! |
 |  | Trogdor Zip Hoodie | Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood! |
 |  | Star Zip Hoodie | Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw! |
Shopify Baby Stuff
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Onesie | For your little Stinko Mans. |
 |  | 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Youth Shirt | |
| | | Homestar Babies | |
 |  | Bear Holding A Shark Onesie | Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid! |
 |  | Teeny Tiny Girl Squad Onesie | Your little one will never crinkle when they walk in this onesie. |
 |  | Trogdor Onesie |
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