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The following are items other than clothing currently or previously available for purchase in the Store.

Contents

Available Products

DVDs and CDs

Disc Name Description
Everything Else, Volume 1 Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
Everything Else, Volume 2
Strong Bad Sings CD!! ON SALE

The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as

20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!

PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the Coach Z song "These Peoples Try to Fade Me."

Playsets & Toys!

Playset Name Description
Cheat Commandos Figurines Cheat Commandos Figurines

Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)

If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets HERE to maximize fun and adventure!

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1

This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!

These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Trogdor!! The Board Game - June 2019 Preorder-SOLD OUT/Click here for Wait List Details Trogdor!! The Board Game - June 2019 Preorder-SOLD OUT/Click here for Wait List Details

Trogdor!! The Board Game - sold out during our Kickstarter. It is currently being manufactured and will be shipped to everyone who preordered it in June of 2019.

We may have extra copies, please email us at trogdorsupp@gmail.com if you would like to be added to the waiting list. Thank you!

Gift Cards

Gift Card Name Description
No image yet Homestore Runner Gift Cards - Immediate Online Delivery!

Just can't decide what to get? Go for Homestar's Homestore Runner gift card! And get immediate delivery by email.

These online gift cards are emailed directly to you and contain instructions on how to redeem them at checkout. So treat yourself or forward to a friend! Our gift cards have no additional processing fees and can be used for merchandise, shipping and tax.


Teespring Items

Item Front Item Back Name Description
No image yet No image yet Homsar - Raised By a Cup of Coffee Mug Homsar's most famous (and understandable) phrase! Raised By a Cup of Coffee on one side, Homsar on the other.
No image yet No image yet Sleepy Homestar Mug Enjoy your first cup of the day with sleepy Homestar and you too can groggily greet interlopers who invade your home and break your cow lamp!

The flip side features the busted cow lamp and Homestar's sleepy, sloppy quote.

No image yet Compy iPhone Case

Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!

Discontinued Products

DVDs and CDs

Disc Name Description
Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5
  • Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<br>
  • Commentary tracks on every email<br>
  • One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<br>
  • Over two hours of non-stop hilarity

iPhone/iPad

iPhone 6 iPhone 5 Name Description
Compy iPhone Case

Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!

Available for iPhone 6, 6+, 5*, and 4.

*Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.

Homestar Stripey iPhone Case

Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!

*will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash

Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case

Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*

Choose from Stinkoman 20X6, Trogdor, Peasant's Quest, Where's an Egg?, and StrongBadZone!

*Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us!

All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!

Mugs

Mug Front Mug Back Mug Side Name Description
Raised by a Cup of Coffee
World's Best Crooked Cop

Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.

*NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.

Sleepy Homestar Mug Wake up with sleepy, cinnamon-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
Trogdor Mug Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.

Posters

Poster Name Description
Bumper Sticker Variety Pack (Only a few left)

Bumper Stickers Now you can have a Variety Pack of Bumper Stickers featuring one (1) each of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Trogdor the Burninator and the Teen Girl Squad!!

Everybody! Everybody! Poster-Only a few left in stock

The "everybody! everybody!" poster depicts all of your favorite characters crammed into the borders of Strong Badia. This is the second poster ever offered by the Store. It features a massive number of characters standing around Strong Badia. It was designed by Craig Zobel.

At NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005, the Brothers Chaps pointed out that this poster has all of the characters up to and including the introduction of Sterrance.

Left to right, front to back.

{A list of every character on the poster; see the full list here}

Homestar Runner Variety Pack of Patches

Set of FIVE 3" sew-on Patches. Includes one each of the following:

  • The Ugly One getting ARROWED!!!
  • An Authentic Mission Patch for SBASAF (Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil)
  • The Official Seal of the Free Country, USA Sanitation Department
  • The logo for the environmentally-friendly "GreenCheat" and
  • A 20X6 patch!
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat Static Cling Sticker Variety Pack

Get All the Static Cling Stickers This here is a variety Pack of Static Cling Stickers featuring one each of...Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and The Cheat. These durable images, designed to be displayed on the inside of windows, are printed on clear vinyl and are easily removable.

Trogdor Poster

Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!

(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)


Playsets & Toys!

Playset Name Description
Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!

These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Uncategorized

Item Name Description
Dagron Mousepad Dagron Mousepad What's a Trogdor? Brother Strong Mad's "drawing" of a dragon is finally getting its due.
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