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The following are items other than clothing currently or previously available for purchase in the Store.

Contents

Available Products

DVDs and CDs

Disc Name Description
Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set Reprinted and Repackaged!


We never thought folks would still be interested in DVDs in the 2020's but here we are! By popular demand we have reprinted the original six discs collecting the first 200 Strong Bad Emails into one boxed set. All six discs in one convenient case with new artwork.

Features:

  • Strong Bad Emails 1-200 with the easter eggs intact
  • 6 Bonus Emails
  • Tons of commentaries with both creators and characters
  • Behind the scenes stuff
  • Puppet stuff
  • Karaoke videos for Trogdor, Because, It’s Midnight, and more!
  • Bunches of other hidden crap!
  • Hours and hours of content
Everything Else DVDs Three Disk Set Reprinted and Repackaged, also!

Not to be outdone by those snooty Strong Bad Emails, the Everything Else DVDs went out and got a reprinted 3-disc set of their own! All 3 original discs in one convenient case with new artwork.

Features:

  • Pretty much everything from the website that's NOT a Strong Bad Email from 2000-late 2007!
  • Big Toons, Short Toons, and Holiday Toons
  • Teen Girl Squad
  • Cheat Commandos
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine
  • Puppet Stuff
  • The Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
  • Bonus toons, old stuff, and 2 interactive games!
  • Lots of hidden easter eggs and commentaries
  • And MORE!

For a complete listing of content, see the images at left of the insert included in the DVD case (it's not a real notepad).

Strong Bad Sings CD!! (and bonus Limozeen sticker)

The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as

20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!

FOR DIGITAL DOWNLOADS GO HERE:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/strong-bad-sings/1479443660

Playsets & Toys!

Playset Name Description
Cheat Commandos Figurines Cheat Commandos Figurines

Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)

If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets HERE to maximize fun and adventure!

Trogdor!! The Board Game-restocking this summer Trogdor!! The Board Game-restocking this summer

Trogdor!! The Board Game is a cooperative light strategy/area control game of burnination, majesty, and consummate V's for 1-6 players from the Brothers Chaps and James Ernest. Choose to play as one of 9 Keepers of Trogdor, each with their own unique abilities, as you take turns controlling a beefy-armed dragon in his quest to burninate the entire countryside. Box includes:

  • 25 thick cardboard terrain tiles
  • 19 painted plastic game pieces
  • 12 Keeper Cards
  • 12 Item Cards
  • 36 Action Cards
  • 52 Movement Cards
  • 1 The Void Card
  • 1 cardboard Trog-Meter
  • 1 instruction manual

For rules, info, videos, songs, FAQs, and more go to the official Trogdor!! The Board Game page.

Homestar Runner Character Meeples Wooden meeples of the 12 main characters:

Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, King of Town, The Poopsmith and even Homsar.

Ranging from .5" to 1.25" tall.

Spice up game night by dropping these little guys into your favorite board games! They make great orcs, robbers, disease cubes, roads, and worse! Or just display em on your desk!

*NOTE - These do not have a specific gameplay purpose in Trogdor!! The Board Game. How they are used is entirely up to you.

Trogdor!! The Board Game Miniatures *Miniatures only. Does NOT include the base board game!


A full set of high quality pre-painted plastic miniature game pieces including:

  • 1 plastic Trogdor mini
  • 7 plastic Peasant minis
  • 1 plastic removable Flame Helmet for Peasants
  • 2 plastic Knights minis
  • 1 plastic Troghammer mini
  • 1 plastic Archer Twins mini
  • 3 plastic thatched roof cottage bases
  • 3 plastic thatched roof cottage roofs with flippable burninated underside


COLLECTIBLES or Upgrade your copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game (Kickstarter Basic Wingaling Version) with these cool plastic miniatures! Trogdor's arm has never looked so beefy! You can swap these out with your wooden meeples, display them like collectibles, OR drop em into whatever other tabletop experience you want! These miniatures don't change gameplay at all, they just make it look prettier.

Miniatures come packed in a black plastic tray and lid to keep them all together or tray and lid fit right in your base Trogdor!! The Board Game box (the Retail and Deluxe Burninator Kickstarter version already includes these plastic miniatures).

Gift Cards

Gift Card Name Description
Homestore Runner Gift Card Homestore Runner Gift Cards - Immediate Online Delivery!

Just can't decide what to get? Go for Homestar's Homestore Runner gift card! And get immediate delivery by email.

These online gift cards are emailed directly to you and contain instructions on how to redeem them at checkout. So treat yourself or forward to a friend! Our gift cards have no additional processing fees and can be used for merchandise, shipping and tax.

Other

Product Name Description
Enamel Pin Set A set of four, 1" enamel pins with butterfly clutch attachment. Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Meeple Trogdor, and Notebook Paper Trogdor are all included and ready to be stuck on the backpack, jean jacket, or convention lanyard of your choice!

Teespring Items

Mugs

Item Front Item Back Name Description
Homsar - Raised By a Cup of Coffee Mug Homsar's most famous (and understandable) phrase! Raised By a Cup of Coffee on one side, Homsar on the other.
Sleepy Homestar Mug Enjoy your first cup of the day with sleepy Homestar and you too can groggily greet interlopers who invade your home and break your cow lamp!

The flip side features the busted cow lamp and Homestar's sleepy, sloppy quote.
Sever Your Leg Mug It truly is the greatest day when you sip your morning styles out of this reusable recreation of a Blubb-O's to-go coffee cup featuring everybody's favorite Drive-Thru Whale and a clever spin on his disturbing catch phrase! (Watch out for Eh! Steve!)
Shall We Halph a Cup of Teembs? Mug Halph of culp of steaming hot teembs with Cardgage, if you dare. A delightful doily version of his face on the other side!

iPhone Cases

Item Name Description
Compy iPhone Case Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!


Compatible with iPhones 6/6S all the way up to XR.

(*Grandma, this is just artwork and will NOT actually interface with your beige 1996 desktop PC)

Samsung Cases

Item Name Description
Compy Samsung Galaxy Phone Case Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with this Compy Phone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!


Compatible with Samsung Galaxy S7 through S9 Plus.

(*Grandma, this is just artwork and will NOT interface with your beige desktop PC from 1996)

Die Cut Stickers

Item Name Description
Homestar Sticker A die-cut sticker of Homestar's famous head! Would look great on a few different items! Approximately 4" tall by 4.5" wide.
Strong Bad Sticker Strong Bad's great head in sticker form! Think of all the great places it could go! Approximately 4" tall by 3" wide.
Trogdor Sticker The Burninator in die-cut sticker form! Approximately 4.25" tall by 4.75" wide.

Beach Towels

Item Name Description
Take-a-Break.exe Beach Towel You deserve a reward! Can't you almost hear the roar of the pixelated waves? And the "DONK-DONK" of your winged seabird friend?


Let everybody know you're Takin' A Break with this screensaver-turned-beach towel!

Beach Homepage Beach Towel Remember your favorite URL in the whole world www.homestarrunner.com/main3.html?! The beach homepage?! Of course you do! Relive the TOONS! The GAMES! The EEEEEMAIL! with this fluffy beach towel. All your favs are here! That monkey! The doomed white whale! The "Wear A Bikini" biplane!


Remember a simpler time when websites were a thing and they each had their own weird menu pages and navigation and unskippable animated intros!!

I Miss Video Games Towel Max and relax with them olda boys while they simultaneously miss video games AND their mom! Perfect for poolside, beachside, or a weird tapestry to hang on your wall
Strong Bad Lying on a Tiger Beach TowelNow you too can get WAY too much sun while kinda creepily lying on top of Strong Bad lying on top of a white tiger beach towel! Like those anime body pillows but slightly less disturbing!

You too will be on a one way trip to Ab City, USA! Do-doot do!

Wall Tapestries

Item Name Description
Strong Badia Flag Come to the place where the tropical breezes blow with this wall tapestry of the Strong Badia flag. Available for the first time!

Indoor Pillows

Item Front Item Back Name Description
Cold Ones Pillow Strong Bad's famous phrase! The Property of Ones!

Note: This is not actually cross-stitched! It just kinda looks like it!

Eh! Steve! Pillow Bring the magic of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes to your couch or love seat! One side features his coy, swirly smirk. The other depicts him delivering his famous catch phrase!

Designed by Denoob Largo for Cheap As Free Housewares.
Strong Mad Rasslin' Pillow Pal He's like a big square, this guy! Now you can reverse suplex brother Strong Mad instead of the other way around! Or just cuddle up for some rare Graw Mad hugs!

And at a 16" square, he's a perfect scale companion to the Talkin' Strong Bad Plush from fangamer:
https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-bad-plush-talking
Marshie Mood Pillow Who else is roughly square? Why Marshie of course! So he gets his own pillow too!

Flip him to his creepy smile side on good days or flop him to his creepy raging side on bad ones!
Deleted Pillow Put Strong Bad's first computer on your couch doing what it did best! Bad Graphics Ghost on the flipside.

You can try and DELETE your couch guests but there's no guarantee they will actually leave.
Compy 386 Pillow Capture some of Strong Bad's second computer's most famous and vulnerable moments with this roughly-monitor-shaped pillow.

Featuring its famous last words on one side and Homestar Runner's handmade error message on t'other!

Fleece Blankets

Item Name Description
Basement Stripes Blanket Turn your bed into Strong Bad's famous basement wall with this cozy fleece blanket. Cuddle up and mumble SNES games in your sleep!

Shower Curtains

Item Name Description
Main Page Shower Curtain Another item in the ever-popular Main Page Merch catalog! Also check out the Main Page Beach Towel!

Pint Glasses

Item Front Item Back Name Description
Melonade Pint Glass Drink Homestar's Famous Melonade or perhaps other less-famous liquids in this stylish pint glass. Homestar from 2000-2002 approves! Maybe eat some marshmallows while you're at it!
Cold Ones Pint Glass Enjoy all manner of Ones in this pint glass. Dapper Strong Bad er, Mr. Cold Onesm'n, appears on the back providing a 'cheers' to all who take sip!

Discontinued Products

DVDs and CDs

Disc Name Description
Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5
  • Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<br>
  • Commentary tracks on every email<br>
  • One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<br>
  • Over two hours of non-stop hilarity
Everything Else, Volume 1 Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
Everything Else, Volume 2

iPhone/iPad

iPhone 6 iPhone 5 Name Description
Compy iPhone Case

Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!

Available for iPhone 6, 6+, 5*, and 4.

*Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.

Homestar Stripey iPhone Case

Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!

*will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash

Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case

Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*

Choose from Stinkoman 20X6, Trogdor, Peasant's Quest, Where's an Egg?, and StrongBadZone!

*Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us!

All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!

Mugs

Mug Front Mug Back Mug Side Name Description
Raised by a Cup of Coffee
World's Best Crooked Cop

Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.

*NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.

Sleepy Homestar Mug Wake up with sleepy, cinnamon-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
Trogdor Mug Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.

Posters

Poster Name Description
Bumper Sticker Variety Pack (Only a few left)

Bumper Stickers Now you can have a Variety Pack of Bumper Stickers featuring one (1) each of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Trogdor the Burninator and the Teen Girl Squad!!

Everybody! Everybody! Poster-Only a few left in stock

The "everybody! everybody!" poster depicts all of your favorite characters crammed into the borders of Strong Badia. This is the second poster ever offered by the Store. It features a massive number of characters standing around Strong Badia. It was designed by Craig Zobel.

At NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005, the Brothers Chaps pointed out that this poster has all of the characters up to and including the introduction of Sterrance.

Left to right, front to back.

{A list of every character on the poster; see the full list here}

Homestar Runner Variety Pack of Patches

Set of FIVE 3" sew-on Patches. Includes one each of the following:

  • The Ugly One getting ARROWED!!!
  • An Authentic Mission Patch for SBASAF (Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil)
  • The Official Seal of the Free Country, USA Sanitation Department
  • The logo for the environmentally-friendly "GreenCheat" and
  • A 20X6 patch!
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat Static Cling Sticker Variety Pack

Get All the Static Cling Stickers This here is a variety Pack of Static Cling Stickers featuring one each of...Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and The Cheat. These durable images, designed to be displayed on the inside of windows, are printed on clear vinyl and are easily removable.

Trogdor Poster

Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!

(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)


Playsets & Toys!

Playset Name Description
Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1

This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!

These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!

These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Uncategorized

Item Name Description
Dagron Mousepad Dagron Mousepad What's a Trogdor? Brother Strong Mad's "drawing" of a dragon is finally getting its due.
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