Sick Day

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'''Strong Bad:''' Ugh. The Cheat! What's taking so long with my tissues?
'''Strong Bad:''' Ugh. The Cheat! What's taking so long with my tissues?
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'''The Cheat:''' ''{in a green puke bucket that reads "Puke Bucket for Him"}'' (crying noises)
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'''The Cheat:''' ''{in a green bucket that reads "Puke Bucket for Him"}'' (crying noises)
'''Strong Bad:''' ''{coughing}''. Oh well. I guess I'll just re-use some of these already re-reused ones. ''{grabs a tissues}'' Ow! They're pointy now!
'''Strong Bad:''' ''{coughing}''. Oh well. I guess I'll just re-use some of these already re-reused ones. ''{grabs a tissues}'' Ow! They're pointy now!

Revision as of 08:29, 3 October 2005

Homestar, Strong Bad and friends are all very unwell.

Everybody's sick at Free Country, USA

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Paper, Strong Sad (Easter Egg).

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room (Easter Egg)

Date: October 3, 2005

Running Time: 1:43

Page Title: Here Comes Sickness!

Contents

Transcript

{We are presented with a silent view of the Lappy, Strong Bad apparently absent, and the following email is on the screen.}

{Cut to a view of Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is severely ill and curled up into a ball under the table, coughing and shivering. A box of tissues that reads "Tish You!", lies next to him along with a mess of used up tissues. }

Strong Bad: {coughing} The Cheat! Get in here with my puke pail. {coughing} And bring me some tissues. Lots more tissues!

{Homestar walks in from the right of the screen with a thermometer in his mouth and an obvious look of sickness} Homestar: Strong Bad, my burps smell really bad. Check this out. {making breathing noises} Hang on.

Strong Bad: Ugh. Go away. I can't smell anything anyways.

Homestar: Oh, I'm betting you can smell these!

Strong Bad: Yeah, well you're lucky it's your burps that smell. DO NOT go into Strong Mad's room. Or, as I've taken to calling it, Rotten Egglünd.

{Outside Strong Mad's Room with the door covered with police tape that reads "Quarantine!". There is a green haze coming out from the bottom of the door}

Strong Mad: Somebody heeeeelp!

{Back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the Computer Room}

Strong Bad: Ugh. The Cheat! What's taking so long with my tissues?

The Cheat: {in a green bucket that reads "Puke Bucket for Him"} (crying noises)

Strong Bad: {coughing}. Oh well. I guess I'll just re-use some of these already re-reused ones. {grabs a tissues} Ow! They're pointy now!

Homestar: Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four mile per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?

Strong Bad: {groans and coughs while speaking} The Paapeeeer!

{The Paper comes down, with a distorted noise. It appears crinkled and says "Strong Bad, I can't come in today".}

Strong Bad: Oh no, not you too! Can I blow my nose on you?

{The Paper retracts.}


Rotten Egglünd

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the word "healthy" at the end of the toon to see a short scene with Strong Sad.

STRONG SAD: {Groans} This is the greatest day of my life! I feel like A few Dollars!

  • Click on the word "Crap" at the end to see a map of "Rotten Egglünd"

Fun Facts

Explanations

Remarks

  • Everyone who is ill in this short appears to have a really nasty flu, other than Strong Sad, who has green spots and pink around the eyes.
  • Page title says "Here Comes Sickness", but everyone is already sick.
  • Homestar has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth. The side with the bubble measures temperature.

Goofs

  • Clicking the Lappy does not cause the screen to ripple like it normally does.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • "Here Comes Sickness" is a song by Mudhoney.
  • Poughkeepsie is a city in New York located in the Hudson River Valley between New York City and Albany.
  • Images appearing on the screen during something educational is related to Sesame Street.

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