Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower

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"We've transformed a boring cardboard spacer into a mighty The Void Tower!"

In this episode of Six-Sadded, Die, Strong Sad shows how to create a Void Tower.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Strong Bad

Date: Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Running Time: 2:31



{Shot of a black surface; Strong Sad places down a die, revealing it to resemble his head}

STRONG SAD: Six-Sadded, {sound slows down as logo fades in} Die.

{Fade to black and then fade into a top down shot of Trogdor!! The Board Game}

STRONG SAD: East, South, South, East. And Trogdor is hit, and takes one peasant of damage. So let's move him not into the void, but the {guitar solo from the karaoke version of Trogdor} Void Tower!

STRONG SAD: {rolling his R} Grrreetings, Six-Sadders. I have here a meeples-only Wingaling copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game, and we are going to use this cardboard spacer here to craft our own Void Tower. If you're brave, you can cut up the original, or make your own with poster board, a utility knife, ruler, pencil, and maybe a glue stick. So just follow the measurements on the template I've included a download link to. So, I've got my lines drawn, you see we have our flaps here, that will slow the peasant down, and spit him out the front of the tower, right onto your void card. So let's get to cuttin'. We're cutting on the solid lines, and folding on the dotted lines. Be careful not to slice open your stubby fingers... if you have those... like me. Uh, now that we finished our cuts, let's make some good folds, everything folds to the inside of the Void Tower, and to make our little slide flap at the back more effective, we can add a couple of folds to help direct the peasant, you wanna make sure this back slide flap is on top of this... tongue flap here. With our folds done, let's put a little glue stick on the tab here, and we'll fold our void tower up, which is more difficult... than it looks... when you have stubby fingers, like me. And there you go, we've transformed a boring cardboard spacer, into a mighty The Void Tower. Now it's up to you to get as creative as you want with your decor.

STRONG SAD: "Oh, I'm dead!"

STRONG SAD: "Me too!"

STRONG SAD: "I guess I am as well!"

STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm dead... and also I didn't authorize my appearance in this lame Instructables videoooo...

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  • When originally posted, the download link was missing. This was fixed shortly after.

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