Social Media Crap Compilation 1

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"Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch!"

A collection of random short videos originally posted on social media.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Nibbles, Marshie

Places: The Field

Date: Monday, May 4, 2020

Running Time: 4:58

Transcript

{The video opens on a blurred shot of The Field with text that reads "Social Media Crap (in no particular order)" slowly approaching the screen as a jingle plays}

Nibbles So Near

{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}

ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?

STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...

{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. Music begins playing.}

ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!

STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!

{The patch flies in front of the camera}

NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!

{Marshie flies in wearing a hat, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}

MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}

Fun Facts

• The music in Nibles So Near is from Meet Marshie.
• The hat Marshie wears is similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens.

Trivia

• The YouTube description for this compilation is "A buncha stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. Fluffy Puff Medicated Patch! Craze-O Facemake! Puppet noses! Teen Trog Squad and more! All in no particular order so you stay confused!"
• The videos are, in order:
  • Nibbles So Near (originally posted on August 9 2017)
  • World Puppet Day (originally posted on March 21, 2017)
  • Craze-O Facemake (originally posted on July 17, 2017)
  • Teen Trog Squad (originally posted on January 12, 2016)
  • Craze-O Facemake 2 (originally posted on July 20, 2017)
  • Strong Bag (originally posted on August 7, 2017)
  • Decemberween Cookies (originally posted on December 25, 2018)
  • A Decemberween Snowment (originally posted on December 8, 2017)
  • Pancakes (originally posted on February 7, 2019)
  • Reverse Cup Trophy (originally posted on October 20, 2019)
  • Watermelon Homeslice (originally posted on August 18, 2017)

External Links

• watch "Social Media Crap Compilation 1" on YouTube