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[[Image:Fan Costumes 2015.png|thumb|"This guy wins the contest for most obscure costume and swankiest living room!"]]<br />
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Strong Bad once again criticizes his fans' costumes, with some of them sent to [[@StrongBadActual]] this year.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, Humidibot, {{film|Homestar Runner}}<br />
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'''Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Blubb-O's]], [[Strong Sad]], [[sloshy]] (logo only), [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]] (as [[The Popular Vote]]), [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]], [[Homsar]], [[Peasant]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cheerleader]]<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]]<br />
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'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 10, 2015<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 3:40 (official), 3:10 (actual)<br />
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'''Page Title:''' ENTER HUMIDIBOT!<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{The screen comes down and the first image appears. It shows a person dressed as Strong Bad holding a Blubb-O's takeout bag and a man dressed as a Star Wars X-Wing pilot}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is Red-5, I'm going in... to the mall... where my child will do all of their trick-or-treating, because even though I live in the suburbs, I'm terrified of my neighbors. Hey, does that mall really have a Blubb-O's in the food court? <br />
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''{An advertisement showing the Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger appears on screen}''<br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Yes, it's the Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger! Get it now while it's still legal!<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with a sleeveless shirt, with drawn on abs, boxing gloves, and a Strong Bad mask. One of his fists is being held in the air.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this one's not bad! This guy's wearing a limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt! Keep on triumphantly upper-cutting the air in front of you, brother!<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a girl wearing a sloshy shirt, a white winter cap, and slippers resembling Soolnds, with a record player to her left and reading a record album gatefold.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! How did you manage to dress up as exactly-right-now-this-very-moment Strong Sad?<br />
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''{Image changes to a recreation of the scene featuring Strong Sad}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm not the kind that needs to tell you!<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with a red shirt with a white star on it, white pants, and a blue and red propeller cap}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on, you guys. <br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with a white shirt, black pants, boxing gloves, red Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers sunglasses on his head, and white socks}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on, you guys! <br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with a blue undershirt, a plaid flannel sweater with a badly-done white star on it, blue sunglasses, and a green baseball cap}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ''come on'', you guys! You young kids need to start putting forth at least a little effort. Take a cue from some of the older fans! <br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with blue and white sneakers, tight white pants, a Homestar Runner star shirt from the store, and a black propeller cap}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Like this guy he&mdash;BLOOORGH! Less effort! Less effort!<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's the same man from before, but in a different pose.}'' <br />
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'''SOMEBODY'S DAD:''' Wah-hey-hey!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... ha ha... I don't know either, man. I don't know why... you would do this to yourself. You just keep on laughing there, tights in the hallway.<br />
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''{Image on the projector shifts to the right, showing Strong Sad again}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Lights in the hallway! Doom-chaka-doom-chaka-doom-chaka-doom. <br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with a green jacket, a lime-green undershirt, and jeans, wearing a sign saying "The Popular Vote"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, the popular vote! This guy wins the contest ''{The Cheat as The Popular Vote comes into view}'' for most obscure costume and swankiest living room! Look at that fancy mirror and baby grand piano. I'm surprised your parents let you slum it as one of our characters. <br />
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''{The drawing of a person with blonde hair and a pink shirt comes into view on the left.}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as the parent, whose mouth moves with his speech}'' Darling! I thought you'd agreed to dress up as a... a... ''{holds up a candy bar resembling Toblerone and with the packaging "TOBES"}'' Toblerone... this year. ''{The parent disappears.}'' Those are still considered fancy, right?<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with no shirt on, jeans, Converse shoes, a gun holster, yellow sunglasses, boxing gloves, and a fake nunchuck-gun}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to stand on the door handle of this weird storage room! No, but, seriously, man, I just want to thank you... mainly for not being&mdash;<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's an overweight man with no shirt, black tights, red boots, a Strong Bad mask, yellow sunglasses, boxing gloves, and a fake nunchuck-gun.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;this guy. And I want to thank ''you'', for not being&mdash;<br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man with no shirt, jeans, brown shoes, red MMA gloves, a red-and-white boxing mask, and a white hard hat}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;this guy. Come on, man, have you ever actually looked at me? Or did you just sorta, like, hear about me from someone? I don't know; you got a hard hat and a stripey face maybe. Any excuse to put on my MMA gloves and my tore-up jeans. <br />
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''{The next image appears. It's a man dressed up as Homsar, with a yellow bowler hat, a blue shirt reading "homsar", and gray pants.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is an extremely accurate Homsar costume. Maybe not so much in appearance, but more in... life... choices... <br />
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''{The image zooms in on the wall to the left of the man, which shows, among other things, a wooden "Q" near some dream catchers.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homsar}'' Aaaaaah-I stick a Q on the wall by the dream catchers. ''{Image zooms out, and then back in on a machine in the background.}'' Wait, whoa! That's a dead-on Humidibot costume!<br />
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''{Cut to The Field, where Strong Bad is seen with a white-and-red striped mask with silver and gray emblems, blue pants, a hard hat, and a white streak across his boxing gloves, resembling the costume he had complained about not looking like himself. Hudmidibot rolls into the scene, with his top half opening, spilling water every time, as he speaks and making a loud lid noise.}''<br />
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'''HUMIDIBOT:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I'm Humidibot! <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm aware of that, Humidibot! <br />
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'''HUMIDIBOT:''' Okay, because I'm gonna leave now! Wheeeee! ''{Humidibot rolls off-screen}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Bye, Humidibot!<br />
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''{Homestar Runner walks on screen, wearing a plaid flannel shirt with a badly-drawn white star in the middle of it, black sunglasses, and an olive-green baseball cap, again resembling one of the bad costumes seen earlier in the toon.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Regular Strong Bad.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, All-The-Time Homestar.<br />
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''{Cut back to the projector, with six other pictures showing costumes of Homsar, Homestar Runner, Cheerleader, a Burninated Peasant, Strong Bad, The Cheat, and another Homsar. There is text along the bottom reading "Thanks for dressing up!"}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I couldn&mdash; I couldn't think of anything... for these ones. That one Homsar guy looks like my dentist, so that's creeping me out.<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
===Explanations===<br />
*[[wikipedia:MMA gloves|MMA gloves]] are open-fingered grappling gloves used in martial arts.<br />
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===Trivia===<br />
*This is the first [[Fan Costumes]] toon since [[Fan Costumes '09]].<br />
*It is also the first to take place in multiple locations. The first two showed a night sky backdrop, whereas the pictures were projected in Strong Bad's basement from [[Fan Costumes '06]] onward.<br />
*The person dressed as the first Strong Bad is Wiki user [[User:Power Pie|Power Pie]].<br />
*The costume that Strong Bad complains does not look like him is actually a costume of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface, Strong Bad's alternate persona in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].<br />
**Strong Bad has stated [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/664174703406284801 on his official Twitter] that he still finds it inaccurate even as a Sir Hotbod Handsomeface costume.<br />
*"Ab-Ab-Beater" is another example of a [[portmanteau]], combining the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] with the term "wifebeater", which is a slang term for the type of sleeveless shirt worn in the picture.<br />
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===Goofs===<br />
*The border that gives the toon a rounded appearance disappears in the last scene.<br />
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===Inside References===<br />
*Strong Bad quotes Dangeresque's [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|catchphrase]] "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"<br />
*The Blubb-O's "Thick or Treat Burger" resembles a [[Blubb-O's Commercial|Thick-N-Nasty]] with Halloween candy in it.<br />
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===Real World References===<br />
*Strong Sad sings a part of [[Wikipedia:Age of Consent (song)|Age of Consent]] by alternative rock band [[Wikipedia: New Order|New Order]].<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Toblerone|Toblerone]] is a Swiss chocolate bar brand, well known for its distinctive prism shape.<br />
*Strong Bad's first line in this short mirrors Luke Skywalker's attack declaration from the Death Star battle scene in ''[[Star Wars]]''.<br />
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==YouTube Version==<br />
*The YouTube version is entitled "Fan 'Stumes 2015".<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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[[Category:Twitter]]</div>107.196.175.12http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_and_Senor_Cardgage%27s_RelationshipStrong Bad and Senor Cardgage's Relationship2015-07-12T04:40:05Z<p>107.196.175.12: /* Strong Bad idolizing Senor Cardgage */</p>
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<div>[[Image:strongbadandsenor.png|thumb|"My life is complete."]]<br />
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[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]] have an interesting relationship. Strong Bad seems to love Senor Cardgage, but Senor Cardgage barely seems to know Strong Bad exists. Often times, Senor Cardgage subtly attempts to remove Strong Bad from his presence. Only rarely has Strong Bad expressed negative feelings towards Senor Cardgage.<br />
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==Strong Bad idolizing Senor Cardgage==<br />
*Email [[kind of cool]] &mdash; Strong Bad hangs around Senor Cardgage and calls him super cool.<br />
*Email [[flashback]] &mdash; Strong Bad again describes Senor Cardgage as cool.<br />
*[[Senorial Day]] &mdash; Strong Bad asks for Senor Cardgage's autograph and is excited to catch a football from him.<br />
*Email [[alternate universe]] &mdash; Strong Bad calls his life "complete" after being teleported into a fishing boat with Senor Cardgage.<br />
*Email [[the movies]] &mdash; Strong Bad aspires to someday work in a movie theatre like Senor Cardgage does.<br />
*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad is extremely eager to help Senor Cardgage buy his "intregway".<br />
*Email [[licensed]] &mdash; Strong Bad says that if he had kids, he'd leave them at [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]] every morning.<br />
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; Despite [[Coach Z]]'s protests, Strong Bad decides that Senor Cardgage would make a ''perfect'' [[Dadgeresque]]. Strong Bad doesn't even give him a script, proclaiming him a "natural".<br />
*Email [[hremail 3184]] &mdash; Strong Bad is excited to see Senor Cardgage.<br />
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] &mdash; Strong Bad, [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]] save Senor Cardgage's life. It's also noteworthy that the phrase "Everybody knows" is used when describing how to save Cardgage, implying this isn't the first time Strong Bad has saved Senor Cardgage's life.<br />
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==Senor Cardgage being nice to Strong Bad==<br />
*Email [[kind of cool]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage offers Strong Bad a "slice of gum".<br />
*Email [[flashback]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage seems to make an attempt to congratulate Strong Bad on his 100th email.<br />
*[[Senorial Day]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage signs Strong Bad's football.<br />
*Email [[alternate universe]] &mdash; To Strong Bad's delight, Senor Cardgage shows him his "tackle box" and offers to adopt him.<br />
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==Senor Cardgage being rude to Strong Bad==<br />
*In all of his appearances, Senor Cardgage has never actually referred to Strong Bad (or anybody, for that matter) by his real name.<br />
*Email [[kind of cool]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage dismisses the idea of ever seeing Strong Bad again and promptly walks away.<br />
*[[Senorial Day]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage neglects to throw Strong Bad's football back to Strong Bad twice, and walks away with it.<br />
*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage quickly exits on his "intregway" as soon as he sees Strong Bad.<br />
*Email [[hremail 3184]] &mdash; Senor Cardgage flatly refuses to help Strong Bad "come out of e-tirement". He also steals Strong Bad's steak sandwich, but Strong Bad doesn't seem to mind.<br />
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==Strong Bad disliking Senor Cardgage==<br />
*[[Senorial Day]] &mdash; Strong Bad seems mildly annoyed that Senor Cardgage hasn't returned his football.<br />
*Email [[hremail 3184]] &mdash; Strong Bad is "quite scared" as Senor Cardgage walks in place to the sounds of traffic.<br />
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] &mdash; Strong Bad implies that Senor Cardgage was either lying or simply incoherent as usual when he claimed to Marzipan that he was "dying".<br />
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[[Category:Strong Bad]]</div>107.196.175.12http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Crimes_Committed_by_Strong_BadCrimes Committed by Strong Bad2015-07-12T04:32:24Z<p>107.196.175.12: /* Mugging */ If it's part of the script, the mugging isn't illegal. Ergo, if it's going to be on the page, we have to account for that fact</p>
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<div>[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]<br />
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.<br />
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==Aiding and Abetting==<br />
*Email [[50 emails]] &mdash; Through a one-sided phone conversation, it is heavily implied that Strong Bad will receive $50 in exchange for leaving a key to his house underneath the mat in order for an unknown person to take (and presumably sell) [[soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].<br />
*Email [[bike thief]] &mdash; Strong Bad sends a secret message to anyone wanting to steal the bike of the person who emailed him, offering up advice on how to commit the crime in exchange for splitting the profits "fitty-fitty".<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.<br />
*Email [[buried]] &mdash; Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.<br />
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==Arson==<br />
*Email [[dragon]] &mdash; Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].<br />
*Email [[caper]] &mdash; Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.<br />
*Email [[lady fan]] &mdash; Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.<br />
*Email [[the chair]] &mdash; [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad burns an oil spill from the [[Gremlin]].<br />
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==Assault and Battery==<br />
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.<br />
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.<br />
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Strong Bad is said to have locked Strong Sad in the bathtub.<br />
*Email [[little animal]] &mdash; Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].<br />
*Email [[invisibility]] &mdash; Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.<br />
*Email [[your friends]] &mdash; Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.<br />
*Email [[mascot]] &mdash; It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.<br />
*Email [[the process]] &mdash; Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.<br />
*Email [[no loafing]] &mdash; Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and saying "I hate you."<br />
*Email [[the bet]] &mdash; Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but he is not seen dropping it.<br />
*Email [[car]] &mdash; Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked-out fist.<br />
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]].<br />
**Email [[imaginary]] &mdash; The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.<br />
*Email [[rampage]] &mdash; Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.<br />
*Email [[do over]] &mdash; Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head".<br />
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] &mdash; Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.<br />
*Email [[modeling]] &mdash; Strong Bad karate chops the King of Town.<br />
*Email [[lady...ing]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.<br />
*Email [[lady fan]] &mdash; When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.<br />
*Email [[cliffhangers]] &mdash; Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.<br />
*Email [[what I want]] &mdash; Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.<br />
*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.<br />
*Email [[slumber party]] &mdash; Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.<br />
*Email [[environment]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.<br />
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] &mdash; Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].<br />
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] &mdash; Strong Bad puts Roman candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.<br />
*[[Donut Unto Others]] &mdash; Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an "F" on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.<br />
*[[Hremail 3184]] &mdash; To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a Garden Weasel.<br />
*Email [[dictionary]] &mdash; Strong Bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.<br />
*[[Crystal Fortress]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.<br />
*Email [[sbemail206]] &mdash; Strong Bad tricks Homestar into running into a mirror, tricks Marzipan into swallowing The Cheat, and has a microwave thrown at Strong Sad.<br />
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==Attempted Murder==<br />
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.<br />
*[[Theme Song Video]] &mdash; Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.<br />
*Email [[homsar]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].<br />
*Email [[couch patch]] &mdash; Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.<br />
*Email [[pom pom]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.<br />
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad glues Homsar to Marzipan's head and leaves them for dead in the territory of a wolf pack.<br />
*Email [[the movies]] &mdash; In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.<br />
*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.<br />
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] &mdash; Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of the [[Steep Deep]], assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.<br />
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] &mdash; Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.<br />
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==Black Market (Bubs)==<br />
*Email [[licensed]] &mdash; Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.<br />
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.<br />
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.<br />
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].<br />
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==[[Breaking and Entering]]==<br />
*Email [[caper]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.<br />
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.<br />
*Email [[part-time job]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.<br />
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks into [[the King of Town's castle]] to steal Homestar's criminal record.<br />
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==[[Cheating]]==<br />
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] &mdash; Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.<br />
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.<br />
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] &mdash; Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.<br />
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] &mdash; When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.<br />
*Email [[impression]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.<br />
*Email [[pet show]] &mdash; Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]] so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.<br />
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] &mdash; Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.<br />
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==Counterfeiting==<br />
*Email [[autobiography]] &mdash; It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.<br />
*Email [[couch patch]] &mdash; Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.<br />
*Email [[shapeshifter]] &mdash; Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.<br />
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==Extortion==<br />
*Email [[suntan]] &mdash; In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].<br />
*Email [[lunch special]] &mdash; Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.<br />
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.<br />
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==Frameup==<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand). He later makes it appear as if [[Limozeen]] has committed ecological crimes to upset [[Marzipan]] and bring down [[Cool Tapes]]' rating.<br />
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==Gate-crashing==<br />
*Email [[senior prom]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device intended to de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; During a flashback, [[Marzipan]] explains that the reason she didn't invite Strong Bad to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] victory party is because the last time he attended one of her parties, he jumped off the roof of [[Marzipan's House|her house]] and landed on the cake she baked, splattering it everywhere.<br />
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==Gross Negligence==<br />
*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.<br />
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==Human Trafficking==<br />
*Email [[the bet]] &mdash; Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]".<br />
*Email [[garage sale]] &mdash; In an Easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.<br />
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==[[Credit Card Fraud|Identity Theft]]==<br />
*Email [[credit card]] &mdash; Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].<br />
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".<br />
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==Kidnapping==<br />
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.<br />
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==Mugging==<br />
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; Strong Bad, breaking the script he had written for [[Dangeresque (character)|himself]], uses the [[Nunchuck Gun]] on many characters he meets, even Dangeresque's friends.<br />
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; Strong Bad threatens Tycho with his nunchuck gun into handing over a candy bar that Strong Bad, along with Max and Heavy, mistook for a weapon.<br />
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==Phone Harassment==<br />
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.<br />
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==Prison Escape==<br />
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad escapes house arrest.<br />
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==Public Indecency==<br />
*Email [[nightlife]] &mdash; Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.<br />
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==Research Ethics Violations==<br />
* Email [[current status]] &mdash; Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].<br />
*Email [[caffeine]] &mdash; Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:<br />
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.<br />
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.<br />
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.<br />
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==Rioting==<br />
*Email [[disconnected]] &mdash; Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.<br />
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==Spamming==<br />
*Email [[unused emails]] &mdash; Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements". In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)<br />
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==Theft==<br />
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's star.<br />
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s trophy.<br />
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] &mdash; Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.<br />
*[[The Reddest Radish]] &mdash; Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.<br />
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.<br />
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.<br />
*Email [[vacation]] &mdash; Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].<br />
*Email [[invisibility]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals a bunch of [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].<br />
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.<br />
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.<br />
*[[Experimental Film]] &mdash; Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.<br />
*Email [[extra plug]] &mdash; It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].<br />
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] &mdash; Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.<br />
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.<br />
*Email [[garage sale]] &mdash; Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.<br />
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] &mdash; It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.<br />
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] &mdash; Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the Goblin]]'s hamster ball.<br />
*Email [[what I want]] &mdash; Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks. <br />
*Email [[bike thief]] &mdash; Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.<br />
*Email [[hiding]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.<br />
*Email [[email thunder]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.<br />
*[[Behind the Bad]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals the source code for the SBCG4AP series from [[Telltale Games]] and attempts to send it to [[Videlectrix]] via fax.<br />
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] &mdash; Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.<br />
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; Strong Bad occasionally buys into poker games by using Homestar's shutter shades as collateral.<br />
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==Unlawful Impersonation==<br />
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.<br />
*[[Donut Unto Others]] &mdash; Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.<br />
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] &mdash; Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.<br />
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==Vandalism==<br />
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] &mdash; Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.<br />
*Email [[sibbie]] &mdash; Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.<br />
*Email [[kids' book]] &mdash; Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an Easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".<br />
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &mdash; Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and toilet paper [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).<br />
*Email [[lackey]] &mdash; It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.<br />
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.<br />
*Email [[lunch special]] &mdash; Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.<br />
*[[That Time of Year]] &mdash; Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].<br />
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.<br />
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] &mdash; Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.<br />
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] &mdash; Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween Night.<br />
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.<br />
*Email [[slumber party]] &mdash; The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.<br />
*Email [[email thunder]] &mdash; Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.<br />
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad decapitates, then burns, Marzipan's Homestar float.<br />
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.<br />
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.<br />
*[[sbemail206]] &mdash; Strong Bad tapes over the two doors to Bubs' car, locking Bubs out of his car and Coach Z inside his "apratment"<br />
*[[Record Store Day]] &mdash; Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's Sloshy Vinyl Record.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]<br />
*[[Crime and Punishment]]<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]<br />
[[Category:Strong Bad]]</div>107.196.175.12http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Donut_Unto_OthersDonut Unto Others2015-07-11T04:37:14Z<p>107.196.175.12: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>{{toonnav|Shorts|doughnutstand|4 Gregs|Where U Goin' 2?}}<br />
[[Image:Doughnut.png|thumb|"Do you dough-not want one?"]]<br />
Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--not spelled donut--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Do-Nots]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]<br />
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'''Date:''' Monday, April 6, 2009<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 3:56<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut<!--don't change the spelling--> Rush!<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan enters}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade doughnuts<!--donut change the spelling--> for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the doughnut<!--donut change the spelling, ya'll--> factory!<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg}{voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' And...that made you want to start a doughnut <!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> shop?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Picks up a small note from the table}'' There's just this square of TP that says... ''{cut to a close-up of the note}'' "dog-nut" on it.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe. <br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.<br />
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''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is in a makeshift doughnut<!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> stand formed from a large [[cardboard box]] marked "Do-Nots" with a window cut out of it. A fat fryer can be seen bubbling in the back.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million doughnuts<!--for Pete's sake, do not change the spelling of doughnut--> I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--we understand you want to change the spelling to donut, but DOnut--> rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.<br />
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''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Homestar!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--spelled correctly--> rush. What can I get for you?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{continuing his forced restraint}'' It's really great to very see you, Homestar!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nervous}'' Umm... it's good to see you, too, I guess.<br />
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''{As Bubs says the following, we cut to a shot revealing that Homestar's stand is right next to Bubs', facing it, and that Homestar's legs are outlined under the window in dotted lines}'' <br />
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'''BUBS:''' I'm ''delighted'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away'' from me!<br />
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''{cut back to Homestar and Bubs}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Yes! That is a really ''{holding out his right fist}'' outstanding ideeeaaaa! ''{places his fist down}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, Bubs? Are we in a fight?<br />
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''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut<!--not spelled as donut--> place right across the street from me!<br />
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''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The street?<br />
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''{Bubs and Homestar both examine the grass between the two stands}'' <br />
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'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.<br />
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''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs, with his Concession Stand visible in the background with a sign "Why not Donuts<!--spelled as donuts here-->?" on the original sign.}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' That was two hours ago. ''{changes to his normal expression, now speaking normally}'' Now I'm in the doughnut<!--here it is spelled as doughnut--> bidness. ''{with a straight line eyebrow}'' How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?<br />
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''{Cut back to the two and the box.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--seriously, it is spelled doughnut. Do not change the spelling--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!--not to be changed to donut--> field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!<br />
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''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}''<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! All right, gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, ''{places a hefty stack of paperwork on the ground}'' we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake. Now, commence marketing bombardment!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mine's is homemade! ''{holds up a spoon with some doughnut batter and a few hairs on it}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package. ''{holds up a package of his doughnuts<!--This IS spelled correctly--> that says "FROM HOMEMÁDE!"}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got grit, gumption, and an adorable speech ''{exaggerating his usual speech impediment}'' impootaboot.<br />
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''{The King of Town pops his crown up in surprise and turns to see an angry Bubs putting his right arm in a curl.}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' My name's Bubs, I talk hard and fast.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Available in 57 different varieties!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' One flavor ''{the word "regular" appears above his head}'', over a hundred different names for it! ''{various names that all are variations of "regular" appear around Bubs}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts<!--sic-->!"; as he says each descriptions, it appears onscreen}'' Fights cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{sticks his right arm out in alarm}'' Health Inspector! Cheese it, everyone!<br />
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''{Bubs closes his stand}''<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! ''{he disappears in another puff of smoke}''<br />
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''{Strong Bad, in silhouette, is seen coming up and walks towards Homestar with a clipboard in his hand.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million doughnuts<!--donut change to donut-->?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want ''one''.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But do you dough-''not'' want one? Hmmm?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down. Now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back.<br />
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''{Homestar takes the swab and rubs it on the fat fryer.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir, Inspector Heath! ''{Homestar starts humming the theme to Inspector Gadget}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To himself}'' ...And we'll do a little ''{rolls the l}'' bit of ''this''! ''{Strong Bad slaps a note marked "F" on the side of Homestar's stand, causing it to fall over. Smoke begins to rise from it.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! My face!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs and walks away}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My delicious fried face! Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage? At least questionably so? Bubs?<br />
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''{Cut to a long shot of both stands in silhouette. Bubs opens the back of his stand and is seen sneaking away.}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{to the tune of "Mysterioso Pizzicato"}'' Root, root, root, root, doodloodloodloodloodloo, doot doot doot doo...<br />
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''{A circle of "ends" appears, the top of which is pink. A back button appears.}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Explanations===<br />
* The toon's title is a pun on the [[Wikipedia:Ethic of reciprocity|ethic of reciprocity]], commonly known as the "Golden Rule," which is often expressed as "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."<br />
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===Trivia===<br />
*The [[News Articles|newspaper]] reads:<br />
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"<br />
| style="color:#999; font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.5em; line-height:1em; padding:5px; text-align:center;" | The Imaginary Newspapes<br />
|-<br />
| style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:2em; padding:5px; text-align=center;" |<font size=5>MARZIPAN RAVES:</font><br />
|-<br />
| style="color:#999; font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.25em; text-align:center;" | Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!<br />
|-<br />
| style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.1em;" | FCUSA - The Marzipan was stunned<br>today when she woke to find a totally<br>legit donut <!--[sic]--> enterprise operating out<br>of her own dang kitchen. Mexican<br>high jumper Homestar Garcia Colon<br>was unavailable for comment but<br>French long jumper Chateau 'Octo'<br>Etoile broke out the ol' soft shoe. <br />
|}<br />
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*Removing Bubs' silhouette at the end of the toon with a Flash decompiler reveals that he's wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".<br />
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===Remarks===<br />
*[[Trivia Time]] can be seen in the Kitchen.<br />
*In Marzipan's kitchen, the sink seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]] has disappeared.<br />
*When Bubs warns that the health inspector is coming, he looks and points in a direction different from the one from which Strong Bad (as a health inspector) comes.<br />
*Though he dreamt he was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs, Homestar is seen with a [[Spanish|Mexican flag]] on his shirt with one leg in front of the high jump. ''(See Real-World References)'' ''(See Inside References)''<br />
*As evidenced by the mat behind him, Homestar appeared to be in a high-jump competition, not a long-jump.<br />
*Bubs's larger eye changes color depending on the color of his skin.<br />
*The King of Town says "I've come to my decision" at the 3 minute 9 second mark of the cartoon, taking "the 3:09 doughnut rush" to new levels.<br />
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===Goofs===<br />
[[Image:Bubs_head_fade_glitch.png|thumb|I'm delighted you've decided to set up a solid color line about ten feet away from me!]]<br />
* Homestar's "secret recipe" is not on the table before he has his dream flashback.<br />
* A line on Bubs's face delays changing color when he calms down after arguing with Homestar.<br />
* As Strong Bad enters the scene in a silhouette, the left side of Homestar's doughnut stand is not completely touching the ground.<br />
**As well, a piece of the yellow background is visible underneath the bottom-right corner of Bubs' Concession Stand, as if it were not level on the ground.<br />
* When closing his eyes while speaking to Strong Bad, a part of Homestar's eye does not disappear, resulting in a small black spot on his forehead.<br />
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===Inside References===<br />
*Homestar claims he was a [[French]] long-jump champion. The French name in the newspaper, "Chateau Etoile" roughly means "Home<!-- Not necessarily "castle". --> Star". ''(See Remarks)''<br />
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] in this short.<br />
*Strong Bad pulls the F slip out of [[hammerspace]].<br />
*In Homestar's newspaper, Marzipan is once again referred to as "The Marzipan" as she was in [[Date Nite]]. This is another example of [[integral article]]s before names.<br />
*When the Health Inspector comes up, Bubs says, "Cheese it!", which is what Strong Bad says to Strong Mad and The Cheat when they steal Marzipan's radish in [[The Reddest Radish]].<br />
*Homestar also used the words "Dough-''not''" in place of "not" in [[Weclome Back]].<br />
*"Do-Nots" is phonetically similar to the phrase "doe not", used by Senor Cardgage in [[Senorial Day]] ("You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!!")<br />
*The song played when Bubs and Homestar "fight over" the King of Town is also played during [[No Hands on Deck!]].<br />
*The fanfare playing during Homestar's dream sequence is the last half of the 2007 [[Strong Badathlon]]'s fanfare.<br />
*The newspaper mentions Marzipan's "[[Own Dang X|own dang]] kitchen..."<br />
*Bubs is said to sell [[Questionable Services|questionable]] medical coverage.<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
* Homestar hums the theme to [[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]].<br />
* The flag that Homestar wears in his dream is the [[Wikipedia:Flag of Mexico|flag of Mexico]].<br />
* Several of the companies that Homestar lists as a conglomerate are real companies:<br />
** [[Wikipedia:KFC|KFC]] and [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] are restaurants owned by [[Wikipedia: Yum! Brands|Yum! Brands]] that often share a building.<br />
** [[Wikipedia:Radisson Hotels|Radisson]] is a hotel chain owned by [[Wikipedia:Carlson Companies|Carlson Companies]].<br />
** [[Texas Instruments]] is a semiconductor and electronics maker.<br />
**[[Wikipedia: NASA|NASA]] is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate.<br />
*Bubs's line about being able to legally say his doughnuts are "from Homemade" is a reference to an [[Snopes:business/genius/usa.asp|urban legend]] in which Japan supposedly renamed one of its cities to "Usa" in order to claim that its products were "Made in USA".<br />
*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company|Heinz]].<br />
*The music Bubs hums at the end is a piece called "Mysterioso Pizzicato" and is commonly used as stock music for sneaking characters or villains.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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[[Image:record book.png|thumb|Biggest Waste of Dump.]]<br />
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Strong Bad gathers records for [[Count Longardeaux's Book|''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records'']].<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]]<br />
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br />
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'''Date:''' Monday, July 25, 2005<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 3:51<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br />
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... ''{starts reading}''<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: records</div><br />
dear strong bad,<br><br />
i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,<br><br />
what for?<br><br />
nathan, tx</blockquote><br />
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''{Strong Bad says "book" as "bük" and says "tx" as "Tee-Ex" (that is, as the individual letters).}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oooh, the Nathan TX! That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan. Better Blue Book value, too. I can't remember if I'm in the record book or not. Seems like I should be. Let's take a look. A book-look. ''{pronounced like "bük luke"}''<br />
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''{Cut to a table. Strong Bad places "THE RECORD BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The Book!" on the table.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's see what we got in here.<br />
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''{He opens the book to page 42. The page shows a picture of a really dirty Coach Z with an afro and mustache, and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Longest Showerless Streak 65 Days, 3 Hours, 42 Minutes: COACH Z."}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' 65 days?! That's ''way'' outdated! I'm pretty sure he's surpassed that one by several fortnights at this point.<br />
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''{Turns to page 116. This page shows young Strong Bad in a diaper and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Dirtiest Diapey, Very, Very Dirty: LIL' STRONG BAD."}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dirtiest Diape&mdash; Whoa! ''{throws eggs, bacon, and coffee on the page and makes coughing noises}'' Coffee, eggs, bacon! Oh, too bad, I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.<br />
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''{Cut back to the Lappy}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Clearly, this book is in serious need of an update. Let's begin with the title. How about: Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records. ''{The book appears}'' Now ''that'' sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket. Now let's go see about updating some o' them records.<br />
<br />
''{He gets up. We now see Strong Sad, holding a magnifying glass and humming softly, writing on a grain of rice. His face is magnified. Strong Bad walks up.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Sup, double-bottom? How much you weigh?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' What do you wanna know that for?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Count Longardeaux has me out gathering new records ''{holds up a clipboard, which has a paper on it that reads "who the fattest?"}'' for his record book.<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! Well then ''this'' should interest you! I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! ''{Cut to a view of the rice grain through the magnifying glass.}'' In four languages!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! That ''definitely'' deserves a record! <br />
<br />
''{A buzzer is heard and a page of the book is shown. It reads "Chapter 7 - Records of Loneliness, Biggest Waste of Dump: Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad." The picture shows Strong Sad looking through his magnifying glass at the camera, smiling.}''<br />
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''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The King of Town is seen with a giant pile of salt in front of him. Strong Bad walks up.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, King o' Town, I need some disgusting eating records. Why don't you just, uh, have lunch, and I'm sure you'll set several without even trying.<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! I like eating lunch! Today I'm having a giant pile of salt!<br />
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''{The camera pans over, and we can now see the entire pile. We can also see a salt shaker labeled with the number "7" sitting near the pile.}'' <br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Vwoooooooooooooooooo-foop!<br />
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''{The King sucks it all in in one gulp, like a vacuum cleaner, including the salt shaker.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Nice woik!<br />
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''{The King seems to hiccup three times.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What, you got-a some hiccups?<br />
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''{The King "hiccups" again.}''<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks!<br />
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''{Another buzzer, another page that reads "Chapter 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records, Least Healthiest (Man?): The King of Town." The King "hiccups" again.}''<br />
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''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field on his soapbox, which now reads "THIRTEEN, Y'ALL."}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? Ba-ha-ha-haaa! Man, they do not wear shirts!<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z, also in The Field.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Coach Z, what kind of wonderment do you have in store for us? That's not shower-related?<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Well, I'm gonna set the world record for puttin' nine pieces ''{starts putting chewed gum on his face}'' of chewed gum up on my face and singin' the "I'm Just Me" song and hoppin' around on one foot! ''{He starts hopping on one foot.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach...<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' I'm just me! ''{Strong Bad shakes his head.}'' Can't you see? ''{Strong Bad starts hitting himself.}'' I'm just a silly little bumblebee!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, please stop! ''{Coach Z stops hopping and singing, but remains on one foot.}'' Look, you can't just make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a "record." ''{Cut to Homsar, hopping on one foot with nine pieces of chewed gum on his face. The music from Homsar's character video plays.}'' Count Longardeaux would not stand for&mdash;<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!<br />
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''{Homestar pops up.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What does a redneck man call a dead possum lyin' in the middle of the road? Ba-ha-ha-haa! Probably sushi!<br />
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''{An unseen audience groans.}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I think we're just about done here. Strong Mad set the record&mdash; <br />
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''{A page of the book that reads "Chapter 2 - Special Records, Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad (Just One!): Strong Mad." The picture shows Strong Mad holding his tube. It has many holes in it and at the top is one macaroni nailed into it }'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;for Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad. <br />
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''{Another page, "Chapter 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field, Pole Vault, 20 ft. 1.5 in.: Marzipan" appears. This one has no picture, and instead there is a black box that reads "Surprisingly, No Photo Available."}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan set the World Record for the pole vault. And Bubs won Cutest Couple. <br />
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''{Yet another page, this one reading "Chapter 9 - Superlatives, Cutest Couple: Bubs" with a picture of Bubs (and no one else) trying to look cute.}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait, I forgot about me. I ''gots'' to get in this record book somehow. I'll get the record for...<br />
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''{Cut back to show The Cheat standing nearby.}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! "Most rectangular mouth?!" My mouth can be round!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes The Cheat noises and puts his hands on his hips}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What a bunch of bull ''{making his mouth as round as possible}'' hOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOO&mdash;<br />
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''{A buzzer is heard, followed by a page appears that reads "Chapter 7 - Saying Words For A Long Time Records, Longest 'Bull Honkey', 13.4 Seconds: The Human Strong Bad." The picture shows Strong Bad in the same position he was just seen in.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;nkey. Bull honkey.<br />
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down. Instead of the normal Back button, Count Longardeaux's image has a speech bubble reading "Back" in its place.}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
[[Image:Nathan TX Easter Egg.PNG|thumb|Way four more cylinders!]]<br />
*Near the beginning, click on "standard Nathan" to see a drawing of "Standard Nathan" (some generic man) on an [[index card]]. <br />
**As the picture zooms in, it shows "the Nathan TX," which shows a weird smiling car in front of Standard Nathan. It is labeled "built-in smoke" (pointing to smoke from the tires), "3 front wheels" (pointing to its multiple front wheels), and "nathan" (pointing to Nathan).<br />
*When the King of Town is eating the salt, click on the salt shaker to see a can of "Standard Nathan" Brand salt. (The link continues to work after the King has sucked up the shaker)<br />
*While Homestar Runner is telling his second [[Wikipedia:redneck|redneck]] joke, click on Homsar in the background to see his record page. It reads "Chapter 81 - Awkwardnesses, The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!: Homsar" and shows Homsar with the gum on his face and his hat over his eyes, but in a different background.<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
===Explanations===<br />
*The King of Town had a [[Wikipedia:heart attack|heart attack]] (several times) after eating the pile of [[Wikipedia:Edible salt#Health effects|salt]]; [[Wikipedia:sodium|sodium]] is a chemical element linked to [[Wikipedia:Hypertension|high blood pressure]]. Persistent high blood pressure is a risk factor for heart attacks.<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#crush crumble and chomp|crush, crumble, & chomp]]".<br />
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===Remarks===<br />
*As of July 25, 2005, the [http://www.iaaf.org/statistics/records/gender=W/allrecords/discipline=PV/index.html women's world record] for [[Wikipedia:pole vault|pole vault]] was 16 ft, 5 in. That record was set on July 22, 2005. Marzipan's world record is just one-quarter inch short of the [http://www.iaaf.org/statistics/records/gender=M/allrecords/discipline=PV/index.html men's world record] of 20 ft, 1.75 in. However, that was set indoors, and the outdoor record is 20 ft., 1.25 in., which Marzipan beat.<br />
*Though Strong Bad's record says "13.4 seconds", he only says "Bull Honkey" for 10.8 seconds, counting both "Bull" and the silent pause before "key". Just the Hooo&ndash; part lasts for 8.1 seconds. However from the time he starts saying "Bull Honkey" to The Paper coming down is 13.4 seconds. The number is more likely to refer to the fact that this is email #134.<br />
*When Strong Bad was turning to the "Dirtiest Diapey" record, it looked like he was turning two pages, but instead, he turned seventy-four pages. Also, the same chapter (Chapter 4 - Records of Smell) continues 74 pages further.<br />
*"Least healthiest man" is grammatically incorrect. It should be either "least healthy man" or "unhealthiest man".<br />
<!-- We've seen Strong Sad smile in the past, and it's not so much of a rarity these days, so don't put it here. --><br />
*When Strong Bad spills breakfast on the record book, he is shown telling another [[blatant lie]].<br />
*Ironically, Strong Bad's mouth remains rectangular instead of becoming round (as it normally does when he pronounces the "ou" sound) during "Most Rectangular Mouth!?".<br />
*Although Strong Bad tells Coach Z that he can't win a record for "mak[ing] up some random crap that no one else will ever do," Strong Mad apparently does just that by nailing macaroni to a paper towel tube.<br />
**Strong Bad himself gets into the record book with a similar gimmick.<br />
*Count Longardeaux's book apparently has two chapter sevens &mdash; one for "Records of Loneliness", and one for "Saying Words For A Long Time Records."<br />
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===Goofs===<br />
*Even after the King of Town swallows up the salt shaker ''and'' the record page appears, the Easter egg can still be activated. However, after the record page comes up, the Easter egg cannot be seen behind the record page.<br />
*While Strong Bad is turned away from the Lappy, part of the screen is going over the outside of its normal area.<br />
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===Inside References===<br />
*The intro song mentions [[style]].<br />
*Strong Bad spills [[coffee]], [[eggs]], and [[bacon]] on his outdated record book.<br />
*The tune which Strong Bad sings during the email's intro is similar to the tune which plays whenever a recipe card appears during the email [[secret recipes]].<br />
*Coach Z was seen with an afro and mustache in [[stand-up]].<br />
*The salt shaker labeled '7' that the King of Town is seen eating from is also used in [[Meet Marshie]].<br />
*"You got-a some hiccups?" is the same line Strong Bad used in [[Halloween Fairstival]] when The Cheat got the hiccups.<br />
*The [[Soapbox]] Homestar stands on has been seen before in [[fingers]] and [[army]], with labels containing "eleven" and "twelve", respectively (in this email it contains "thirteen").<br />
*The music played while Homsar hops on one foot is from his [[Homsar's Character Video|character video]].<br />
*The buzzer that is played when the pages appear on the screen is that same one that's used for the [[DELETED]] screen.<br />
*The groans heard when Homestar tells his second redneck joke are from [[Senorial Day]].<br />
*Coach Z has the record for "longest [[Showering|showerless]] streak."<br />
*Strong Bad saying "nice woik" is example of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].<br />
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "book" was heard in [[kids' book]].<br />
*[[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad smiles]] in his record picture.<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*"Blue Book" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Kelley Blue Book|Kelley Blue Book]], a resource book for people who want to buy or sell used cars. When discussing the price of a used car, people will often check the Blue Book for the car's value.<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:Paradise Lost|Paradise Lost]]'' was an epic blank-verse poem written in 1667 by English poet [[Wikipedia:John Milton|John Milton]].<br />
*The Standard Nathan Brand Salt container is drawn to resemble the Morton Salt container, manufactured by [http://www.mortonsalt.com/consumer/about_us/history/index.htm Morton International, Inc].<br />
*"Nathan TX" refers to the nomenclature of some makes of automobile, such as the [[Wikipedia:Honda Accord|Honda Accord]] or [[Wikipedia:Mazda Protege|Mazda Protege]]; often, there is a base model, and then a higher end model differentiated by the additional letters. Luxury editions will usually be differentiated by a series containing an "x', such as EX, LX, EXT etc.<br />
*Strong Bad's beginning "Drape it over your arms..." song is sung to the opening notes of "Super Trooper" by The Oceans which is the theme to the 1985 film "Poliziotto superpiù" A.K.A. "Superfuzz".<br />
*Strong Bad's remark that you can't just "make up some random crap that no-one will ever do" and call it a record is a possible reference to the [http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/ Guinness World Records] TV show, which depicted several obscure records, such as "Most bubbles blown with a tarantula in the mouth" or "Farthest distance of milk squirted from eye."<br />
*Homestar's mention of "[[Wikipedia: stock car racing|stock car racing]]" refers to the stereotype that [[Wikipedia: NASCAR|NASCAR]] is only popular in the Southern United States, especially among rednecks. This is partially due to NASCAR having its origins in places like Daytona, Florida and Talladega, Alabama.<br />
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===Fast Forward===<br />
*[[Bull Honkey]] is later seen in [[road trip]] as an energy drink.<br />
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== DVD Version ==<br />
*The Nathan TX Easter egg shows the TX drawing after flying in, switching to the Standard Nathan after a few seconds.<br />
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.<br />
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=== Commentary Transcript ===<br />
{'''Commentary by:''' [[Mike]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]}<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, I remember as a kid thinking that the Guinness Book of World Records was like, up there with the Bible. ''{Mike chuckles}'' It's like, there was the Bible, and there was the Guinness... The Guinness Man.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' It seemed a lot more important back then than it does now, that's for sure.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's true.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' I also just used to read it.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Oh, definitely, it was the most checked out book in the library!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Do you think kids still read it, or is it just&mdash;<br />
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'''MIKE:''' I don't know.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't ima&mdash; I me&mdash; I mean, they have to! The dudes with curly Q, like, fingernails. Remember that guy in India?<br />
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'''MIKE:''' And those twins on the motorcyles?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah!<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Those guys were ''stylish''.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And the fattest man, you could look at the fattest man for hours.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Seriously, The Tallest Man? Though, I think he was 8'11".<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That is tall.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' That's ''insanely'' tall.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Wow.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy&mdash;<br />
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'''MIKE:''' I don't know of anybody&mdash; I've never heard of anyone else being 8 feet tall.<br />
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''{Strong Bad spills breakfast all over his record.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tha- tha- that- that time, that was totally... breakfast. ''{Mike laughs}'' Yeah.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' Uhhh... something's going on beneath the coffee there.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, there... there definitely wasn't. I always keep a little breakfast in my pocket, ''{Mike laughs}'' in case, uh... of an embarrassing situation.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Fried egg.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' You just throw, uh... the breakfast out?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And nobody&mdash; everybody's totally distracted. "Oh, breakfast!" ''{Mike laughs}'' It doesn't matter what happened. You accidentally poop your pants or something, in public. ''{pauses}'' Oh. What do you think the mysterious Count Longardeaux. Does he live in a castle?<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' Probably.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Atop a hill?<br />
<br />
''{long pause until the scene with Strong Sad writing on the rice}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You can always get these, you know, like at the beach or whatever, there'll be some scene painted on a grain of rice.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' You&mdash; you ever got one of those?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Key West. ''{Mike and Ryan laugh}''<br />
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'''MIKE:''' I've never heard that.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You've never seen that?<br />
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'''MIKE:''' I've seen things written, but I've never seen... I've seen them for sale in gift shops.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well right... that's what I'm sayin'.<br />
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'''MIKE:''' That's cool, man! You should buy one!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, well, maybe ''you'' should buy one. ''{Mike and Ryan laugh}''<br />
<br />
''{pause until The King of Town starts sucking in the salt}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I like the sound the King makes. ''{all three laugh}'' Whoa-ho-ho! Look out dude, he got the 7... the 7 shaker. ''{long pause}'' I'll say that again in a different cra-toon!<br />
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'''MIKE:''' They're all seven&mdash;<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What that thing next to him? You see that, there was a... ''{sees Homestar}'' What is he doing? Man. And what is with that soap box that keeps counting up?<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' It gets one... It gets one more every time.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' One louder! ''{long pause}'' Ryan.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Strong Bad.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What's one of your favorite records-book-type things? Or like, freakshow types?<br />
<br />
'''RYAN:''' The hai&mdash; the hairy forehead.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' The hairy forehead? ''{Mike laughs}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' It was always a favorite.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a good one. ''{sees him hitting himself}'' Oh-ho! I hated it so much, I had to punch myself in the face, to offset how much I hated it. ''{Ryan and Mike laugh}'' That seems like, half of the stuff you'd see, though, in the Guiness book. It'd be like, some guy's like, "Oh, I'm gonna do some arbitrary thing."<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' "I'm gonna put a bunch of, uh... bees on my face."<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, the&mdash; The beard of bees? ''{Mike laughs}'' Man, that is no kind of record. ''{pause}'' It's stupid... and fun to watch. but it's not&mdash;<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' It's not a world record.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No!<br />
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'''MIKE:''' That's designated for things like the longest hair.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right!<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' Legitimate feats of wonder.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly! Longest fingernails. ''{long pause until Marzipan's record is shown}'' Yeah.<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' She beat Sergey Bubka's record, maybe?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I think so! Awwwwww, Bubs! Cutest couple. <br />
<br />
''{long pause until Strong Bad's mouth is mentioned}''<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' Crush ''{unintelligible}''.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Look, this...is my fleshtangle, and I don't know why I didn't tell nobody at the time.<br />
<br />
'''MIKE:''' A fleshtangle, huh?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I call it. A fleshtangle of mouth. ''{pause}'' That's a pretty good Bull Honkey!<br />
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'''MIKE:''' I bet I can beat that.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah? I can go right now! ''{makes a long "OoOoOooO..." sound that lasts until the email ends.}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Robert Wadlow|Robert Wadlow]] is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the tallest man who ever lived. He was, as noted, 8'11" tall at time of death.<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Sergei Bubka|Sergey Bubka]] is a retired Ukrainian pole vaulter who is the current world record holder for indoor (6.15 meters) and outdoor (6.14 meters) for pole vault.<br />
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