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<div>[[Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|thumb|"Ahh, I sometimes get tired of that."]]<br />
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].<br />
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{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}<br />
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== Game Introduction ==<br />
:''{over the course of singing the song, Strong Bad walks through the house, starting asleep on the couch in the basement, and finishing upstairs sitting in front of the Lappy in the computer room}''<br />
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Rhino... Rhino Feeder... oh, ''{vigorous head shaking noise}'' I was dreaming about... muffins.<br />
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{half singing}'' I wake up every morning feeling awesome. Even though I slept on the remote again last night&mdash; ow! ''{kicks The Cheat into the dryer}''<br />
<br />
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{the cheat noise}''<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to tear up another day, the Strong Bad freakin' way!<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Like an imploding star, like a burning car, my style shines so bright!<br />
<br />
:''{high fives Strong Mad}''<br />
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Please, stop trying, to handle my style. 'Cause you can't, no you can't, ''{grunts}'' handle my style.<br />
<br />
:''{Throws box of cereal at Strong Sad}''<br />
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously, quit trying to handle my style. Unless you are a lady, then you're cordially invited to have a giant slice of my styyyyyle!<br />
<br />
:''{[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad checks his email]]}''<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>Subject: Beating Homestar?</div><br />
Dear Strong Bad,<br/><br />
If you hate Homestar why dont you beat the snot out of him?<br><br />
Are you chicken or something?<br/><br />
Confused,<br/><br />
Ennie M. Frenchtown, CA<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
:''{reads "dont" as spelled, reads confused as "Con-fussed", reads 'CA' like he did in [[some kinda robot]]''}<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD''': {typing} First off, I don't think a Frenchie like yourself is in any position to be calling anyone chicken, ''{with a heavy french accent}'' Comprendey-vou Cordon Bleu? ''{clears screen, talking normally}'' Secondly, I'm pretty sure I don't wan't to beat the ''snot'' out of Homestar, I mean, have you ever listened to the guy? ''{types "," instead of "?"}'' He's ''obviously'' got a LOT of gunk up there. I could handle beating tar, the stuffing, or the {holds the 'e', but not typed} into next week out of him though. {gets off the Lappy} I bet I could find Homestar at Coach Z's Track, running in place or something.<br />
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==Basement==<br />
<br />
===Couch===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on keepin' my butt print warm for me couch.<br />
<br />
===Trogdor Arcade Game===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't play Trogdor until '''someone''' gets off their pasty white butt and fixes the joystick.<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{muffled}'' I'm workin' on it! But the parts are on back order!<br />
<br />
===Television===<br />
:'''Before Homestar's arrival'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's that infomercial for the Ab-Abber 2000. It claims you can get a 9-pack in less than 40 scribbles a day!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! It's the Laugh Trackalicious Adventures of Guy and Girlfriend! Oh, this is the one where Guy thinks he kills Girlfriend's hamster and tries to replace it with another hamster but the first hamster had been dead all along so Girlfriend thinks it came back to life and then the hilarity&mdash; and the humor&mdash; and the original comedy television writing!<br />
:'''When Homestar is present, first time'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a few hours of retina frying entertainment!<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't touch that dial!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why not?<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Look!<br />
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' Have you seen this, um, man? He was last seen streaking out of Coach Z's locker room, naked as the day he was born.<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' ''{on television}'' It all happened so fast... one minute I was definitely not just standing around by myself, and the next thing I knew there was this high-pitched scream!<br />
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{on television}'' Of course I screamed. Who wouldn't scream at the sight of all that pruny, shower-fresh flesh barreling right towards your moustache!<br />
::'''TELEVISION ANNONCER:''' The King of Town has issued an all-points bulletin for the mysterious nudenik, and sealed the negatives of this incriminating security photo in his castle's Hall of Records for further study.<br />
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Studying is fun!<br />
::'''TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:''' In the meantime&mdash; ''{Homestar and Strong Bad talk over him}'' if you happen to come across this lewd, nude dude, do not, we repeat, do not approach him, as he may be armed and dangerous. Okay. Maybe not armed.<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' See? I'll never be able to show my face in public as long as I've got a criminal record at the King of Town's Hall of Records!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing.<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, you mean my feet? Yeah, they are pretty big.<br />
:'''When Homestar is present, each time thereafter'''<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't change the channel! I'm tracking the progress of my very own personal pan-natiowide manhunt!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' More like nationwide '''''GET OFF MY COUCH!'''''<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, no.<br />
:'''During Party'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll never be able to get back to watching scrambled premium cable until I get these annoying party people out of here.<br />
<br />
===Homestar Runner===<br />
==== Criminal Record &rarr; Homestar ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, take a look at this!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' What is it?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the one and only copy of your criminal record, stolen by awesome Strong Bad out from under the King of Town's butter stained nose.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't believe it! Awesome Strong Bad could never pull that off!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If you don't believe me, then believe the all-knowing wisdom of local television news! ''{turns to watch the television}'' <br />
:'''NEWS ANCHOR:''' &mdash;cats wearing clown costumes really ''do'' make a difference. Thanks for that important story, Mindi. In other news, citizens were shocked today when the King of Town's Hall of Records was brazenly burglarized by an unknown masked assailant.<br />
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{on television}'' He took everything! Everything! Cleaned the place out!<br />
:'''NEWS ANCHOR:''' Without the criminal records, the King admits that he has no institutional memory of any crimes being committed... anywhere... ever.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yay! I'm free to show my face in in public again! And maybe the rest of me too!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You nasty. ''{Homestar leaves}'' Finally, the TV belongs to its one true master again!<br />
<br />
====Homestar &rarr; Television====<br />
:''{First time only}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can we watch something a little less... yokel than local news?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, man! I need to keep up-to-date on all the details of my scandalous downfall and nationwide manhunt!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dude, it's a public nudity charge. I've done more scandalous things while buying a pair of brown and tan socks.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Look, there I am again! Oh the shame!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, just to be sure, there's no way I'm gonna talk you off of this couch, right?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Not until I'm no longer a wanted criminal.<br />
<br />
== Computer Room ==<br />
=== Floppy Disks ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's where I keep disks one through twenty four of all my favorite games.<br />
=== No Loafing Sign ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I put up that sign, but the stupid walls are still loafing all the time.<br />
=== Stooly ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, my trusty steed. Stooly, I'd ride you into email battle any day.<br />
=== Calendar ===<br />
:'''Start of game'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Today's the day I finally give Homestar his long overdue pummeling.<br />
:'''After visiting the Track for the first time'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Today's the day I finally give Homestar his long overdue pummelling... in that Race to the End of the Race thing.<br />
:'''After Homestar starts moping around'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Today's the day I finally get Homestar outta' my freakin' house!<br />
:'''During the party'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Today's the day I get this stupid party outta' my house so I can finally finish checkin' my e-mail!<br />
<br />
=== Light Switch ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on}'' Intriguing.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on}'' Not so intruguing.<br />
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=== Rave Switch ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' Check this out!<br />
:''{Camera zooms in and out, light effects and sound clip from [[techno]] play}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh, I sometimes get tired of that.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{Strong Bad plays another [[techno]] rave}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm definitely tired of that.<br />
<br />
=== Plug ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't unplug the Lappy. It takes five to seven business days to fully charge the battery. Lappy don't charge on weekends.<br />
<br />
==Homestar Runner==<br />
===Homestar &rarr; Homestar===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar, it's time for you to go. There's no room in the House of Strong for crybabies.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' What about Strong Sad?<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm not a crybaby, I'm tormented!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position's been filled. Out you go!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way. I'm not leaving until my life is back to the wonderful way it used to be.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Guess what, Homestar! Everything's all better again!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Prove it.<br />
=== When all Homestars have left the building ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, do you hear that? That, my hot ladies, was the sweet sound of Homestar's tuchus being surgically removed from my house. Ya hear that, house? It's just you and me.<br />
:''{clock wipe to computer room, Strong Bad is sitting at the Lappy}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it, Monsieur Manure: the video ga&mdash;<br />
:'''PARTY GOERS:''' Surprise!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the&mdash;?<br />
:''{cut to downstairs, pan across to kitchen showing Marzipan, Homestar, Coach Z, Bubs and The King of Town}''<br />
:'''PARTY GOERS:''' Whoopie! ''{singing, out of sync and tune with each other}'' For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coming downstairs}'' I'll deny you oxygen to your lungs if you don't get outta here!<br />
===When Strong Bad walks near===<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh the pain...<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Does despair have one ''G'', or two?<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh hi Strong Bad... ''{sighs}''<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sighs}''<br />
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<br />
==Kitchen==<br />
<br />
=== Banana Peel ===<br />
:'''When the King of Town is eating'''<br />
::''{Strong Bad attempts to pick up the peel, but the King of Town blocks him}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{burp}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind.<br />
:'''During the Conga line'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet, a banana peel! The King of Town must have been pretty desperate to eat something as healthy as this.<br />
<br />
=== Bubs ===<br />
:'''Only during party'''<br />
==== Bubs &rarr; Bubs ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, if you're here, who's minding the concession stand?<br />
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, I got that covered.<br />
:''{cut to the concession stand, The Poopsmith inside}''<br />
:'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading ''Half off all Whatsit!''}''<br />
:''{Strong Bad shakes his head}''<br />
==== Bubs &rarr; Music ====<br />
:'''While ''The Best of Brit-Pout, the Nineties Years'' is playing'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why aren't you out there mope-dancing?<br />
::'''BUBS:''' I'm just too naturally Bubsly to dance like that.<br />
:'''While ''Coach Z's demo'' is playing'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey&mdash;<br />
::'''BUBS:''' Can't talk now, everybaddy! I'm doin' the broken robot! ''{robotically}'' Malfunction! Vort! Vort! Vort! Vort!<br />
:'''While ''Jane's Austentacious Chamber Music Jam'' is playing '''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why aren't you out there cutting a 19th century rug?<br />
::'''BUBS:''' I would, but Coach Z's the only one who's asked me to dance, and he's a big ''green'' job!<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' Yoo-hoo!<br />
<br />
==== Bubs &rarr; Party ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing here, Bubs? You ''hate'' Marzipan's parties!<br />
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, but I love the stuff in ''your'' fridge!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, I love ya like a distant cousin-in-law, but ''you've got to get out of here''!<br />
:'''BUBS:''' No way, man! I'm just gettin' warmed up!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' '''''Get out!'''''<br />
:'''BUBS:''' Mmmmm... nope.<br />
<br />
=== Candy &rarr; Homestar ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey mopedog!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' What?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have some candy!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Ewww, packing peanuts! That sounds like something Marzipan would like! ''{sighs}'' Marzipan...<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Great, now he's sighing.<br />
<br />
=== Cell Phone &rarr; Homestar ===<br />
:'''After having successfully left the Candy for Marzipan'''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Homestar! Look who found your cell phone!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' What would I want with a phone? It's not like anyone will ever call me again.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyone? Not even ''{dials voicemail}'' Marzipan?<br />
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{recording on phone}'' Homestar? It's Marzipan. I want you to know that while I'm still a little bit sore that you burned down most of my backyard, I've accepted your chocolate apology, and am prepared to be your girlfriend again. Good bye!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' The candy worked? Hooray! Waitaminute... when did I give her candy?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't remember? You sent me over to her house a few hours ago with a big box of chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, that ''sounds'' like something I'd do. So what am I doing in your kitchen now with all this cooking stuff?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Beats the crap outta me.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I'll just go then.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes please. ''{Homestar leaves}'' At last, the kitchen and all its four year old condiments are mine again! Bwah-hah-ha-haaa!<br />
<br />
=== Chef's Hat ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that I've gotten rid of Homestar, I can finally put this awesome chef's hat in my photo booth wardrobe.<br />
<br />
===Dead Plant===<br />
:''{first time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is Charlemagne, Strong Sad's plant. It used to be healthy, but after Strong Sad started talking to it, it decided to kill itself!<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' That's not true!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what the note said!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{each time thereafter}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Strong Sad's suicidal plant.<br />
<br />
===Dishes===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll do the dishes once our skeet shooty flinger gets fixed.<br />
<br />
===Fridge===<br />
:'''Before Party'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit me witcha best food shot, fridge o' mine! ''{opens fridge}'' The only thing in here is some paleolithic Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise. Looks like someFATbody needs to go to the store.<br />
::'''STRONG SAD:''' It was my turn last time!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Eww, that mayonnaise is so ancient, its expiration date is chiseled on a stone tablet.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::''{not at start of game}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think they say that once it turns a light grey, it's safe to eat again.<br />
<br />
:'''Only while Homestar is in the kitchen'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to all the food?<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' What food? The fridge was empty when I got here!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Yeah.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, you plan on staying here, you'll have to take your turn stocking the fridge.<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' No problem, old chum! Whose turn is it now?<br />
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad's!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You shut up!<br />
<br />
:'''During Party'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Peanut Extract Cola, Eggplant Fritters, Frozen Double Vegan Sundaes... Yeah, this is a Marziparty all right.<br />
<br />
=== Fruit & Veggies Pizza ===<br />
:'''Only during party'''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Normally, I'd be pouncing on these pizzas like The Cheat on a wounded Twinkie, but I draw the line at veggie pizzas. Especially veggie pizzas with olives and extra King of Town slobber.<br />
<br />
=== Jela-ton&trade; ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey now, what's this? ''{Strong Bad takes and reads note from crate}''<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dear Homestar, even though you thoroughly disgraced yourself at the Race to the End of the Race, rules are rules. Please enjoy this lifetime supply of Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton&trade;, the official second place prize of the F-C-U-T-R-E-R. Yours truly, Coach Z. PS Never show your giant face around my track ever again!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. Homestar'll probably feel a lot better if I get rid of this unpleasant reminder of his humiliating defeat. I know ''I'll'' feel a lot better &mdash; I ''love'' Jela-Ton.<br />
<br />
=== The King of Town ===<br />
:'''Only during party'''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!<br />
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's even more ravenous than usual, almost like he's spent the last few hours in a deep dark hole... or something.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there!<br />
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''<br />
<br />
=== Homestar &rarr; Chef's Hat ===<br />
:''{first time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's with all the cooking?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' The Cheat told me that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach, so I'm endeavoring to prepare a scrumptious confection to win back Marzipan's a-love.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sounds like a plan. How's it going?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Not so good. Marzipan's vegan and most of the food in here contains meat, milk, milky meat, or ...meaty milk?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, don't be dissin' my meaty milk!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{each time thereafter}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Any closer to finishing off that make-up candy for Marzipan?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No. I'm starting to think it's all hopeless.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, maybe Dr. Strong Bad can write a prescription to cure Homestar's broken heart. A candy prescription. For Marzipan. To eat.<br />
<br />
===Microwave===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I cant use the WavyMic, its door's stuck shut with nacho entrails and mangled action figures.<br />
<br />
===Outside===<br />
:''During the party only. The same response is received if attempting to leave the area via the map.''<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man. I'm not going anywhere until I've kicked everyone whose name doesn't begin with "Strong" out of my house! Except The Cheat. I'm just gonna kick him.<br />
<br />
==Laundry Room==<br />
<br />
===Washer/Dryer===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Only Strong Sad seems to know the secrets to these mysterious mechanical devices.<br />
<br />
===The Cheat===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Look at that thing, over there.<br />
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehr me meh me? <!-- nb. in-game subtitles --><br />
:''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into the dryer}''<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Holy pixelated Trogdor, what's that?<br />
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Me mihr? <!-- nb. in-game subtitles --><br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, turn around.<br />
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Wii? <!-- nb. in-game subtitles --><br />
<br />
===Dryer with The Cheat Inside===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How you doing in there, The Cheat?<br />
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Me-mehr mimimi me mehr mer, me meh! <!-- nb. in-game subtitles --><br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Do you kiss your hot mom with that mouth?!?<br />
<br />
===Pennants===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are pennants from various academic institutions, unaccredited and discredited alike.<br />
<br />
==Living Room==<br />
<br />
=== Banana Peel &rarr; Conga Line ===<br />
:'''While the Luxa Louger is up, and the Conga line is moving towards the left'''<br />
::''{Strong Bad places the banana peel in the living room}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this is a really dangerous idea. Someone could trip on this poorly-placed banana peel and go flying right out the window. Yup, sure is dangeous...<br />
::''{each steps on the banana peel in turn, not slipping}''<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoops!<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Whooo! <br />
::'''BUBS:''' Heeey!<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' Yorp!<br />
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Yip! ''{inadvertantly flings the banana peel, which lands on Strong Bad}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Arrg!<br />
<br />
:'''While the Conga line is to the right'''<br />
::''{Strong Bad places the banana peel in the kitchen}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my, I've dropped my banana peeeeel! I hope no one slips on it!<br />
::''{each steps on the banana peel in turn, not slipping}''<br />
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Yip!<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' Yorp!<br />
::'''BUBS:''' Heeey!<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Whooo!<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoops! ''{inadvertantly flings the banana peel, which lands on Strong Bad}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Arrg!<br />
<br />
:'''While Luxa Lounger is down, and the Conga line is moving towards the window'''<br />
::''{Strong Bad places the banana peel in front of the window}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I love the way I think!<br />
::''{each slips on the banana peel in turn at falls out the window}''<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa!<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Wh-Whoa!<br />
::'''BUBS:''' Hey&mdash; awesome!<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' What the-?! I regret everything!<br />
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, look! A banana! Peeeel!<br />
::''{The King makes a heavier thud than the others when they fall. All are heard groaning}''<br />
::''{Strong Bad turns off the See Dee Spinner}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what happens when you mess with General Flexmypecs! Tha&mdash;That's me. I sometimes call myself General William Flexmypecs. Now maybe I can get some freakin' piece of quiet around here...<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{off screen}'' Ow, my snot!<br />
::''{cut to the epilogue}''<br />
<br />
=== Coach Z ===<br />
:'''Only during party'''<br />
:'''While ''The Best of Brit-Pout, the Nineties Years'' is playing'''<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' This music really captures the dark empty abyss in my soul!<br />
:'''While ''Coach Z's demo'' is playing'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey&mdash;<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' Hey, ho! One, two three. I got this party mad jumpin' cuz I'm Coach Z!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop it.<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' Stop it, drop it, don't try it till ya knock it! Coach Z shock like an electrical socket!<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is getting me nowhere.<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' Nowhere to run, nowhere to walk. I'm gonna draw you up a play with my locker-room chalk.<br />
:'''While ''Jane's Austentacious Chamber Music Jam'' is playing '''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why aren't you dancing?<br />
::'''COACH Z:''' I would, but that rascal Bubs won't do me the honor! Yoo-hoo!<br />
::'''BUBS:''' Shut up, dummy.<br />
<br />
==== Coach Z &rarr; Coach Z &rarr; Angel ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're looking particularly oblivious tonight, Coach.<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Why thank you there, Strong Bad. Nothing like a praty with lots of free roughage to perk a guy up!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hear the Swedes were really happy with the way you ran the Race to the End of the blahblahblah<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Really?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. I heard them on the TV saying "vimsky vomsky dimalaya libomski, bork bork bork!" ... Or something like that.<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' That's just super!<br />
<br />
==== Coach Z &rarr; Coach Z &rarr; Devil====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry to hear that "Homestar" took the race trophy from you.<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, that's okay there, Brong Strad. You know what they say, "Records were meant to be broken into little bitty pieces."<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But still, to have your one shining moment of glory so unceremoniously choke-slammed into the trash can of history by such a well-known loser like Homestar?<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Uncertain}'' No really, it's okay... ''{sighs}''<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you may not be the Race to the End of the Race Champion any more, but you've still got your creepy health, right?<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I guess.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what's that?<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' What?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That giant mole on your... <br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Where? Where?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{sighs}''<br />
<br />
==== Coach Z &rarr; Party ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you think you're doing here?<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for throwing this praty! I love praties!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll put this in shouts of one syllable: ''GET OUT OF MY MOUSE''!<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' No thanks, SB. I need a hootenanny like this to pick me up after the awful way Pom Pom broke my heart with all his cheatin' and chortin' 'n' nonchalant cavortin'.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hate you. Leave.<br />
:'''COACH Z:''' Nope.<br />
<br />
==== Conga Line ====<br />
:'''Only during party'''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey&mdash;<br />
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Whoo hoo!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Choo choo!<br />
<br />
=== Marzipan & Homestar ===<br />
:'''Only during Party'''<br />
<br />
:'''If wearing Homestar disguise'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, hewwo, Marzipan.<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hello Strong Bad.<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? How did you know it was me?!<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you nearly had me fooled, but then I remembered that the real Homestar is standing right next to me!<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, he is!<br />
<br />
:'''While ''The Best of Brit-Pout, the Nineties Years'' is playing, both speak slowly and sadly'''<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm too depressed to talk...<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, me too. I just can't stop gazing at my shoes.<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I wish my hair was black.<br />
<br />
:'''While ''Coach Z's demo'' is playing'''<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{crossly}'' Hip-hop objectifies women.<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{breakdancing}'' Word.<br />
<br />
:'''While ''Jane's Austentacious Chamber Music Jam'' is playing '''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey&mdash;<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I do believe that dreary Mr. Bad is attempting to interrupt our dance, Mr. Homestar.<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' I should say, what an appalling breach of common civility.<br />
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I concur.<br />
<br />
==== Marzipan & Homestar &rarr; Party ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought the Homestar Victory Party supposed to be in your backyard?<br />
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It was, but then some not-very-nice person torched most of my very nice decorations.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Booooo!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Sorry 'bout that. It was for the greater good. The greatest good, in fact. You know, mine.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What would it take to get you to move this dorkfest someplace that isn't my house?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Twenty-three dollars.<br />
:'''MARZIPAN:''' We're not going anywhere until we've sufficiently busted moves and/or grooves!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, that's not good. It usually takes Marzipan at least eight hours to fully bust moves, and as for Homestar...<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Shake it loose, shake it tight, gimme the juice, it's Saturday night!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's busting something, all right. Or maybe he's just plain busted.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' '''''GET OUT!'''''<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, man. I gotta keep shakin' this here thang.<br />
==== Marzipan & Homestar &rarr; Trophy ====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, Homestar didn't ''really'' win the ''{fanfare}'' Race to the End of the Race.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I didn't?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! It was me, in a totally-not-the-head-from-Marzipan's-float Homestar mask!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Bwhaa-ha-ha-ha.<br />
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hee hee hee!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, that's rich, Strong Bad.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, really! It was me all along!<br />
:'''MARZIPAN:''' The joke's wearing a little thin, Strong Bad.<br />
<br />
===Melonade===<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You've gotta see it when Strong Mad shotguns one of these things.<br />
:'''During the party'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad's gonna be seriously miffed off when he finds out they've tapped his melonade keg!<br />
<br />
===See Dee Spinner===<br />
:'''Before party'''<br />
::''{music playing}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what's in the ol' See Dee Spinner. ''{changes music}'' Uh. It's Strong Sad's copy of ''The Best of Brit-Pout, the Nineties Years.''<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes music}'' Sounds like Coach Z has forced another one of his demos unto the world.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I've had just about enough of that. Let's see what else is in there&mdash; ''{changes music}'' Oh joy, it's that copy of ''Jane's Austentacious Chamber Music Jam.'' I'd like to use this CD as a chamber ''pot''.<br />
::'''STRONG MAD:''' MISTER DARCY!!! ''{sniff}''<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes music}'' Whoa, what's this? The Cheat's Assorted Latin Rhythms? <br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Enough with the music already! ''{changes back to original music}''<br />
:'''During Party'''<br />
::''When switching to ''The Cheat's Assorted Latin Rhythms''.''<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' All right! Conga line everybody! Adoot-doot-doot doot-doot doo-''doo''!<br />
::''{party goers form a conga line}''<br />
<br />
===Smoke Detector===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That smoke detector hasn't had a battery since that day I made Strong Sad eat a 9-volt Po'Boy.<br />
<br />
===Window===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sometimes I like to stand in front of my window and start flexing in case a girls' volleyball team is walking by.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's hard to tell from this angle, but the view from here is awesome!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You wouldn't think, since we're on the first floor and everything, but the drop-off from this window's like, 20 feet or something.<br />
<br />
===Luxa Lounger===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reclines chair}'' The Luxa Lounger is even more comfortable in its "Ridiculously Overextended" mode.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unreclines chair}'' The Luxa Lounger is great lounging-based needs, but man does it take up a lot of real estate!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reclines chair}'' Luxa Lounger Powers, activate!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unreclines chair}'' Doodle-oot!<br />
<br />
[[Image:Horse-plaque.png|thumb|135px|The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last...]]<br />
<br />
===Plaque (horse)===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading plaque}'' "The lonelient goat sees the last sunset last" &mdash; that's a horse.<br />
<br />
===Plaque (dog)===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading plaque}'' "The Cheat, watch your freakin' back, Squeaky!" Man that's one intimidating hushpuppy.<br />
<br />
==Outside==<br />
===Mail Box===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my snail mail, checkin' my snail mail! Hmmm, what's this? I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, I think I'll put it in my fancy schmancy transdimensional photo-booth wardrobe.<br />
===Mail Box (empty)===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's empty now. On account of all the emptyin' I did earlier.<br />
===Pile of Dirt===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh nophers, we've got gophers.<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pops out of the bushes}'' Actually, true gopher holes are more elliptical in nature, and&mdash;<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, it's gophers...<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' (Sigh)... ''{leaves scene}''<br />
===Treasure Marker===<br />
====Treasure Marker====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, there's buried treasure just outside my front door! I hope it's a bubblin' crude.<br />
====Shovel &rarr; Treasure Marker====<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, front yard, hit me with your best shot! ''{digs}'' What the&mdash;!? ''{finds a page of the Snake Boxer 5 manual}''<br />
<br />
== Strong Bad Emails ==<br />
===Sitting Down===<br />
:''{During game intro only}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm gonna check my email, my email, my email. I'm gonna check my whaat?<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm just over here checkin' my e-mail, and your breath smells really bad...<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When Strong Bad checks his e-mail, a cute fish dies.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Gimme the e-mails, Lappy. Shamalama dingalama domalama damow...<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm checkin' e-mails from Awesome to Zawesome!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I kick you in the head with my e-mail boot!<br />
<br />
=== Beat Homestar? ===<br />
:''{E-mail only appears in game intro}''<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Beat Homestar?</div><br />
Dear Strong Bad, I've got a question: If you hate Homestar<br/><br />
so much, why dont you just beat the snot out of him? Are<br/><br />
you chicken or something?<br/><br />
Confused,<br/><br />
Eddie M., Frenchtown, CA.<br />
</blockquote><br />
:''{Strong Bad pronounces "dont" as "dahnt", and "Confused" as "Confussed"}''<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' First of all, I don't think a Frenchy like yourself is in any position to be calling anyone "chicken", comprende-vous cordon bleu? ''{when typing Strong Bad omits the word "in" from the phrase "in any position"}''<br />
<br />
:''{Clears screen}''<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Secondly, I'm pretty sure I don't want to beat the ''snot'' out of Homestar... I mean, have you ever listened to the guy? He's ''obviously'' got a '''lot''' of gunk up there. I could probably handle beating the tar, the stuffing, or the... into next-week out of him though.<br />
<br />
:''{Strong Bad steps away from the Lappy}''<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet I could find Homestar down at Coach Z's track, running in place or something.<br />
=== Pummelling? ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Pummelling?</div><br />
Dear Strong Bad: Is it true that you're going to be<br/><br />
beating the snot out of Homestar soon? Because I'd<br/><br />
like a piece of that action. Taking the under over,<br/><br />
Dan O'Meara, County Cork, Ireland.<br />
</blockquote><br />
:''{Strong Bad pronounces the last name "Oooh Meeeera", and says "Country Crock" instead of "County Cork"}''<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{when checking the email a second time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, beating the snot out of Homestar. I should probably get back to that someday.<br />
<br />
=== Got Bulk? ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Got Bulk?</div><br />
Dear Mr. Strang L. Bod, Are you feeling athletically<br/><br />
inadequate? Is your six-pack more of a pony keg? Do your<br/><br />
muscles have less definition than a first grader's dictionary?<br/><br />
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</blockquote><br />
:''{Strong Bad reads his misspelled name as a question. After reading the product name the first time, he looks at the camera and says "Hey, this stuff sounds great!", and stops reading the email at that point}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing as he speaks}'' Dear Total Load Peoples, Although I personally am endowed with bulging biceps that have been described as "bad boys," "pipes," and "thunder bludgeons," it never hurts to get a heroically chiseled leg up on the competition. Please send me a free sample of your wonderful product immediately. Grape flavor. Yours truly, Strong Bad.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{when checking the email a second time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I probably can't get another free sample.<br />
<br />
=== Your Head ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Your Head</div><br />
Dear Mr. Bad, MY BROTHER AND I WERE WONDERING<br><br />
WHOSE HEAD IS BIGGER: yours or Homestar's?<br><br />
Quizzically, Jay and Jim Rosen, Brookyln, NY.<br />
</blockquote><br />
:''{shouts the capitalized part}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, that's a good question. I should go do some field research.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm.<br />
<br />
=== Hey There! ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Hey There!</div><br />
Hey there, every peoples! If you're one of the many bodies<br><br />
watching the Race to the End of the Race today, why not<br><br />
top if off with a vist <!-- sic --> to Bubs Concession Stand! We've got<br><br />
candy bars, lawn mowers, ketchup, Egyptian artifacts, and<br><br />
games for the kids! Look for our piles of coupons at the <br><br />
track, good for one box of awesome free candy while<br><br />
supplies last! Bubs Concession Stand - We've Got <br><br />
Everything, Twice!<br />
</blockquote><br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Free, eh? I ''might'' be able to afford that...<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I never should've signed up for Bubs' Free Weekly Spamvertisements. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I never did.<br />
<br />
=== Tie-Things ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Tie-Things</div><br />
Hey Strtong Bad,<br><br />
What's the deal with the little tie-things on<br><br />
the backa your mask?<br><br />
-Christine B<br />
</blockquote><br />
:''{Pronounces "Strtong" as "Stir-tong"}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' More like Christine D+, as in you get one, in life! Y'know, I was gonna ask you something similar, Christine. What's the deal with that giant nose-thing on the ''front of your face?!''<br />
<br />
=== Total Load Confirmation ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Total Load Confirmation</div><br />
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</blockquote><br />
:''{Stresses the incorrectly plural word "Thanks"}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs distributes Total Load? Man, he carries everything!<br />
<br />
=== Total Load Arrival ===<br />
<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>subject: Total Load Arrival</div><br />
Dear Mr. Strang L. Bod, WE'RE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU<br><br />
THAT YOUR FREE SAMPLE SHIPMENT OF TOTAL LOAD<br><br />
TOTAL BODY ENERGY ENHANCING POWDER HAS ARRIVED <!-- sic --><br><br />
FOUND ITS WAY TO OUT LOCAL DISTIRBUTOR <!-- sic --> - BUBS C.<br><br />
STAND. And may be picked up at your convenience. Thanks<br><br />
again fro your interest in TOTAL LOAD, TOTAL LOAD TOTAL<br><br />
Etc., Inc.<br />
</blockquote><br />
:''{Strong Bad ignores the extraneous word "arrived" on the third line, as well as the misspelled word "distirbutor"; He adds "whatever" at the end of the email, but makes no further comments}''<br />
<br />
=== Deleted ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Survey Says! &mdash; Deleted.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dee! Lee! Ted!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' El Deleto Grande!<br />
<br />
=== Undeleted ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deteled! Thats... deleted backwards.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Delete, meet un!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!<br />
<br />
==Strong Bad's Room==<br />
<br />
===7 Track Player===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the short lived 7 Track. Your lack of a play button was your undoing.<br />
<br />
===Drawing Table===<br />
:'''At the start of the game'''<br />
::''{First time only}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what I need to add some much-needed ''hooah!'' to my day? A little thing I like to call Teen Girl Squad!<br />
::''{[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]] mini-game starts. After the mini-game}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I can never get enough of that Sassy, Injury-Prone Teen Girl Squad! The only thing that could possibly make their adventures even more unfortunate would be if I used those Really Cool Teen Girl Ideas I jotted down last night after a fried chicken pizza bender&mdash;<br />
::''{looks around the table}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what happened to all my Really Cool Teen Girl Squad Ideas?<br />
<br />
:'''While Homestar is still in the house, but not standing at the table, or during the party'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I probably should get back to kicking Homestar out of the house, but I just can't resist that perky Teen Girl Squad!<br />
::''{[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]] mini-game starts.}''<br />
<br />
===Fun Machine===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing like a little snake fisticuffs to clear the mind... ''{picks up controller}'' Ok, show me that logo! ''{singing}'' ''Do do dooo doo... DIII!'' Awesome, Snake Boxer 5! So much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade.<br />
:''{after the mini-game}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That was awesome! The only thing that could make Snake Boxer 5 even cooler is using that secret code to unlock the game's controversial ''hidden mode.'' It's a good thing I wrote down the code in the manual right&mdash; over&mdash; ''{looks around}'' Hey! who took my Snake Boxer 5 manual?<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Must. Punch. Snakes.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah! This game is already, like, 50 times cooler than Snake Boxer 2: The Biting of Boxer Joe!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Snake Boxer 5 really put the series back on track. Especially after Snake Boxer 3: Solving Problems through Diplomacy.<br />
<br />
====Snake Boxer 5 Gameplay====<br />
:'''Normal gameplay'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat my red blocky pom-poms! <br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Your Cobra Style is no match for the Way of the Drunken Five-Pixel Power Punch!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we go...<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where's that hot girl that tells me what round it is? Oh, yeah. I see her. I think she's that box.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on! That's not fair!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Total knockoutitiude!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Take that!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No way!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Right in the face!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This game sucks!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I did not just get beat by a stupid snake...unless it was on of those two-headed freak show snakes. Then it's an honor.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ka-pow!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Body Punch!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Taste my glove, snakey!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody knows the game cheats.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man....<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You're going down, snakes!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No one boxes snakes better than me!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Upper blow!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm pretty much the coolest.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that was hard!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Quit biting me, snake!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This screen isn't big enough for the two of us.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ring the bell! Ring the Bell!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I did not just get snake boxed!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Oh, that so cheated!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ...And Strong Bad steps into the ring! ''(makes crowd noises)''<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' And the snake goes down!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid Snake!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I've been bited!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my hand slipped off the controller!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You only got me cause my eyebrows were blocking my view!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' DING DING!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Snakes, gert ready for the pummeling!<br />
<br />
:'''While using the secret code'''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That is some sweet low-res fire breath!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch fire, snake! ''(makes fwoosh noise)''<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' BURNINATE!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, snake fire! Awesome!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I am the boxy serpent of doom!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Float like a green snake, sting like a light green snake!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Your Marquee de Queensbury rules are no match for my Kill You Dead with Venom rules!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The black border's great, because it lets you imagine a crowd cheering you on!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had fangs like that, I'd finally get rid of my staple remover.<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Taste my pixelated venom!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I must be some kind of King Cobra, or Czar Cobra...or Genghis Cobra!<br />
::{{short hr}}<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop trying to get to First Base with me!<br />
<br />
=== Homestar &rarr; Teen Girl Squad ===<br />
:''{first time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Put your hands up, and back away from the Teen Girl Squad, Homestar. We don't want this situation to escalate.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Not yet, Strong Bad. I've got to finish my 23-Volume Epic Graphic Novel Zine about a Really Cool Guy who wins the ''{fanfare}'' Race to the End of the Race, and slays a dragon, and starts dating a supermodel and makes his old boring girlfriend jealous, and&mdash;<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, I get it. How long will it be before I can use my drawing table again?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh it might be a while. I still haven't figured out what to call my Really Cool lead character.<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Grr...<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{second time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you done with your moron opus yet?<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm almost ready to start... what do you like better, "Goldstar Stunner" or Dash Bigstar"?<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{each time thereafter}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Finish your comic already!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm trying, but the words keep coming out all misspelled and unintentionally humorous! Oh, if only I knew what it was like to be a winner!<br />
<br />
===Homestar's comic===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Homestar's comic is really something... ''{cut to a view of Homestar's comic, which depicts a story titled "Run For Beans! (and more)"}'' something a blind cat might've thrown up after eating a blind rat.<br />
<br />
===Messy Pile===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's possible that my bed's under there, but I'm not touching it to find out.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I sent some Sherpas in there a few weeks ago, but they haven't reported back.<br />
<br />
===Metal Detector===<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the Taranchula Black Metal Detector! I had to sell, like, 500 magazine subscriptions to get this baby. But it was totally worth it to be able to shoot radioactive positrons into the Earth's crust in search of rusty pennies!<br />
<br />
=== Trophy &rarr; Homestar ===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking to camera}'' Hmm, this will require some stra''ter''gery... <!-- sic --> ''{talking to Homestar}'' Hey, look at that, thing... over there.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' A thing? Where?! ''{looks around, Strong Bad hits him over the head with the trophy, he collapses}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, dumpwad, wake up!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{gets up}'' Who? What? Why? Oh, crap! I just had a wonderful dream where I won the Race to the End of the Race! ''{fanfare}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But Homestar, it wasn't a dream, see? ''{gestures to trophy, now sitting on the table}'' You really did win the Race to the End of the Whatchamacallit!<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I did? But how?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How should I know? Maybe you were... sleep-running or something.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yesss... that makes perfect sense. Well, looks like my 23-part graphic novel can wait for another day. ''{leaves, with trophy}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally, I was thinking I'd never get to maim another badly drawn teen girl ever again!<br />
<br />
===Videlectrix Poster===<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' That's my Videlectrix Poster that I got for sending in ten bucks to become a member of the Videlectrix Good Graphicketeers!<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Videlectrix &mdash; We Use Computers... to Make Video Games!" I don't know why no one else has thought of that...<br />
<br />
=== When entering the room ===<br />
:'''Only if Homestar is present'''<br />
::''{music}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? How? Huh? You were just&mdash;<br />
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sighs} (if in kitchen)'' Siiiiigh...<br />
<br />
== Strong Sad's Room ==<br />
=== Strong Sad's Door ===<br />
<br />
:''{first time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Strong Sad! You in there?<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, lemme in! I just wanna punch you a few hundred times!<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Not interested.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{second time}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon Strong Sad, I've got your favorite food, some nasty ethnic food!<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe in favoring one food over another.<br />
:{{short hr}}<br />
:''{each time thereafter}''<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins, you open this door right now or I'll&mdash; I'll&mdash; I'll&mdash;<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You'll what?<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, we'll just wait until your father gets home and see what he says!<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You're not even my real mom!<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine. I didn't want to go in your purple room of doom and gloom anyway!<br />
<br />
====Candy &rarr; Strong Sad's Door====<br />
<br />
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad, if you open the door I'll give you a box of Choco-OPS.<br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You know I can't have peanuts!<br />
<br />
==Game Epilogue==<br />
::''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at the Lappy, typing}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it Monsieur Manure: the video game adaptation of how I finally beat the snot out of Homestar, in the most direct and least convoluted way. Man I'm awesome. Eat snail, Strong Bad.<br />
::''{camera pulls back, Strong Bad turns around and stands up on Stooly}''<br />
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{half singing}'' So you see people, that's why you can't, no you can't, uhn, handle my style, because it's hot, ''{jumps off Stooly, and lands on the washer (in the basement), hops down and walks to the couch}'' ''{very quickly}'' so please allow 10 to 15 minutes for it to properly cool before you try to handle my styyyyle! ''{lies down and closes his eyes, camera pans up and left, cutting through the wall and to the lappy. Ominous music is heard. The Municipality logo is seen on the Lappy's screen. Slow zoom in and fade}'' ''{Credit roll b/w dimmed out scene of Strong Bad sleeping on the couch}'' ''{Following credits, a preview for [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Preview_Transcript|Strong Badia the Free]] is seen before returning to the game menu}''<br />
{{SBCG4AP}}<br />
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[[Category:Video Game Responses]]</div>65.2.240.17http://hrwiki.org/wiki/hremail_3184hremail 31842009-06-30T13:57:24Z<p>65.2.240.17: /* Inside References */</p>
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<div>{{hrenav|3184|7|24}}<br />
{{sbenav|201|nolink=true}}<br />
[[Image:hremail3184.PNG|thumb|"Now that... is what I call...a...comeback!"]]<br />
<br />
Strong Bad has finally come out of e-tirement with a new [[sbemail]]... with ''explosive'' end-results.<br />
<br />
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Announcer}} (easter egg)<br />
<br />
'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[The Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bathroom of The Brothers Strong]], [[Athletic Field]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]]<br />
<br />
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 30,2009<br />
<br />
'''Running Time:''' 5:04<br />
<br />
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
''{Homestar is sitting at his hremail desk. He has bags under his eyes and is slouching. He slips further and further down over the next line.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{half-mumbling}'' And that, Gordon Titanamonderous<!--?-->, is why I decided to keep calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' Aaah! I can't take this no more! <br />
<br />
''{Cut to Strong Bad, screaming.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody hand me a rake!<br />
<br />
''{A rake is handed to Strong Bad. He grabs it and smacks Homestar with it.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Raaaake!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the rake}'' Somebody hand me a shovel!<br />
<br />
''{A shovel is handed to him. He smacks Homestar with it.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shovel!<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping the shovel}'' Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!<br />
<br />
''{A tool with a very spiky end is handed to Strong Bad. Again, he hits Homestar. Homestar comes back up with a "CENSORED" sign over his face; bruises and a stream of blood can be seen around it.}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmly}'' Aw, a Weasel.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wiping his brow}'' Phew.<br />
<br />
''{Pan over to show Marzipan, holding the rake and shovel.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Marzipan!<br />
<br />
'''MARZIPAN:''' Always happy to help!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down in front of it.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!<br />
<br />
''{He closes the Lappy, leaving a faint backwards "Lappy 486" in the wall behind it. He pushes it off to the side.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on ''Steak Sandwich!''<br />
<br />
''{He places said sandwich on the desk in front of him to a trumpet fanfare. Cut to a solo image of the sandwich.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition ''{a steak-shaped logo for this appears in the corner}'' is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, ''{a logo for "Sauteed Onions Ghz" appears}'' grilled mushrooms, ''{a logo for "Grilled Mushrooms 32x" appears}'' and all right, never mind.<br />
<br />
''{The Steak logo swivels as though its left side was no longer supported while the other logos fall off the screen.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a rear view of the desk, as Strong Bad looks at the sandwich.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff. ''{to the Lappy}'' All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.<br />
<br />
''{He pushes the sandwich aside and returns the Lappy to its rightful position. He opens the Lappy and a startup tone is heard. Cut to behind Strong Bad. The Female Lappy is visible.}''<br />
<br />
'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?<br />
<br />
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No...<br />
<br />
''{Cut back to show Senor Cardgage standing near Strong Bad, holding the sandwich.}''<br />
<br />
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' This steak samwich is Beverly ''clearly'' my compooter, Bathsheba.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?<br />
<br />
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Ummmmm... no.<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad lowers his head in disappointment. Senor Cardgage turns around and starts walking in place, while sounds of traffic are heard. Strong Bad looks up in confusion, and starts to nervously lean back.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm quite scared right now.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Lappy as Strong Bad turns back to it.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's start over. ''{types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!<br />
<br />
''{He presses Return. The following comes up with a ding: "Oh, smokes! You have 2 new messages!", which are "Coolness" from "Kelly" and "Thanks for loaning me your rake" from "Homestar".}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Well, a half-''four'' messages waiting for me isn't bad. ''{He brings up "Coolness".}''<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="email"><div>subject: coolness</div><br />
Dear Strong Bad,<br /><br />
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?<br /><br />
<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Kelly<br /><br />
USA<br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad echos his own name. He says Kelly's name in a slightly seductive tone, leading into "USA" as "Oosa".}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east! ''{typing}'' That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think? That's like me asking, "Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?" ''{not typed}'' Or... ''{clears screen, typing:}'' "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?" You gotta narrow it down somehow. Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the kitchen of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is eating from a cereal bowl with a spoon. Strong Sad is standing next to him, wearing a tuxedo, and looking expectantly at a toaster.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{poorly acting}'' Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.<br />
<br />
''{The toaster pops up a breakfast pastry with a conspicuous red light on it. Strong Sad catches it. Over the next line, the light begins to blink faster and faster while making ticking noises.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"! Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven&mdash; OOOHHH!!<br />
<br />
''{The Pop-Tart explodes into green goo, which gets all over Strong Sad and leaves a green stain on the wall behind him.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Waa-ha-ha-ha!<br />
<br />
''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.<!-- sic, I know it should be a question mark --><br />
<br />
''{Cut to Strong Bad in his bathroom, holding a newspaper.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz I've caused ''plenty'' of those.<br />
<br />
''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the Athletic Field. Strong Bad is talking to Coach Z.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!" ''{some drops of spit fly away from him toward Coach Z}''<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' Ya don't say?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!" ''{more drops of spit fly toward Coach Z}''<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' You say?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!" <br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad draws out the explosion. A wave of spit drops fly toward Coach Z. Coach Z pulls out a bar of soap and a bottle of "PORT PLUS +". He rubs the soap on his body and dumps some shampoo over his hat. He then tosses the bottle away and rubs his hat, which becomes sudsy.}''<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad! I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has<!--sic--> to!<br />
<br />
''{Strong Bad spits a few more drops toward Coach Z. Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was. ''And'' the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to Strong Sad talking to Coach Z in the Athletic Field.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."<br />
<br />
''{A single large drop of spit flies toward Coach Z.}''<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' ''{angrily}'' Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!<br />
<br />
''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if history has taught us anything, then we all know that the coolest explosions have come from my very own computers.<br />
<br />
''{A quick montage results where the Tandy explodes, throwing Strong Bad back, Strong Bad knocks the Tandy off the desk with an inexplicable explosion, Bub's shotgun blows a hole in the Compy, Strong Mad gulps from a mini-explosion from the Compy, and the Tandy explodes in a green pixelated mushroom cloud with Homestar nearby. Cut back to the Lappy, with the female Lappy visible.}''<br />
<br />
'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But waimt<!--sic-->, Strong Bad, does that means<!--sic-->?<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm afraid so, sweet Lappy. I figured that USB self-destruct button I bought a couple weeks ago woulda clued you in.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a closeup of a big red button with "dooj" written on it, connected to the Lappy via USB. Then cut to a rear view of the desk.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' But... it's time. ''{Cut to behind Strong Bad}'' Why wait around for someone else to blow up your computer tomorrow when you can blow it up yourself today?<br />
<br />
'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' You should put that on your bwees-ness cards.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mock-sadly}'' That's a great idea, Lappy. ''{cut to rear view of the desk}'' Good bye. ''{presses the button}'' Dooj.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a silhouette of the house with a tree beside it. The explosion knocks the tree away and blows the roof clear of the house. Two of those shockwaves appear as part of the explosion. A ghostly image of the Female Lappy icon with fangs appears in the explosion.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So popular lately.<br />
<br />
''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z on lawn chairs, watching the explosion.}''<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' Oooooor! Awwwwwr! <br /><br />
'''BUBS:''' Ooooooh! Awwwwww!<br />
<br />
'''COACH Z:''' I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one. I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!<br />
<br />
'''BUBS:''' ''{pointing at Coach Z}'' Ponk!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to Strong Bad, standing next to the desk. Strong Bad himself is unharmed, but the desk it broken in two from the explosion, and the paint has been torn away.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now that&mdash;<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{poking in from the side}'' Don't call it a comeback.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;is what I call&mdash;<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't call it a comeback.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;a&mdash;<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears off the side and reappears upside-down}'' Don't call it a comeback.<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping forward on his knee}'' &mdash;comeback!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappears and reappears rightside-up, makes an annoyed sigh}''<br />
<br />
''{Homestar disappears while Strong Bad looks upward.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, if a paper survived that, maybe come down... now?<br />
<br />
''{Black ashes fall from the top of the screen. Strong Bad looks down at them.}''<br />
<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Looks like I need a new one of those, too.<br />
<br />
==Easter Eggs==<br />
*When the [[Lappy]] tells [[Strong Bad]] to put his catch phrase about computer destruction on his "bwees-ness" cards, click "bwees-ness card" to see a business card for a computer destruction business.<br />
*At the end, click on the hole in the wall to see an exchange between [[Strong Sad]] as the Gardenboy from [[yes, wrestling]] and [[The Announcer]].<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
===Remarks===<br />
*In his flashback, Strong Bad knocks the broken [[Tandy 400]] off his desk to an explosion. There was no such explosion in [[invisibility]].<br />
* In [[virus]], the virus caused everything to become corrupted. As part of the corruption, Bubs' shotgun resembled Homestar's leg. However, in the flashback, the shotgun is clearly still a shotgun even before the [[Compy 386]] is shot.<br />
* Strong Bad's line "Uh, if a paper survived that, come down now" and the ensuing black paper falling from the sky is most likely to avoid announcing a winner of the [[email thunder|fight between the two papers]]. However, Strong Bad is less sad of the paper that burnt's fate than he was in [[the paper]], indicating that it was probably the [[New Paper]].<br />
<br />
===Goofs===<br />
*When Homestar is hit with the Garden Weasel, his face is still visible. The bruises, scars, and blood only appear ''after'' the camera zooms in.<br />
<br />
===Inside References===<br />
*[[Onomatopoeia|Dooj]], as the USB Self-destruct button reads, is a common sound effect used for explosions in the Homestar Runner Universe.<br />
*The scene of Bubs and Coach Z in the field is reminiscent of [[Happy Fireworks]], in which the two watched [[fireworks]] in a similar fashion.<br />
*The Easter Egg at the end of the toon is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]], in which Strong Sad takes on the wrestling persona of the Gardenboy.<br />
*The entire toon is about [[explosions]].<br />
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when Senor Cardgage first shows up in his house, as well as when he's laughing at Strong Sad when his Pop-Tart explodes.<br />
*Although it is censored, you can still see that [[Homestar Runner]] [[Blood|bleeds]] after being hit with the third garden tool by Strong Bad.<br />
*The scene in which Strong Bad introduces his "new computer" is a reference to how he introduced the [[Lappy 486]] in the email [[animal]].<br />
*Coach Z's use of Port Plus is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]], where he asked the [[Horrible Painting]] for some.<br />
*The background for the steak sandwich is the same used for [[The Show]].<br />
*The Lappy's pronunciation "bwees-ness" is a reference to [[Theme Park]], where Strong Bad makes fun of how the email's author misspells "business".<br />
<br />
===Real-World References===<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Garden Weasel|Garden Weasel]] is a garden implement made famous mainly through late night infomercials.<br />
*Senor Cardgage's "Beverly clearly" is a reference to children's author [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]].<br />
*Strong Bad's "Dooj" button resembles the "Easy" button from commercials for [[Wikipedia:Staples Inc.|Staples]], an office supply chain.<br />
*Homestar repeating the phrase "Don't call it a comeback", is a reference to the first line of "[[WIkipedia:Mama_Said_Knock_You_Out_(song)|Mama Said Knock You Out]]" by [[Wikipedia:LL Cool J|LL Cool J]].<br />
*Gardenboy's line in the Easter Egg that he doesn't care if Marzipan is a "women's champion or man's champion..." is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Andy_Kaufman|Andy Kaufman]], the intergender wrestling champion.<br />
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