http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&feed=atom&target=69.40.252.242Homestar Runner Wiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-19T06:02:23ZFrom Homestar Runner WikiMediaWiki 1.15.4http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Renegade_MasterUser:Renegade Master2005-05-05T21:20:35Z<p>69.40.252.242: /* About Me */</p>
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<div>[http://englishseven.com/mushers/mushers/slides/DSC00888%20copy.JPG I] am the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/renegade.swf Renegade Master]. But call me George. If you have any questions or suggestions go to my discussion page or if I am there, the [http://chat.hrwiki.org/ chat room].<br />
== Do You Has? == <br />
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/diamond.gif <br />
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/fire1.gif<br />
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http://homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/armywallpaper2.jpg<br />
Look a dancin' Spider Man (These are rare!) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/ozzcrow1/gayspiderman.gif<br />
[[Image:newboots02.png|thumb|right|220px|Dang The Cheat, that is one cool remix.]]<br />
http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/hsrun.gif <br />
http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/sbd<br />
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=="Renegade Master" where did it come from?==<br />
Renegade Master comes from Fatboy Slim's remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop.<br />
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http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/coachswing.gif<br />
== About Me ==<br />
[[Image:cheatgold.PNG|thumb|Renegade Master is awexome!]]<br />
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* I am a huge fan of [http://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com]<br />
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* My favorite character is [[The Cheat]]<br />
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* I think [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/The_Brothers_Chaps Mike and Matt Chapman] are genious for creating the website<br />
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* I have a Ps2, a Gameboy Advance SP, a Nintendo DS, and a PSP<br />
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* I love the ''[[Wikipedia:Tekken|Tekken]]'' series<br />
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* I use [http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/ firefox] as my web Browser (Stop using Internet Explorer or any other browser and get firefox "the browser you can trust" and "take back the web" now!!!) <br />
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http://images.newsfactor.com/images/id/4974/mozilla_firefox_2.jpg<br />
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* And did I mention that I like [http://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com]<br />
[[Image:logo.png|thumb| The best site ever! ]]<br />
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http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/marzydance.gif<br />
=== Favorite toons, emails, etc. === [[Image:sbemail76.png|thumb|"Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster. "Homestar, that is not the point, what I am saying, is that Renegade Master is the best!"]]<br />
*[http://www.sitesled.com/members/kewl0210/AYB.swf All your base are belong to Homestar] -this isn't actually from homestarrunner.com but I love it anyway<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/xmas04.html Homestar Presents: Presents]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in jail cartoon]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Teen Girl squad issue #8]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html Everybody to the Limit]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail125.html Rock Opera]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html Flashback]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail117.html Montage]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html Techno]<br />
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail76.html Sibbie]<br />
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http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/ppbounce.gif<br />
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=== Other Websites I like === [[Image:popularvote.png|thumb|The Cheat as the Popular Vote]]<br />
* [http://gamestop.com/Default.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&/ Gamestop]- my favorite place to buy video games<br />
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*[http://ebgames.com/ebx/default.asp/ ebgames] - another place to buy video games<br />
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*[http://g4tv.com/ G4tv]- all about tech, video games, and even has a little homestarrunner.com if you look for it<br />
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*[http://www.gamespot.com/ Gamespot]- cheats, reviews, and everything you need to know about video games<br />
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*[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page/ HRwiki]- well... your already here so you should know<br />
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*[http://newgrounds.com/ New Grounds]- a site with great flash animations and games<br />
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*[http://www.freewebs.com/mikemyoshiworld/ mikemyoshiworld (Nintendo stuff)]- this is my cousin's website which is about Mario and other Nintendo things<br />
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*[http://jibjab.com/index.asp JibJab]- funny political stuff and such<br />
http://homestarrunner.com/hsicons/smwalk.gif</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Popular_VoteThe Popular Vote2005-05-05T21:18:57Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:popularvote.png|thumb|The Cheat as the Popular Vote]]<br />
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'''The Popular Vote''' is the sidekick of [[The King of Town (Decemberween)|the King of Town]] who ruled [[Free Country, USA]] in the days before [[Decemberween]] was discovered. He had a secret past with [[The Angel|an angel]], but their relationship came to a tragic end. He is represented in [[A Decemberween Pageant]] as [[The Cheat]] wearing a sign which says "The Popular Vote"—however, it's probable that this is due to a low budget and he actually looked very different. According to the angel, played by [[Marzipan]], he isn't supposed to cry because he might rust, so he might be a robot.<br />
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It could also be that TBC are making a reference to "The Wizard of Oz," which has been interpreted as a far out literary allusion to the political movement at the end of the 19th century that sought to take the U.S. off of the "gold standard." Putting the allusions and symbologies right out front might be their subtle way of mocking that writing style. <br />
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[[Category: Decemberween Characters|Popular Vote, The]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/ArchibaldArchibald2005-05-05T21:18:17Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:archibald.png|thumb|Strong Bad as Archibald]]<br />
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One of the people associated with [[Decemberween|Decemberween's]] origins. Apparently a nautical man, little is known about him except that he tried to find the [[The First Decemberween|first Decemberween]], fought [[Dr. Christmas]] to the death on Mount Rushmore (which was never seen), and had a near-fatal encounter with a squid. In [[A Decemberween Pageant|the Decemberween pageant]], he was played by [[Strong Bad]].<br />
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[[Category: Decemberween Characters]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dr._ChristmasDr. Christmas2005-05-05T21:17:25Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:drxmas.png|thumb|Bubs as Dr. Christmas]]<br />
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'''Dr. Christmas''' (aka "Cornbread") was one of the central characters in the story of the [[Decemberween|Decemberween's]] origin. He was a companion of [[Archibald]] but their friendship was inconsistent, as evidenced by their fight to the death on Mount Rushmore (which was never seen). He is very similar to Santa Claus and presumably is affiliated with Christmas in some way, which is kind of weird because no one in Free Country seems to celebrate Christmas.<br />
[[Category: Decemberween Characters]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dangeresque_TooDangeresque Too2005-05-05T21:16:12Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:dangeresquetoo.jpg|thumb|Shades... seriously]] <br />
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Another private eye from the [[Dangeresque]] universe played by Homestar Runner and ALSO named Dangeresque. He wears sunglasses, like the other [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]. He appears in ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?''. In the movie he is forced to work with Dangeresque against his will to thwart [[Perducci]] and his evil henchman [[Killingyouguy]] (who is defeated by a well placed Hurricane Kick (Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku) by Dangeresque Too), but eventually becomes friends with Dangeresque. Appears in the [[Strong Bad Email]] entitled "[[dangeresque 3]]."<br />
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== Complete Filmography ==<br />
* Email: [[dangeresque 3]] (debut)<br />
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[[Category: Dangeresque Characters]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/KillingyouguyKillingyouguy2005-05-05T21:15:40Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:killyouguy.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Strong Mad acts]]<br />
[[Image:killingyouguy.gif|thumb|Lurking in the Darkness]]<br />
[[Image:strong_sad_as_killingyouguy.png|thumb|left|220px|Getting! Dizzy! Blacking! Out!]]<br />
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'''Killingyouguy''' is a ruthless thug (or robot) and [[Perducci]]'s secret weapon, played by [[Strong Mad]], but is credited as "Himself". He has cut and bullet hole scars in the form of Post-it notes. For the scenes where he is in shadow, [[The Cheat]] actually paints him black.<br />
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Killingyouguy is knocked quickly out of commission by [[Dangeresque too]], in ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?''. However, in this scene, Killingyouguy is not played by Strong Mad, but by a stunt double, [[Strong Sad]].<br />
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He was obliquely revived in ''Dangeresque 2'', when [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] tells him to "Either give me that tape, or punch me in the face." Killingyouguy chooses the latter.<br />
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==Complete Filmography==<br />
*'''Debut:''' [[stunt double]]<br />
*[[dangeresque 3]]<br />
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[[Category:Dangeresque Characters]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/HomsarHomsar2005-05-05T21:13:34Z<p>69.40.252.242: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>:''This is an article about Homsar, the [[Characters|character]]. For the [[Strong Bad Email]] of the same name see: [[homsar]].''<br />
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[[Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|thumb|Homsar: everyone's favorite blue midget Homestar.]]<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Homsar is a parody of [[Homestar Runner]]. It is unclear why he acts in what can be best described as a "foolish" manner, but his behavior is generally accepted by the other main [[Characters|characters]]. He usually only appears in hidden easter eggs (e.g., [[Homsar Main Page]], his character tape, [[Downloads]] easter egg, etc.), but sometimes he'll appear in a regular [[Toons|toon]] or Strong Bad Email. He is often quoted by [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] fans, as his few appearances are often accompanied by what some believe to be cute little sayings, many of which are nonsensical or old fashioned. He can survive a [[Heavy Lourde]]. <br />
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*'''Debut''': [[homsar|homsar (email)]]<br />
*[[:Category:Homsar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br />
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== Character Video Transcript ==<br />
''{'''Page Title:''' The Hand-Me-Down Clown!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[The Field]]}''<br />
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''{The background is upside-down throughout the video, with the blue sky on the bottom of the screen and the green grass at the top.}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. ''{bowler hat pops up and turns into a train conductor's hat}'' Climb aboard! ''{hat returns to normal}'' I've brought my best foot flowered... Pshoooo! ''(Homsar's hat slides down the back of his head, then snaps back once the "Pshoooo!" sound is over)'' Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! ''{runs around screen backwards and ends up at the top, upside down}'' Think I won the Powerball.<br />
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(Note: To view Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on [[The VCR|the VCR]], then click the tape.)<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*"Wonder Mike" is a member of The Sugar Hill Gang, famous for the song "Rapper's Delight." In the beginning of "Rapper's Delight", Wonder Mike says "I am Wonder Mike and I like to say hello", so Homsar saying "Hi, Wonder Mike" could possibly be a response. Also, the Wonder Mike was a 1970s wireless microphone with a built-in FM transmitter (one tuned into a station on the left end of the dial and he or she could hear him or herself on the radio if he or she was within about ten feet of said radio).<br />
*"Think I won the Powerball" is a reference to the multistate Powerball Lottery, which is known for having large jackpots.<br />
*The font used on Homsar's shirt is Bauhaus 93, the same one used in the background of the "Come on in" and "Watch Intro" page.<br />
*Homsar's character page is the only one with background music.<br />
*Homsar has the unique ability to have his hat return to him if it flies off or falls off, even upside down, except when he was glued to [[Marzipan]] in the email [[origins]]. He also appeared to lose this ability when transformed into [[Modestly Hot Homsar]].<br />
*Homsar's nonsensical dialogue is nonetheless grammatically correct. This is a trait most commonly found in schizophrenia and is referred to as "word salads."<br />
*The idea of Homsar may have not just originated from bad spelling. There is a noticeable resembelence between Homsar and [[Homeschool Winner]]. Homsar may or may not have evolved from this character.<br />
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== Also known as... ==<br />
*[[Modestly Hot Homsar]]<br />
*Mascot [[General Tso's Chicken]] ("Ryan S.")<br />
*[[Whaddya Know, Haddi-Man?|Haddi-Man]]<br />
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=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===<br />
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*[[wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]]<br />
*[http://imdb.com/title/tt0165798/ Ghost Dog]<br />
*[[wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Slash]]<br />
*Kumar (from [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115734/ Bottle Rocket])<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Homsar Evolution]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_homsar.html watch Homsar's character video]<br />
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_homsar.swf view the flash file for Homsar's character video]<br />
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{{Characters}}<br />
[[Category:Homestarmy]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/PerducciPerducci2005-05-05T21:12:28Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:perducci.PNG|thumb|"Perducci...!"]]<br />
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'''Perducci''' is the criminal mastermind of the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] universe, played by [[The King of Town]]. He is known to have been behind the interception of the serum designed to prevent [[Cutesy Buttons]] from being kidnapped in Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?, though his involvement in the missing tape in Dangeresque 2 is unknown. He was apprehended by Dangeresque (not seen), and may get out and strike again.<br />
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==Complete Filmography==<br />
*'''Debut:''' [[dangeresque 3]]<br />
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[[Category:Dangeresque Characters]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/carcar2005-05-05T21:10:48Z<p>69.40.252.242: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:car03.png|thumb|No, it says...]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #101'''<br />
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Kyle asks about Strong Bad's car.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]] (easter egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (easter egg)<br />
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'''Date:''' April 20, 2004<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 2:52<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.<br />
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''{reading}''<br />
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<pre>Dear Strong Bad,<br />
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind<br />
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?<br />
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From Kyle<br />
in West Point, NY (Military Base)</pre><br />
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''{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as it's typed, punctuation errors and all, except for the word "Pimped", which he pronounces "Pimp-id"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, good one Kyle. Like I don't get two jillion of these emails every two jillion seconds. Er. Wait. Would that be so bad? Hmmm. I'll have to ask Strong Sad ''{Typed as Gron Sad} ''about that later on. Maybe write in to 'Popular Science' about it. "''Popular Science''." No such thing, man. More like, "Nerdular Nerdence." ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Anydangway, to properly make an example out of both you, and your email's butts, I'm going to whip out an old classic move of mine, and hit you with a little uhhhh digga digga digga digga digga digga DEL<br />
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''{Cut to a wider view of Strong Bad's desk, where Homestar is off to the right.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Interrupting Strong Bad}'' Hup-chup-chup-chup. ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar}'' Allow me to save this email from a tired old Strong Bad joke by showing all y'alls my new tricked out propeller cap.<br />
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''{Cut back to zoomed view of Strong Bad and Homestar}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' What are you doing?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ummm... Did you just say "doing?" ''{rhymed with "boing"}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No. Doo-ing. I said, "What are you ''doo-ing''?".<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. Well you spelled it the same.<br />
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''{Strong Bad makes a noise of frustration}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Anyways, on to my cool words that I had to say. First, check out all my hydraulics. ''{Homestar pulls out a remote control with three switches on it. He flips the first two. His cap moves up and down on his head, making mechanical car hydraulic noises. He then continues to mix and match the usage of the switches to adjust the pitch, yaw, and angle of his cap in regards to his head. While this is going on, he continues to talk, commenting on the particular movements.}'' And a little... ''{His cap goes up, forward, back, forward, back, forward, back, and then down onto his head again.}'' And everybody loves... ''{His cap slides up, and then forward on his head.}'' Now turn the lights down ''low''. ''{The lights dim, and his cap glows pink from underneath.}'' Sweetish ground effects. ''{The room lights brighten and the "effects" turn off}'' And the coup ''{said as "koop"}'' de grace, ''{He bends down putting his cap within the reach of Strong Bad}'' Spin my buzzer.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Your ''what''?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' My buzzer. Give it a spin.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, why am I doing this?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh! you said "doing" ''{pronounces it as spelt}'' again.<br />
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''{Strong Bad makes some frustrated noises. He then spins the propeller on Homestar's cap. It gives a propeller like sound.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing as the spin continues}'' Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo! Doo doot!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now you're singing the theme from "Night Court"?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' No, not ''singing''. When you spin my buzzer, it ''plays'' the theme from "Night Court" starring Richard Moll. And it's custom-installed.<br />
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''{Strong Bad begins writing something unseen on his boxing glove with a permanent marker while muttering. The words "custom installed" are the only audible words he mutters}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Now what are ''you'' doing? ''{'''still''' like boing}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm just tricking out my fist here.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh cool. What's it going to say? 2-E-Z? ''{2-E-Z flashes on the screen}'' Or like, NEVA-DIE? ''{NEVA-DIE flashes on the screen}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it says this. ''{Shows Homestar. Written on his boxing glove is a mirrored "DELETED" in Gothic text.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad, they spelled that backwards. You need to take that thing back right--<br />
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''{Strong Bad dives forward and punches Homestar. The screen goes white for a moment. Fade back to Homestar leaning up against a crack in the wall from the impact with his head. He's lost his cap, his eyes are X's, Strong Bad's fist has left the Gothic "DELETED" imprinted on his forehead. Yellow stars float around his head.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooohh oooh. Thank you once again for my pies. I spent particular effort on the cr&egrave;me bernard.<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, that straightens everything out, right? As for you, Kyle, I don't have a car. You ever see me in a car? No! Bye. ''{Strong Bad stops typing and runs off to the right. After a moment, he pokes his head back on the screen.}'' Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!<br />
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on the word "car" at the end to see Homestar Runner dazed again. <br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
:''{Cut to a still-dazed Homestar Runner.}''<br />
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dazed}'' Such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people... I'd like to give a shout-out to lemon potato over there...<br />
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*Click on the word "No!" at the end to see Strong Bad talking with Strong Sad.<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's Room. Strong Sad is reading a copy of Nerdular Nerdence. Enter Strong Bad.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Gron Sad!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Why do you keep calling me that?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... change of pace. Anyways, how many emails would it be if you got, like, two jillion emails every two jillion seconds? Like, a lot, or a little?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Jillion is not a real unit of measure!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, NERD! ''{leaves}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' That's right! ''{holds up his hand}'' Say it again!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*In both this email and [[invisibility]], Homestar was taken by surprise. Homestar can beat up Strong Bad easily, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]].<br />
*The page in ''Nerdular Nerdence'' that Strong Sad is reading says "electrons, scalene triangles, least ...mon denominators." "Mon" probably indicates the end of "common."<br />
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===Remarks===<br />
*If you get two jillion emails every two jillion seconds, then you get an average of one email per second, because any nonzero number divided by itself (even made-up numbers like a jillion) is one.<br />
*Strong Sad states that a "jillion is not a real unit of measure". Strong Sad is right ... and he's wrong! Strong Bad uses "a jillion" as a number, not as a [[Wikipedia:Units_of_measure|unit of measure]]. <br />
*Strong Bad is right-handed, but he hits Homestar with his left hand (presumably so he could write in Old-English font with his right hand, so when he hit Homestar the word DELETED would not look sloppy). His off-hand punch is quite impressive, leaving us to wonder what a full-force right hook would do to Homestar.<br />
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===Glitches===<br />
*After the ''Nerdular Nerdence'' egg, you can hear the beginning of the Homestar egg just before the scene cuts back to the computer. This is due to the fact that the gotoandstop(); command is being performed later then it should be.<br />
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===Inside References===<br />
*"A-Digga-Digga-...DELETED!" is a reference to [[unused emails]].<br />
* Strong Bad writes with a [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*[[IMDB:tt0086770|Night Court]] was a popular TV sit-com running 1984 to 1992. [[IMDB:nm0596986|Richard Moll]] played the part of baliff Bull Shannon. The [http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/nightcrt.wav theme] to the show was composed by [[IMDB:nm0254477|Jack Elliot]]. Elliot was also the composer of the [[IMDB:tt0072472|Barney Miller]] [http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/bmiller.wav theme].<br />
*[http://www.popsci.com/popsci/ ''Popular Science''] is a magazine that features the latest breakthroughs in science and technology in a format that appeals to the common man.<br />
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===Fast Forward===<br />
*Strong Bad can later be seen in a [[Gremlin|car]] in [[dangeresque 3]].<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[[HR:sbemail101.html|watch "car"]]<br />
*[[HR:sbemail101.swf|view the Flash file for "car"]]<br />
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{{Strong Bad Email}}<br />
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/carcar2005-05-05T21:09:21Z<p>69.40.252.242: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:car03.png|thumb|No, it says...]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #101'''<br />
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Kyle asks about Strong Bad's car.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]] (easter egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (easter egg)<br />
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'''Date:''' April 20, 2004<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 2:52<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.<br />
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''{reading}''<br />
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<pre>Dear Strong Bad,<br />
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind<br />
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?<br />
<br />
From Kyle<br />
in West Point, NY (Military Base)</pre><br />
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''{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as it's typed, punctuation errors and all, except for the word "Pimped", which he pronounces "Pimp-id"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, good one Kyle. Like I don't get two jillion of these emails every two jillion seconds. Er. Wait. Would that be so bad? Hmmm. I'll have to ask Strong Sad ''{Typed as Gron Sad} ''about that later on. Maybe write in to 'Popular Science' about it. "''Popular Science''." No such thing, man. More like, "Nerdular Nerdence." ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Anydangway, to properly make an example out of both you, and your email's butts, I'm going to whip out an old classic move of mine, and hit you with a little uhhhh digga digga digga digga digga digga DEL<br />
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''{Cut to a wider view of Strong Bad's desk, where Homestar is off to the right.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Interrupting Strong Bad}'' Hup-chup-chup-chup. ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar}'' Allow me to save this email from a tired old Strong Bad joke by showing all y'alls my new tricked out propeller cap.<br />
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''{Cut back to zoomed view of Strong Bad and Homestar}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' What are you doing?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ummm... Did you just say "doing?" ''{rhymed with "boing"}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No. Doo-ing. I said, "What are you ''doo-ing''?".<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. Well you spelled it the same.<br />
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''{Strong Bad makes a noise of frustration}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Anyways, on to my cool words that I had to say. First, check out all my hydraulics. ''{Homestar pulls out a remote control with three switches on it. He flips the first two. His cap moves up and down on his head, making mechanical car hydraulic noises. He then continues to mix and match the usage of the switches to adjust the pitch, yaw, and angle of his cap in regards to his head. While this is going on, he continues to talk, commenting on the particular movements.}'' And a little... ''{His cap goes up, forward, back, forward, back, forward, back, and then down onto his head again.}'' And everybody loves... ''{His cap slides up, and then forward on his head.}'' Now turn the lights down ''low''. ''{The lights dim, and his cap glows pink from underneath.}'' Sweetish ground effects. ''{The room lights brighten and the "effects" turn off}'' And the coup ''{said as "koop"}'' de grace, ''{He bends down putting his cap within the reach of Strong Bad}'' Spin my buzzer.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Your ''what''?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' My buzzer. Give it a spin.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, why am I doing this?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh! you said "doing" ''{pronounces it as spelt}'' again.<br />
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''{Strong Bad makes some frustrated noises. He then spins the propeller on Homestar's cap. It gives a propeller like sound.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing as the spin continues}'' Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo! Doo doot!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now you're singing the theme from "Night Court"?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' No, not ''singing''. When you spin my buzzer, it ''plays'' the theme from "Night Court" starring Richard Moll. And it's custom-installed.<br />
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''{Strong Bad begins writing something unseen on his boxing glove with a permanent marker while muttering. The words "custom installed" are the only audible words he mutters}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Now what are ''you'' doing? ''{'''still''' like boing}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm just tricking out my fist here.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh cool. What's it going to say? 2-E-Z? ''{2-E-Z flashes on the screen}'' Or like, NEVA-DIE? ''{NEVA-DIE flashes on the screen}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it says this. ''{Shows Homestar. Written on his boxing glove is a mirrored "DELETED" in Gothic text.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad, they spelled that backwards. You need to take that thing back right--<br />
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''{Strong Bad dives forward and punches Homestar. The screen goes white for a moment. Fade back to Homestar leaning up against a crack in the wall from the impact with his head. He's lost his cap, his eyes are X's, Strong Bad's fist has left the Gothic "DELETED" imprinted on his forehead. Yellow stars float around his head.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooohh oooh. Thank you once again for my pies. I spent particular effort on the cr&egrave;me bernard.<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, that straightens everything out, right? As for you, Kyle, I don't have a car. You ever see me in a car? No! Bye. ''{Strong Bad stops typing and runs off to the right. After a moment, he pokes his head back on the screen.}'' Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!<br />
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on the word "car" at the end to see Homestar Runner dazed again. <br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
:''{Cut to a still-dazed Homestar Runner.}''<br />
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dazed}'' Such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people... I'd like to give a shout-out to lemon potato over there...<br />
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*Click on the word "No!" at the end to see Strong Bad talking with Strong Sad.<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
:''{Cut to STRONG SAD'S ROOM. STRONG SAD is reading a copy of Nerdular Nerdence. Enter STRONG BAD.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Gron Sad!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Why do you keep calling me that?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... change of pace. Anyways, how many emails would it be if you got, like, two jillion emails every two jillion seconds? Like, a lot, or a little?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Jillion is not a real unit of measure!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, NERD! ''{leaves}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' That's right! ''{holds up his hand}'' Say it again!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*In both this email and [[invisibility]], Homestar was taken by surprise. Homestar can beat up Strong Bad easily, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]].<br />
*The page in ''Nerdular Nerdence'' that Strong Sad is reading says "electrons, scalene triangles, least ...mon denominators." "Mon" probably indicates the end of "common."<br />
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===Remarks===<br />
*If you get two jillion emails every two jillion seconds, then you get an average of one email per second, because any nonzero number divided by itself (even made-up numbers like a jillion) is one.<br />
*Strong Sad states that a "jillion is not a real unit of measure". Strong Sad is right ... and he's wrong! Strong Bad uses "a jillion" as a number, not as a [[Wikipedia:Units_of_measure|unit of measure]]. <br />
*Strong Bad is right-handed, but he hits Homestar with his left hand (presumably so he could write in Old-English font with his right hand, so when he hit Homestar the word DELETED would not look sloppy). His off-hand punch is quite impressive, leaving us to wonder what a full-force right hook would do to Homestar.<br />
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===Glitches===<br />
*After the ''Nerdular Nerdence'' egg, you can hear the beginning of the Homestar egg just before the scene cuts back to the computer. This is due to the fact that the gotoandstop(); command is being performed later then it should be.<br />
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===Inside References===<br />
*"A-Digga-Digga-...DELETED!" is a reference to [[unused emails]].<br />
* Strong Bad writes with a [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*[[IMDB:tt0086770|Night Court]] was a popular TV sit-com running 1984 to 1992. [[IMDB:nm0596986|Richard Moll]] played the part of baliff Bull Shannon. The [http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/nightcrt.wav theme] to the show was composed by [[IMDB:nm0254477|Jack Elliot]]. Elliot was also the composer of the [[IMDB:tt0072472|Barney Miller]] [http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/bmiller.wav theme].<br />
*[http://www.popsci.com/popsci/ ''Popular Science''] is a magazine that features the latest breakthroughs in science and technology in a format that appeals to the common man.<br />
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===Fast Forward===<br />
*Strong Bad can later be seen in a [[Gremlin|car]] in [[dangeresque 3]].<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[[HR:sbemail101.html|watch "car"]]<br />
*[[HR:sbemail101.swf|view the Flash file for "car"]]<br />
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[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/BlenderBlender2005-05-05T21:06:57Z<p>69.40.252.242: </p>
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<div>[[Image:TheBlender.PNG|thumb|The Missing Link Bennedetto]]<br />
The '''Blender''' is displayed as a prize for answering the "email" question on [[Homestar Runner]]'s "[[The Show|show]]" themed [[Main Page 19]]. This is a possible relative of the Bennedetto family.<br />
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=== Appearances===<br />
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* [[Main Page 19]]<br />
* Mentioned, but doesn't appear, in Email [[2 emails]]<br />
* [[Halloween Fairstival]]<br />
[[Category: Electronics]]</div>69.40.252.242http://hrwiki.org/wiki/caffeinecaffeine2005-05-05T20:45:18Z<p>69.40.252.242: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:sbemail91.png|thumb|A janking in progress]]<br />
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'''Strong Bad Email #91'''<br />
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Strong Bad answers an email from Justin in Murfreesboro, TN. Justin asks why Strong Bad has never given any caffeine to his whiny brother, Strong Sad. Strong Bad has been looking for a project for the upcoming All-Wide Science Fair, so he decides to try Justin's suggestion. Hilarity ensues.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Classroom]]<br />
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'''Date:''' December 10, 2003<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 2:38<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!<br />
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''{reading}''<br />
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<pre>Dear Strong Bad,<br />
It must be really annoying living<br />
with someone as whiny as Strong Sad.<br />
Why don't you slip him some caffeine?<br />
<br />
Justin<br />
Murfreesboro, TN</pre><br />
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''{Strong Bad says "Tekken" instead of "TN"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ohhhhohoho. ''(devilish laugh)'' <br />
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''{Strong Bad clears the screen and types again}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro. But we got the All-Wide Science Fair just around the corner and I've been straining for a project. So far alls I've come up with is the effects of gasoline. ''{pauses a bit}'' On fire. ''{stops typing}''<br />
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''{cut to a blue-print-style background that displays what Strong Bad says as he says it}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, I figure I just drop a couple of heaping spoonfuls of Sanka into Strong Sad's orange juice, and collect the ensuing data. I'll definitely get first place. And who knows? I might even win me a Noble Peacie Prize!<br />
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''{Cut to view of Strong Bad and Strong Sad in the basement. Strong Bad is holding a legal pad, which he makes periodic notes in. One of Strong Sad's eyes is open unnaturally wide, and he holds his hands high above his head. His fingers twitch from time to time, and the music is also full of wrong notes.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So Strong Sad, tell me, how do you feel?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{speaking very quickly and clapping his hands together over his head}'' I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Sad following an annoyed The Cheat on hands and knees. Strong Bad is in the background, watching and taking notes.}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey The Cheat! Listen Up! Hodododododo! What did I say? What did I just say? Did I say anything? What about this one: hoo hee haw whadiawah! Did that mean anything? ''{Strong Bad voice-over begins}'' Did I offend you? I hope I didn't offend you.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' After being exposed to my control Cheat, subject started acting ''way'' creepier than normal...like, even for Strong Sad.<br />
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''{cut to Marzipan's house, where she is trying to paint with Strong Sad next to her. We see Strong Bad in the foreground making more observations and taking more notes.}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Marzipan, Marzipan! What do you wanna make? You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell 'em at the corner store! Sell 'em at the five and dime! Marzipan, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a new century!<br />
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''{Strong Sad continues to ramble on as Marzipan walks away and Strong Bad continues}'' <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The subject's condition continued to deteriorate, and he began making up arts and crafts activities. Like, wood-davers.<br />
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''{cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is sitting on the couch, and Strong Sad is hanging upside-down from the ceiling somehow}''<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' GET DOWN!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' No!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' GET DOWN!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' No no! ...Parakeet!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{in disbelief}'' Did you just say "parakeet"?<br />
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''{Cut to a field with Strong Sad and Coach Z. Strong Sad alternates bouncing on his left and right legs. Strong Bad is in the background making notes and observations again.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' In the final stages, subject became: ''{The following words come up on the screen as Strong Bad says them}'' Erratic, violent, and Really Funny to Watch.<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{slapping Coach Z in the head}'' Hey Coach Z! Hey Coach Z! What-a-ya-got? What-a-ya-got for me? How about that? Wanna play some soccer? ''{while Coach Z is speaking}'' Some hockeyjock? I got whatever it takes! Hey, ya want some salad? Pasta salad? Tuna salad? Fruit salad?<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Woo! Cut that out! Don't hurt me! I don't wanna die! I'm just an old man— ''{Strong Sad steals Coach Z's hat after it falls to the ground}'' Ooh! Ooh!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ...Salad! Fruit salad! Fruit salad! Fruit salad! ''{Slowing down}'' Salad... ...Salad as a rock... Um... Coach Z, what are we doin' here?<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' You was tryin' to jank me!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Feelin' woozy...<br />
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''{Strong Sad falls on his back. Coach Z's hat lands on his stomach. Cut to the All-Wide Science Fair auditorium stage, where a picture of Strong Sad on his back is shown on Strong Bad's easel under the caption "Results:"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' At this point, the test subject...was dead. ''{Gasp from the audience}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Offscreen}'' I was not dead!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Shut up. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: ...Strong Sad's adopted. ''{another gasp from the audience}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Offscreen}'' That's not true either!<br />
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down as a close up of Strong Bad's project is shown}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*At the end of the e-mail, click on the various pictures on the right side of Strong Bad's science project board to see some very cool cars. <br />
*Click on the folder full of papers on the left side to see Strong Bad's, erm, original project. <br />
*After you've checked out those, roll your mouse on the right side of the screen to find an arrow. If you click the arrow, you'll see Homestar Runner's project.<br />
*Click on the puddle and you'll see (and probably hear) Homestar explain his project.<br />
:'''HOMESTAR''': For my project, I opted to use more social studies...a-than science.<br />
:'''CROWD''': Ah, I see! Impressive! (miscellaneous chatter)<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
===Trivia===<br />
*With the exception of the Halloween toons, this is the first time [[Coach Z]] is seen without his hat on.<br />
*Two versions of this were put up on the site. The first, which can be viewed on a mirror [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail91.html here] has Coach Z saying "I'm just a crazy old man!" while being slapped. However, [[HR:sbemail91.html|the version currently on the site]] has him saying "I'm just an old man!" The reason for this change is unknown.<br />
*The "All-Wide Science Fair" sign is printed on reamed paper, possibly from the same printer as [[The Paper]].<br />
*In the end when we see Strong Bad's Science Project, the sheet of paper in a pocket under the blue words "What's a Wood-daver" reads: <br />
<pre>Strong Bad's <br />
Science Fair Project <br />
(not "The Effects of <br />
Gasoline on Fire" again)</pre><br />
===Remarks===<br />
*Ironically, Sanka is decaffeinated coffee.<br />
*Strong Bad says "coming in at 91" at the beginning of the email. (This is e-mail #91.) In the email [[flashback]], he says he lost count of his emails somewhere around #51, but it could have been a coincidence.<br />
*The sound of Strong Sad coming down from his caffeine 'high' is the same sound used in [[gimmicks]] when Strong Bad's computer shut down and was about to explode.<br />
*Strong Sad's bulging eye is an upside-down copy of [[Bubs|Bubs']] smaller eye.<br />
*Strong Bad says "After being exposed to my control Cheat..." without the usual preceeding "The."<br />
===Glitches===<br />
*Strong Sad is moving so erratically that it looks like he has two mouths after Marzipan walks away.<br />
===Real-World References===<br />
*When reading "TN" Strong Bad says "''Tekken''" instead of "Tennessee". ''[[Wikipedia:Tekken|Tekken]]'' is a popular fighting video game by [[Wikipedia:Namco|Namco]].<br />
*The "Shark-mobile" may be a reference to the video game ''[[Wikipedia:Wario Ware, Inc. Mega Microgame$|Wario Ware]]''. Alternately, the "shark-mobile" may be a reference to an old Hot Wheels car called "Sharkruiser."<br />
*"Cut of your jib" is an old sailors' phrase, used to describe the expression on one's face, or the appearance of a ship from afar (the shape of the foresail, or "cut of the jib", described a ship's character). [http://www.bibliomania.com/2/3/255/1168/19836/1/frameset.html]<br />
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== DVD Version ==<br />
*All of the Easter eggs are intact, but have been condensed down into two Easter eggs.<br />
**The first DVD Easter egg (found via the hidden Strong Bad Icon to the left of the Project Title) features a peek at what Strong Bad's original product was, closeups of all three of the "cool cars," '''and''' a closeup of the paper in the folder. Plus, the fire from the original project burns a corner off The Paper.<br />
**The second DVD Easter egg (found via the hidden Strong Bad Icon to the right of the Project Title) combines Homestar's Project and his comments on it.<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
*[[HR:sbemail91.html|watch "caffeine"]]<br />
*[[HR:sbemail91.swf|view the Flash file for "caffeine"]]<br />
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