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|[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Shirt ||  
|[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Shirt ||  
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Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.
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Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite [[Beefy Arms|beefy-armed]] [[Dragons|dragon]].
|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler"
|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler"
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|[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || STRONG BAD FULL BODY ||
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|[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[STRONG BAD]] FULL BODY ||
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|-id="tshirt_hr_logo"
|[[Image:shirt_hrlogo1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrlogo2.png|150px]] ||  h*r Logo ||  
|[[Image:shirt_hrlogo1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrlogo2.png|150px]] ||  h*r Logo ||  
|-id="tshirt_strongbad_mask"
|-id="tshirt_strongbad_mask"
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|[[Image:shirt_sbmask1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sbmask2.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Mask ||
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|[[Image:shirt_sbmask1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sbmask2.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Mask ||
|-id="tshirt_hr_funrun"
|-id="tshirt_hr_funrun"
|[[Image:shirt_hrfunrun1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrfunrun2.png|150px]] ||  H*R Fun Run || Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
|[[Image:shirt_hrfunrun1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrfunrun2.png|150px]] ||  H*R Fun Run || Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
|-id="tshirt_hr_striped"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrstripey1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrstripey2.png|150px]] || Homestar Stripey Shirt || Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
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|[[Image:shirt_hrstripey1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrstripey2.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Stripey Shirt || Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_recordstoreday"
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_recordstoreday"
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|[[Image:shirt_recordstoreday1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_recordstoreday2.png|150px]] || Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt || Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
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|[[Image:shirt_recordstoreday1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_recordstoreday2.png|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] [[Record Store Day]] Shirt || Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
|[[Image:Sloshy T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] Shirt ||  
|[[Image:Sloshy T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] Shirt ||  
Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
|-id="tshirt_jibblies"
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|[[Image:JibbliesShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:JibbliesShirt2.png|150px]] || Jibblies Shirt || Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!
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|[[Image:JibbliesShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:JibbliesShirt2.png|150px]] || [[Jibblies]] Shirt || Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the [[Jibblies Painting|horrible painting]] from [[Strong Mad]]'s closet!
WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!
WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!
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WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.
WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.
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|[[Image:shirt_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || Sleepy Homestar Shirt || Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.  
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|[[Image:shirt_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || Sleepy [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Shirt || Wake up and have a [[coffee]] with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.  
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Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style!   
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Now you too can put [[cinnamon]] on your face to mimic an unshaven style!   
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Thanks for breaking his cow lamp!
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Thanks for breaking his [[cow lamp]]!
|-id="tshirt_itsdotcom"
|-id="tshirt_itsdotcom"
|[[Image:shirt_itsdotcom1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_itsdotcom2.png|150px]] || It's Dot Com Shirt || Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
|[[Image:shirt_itsdotcom1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_itsdotcom2.png|150px]] || It's Dot Com Shirt || Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Taranchula]] Shirt ||
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Taranchula]] Shirt ||
|-id="tshirt_you_reeka"
|-id="tshirt_you_reeka"
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|[[Image:You Reek-a Shirt Store.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:You Reek-A Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || You Reek-A! Shirt || Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
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|[[Image:You Reek-a Shirt Store.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:You Reek-A Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || You Reek-A! Shirt || Designed by [[Strong Bad]] in the email [[underlings]], our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
|-id-"tshirt_everybody_everybody"
|-id-"tshirt_everybody_everybody"
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Everybody Everybody Shirt || ''Stop waffling and buy this shirt.''
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Everybody Everybody Shirt || ''Stop waffling and buy this shirt.''
|-id="tshirt_videlectrix"
|-id="tshirt_videlectrix"
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|[[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Videlectrix]] Shirt || Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. '''PLUS''' these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the '''[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Videlectrix Catalog]]''' to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
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|[[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Videlectrix]] Shirt || Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. '''PLUS''' these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor]] or [[Peasant's Quest]] or maybe [[Pigs on Head]]? Go to the '''[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Videlectrix Catalog]]''' to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_new"
|-id="tshirt_trogdor_new"
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Trogdor]] New Shirt ||
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Trogdor]] New Shirt ||
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| [[Image:StrongBadmanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongBadmanShirtClose.png|150px]]|| [[Strong Badman]] Shirt || [[youtube:CzgaFc3JAl8|Little Stiny]], get me a danish!
| [[Image:StrongBadmanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongBadmanShirtClose.png|150px]]|| [[Strong Badman]] Shirt || [[youtube:CzgaFc3JAl8|Little Stiny]], get me a danish!
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_20X6"
|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_20X6"
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|[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman 20X6 T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] Shirt || Inspired by the [[hr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|20X6 Stinko Man game]], this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front.
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|[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman 20X6 T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] Shirt || Inspired by the [[hr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|20X6 Stinko Man game]], this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]]" on the front.
|-id="tshirt_strong_sad"
|-id="tshirt_strong_sad"
|[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] Shirt || Look at that voluptuous belly.
|[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] Shirt || Look at that voluptuous belly.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] Shirt || Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.  
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] Shirt || Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.  
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|-id="tshirt_nebulon"
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|[[Image:NebulonT-shirt.png|150px]] || |[[Image:NebulonT-shirt_close.png|150px]] || [[Nebulon]] Shirt || Everyone will like a "no one likes your styles" shirt.
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|[[Image:NebulonT-shirt.png|150px]] || |[[Image:NebulonT-shirt_close.png|150px]] || [[Nebulon]] Shirt || Everyone will like a "no one likes your [[styles]]" shirt.
|-id="tshirt_support_municipality"
|-id="tshirt_support_municipality"
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|[[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt_Close.PNG|150px]] || Support [[the Municipality]]! Shirt || The King of Town in his most oppressive form!
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|[[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt_Close.PNG|150px]] || Support [[the Municipality]]! Shirt || [[The King of Town]] in his most oppressive form!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Poopertroopers not included
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|-id="tshirt_marzipan_flower"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Marzipan]] (Flower) Shirt || Don't be caught at a chinchilla protest without this shirt! No pressed bunson was harmed in the making of this shirt!
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Marzipan]] (Flower) Shirt || Don't be caught at a [[Marzipan's Character Video|chinchilla protest]] without this shirt! No [[coloring|pressed bunson]] was harmed in the making of this shirt!
|-id="tshirt_fluffy_puff"
|-id="tshirt_fluffy_puff"
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Shirt ||
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Shirt ||
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|[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own [[Duck]] Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in [[flashback|Strong Bad email 100]]!
|[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own [[Duck]] Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in [[flashback|Strong Bad email 100]]!
|-id="tshirt_cheat_commandos"
|-id="tshirt_cheat_commandos"
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|[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandoes]] Shirt || [[Reynold]], [[Fightgar]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Firebert]] and [[Silent Rip]] - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. Buy all our playsets and toys (and shirts!)
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|[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandoes]] Shirt || [[Reynold]], [[Fightgar]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Firebert]] and [[Silent Rip]] - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!|Buy all our playsets and toys]] (and shirts!)
|-id="tshirt_coachz"
|-id="tshirt_coachz"
|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] Shirt || '''Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!'''
|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] Shirt || '''Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!'''
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Since [[1983]] Shirt || ''Since 1983!''
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Since [[1983]] Shirt || ''Since 1983!''
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Shirt || No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Shirt || No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time [[style]] t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
|-id="tshirt_CGNU"
|-id="tshirt_CGNU"
|''[[Image:Shirt CGNU.PNG|150px]]''|| [[Image:CGNU T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Shirt || Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
|''[[Image:Shirt CGNU.PNG|150px]]''|| [[Image:CGNU T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Shirt || Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
|-id="tshirt_senor_cardgage"
|-id="tshirt_senor_cardgage"
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|[[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Shirt || He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!"
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|[[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Shirt || He's a [[garage sale]] lurker, he's a [[The Movie Theater|movie theater]] ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "[[Senor Mortgage|No Probalo!]]"
|-id="tshirt_bubs"
|-id="tshirt_bubs"
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| [[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Bubs T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]] Shirt || You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND." Just calm down.
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| [[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Bubs T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]] Shirt || You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring [[Free Country, USA|Free Country USA]]'s enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "[[Bubs' Concession Stand|BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND]]." Just calm down.
|-id="tshirt_bear-shark"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] Shirt || As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] Shirt || As seen in [[myths & legends|SBEmail 145]]!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My [[Babies|Baby]] Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
|-id="tshirt_homestar_baseball"
|-id="tshirt_homestar_baseball"
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Homestar Baseball Jersey || Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Homestar Baseball Jersey || Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
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|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|150px]] || ''No image yet'' || [[Homsar]] Shirt || You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. '''It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe Walt Disney''
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|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|150px]] || ''No image yet'' || [[Homsar]] Shirt || You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. '''It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe [[Disney|Walt Disney]]''
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|-id="tshirt_coffee"
|''No image yet'' || [[File:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|150px]] || [[interview|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]] || Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of [[Coffee]]' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
|''No image yet'' || [[File:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|150px]] || [[interview|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]] || Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of [[Coffee]]' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
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|[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Get Ye Flask Shirt Close.png|150px]] || Get [[Ye Flask]] || You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] but you can most certainly get this shirt!
|[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Get Ye Flask Shirt Close.png|150px]] || Get [[Ye Flask]] || You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] but you can most certainly get this shirt!
|-id="tshirt_star_shirt"
|-id="tshirt_star_shirt"
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|[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Star Shirt || Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!
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|[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Star Shirt || Upgrade from that [[Duckie Shirt|Duck shirt]] and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like [[Homestar Runner]]! Now with arm-holes!
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|[[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || Trodgor Hoodie || The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
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|[[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Hoodie || The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a [[peasant]] that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
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Our American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodie is made with 100% cotton with kangaroo pockets.
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|[[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Trodgor Zip Hoodie || Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
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|[[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Zip Hoodie || Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool [[Peasantry]] nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly [[peasant]] face inside the hood!
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Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit.
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|[[Image:StarZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StarZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Star Zip Hoodie || Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
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|[[Image:StarZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StarZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Star Zip Hoodie || Hey wow! [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
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! Disc !! Name !! Description
! Disc !! Name !! Description
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|-id="dvd_everything_else_volume_one"
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|[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] || Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!  
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|[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] || Give the non-[[Strong Bad Email|sbemails]] some love with the first collection of [[Everything Else]] from the website!  
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*Teen Girl Squad Cartoons up to #10
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*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Cartoons up to #10
*Cartoons from the Shorts Menu  
*Cartoons from the Shorts Menu  
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*Marzipan's Answering Machines #1 - 12
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]s #1 - 12
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*Puppet Stuff and Music Videos!
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*[[Puppet Stuff]] and Music Videos!
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*Commentaries, unreleased shorts, and Peasant's Quest outtakes!
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*Commentaries, unreleased shorts, and [[Peasant's Quest]] outtakes!
|-id="dvd_everything_else_volume_two"
|-id="dvd_everything_else_volume_two"
|[[Image:Everything_Else_2.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] ||  
|[[Image:Everything_Else_2.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] ||  
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*All the Big Toons through 2005
*All the Big Toons through 2005
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*Commentaries, Unreleased Cartoons and More!
*Commentaries, Unreleased Cartoons and More!
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*Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*Emails 131 - 160 with all the [[easter eggs]] and pop-ups<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
*Commentary tracks on every email<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
*Commentary tracks on every email<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*One "DVD exclusive" [[Accent|never-before-seen email]]!<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
*Over two hours of non-stop hilarity
*Over two hours of non-stop hilarity
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*"[[Moving Very Slowly]]" by [[Taranchula]]
*And a some lot more!
*And a some lot more!
20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!
20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!
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PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the [[Coach Z]] song "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]."
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.
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Tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back.
 
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Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!
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[[Strong Bad]]-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar [[prancing]] all over the dang place!
<nowiki>*</nowiki>will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash
<nowiki>*</nowiki>will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash
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| [[File:case_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_trogdor2.png|150px]] || rowspan="5"| [[Videlectrix]] Fhone Machine iPhone Case || rowspan="5"|  
Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*
Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*
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All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!
All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!
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! Mug Front !! Mug Back !! Mug Side !! Name !! Description
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|[[Image:mug_raisedcoffee1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee3.png|106px]] || Raised by a Cup of [[Coffee]] ||
|-id="mug_crookedcop"
|-id="mug_crookedcop"
|[[Image:mug_crookedcop1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop3.png|106px]] || World's Best Crooked Cop ||
|[[Image:mug_crookedcop1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop3.png|106px]] || World's Best Crooked Cop ||
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Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.
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Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one [[The Chief]] gave to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of [[1984|'84]].
<nowiki>*</nowiki>NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.
|-id="mug_sleepyhr"
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|[[Image:mug_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_sleepyhr3.png|106px]] || Sleepy [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Mug || Wake up with sleepy, [[cinnamon]]-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
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|[[Image:mug_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor3.png|106px]] || Trogdor Mug || Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.
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|[[Image:mug_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor3.png|106px]] || [[Trogdor]] Mug || Drink your [[coffee]] (or tea, if you must) from a [[Beefy Arms|beefy-armed]], wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated [[Thatched-Roof Cottage|thatch-roofed cottage]] on the other.
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! Poster !! Name !! Description
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|[[Image:poster_trogdor.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Poster ||
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Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!
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[[Parents|Mom]] is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!
(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)
(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)
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|[[Image:commandos figurines small.PNG|150px|Cheat Commandos Figurines]] || Cheat Commandos Figurines ||
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Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)
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[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!|Buy all their playsets and toys]]! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes [[Gunhaver]]*, [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Firebert]], [[Reynold]], and even [[Blue Laser Commander]]! (*does NOT have gun)
If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets [[hr:playsets.html|HERE]] to maximize fun and adventure!
If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets [[hr:playsets.html|HERE]] to maximize fun and adventure!
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|[[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 ||
|[[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 ||
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This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!
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This set features all your favs! [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Pom Pom]]! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or [[prison]] cell!
These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.
These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.
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|[[Image:Figurines Set Two.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 ''(sold out)'' || Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has [[Homsar]], [[the King of Town]], [[the Poopsmith]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand [[Strong Bad]] featuring bonus BathTime [[The Cheat]]!  
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Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!  
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These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.
These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Revision as of 06:46, 14 June 2017

Homestore Runner!

The Store, also known as Homestore Runner, is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also one of the main sources of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.

Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the Flash Store and Yahoo Store used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.

Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap!

Contents

Products

Shirts

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Trogdor Shirt

Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.

STRONG BAD FULL BODY
Strong Bad Mask
H*R Fun Run Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
Homestar Stripey Shirt Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
Sloshy Shirt

Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!

Jibblies Shirt Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!

WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!

WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.

Sleepy Homestar Shirt Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.

Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style!

Thanks for breaking his cow lamp!

It's Dot Com Shirt Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
Brainkrieg Shirt Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
No image yet No image yet Taranchula Shirt
You Reek-A! Shirt Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
No image yet No image yet Everybody Everybody Shirt Stop waffling and buy this shirt.
Videlectrix Shirt Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. PLUS these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the Videlectrix Catalog to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
No image yet No image yet Trogdor New Shirt
Trogdor Lite Shirt Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
Thnikkaman!! Shirt YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included).
Teen Girl Squad Shirt Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... on YOU!
Strong Badman Shirt Little Stiny, get me a danish!
20X6 Stinko Man Shirt Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front.
Strong Sad Shirt Look at that voluptuous belly.
No image yet No image yet Strong Sad Face Shirt If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more."
Scalding Lake Shirt Look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt.
Your Head A Splode! Shirt Splo your head up with a giant vector StrongBadZone head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt.
Stinko Man Double Deuce Shirt If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose.
Pom Pom Shirt He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!!
The Pizz From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort.
No image yet No image yet Pistols for Pandas Shirt Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.
Nebulon Shirt Everyone will like a "no one likes your styles" shirt.
Support the Municipality! Shirt The King of Town in his most oppressive form!

*Poopertroopers not included

No image yet No image yet Marzipan (Flower) Shirt Don't be caught at a chinchilla protest without this shirt! No pressed bunson was harmed in the making of this shirt!
No image yet No image yet Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Shirt
Limozeen Shirt Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!!
Li'l Brudder Raglan Shirt He'll scrape right along and right into your heart!
Eh! Steve! Shirt
Duck Shirt Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100!
Cheat Commandoes Shirt Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. Buy all our playsets and toys (and shirts!)
Coach Z Shirt Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!
No image yet No image yet The Cheat Since 1983 Shirt Since 1983!
No image yet No image yet The Cheat Shirt No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
Crazy Go Nuts University Shirt Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
Senor Cardgage Shirt He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!"
Bubs Shirt You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND." Just calm down.
No image yet No image yet Bear Holding a Shark Shirt As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
No image yet No image yet Homestar Baseball Jersey Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
No image yet Homsar Shirt You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. 'It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe Walt Disney
No image yet Raised by a Cup of Coffee Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
City (comma) State Shirt Fresh from the sbemail "independent," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state."

Note: "Film crew" now appears on front. So nobody misses it.

Wind-Up Homestar For a long time there, only Mike ever designed the t-shirts because Matt is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray!
Get Ye Flask You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like Thy Dungeonman but you can most certainly get this shirt!
Star Shirt Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!

Hoodies

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Trogdor Hoodie The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
Trogdor Zip Hoodie Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
Star Zip Hoodie Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!

Baby Stuff

Shirt Close-up Name Description
File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG Homestar Babies
Bear Holding A Shark Onesie Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
Trogdor Onesie

DVDs and CDs

Disc Name Description
Everything Else, Volume 1 Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
Everything Else, Volume 2
Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5
  • Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<br>
  • Commentary tracks on every email<br>
  • One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<br>
  • Over two hours of non-stop hilarity
Strong Bad Sings CD

The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as

20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!

PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the Coach Z song "These Peoples Try to Fade Me."

iPhone/iPad

iPhone 6 iPhone 5 Name Description
Compy iPhone Case

Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!

Available for iPhone 6, 6+, 5*, and 4.

*Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.

Homestar Stripey iPhone Case

Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!

*will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash

Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case

Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*

Choose from Stinkoman 20X6, Trogdor, Peasant's Quest, Where's an Egg?, and StrongBadZone!

*Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us!

All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!

Mugs

Mug Front Mug Back Mug Side Name Description
Raised by a Cup of Coffee
World's Best Crooked Cop

Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.

*NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.

Sleepy Homestar Mug Wake up with sleepy, cinnamon-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
Trogdor Mug Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.

Posters

Poster Name Description
Trogdor Poster

Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!

(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)

Playsets & Toys!

Playset Name Description
Cheat Commandos Figurines Cheat Commandos Figurines

Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)

If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets HERE to maximize fun and adventure!

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1

This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!

These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 (sold out) Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!

These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

Banners

Wave o' T-shirts!

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © 2019 Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under Harmless Junk, Inc.

Inside References

Goofs

External Links


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