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Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.
Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.
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===Shirts===
===Shirts===
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:''See main article: [[Shopify Store Clothing]]''
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! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description
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|-id="tshirt_trogdor_shirt"
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|[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Shirt ||
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Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.
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|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler"
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|[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || STRONG BAD FULL BODY ||
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|-id="tshirt_hr_logo"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrlogo1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrlogo2.png|150px]] ||  h*r Logo ||
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|-id="tshirt_strongbad_mask"
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|[[Image:shirt_sbmask1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sbmask2.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Mask ||
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|-id="tshirt_hr_funrun"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrfunrun1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrfunrun2.png|150px]] ||  H*R Fun Run || Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
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|-id="tshirt_hr_striped"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrstripey1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrstripey2.png|150px]] || Homestar Stripey Shirt || Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
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|-id="tshirt_sloshy_recordstoreday"
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|[[Image:shirt_recordstoreday1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_recordstoreday2.png|150px]] || Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt || Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
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|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
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|[[Image:Sloshy T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] Shirt ||
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Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
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|[[Image:JibbliesShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:JibbliesShirt2.png|150px]] || Jibblies Shirt || Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!
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WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!
 
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WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.
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===DVDs and CDs and other items===
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:''See main article: [[Shopify Store Other Items]]''
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|[[Image:shirt_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || Sleepy Homestar Shirt || Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.
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Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style! 
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Thanks for breaking his cow lamp!
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|-id="tshirt_itsdotcom"
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|[[Image:shirt_itsdotcom1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_itsdotcom2.png|150px]] || It's Dot Com Shirt || Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
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|[[Image:BrainkreigShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BrainkreigShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Brainkrieg]] Shirt || Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
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|-id="tshirt_taranchula"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Taranchula]] Shirt ||
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|-id="tshirt_you_reeka"
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|[[Image:You Reek-a Shirt Store.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:You Reek-A Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || You Reek-A! Shirt || Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
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|-id-"tshirt_everybody_everybody"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Everybody Everybody Shirt || ''Stop waffling and buy this shirt.''
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|-id="tshirt_videlectrix"
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|[[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Videlectrix]] Shirt || Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. '''PLUS''' these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the '''[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Videlectrix Catalog]]''' to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Trogdor]] New Shirt ||
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|[[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Lite Shirt || ''Trogdor the Burninator'' in all his majesty.
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|[[Image:ThnikkaShirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:ThnikkaShirtClose.PNG|150px]] || [[Thnikkaman]]!! Shirt || YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included).
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|-id="tshirt_tgs"
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|[[Image:Teen Girl Squad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tgs-close.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Shirt || Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... ''on YOU!''
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|-id="tshirt_strong_badman"
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| [[Image:StrongBadmanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongBadmanShirtClose.png|150px]]|| [[Strong Badman]] Shirt || [[youtube:CzgaFc3JAl8|Little Stiny]], get me a danish!
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|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_20X6"
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|[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman 20X6 T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] Shirt || Inspired by the [[hr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|20X6 Stinko Man game]], this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front.
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|-id="tshirt_strong_sad"
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|[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] Shirt || Look at that voluptuous belly.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Strong Sad]] Face Shirt || If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more."
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|-id="tshirt_scalding_lake"
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|[[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] Shirt || Look [[Rather Dashing]] in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_sb_zone"
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|[[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Your Head [[A Splode]]! Shirt || Splo your head up with a giant vector [[StrongBadZone]] head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_double_deuce"
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|[[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]] [[Double Deuce]] Shirt || If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose.
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|[[Image:Pom-pom-full.png|150px]] || [[Image:Pom-pom-close.png|150px]] || [[Pom Pom]] Shirt || He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!!
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|[[Image:PizzT.png|150px]] || [[Image:PizzTDetail.png|150px]] || [[The Pizz]] || From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] Shirt || Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.
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|[[Image:NebulonT-shirt.png|150px]] || |[[Image:NebulonT-shirt_close.png|150px]] || [[Nebulon]] Shirt || Everyone will like a "no one likes your styles" shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_support_municipality"
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|[[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt_Close.PNG|150px]] || Support [[the Municipality]]! Shirt || The King of Town in his most oppressive form!
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Marzipan]] (Flower) Shirt || Don't be caught at a chinchilla protest without this shirt! No pressed bunson was harmed in the making of this shirt!
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|-id="tshirt_fluffy_puff"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Shirt ||
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|-id="tshirt_limozeen"
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|[[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt Close.png|150px]] || [[Limozeen]] Shirt || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!!
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|[[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Li'l Brudder]] Raglan Shirt || He'll scrape right along and right into your heart!
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|-id="tshirt_eh_steve"
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|[[Image:Eh Steve shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Eh Steve shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Eh! Steve!]] Shirt ||
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|[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own [[Duck]] Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in [[flashback|Strong Bad email 100]]!
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|[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandoes]] Shirt || [[Reynold]], [[Fightgar]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Firebert]] and [[Silent Rip]] - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. Buy all our playsets and toys (and shirts!)
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|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] Shirt || '''Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!'''
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|-id="tshirt_the_cheat_1983"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Since [[1983]] Shirt || ''Since 1983!''
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Shirt || No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
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|''[[Image:Shirt CGNU.PNG|150px]]''|| [[Image:CGNU T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Shirt || Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
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|[[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Shirt || He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!"
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| [[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Bubs T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]] Shirt || You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND." Just calm down.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] Shirt || As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Homestar Baseball Jersey || Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
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|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|150px]] || ''No image yet'' || [[Homsar]] Shirt || You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. '''It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe Walt Disney''
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|''No image yet'' || [[File:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|150px]] || [[interview|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]] || Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of [[Coffee]]' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
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|[[Image:citystate t-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:citystate t-shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[City (comma) State]] Shirt || Fresh from the sbemail "[[independent]]," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state."
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''Note: "Film crew" now appears on front.  So nobody misses it.''
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|-id="tshirt_windup"
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|[[Image: WindupT-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:WindupImage.png|150px]] || Wind-Up [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] || For a long time there, only [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] ever designed the t-shirts because [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray!
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|[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Get Ye Flask Shirt Close.png|150px]] || Get [[Ye Flask]] || You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] but you can most certainly get this shirt!
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|[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Star Shirt || Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!
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|[[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || Trodgor Hoodie || The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
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Our American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodie is made with 100% cotton with kangaroo pockets.
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|[[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Trodgor Zip Hoodie || Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
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Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit.
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|[[Image:StarZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StarZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Star Zip Hoodie || Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
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Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit.
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|[[File:Homestar Babies Onesie.PNG|150px]] || [[File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG]] || [[Middle School Variation|Homestar Babies]] ||
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|[[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie2.png|150px]] ||  [[Bear Holding A Shark]] Onesie || Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
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|[[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Onesie ||
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|[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] || Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
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*Teen Girl Squad Cartoons up to #10
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*Cartoons from the Shorts Menu
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*Marzipan's Answering Machines #1 - 12
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*Puppet Stuff and Music Videos!
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*Commentaries, unreleased shorts, and Peasant's Quest outtakes!
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|[[Image:Everything_Else_2.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] ||
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*All the Holiday Cartoons through "Trogday 2006"
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*The Return of "Marshmallow's Last Stand" and "A Jumping Jack Contest"
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*New Cheat Commandos Interactive Game!
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*Commentaries, Unreleased Cartoons and More!
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|[[Image:Strongbad_email.exe_Disc_5.PNG|150px]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5]] ||
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*Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*Commentary tracks on every email<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] ||
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The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as
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*“The Cheat is Not Dead”
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*"Because, it's Midnite" by Limozeen
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*"Moving Very Slowly" by Taranchula
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20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!
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PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the Coach Z song "These Peoples Try to Fade Me."
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|[[File:WaveoTShirtsBanner.png|400px|Wave o' T-shirts!]]|| August 22, 2016 - September 7, 2017
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| [[File:case_compy1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_compy2.png|150px]] || [[Compy, Inc.|Compy]] iPhone Case ||
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Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.
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Tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back.
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| [[File:case_homestar1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_homestar2.png|150px]] || [[Homestar]] Stripey iPhone Case ||
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Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!
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| [[File:case_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_trogdor2.png|150px]] || rowspan="5"| Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case || rowspan="5"|
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Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*
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Choose from [[Stinkoman 20X6]], [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor]], [[Peasant's Quest]], [[Where's an Egg?]], and [[StrongBadZone]]!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us!
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All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!
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iPhone case, tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back.
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| [[File:case_peasant1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_peasant2.png|150px]]
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| [[File:case_sbzone1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_sbzone2.png|150px]]
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|[[File:CardgageBanner.jpg|400px|Proletariat, Gelzatrude!]]|| Unknown
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| [[File:case_egg1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_egg2.png|150px]]
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|[[File:WeenStumesBanner.jpg|400px|Lazy Halloween costumes!]]|| October 5, 2017 - unknown
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|[[File:DweenGiftsBanner.jpg|400px|Decemberween Gifts!]]|| November 27, 2017 - unknown
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===Mugs===
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==Collections==
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In addition to the main categories at the top of the page, there are several [[myshopify:collections|product collections]].
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
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! Mug Front !! Mug Back !! Mug Side !! Name !! Description
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|-id="mug_raisedcoffee"
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|-id="collection_trogdor"
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|[[Image:mug_raisedcoffee1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee3.png|106px]] || Raised by a Cup of Coffee ||
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| [[myshopify:collections/trogdor|Trogdor]] || ||
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|-id="mug_crookedcop"
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*[[Store#cd strong bad sings|Strong Bad Sings CD!!]]
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|[[Image:mug_crookedcop1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop3.png|106px]] || World's Best Crooked Cop ||
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*[[Store#mug trogdor|Trogdor Mug]]
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Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.
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*[[Store#poster trogdor|Trogdor Poster]]
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*[[Store#case videlectrix|Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case]]
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.
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|-id="collection_cardgage"
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| [[myshopify:collections/senor-cardgage|Senor Cardgage]] || Course syllabus, Mandy-perth! Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms! ||
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|[[Image:mug_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_sleepyhr3.png|106px]] || Sleepy Homestar Mug || Wake up with sleepy, cinnamon-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
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*[[Store#tshirt senor cardgage|Senor Cardgage Shirt]]
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|-id="mug_sleepyhr"
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*[[Store#tshirt air cardgage|Air Cardgage]]
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|[[Image:mug_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor3.png|106px]] || Trogdor Mug || Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.
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*[[Store#tshirt kneepads|Team Kneepads]]
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|-id="collection_halloween"
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| [[myshopify:collections/lazy-halloween-costumes|Lazy Halloween Costumes!]] || Can't decide what obscure popular culture reference to be for Halloween? Let us decide for you with these in-world, in-character shirts! Guaranteed to be recognized by maybe a couple people after you explain in great detail what you are dressed as! ||
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*[[Store#tshirt witchs brew|Witch's Brew]]
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*[[Store#tshirt jibblies|Jibblies Shirt]]
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*[[Store#tshirt thnikkaman|Thnikkaman!! Shirt]]
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*[[Store#tshirt star shirt|Star Shirt]]
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*[[Store#tshirt duck|Duck Shirt]]
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*[[Store#tshirt coachz|Coach Z Shirt]]
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*[[Store#tshirt scalding lake|Scalding Lake Shirt]]
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*[[Store#tshirt pizz|The Pizz]]
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|-id="collection_decemberween"
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| [[myshopify:collections/decemberween-gifts|Decemberween Gifts]] || Does the Homestar fan in your life suffer from Too-Much-T-Shirt-Have? Then surprise them with some non-apparel Homestar gifts this year! Figurines, phone cases, mousepads, CDs & DVDs, and mugs as far as the eye can see! ||
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*[[Store#figurines set one|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]]
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*[[Store#mousepad dagron|Dagron Mousepad]]
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*[[Store#mug raisedcoffee|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]]
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*[[Store#dvd everything else volume one|Everything Else Vol 1 DVD]]
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*[[Store#case compy|Compy iPhone Case]]
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*[[Store#mug trogdor|Trogdor Mug]]
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*[[Store#cd strong bad sings|Strong Bad Sings CD!!]]
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*[[Store#figurines cheat commandos|Cheat Commandos Figurines]]
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*[[Store#case videlectrix|Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case]]
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*[[Store#mug sleepyhr|Sleepy Homestar Mug]]
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*[[Store#dvd everything else volume two|Everything Else, Volume 2]]
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*[[Store#mug crookedcop|World's Best Crooked Cop]]
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*[[Store#case homestar|Homestar Stripey iPhone Case]]
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|[[Image:poster_trogdor.png|150px]] || Trogdor Poster ||
 
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Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!
 
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|[[Image:commandos figurines small.PNG|150px|Cheat Commandos Figurines]] || Cheat Commandos Figurines ||
 
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Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)
 
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If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets [[hr:playsets.html|HERE]] to maximize fun and adventure!
 
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|[[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 ||
 
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This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!
 
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Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!
 
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==Banners==
 
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[[File:WaveoTShirtsBanner.png|Wave o' T-shirts!]]
 
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
*The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © {{CURRENTYEAR}} Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
*The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © {{CURRENTYEAR}} Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
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*The [[myshopify:/blogs/news/12526441-first-post|Blog]] page on the store has not been filled out.
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*The description for [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] copies the list of the DVD's contents from the [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|Homestar Runner Wiki]]'s [[Everything Else]] article; as such, it refers to [[Where the Crap Are We?]] by that name, despite that name being [[wikipedia:Circular reporting|coined by the wiki]].
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*The [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] DVD description had <nowiki><br></nowiki> at the end of every line, except the last one.
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*"[[Cheat Commandos]]" was misspelled as "Cheat Commandoes".
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*The post-it on Strong Bad's [[Compé]] on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu and the DVD link on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] page on the Homestar Runner website still try to direct viewers to the Yahoo Store, resulting in an error.
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===Fixed Goofs===
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*The description for the [[Trogdor]] [[Store T-Shirts|T-Shirt]] did not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.
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*"Playsets & Toys!" is a reference to [[Cheat Commandos]].
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*"Playsets & Toys!" is part of the [[Buy All Our Playsets and Toys|slogan]] of [[Cheat Commandos]].
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*The [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] DVD description has <nowiki><br></nowiki> at the end of every line, except the last one.
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*The description for the [[Trogdor]] [[Store T-Shirts|T-Shirt]] does not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.
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*"[[Cheat Commandos]]" is misspelled as "Cheat Commandoes".
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*The post-it on Strong Bad's [[Compé]] on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu and the DVD link on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] page on the Homestar Runner website still tries to direct you to the previous store, resulting in an error.
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*The [[myshopify:pages/about-us|About Us Page]], the [[myshopify:/blogs/news/12526441-first-post|Blog]], and the [[myshopify:pages/frontpage|Welcome page]] on the store have not been filled out.
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*[[myshopify:|View the Main Store Page]]
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*[[myshopify:pages/customer-service|View the Customer Service Page]]<br/>
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Homestore Runner!

The Store, also known as Homestore Runner, is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also one of the main sources of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.

Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the Flash Store and Yahoo Store used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.

Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.

Page Title: Homestar Runner

Contents

Products

Shirts

See main article: Shopify Store Clothing


DVDs and CDs and other items

See main article: Shopify Store Other Items

Banners

Image Date
Wave o' T-shirts! August 22, 2016 - September 7, 2017
Proletariat, Gelzatrude! Unknown
Lazy Halloween costumes! October 5, 2017 - unknown
Decemberween Gifts! November 27, 2017 - unknown

Collections

In addition to the main categories at the top of the page, there are several product collections.

Name Descripton Items
Trogdor
Senor Cardgage Course syllabus, Mandy-perth! Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!
Lazy Halloween Costumes! Can't decide what obscure popular culture reference to be for Halloween? Let us decide for you with these in-world, in-character shirts! Guaranteed to be recognized by maybe a couple people after you explain in great detail what you are dressed as!
Decemberween Gifts Does the Homestar fan in your life suffer from Too-Much-T-Shirt-Have? Then surprise them with some non-apparel Homestar gifts this year! Figurines, phone cases, mousepads, CDs & DVDs, and mugs as far as the eye can see!

Fun Facts

Remarks

Goofs

Fixed Goofs

  • The description for the Trogdor T-Shirt did not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.

Inside References

External Links


Preceded by:
Yahoo Store 		Store Navigation
March 23, 2015 - Present 		Succeeded by:
N/A


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