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===Shirts===
===Shirts===
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:''See main article: [[Shopify Store Clothing]]''
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! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description
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|-id="tshirt_trogdor_shirt"
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|[[Image:TrogdorShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Shirt ||
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Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite [[Beefy Arms|beefy-armed]] [[Dragons|dragon]].
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|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler"
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|[[Image:StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[STRONG BAD]] FULL BODY ||
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|-id="tshirt_hr_logo"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrlogo1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrlogo2.png|150px]] || h*r Logo ||
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|-id="tshirt_strongbad_mask"
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|[[Image:shirt_sbmask1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sbmask2.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Mask ||
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|-id="tshirt_hr_funrun"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrfunrun1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrfunrun2.png|150px]] || H*R Fun Run || Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
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|-id="tshirt_hr_striped"
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|[[Image:shirt_hrstripey1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrstripey2.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Stripey Shirt || Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
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|-id="tshirt_sloshy_recordstoreday"
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|[[Image:shirt_recordstoreday1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_recordstoreday2.png|150px]] || Sloshy [[Record Store Day]] Shirt || Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
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|-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
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|[[Image:sloshyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] Shirt ||
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Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
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|-id="tshirt_jibblies"
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|[[Image:JibbliesShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:JibbliesShirt2.png|150px]] || [[Jibblies]] Shirt || Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the [[Jibblies Painting|horrible painting]] from [[Strong Mad]]'s closet!
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WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!
 
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WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.
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===DVDs and CDs and other items===
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:''See main article: [[Shopify Store Other Items]]''
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|[[Image:shirt_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || Sleepy Homestar Shirt || Wake up and have a [[coffee]] with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.
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Now you too can put [[cinnamon]] on your face to mimic an unshaven style!
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Thanks for breaking his [[cow lamp]]!
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|-id="tshirt_itsdotcom"
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|[[Image:shirt_itsdotcom1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_itsdotcom2.png|150px]] || It's Dot Com Shirt || Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
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|-id="tshirt_brainkrieg_shirt"
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|[[Image:BrainkreigShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BrainkreigShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Brainkrieg]] Shirt || Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
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|-id="tshirt_taranchula"
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|[[Image:TaranchulaShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TaranchulaShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Taranchula]] Shirt ||
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|-id="tshirt_you_reeka"
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|[[Image:YouReekAShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:You Reek-A Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || You Reek-A! Shirt || Designed by [[Strong Bad]] in the email [[hr:sbemail171.html|underlings]], our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
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|[[Image:EverybodyEverybodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:EverybodyEverybodyShirtClose.png|150px]] || Everybody Everybody Shirt || ''Stop [[Waffle House|waffling]] and buy this shirt.''
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|-id="tshirt_videlectrix"
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|[[Image:VidelectrixShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Videlectrix]] Shirt || Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. '''PLUS''' these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor]] or [[Peasant's Quest]] or maybe [[Pigs on Head]]? Go to the '''[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Videlectrix Catalog]]''' to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
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|-id="tshirt_trogdor_new"
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|[[Image:TrogdorNewShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorNewShirtClose.png|150px]] || Trogdor New Shirt ||
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|-id="tshirt_trogdor_lite"
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|[[Image:TrogdorLiteShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Trogdor Lite Shirt || ''Trogdor the Burninator'' in all his majesty.
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|-id="tshirt_thnikkaman"
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|[[Image:ThnikkamanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:ThnikkaShirtClose.PNG|150px]] || [[Thnikkaman]]!! Shirt || YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included).
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|[[Image:TeenGirlSquadShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Tgs-close.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Shirt || Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... ''on YOU!''
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|-id="tshirt_strong_badman"
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| [[Image:NewStrongBadmanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongBadmanShirtClose.png|150px]]|| [[Strong Badman]] Shirt || [[youtube:CzgaFc3JAl8|Little Stiny]], get me a danish!
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|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_20X6"
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|[[Image:20X6StinkomanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:20X6StinkomanShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] Shirt || Inspired by the [[hr:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|20X6 Stinko Man game]], this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]]" on the front.
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|-id="tshirt_strong_sad"
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|[[Image:StrongSadShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] Shirt || Look at that voluptuous belly.
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|[[Image:StrongSadFaceShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongSadFaceShirtClose.png|150px]] || Strong Sad Face Shirt || If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more."
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|-id="tshirt_scalding_lake"
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|[[Image:ScaldingLakeShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] Shirt || Look [[Rather Dashing]] in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_sb_zone"
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|[[Image:YourHeadASplodeShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Your Head [[A Splode]]! Shirt || Splo your head up with a giant vector [[StrongBadZone]] head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_double_deuce"
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|[[Image:StinkomanDoubleDeuceShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]] [[Double Deuce]] Shirt || If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose.
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|[[Image:PomPomShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Pom-pom-close.png|150px]] || [[Pom Pom]] Shirt || He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!!
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|-id="tshirt_pizz"
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|[[Image:ThePizzShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:PizzTDetail.png|150px]] || [[The Pizz]] || From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort.
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|-id="tshirt_pistols_for_pandas"
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|[[Image:PistolsForPandasShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:PistolsForPandasShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] Shirt || Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.
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|-id="tshirt_nebulon"
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|[[Image:NebulonShirt.png|150px]] || |[[Image:NebulonT-shirt_close.png|150px]] || [[Nebulon]] Shirt || Everyone will like a "no one likes your [[style]]s" shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_support_municipality"
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|[[Image:MunicipalityShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt_Close.PNG|150px]] || Support [[the Municipality]]! Shirt || [[The King of Town]] in his most oppressive form!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Poopertroopers not included
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|[[Image:MarzipanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:MarzipanShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] (Flower) Shirt || Don't be caught at a [[Marzipan's Character Video|chinchilla protest]] without this shirt! No [[coloring|pressed bunson]] was harmed in the making of this shirt!
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|-id="tshirt_fluffy_puff"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Shirt ||
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|-id="tshirt_limozeen"
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|[[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt Close.png|150px]] || [[Limozeen]] Shirt || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!!
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|[[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Li'l Brudder]] Raglan Shirt || He'll scrape right along and right into your heart!
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|-id="tshirt_eh_steve"
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|[[Image:Eh Steve shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Eh Steve shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Eh! Steve!]] Shirt ||
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|-id="tshirt_duck"
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|[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own [[Duck]] Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in [[flashback|Strong Bad email 100]]!
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|[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandoes]] Shirt || [[Reynold]], [[Fightgar]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Firebert]] and [[Silent Rip]] - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!|Buy all our playsets and toys]] (and shirts!)
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|-id="tshirt_coachz"
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|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] Shirt || '''Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!'''
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|-id="tshirt_the_cheat_1983"
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[The Cheat]] Since [[1983]] Shirt || ''Since 1983!''
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || The Cheat Shirt || No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
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|-id="tshirt_CGNU"
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|''[[Image:Shirt CGNU.PNG|150px]]''|| [[Image:CGNU T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Shirt || Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
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|[[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Shirt || He's a [[garage sale]] lurker, he's a [[The Movie Theater|movie theater]] ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "[[Senor Mortgage|No Probalo!]]"
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| [[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Bubs T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]] Shirt || You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring [[Free Country USA]]'s enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "[[Bubs' Concession Stand|BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND]]." Just calm down.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] Shirt || As seen in [[myths & legends|SBEmail 145]]!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My [[Babies|Baby]] Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || Homestar Baseball Jersey || Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
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|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|150px]] || ''No image yet'' || [[Homsar]] Shirt || You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. '''It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe [[Disney|Walt Disney]]''
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|-id="tshirt_coffee"
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|''No image yet'' || [[File:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|150px]] || [[interview|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]] || Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
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|-id="tshirt_citycommastate"
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|[[Image:citystate t-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:citystate t-shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[City (comma) State]] Shirt || Fresh from the sbemail "[[independent]]," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state."
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''Note: "Film crew" now appears on front.  So nobody misses it.''
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|-id="tshirt_windup"
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|[[Image: WindupT-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:WindupImage.png|150px]] || Wind-Up Homestar || For a long time there, only [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] ever designed the t-shirts because [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray!
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|[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Get Ye Flask Shirt Close.png|150px]] || Get [[Ye Flask]] || You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] but you can most certainly get this shirt!
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|-id="tshirt_star_shirt"
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|[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Star Shirt || Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Team Kneepads]] || Join the team! No, not Team Elbowpads, Team Kneepads! Ride the pine next to Reggie Toupee himself. Available in both royal and navy blue.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Air Cardgage]] || Sky high with Senor Cardgage's iconic combover in this delicious slice of apparel.
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|''No image yet'' || ''No image yet'' || [[Witch's Brew]] || This year's hottest Halloween costume is here! Confuse your kids and neighbors with a shirt that says "Witch's Brew" in a 80's spring break/surf style for some reason.
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''This shirt is not available in the Shirts section, and can only be found from the front page or the [[Store#Collections|Lazy Halloween Costumes! collection]].''
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===Hoodies===
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|[[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Hoodie || The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a [[peasant]] that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
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|[[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Zip Hoodie || Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool [[Peasantry]] nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly [[peasant]] face inside the hood!
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|[[Image:StarZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StarZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Star Zip Hoodie || Hey wow! [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
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|''no image'' || ''no image'' || [[20X6]] [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]] Run - Onesie || For your little Stinko [[Mans]].
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|''no image'' || ''no image'' || 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Youth Shirt ||
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|[[File:Homestar Babies Onesie.PNG|150px]] || [[File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG]] || [[Middle School Variation|Homestar Babies]] ||
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|[[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie2.png|150px]] || [[Bear Holding A Shark]] Onesie || Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
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|''no image'' || ''no image'' || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Teeny Tiny]] [[Teen Girl Squad|Girl Squad]] Onesie || Your little one will never crinkle when they walk in this onesie.
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|[[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Onesie ||
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|[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] || Give the non-[[Strong Bad Email|sbemails]] some love with the first collection of [[Everything Else]] from the website!
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*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Cartoons up to #10
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]s #1 - 12
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*[[Puppet Stuff]] and Music Videos!
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*Commentaries, unreleased shorts, and [[Peasant's Quest]] outtakes!
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|[[Image:Everything_Else_2.PNG|150px]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] ||
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*All the Holiday Cartoons through "[[Happy Trogday|Trogday 2006]]"
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*All the Big Toons through 2005
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*The Return of "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]" and "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]"
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*[[Cheat Commandos]] Cartoons
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*New [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge|Cheat Commandos Interactive Game]]!
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|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] ||
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The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite [[Strong Bad]] hits such as
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*“[[TROGDOR (song)|TROGDOR]]”
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*“[[The System is down (song)|The System is Down]]”
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*“[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]”
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*"[[Because, it's Midnite]]" by [[Limozeen]]
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*"[[Moving Very Slowly]]" by [[Taranchula]]
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*And a some lot more!
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20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!
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PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the [[Coach Z]] song "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]."
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|[[Image:Strongbad_email.exe_Disc_5.PNG|150px]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Strong Bad Emails &mdash; Disc 5]] ||
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*Emails 131 - 160 with all the [[easter eggs]] and pop-ups<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*Commentary tracks on every email<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*One "DVD exclusive" [[Accent|never-before-seen email]]!<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*Over two hours of non-stop hilarity
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===iPhone/iPad===
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| [[File:case_compy1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_compy2.png|150px]] || [[Compy, Inc.|Compy]] iPhone Case ||
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Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!
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| [[File:case_homestar1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_homestar2.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Stripey iPhone Case ||
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[[Strong Bad]]-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar [[prancing]] all over the dang place!
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| [[File:case_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_trogdor2.png|150px]] || rowspan="5"| [[Videlectrix]] Fhone Machine iPhone Case || rowspan="5"|
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Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*
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Choose from [[Stinkoman 20X6]], [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor]], [[Peasant's Quest]], [[Where's an Egg?]], and [[StrongBadZone]]!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us!
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|[[Image:mug_raisedcoffee1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee3.png|106px]] || Raised by a Cup of [[Coffee]] ||
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|[[Image:mug_crookedcop1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop3.png|106px]] || World's Best Crooked Cop ||
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Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one [[The Chief]] gave to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of [[1984|'84]].
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|[[Image:mug_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_sleepyhr3.png|106px]] || Sleepy [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Mug || Wake up with sleepy, [[cinnamon]]-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
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[[Parents|Mom]] is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!
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|[[Image:commandos figurines small.PNG|150px|Cheat Commandos Figurines]] || Cheat Commandos Figurines ||
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[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!|Buy all their playsets and toys]]! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes [[Gunhaver]]*, [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Firebert]], [[Reynold]], and even [[Blue Laser Commander]]! (*does NOT have gun)
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If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets [[hr:playsets.html|HERE]] to maximize fun and adventure!
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|[[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 ||
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This set features all your favs! [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Pom Pom]]! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or [[prison]] cell!
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|[[Image:Figurines Set Two.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 || Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has [[Homsar]], [[the King of Town]], [[the Poopsmith]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand [[Strong Bad]] featuring bonus BathTime [[The Cheat]]!
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==Banners==
==Banners==
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===Remarks===
===Remarks===
*The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © {{CURRENTYEAR}} Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
*The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © {{CURRENTYEAR}} Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
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*The description for [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] copies the list of the DVD's contents from the [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|Homestar Runner Wiki]]'s [[Everything Else]] article; as such, it refers to [[Where the Crap Are We?]] by that name, despite that name being [[wikipedia:Circular reporting|coined by the wiki]].
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*The [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] DVD description had <nowiki><br></nowiki> at the end of every line, except the last one.
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*"[[Cheat Commandos]]" is misspelled as "Cheat Commandoes".
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*The post-it on Strong Bad's [[Compé]] on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu and the DVD link on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] page on the Homestar Runner website still tries to direct you to the previous store, resulting in an error.
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*"Playsets & Toys!" is part of the [[Buy All Our Playsets and Toys|slogan]] of [[Cheat Commandos]].
==External Links==
==External Links==
*[[myshopify:|View the Main Store Page]]
*[[myshopify:|View the Main Store Page]]
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*{{pl|l=http://web.archive.org/web/20190222020857/https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/pages/customer-service View a partially archived version of the Customer Service Page}}
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Current revision as of 14:04, 8 September 2019

Homestore Runner!

The Store, also known as Homestore Runner, is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also one of the main sources of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.

Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the Flash Store and Yahoo Store used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.

Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap!

Contents

[edit] Products

[edit] Shirts

See main article: Shopify Store Clothing


[edit] DVDs and CDs and other items

See main article: Shopify Store Other Items

[edit] Banners

Image Date
Wave o' T-shirts! August 22, 2016 - September 7, 2017
Proletariat, Gelzatrude! Unknown
Lazy Halloween costumes! October 5, 2017 - unknown
Decemberween Gifts! November 27, 2017 - unknown

[edit] Collections

In addition to the main categories at the top of the page, there are several product collections.

Name Descripton Items
Trogdor
Senor Cardgage Course syllabus, Mandy-perth! Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!
Lazy Halloween Costumes! Can't decide what obscure popular culture reference to be for Halloween? Let us decide for you with these in-world, in-character shirts! Guaranteed to be recognized by maybe a couple people after you explain in great detail what you are dressed as!
Decemberween Gifts Does the Homestar fan in your life suffer from Too-Much-T-Shirt-Have? Then surprise them with some non-apparel Homestar gifts this year! Figurines, phone cases, mousepads, CDs & DVDs, and mugs as far as the eye can see!

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Remarks

[edit] Goofs

[edit] Fixed Goofs

  • The description for the Trogdor T-Shirt did not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] External Links


Preceded by:
Yahoo Store
Store Navigation
March 23, 2015 - Present
Succeeded by:
N/A


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