Store
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The Store, also known as Homestore Runner, is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also one of the main sources of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.
Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the Flash Store and Yahoo Store used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.
Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.
Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap!
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Products
Shirts
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | H*R Fun Run | Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included) |
 |  | h*r Logo | |
 |  | Homestar Stripey Shirt | Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now! |
 |  | It's Dot Com Shirt | Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com. |
 |  | Jibblies Shirt | Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!
WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?! WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here. |
 |  | Sleepy Homestar Shirt | Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.
Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style! Thanks for breaking his cow lamp! |
 |  | Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt | Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?! |
 |  | Sloshy Shirt |
Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?! |
 |  | STRONG BAD FULL BODY | |
 |  | Strong Bad Mask | |
 |  | Trogdor Shirt |
Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon. |
Hoodies
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Trodgor Hoodie | The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
Our American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodie is made with 100% cotton with kangaroo pockets. |
 |  | Trodgor Zip Hoodie | Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit. |
 |  | Star Zip Hoodie | Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit. |
Baby Stuff
| Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Homestar Babies | |
 |  | Bear Holding A Shark Onesie | Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid! |
 |  | Trogdor Onesie |
DVDs and CDs
| Disc | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
 | Everything Else, Volume 1 | Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
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 | Everything Else, Volume 2 |
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 | Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5 |
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 | Strong Bad Sings CD |
The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as
20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp! PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the Coach Z song "These Peoples Try to Fade Me." |
iPhone/iPad
| iPhone 6 | iPhone 5 | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
 |  | Compy iPhone Case |
Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!! Available for iPhone 6, 6+, 5*, and 4. *Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash. Tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back. |
 |  | Homestar Stripey iPhone Case |
Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place! *will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash iPhone case, tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back. |
 |  | Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case |
Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!* Choose from Stinkoman 20X6, Trogdor, Peasant's Quest, Where's an Egg?, and StrongBadZone! *Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us! All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4! iPhone case, tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back. |
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Mugs
| Mug Front | Mug Back | Mug Side | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |  |  | Raised by a Cup of Coffee | |
 |  |  | World's Best Crooked Cop |
Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84. *NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS. |
 |  |  | Sleepy Homestar Mug | Wake up with sleepy, cinnamon-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug. |
 |  |  | Trogdor Mug | Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other. |
Posters
| Poster | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
 | Trogdor Poster |
Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*! (*not an actual mug. s'a poster.) |
Playsets & Toys!
| Playset | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|
 | Cheat Commandos Figurines |
Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun) If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets HERE to maximize fun and adventure! |
 | Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 |
This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell! These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor. |
 | Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 (sold out) |
These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor. |
Fun Facts
Remarks
- The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © Template:currentyear Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under Harmless Junk, Inc.
Inside References
- "Playsets & Toys!" is a reference to Cheat Commandos.
Goofs
- The strongbad_email.exe Disc Five DVD description has <br> at the end of every line, except the last one.
- The description for the Trogdor T-Shirt does not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.
- The post-it on Strong Bad's Compé on the Strong Bad Email menu and the DVD link on the Teen Girl Squad page on the Homestar Runner website still tries to direct you to the previous store, resulting in an error.
- The About Us Page on the store has not been filled out.
External Links
| Preceded by: Yahoo Store | Store Navigation March 23, 2015 - Present | Succeeded by: N/A |
| Homestar Runner Store |
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| Shopify (Clothing, Other Items) | Teespring | Fangamer |
| Homestar Runner Navigation | |
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| Navigation Bar | Index Page | Main Pages | Toons Menu | Strong Bad Email Menu | Games Menu | Store | Contact |
| Popups | Quote of the Week | Weekly Fanstuff | Sketchbook | Random Toon |
| Other | Character Videos | Downloads | Museum | Legal | YouTube |
